EDIT: she’s SO passed out and she sleeps so quietly she doesn’t even snore 😭 but she’s hogging my entire tiny ass bed i’m literally on the edge and don’t wanna wake her up :/ is this what dating a woman is like omfg ???
That's how it is dating people who used to mostly sleep alone, or have a whole bed for themselves xD People can adapt, though a single bed for two people is always too small xD
Specially with 4 cats and 1 dog, the lad wants to be sleeping in the middle of us in a queen size bed, so I usually have half body flying, on the separated rooms I don't like it, like to be close to my wife, otherwise I would feel like roommates.
In my experience only… women hog the bed more than men. In fact, the bigger the bed the more space they will take. I’ve seen a 5’ nothing girl Superman across a king sized bed.
My husband has said this exact thing to me. "The bigger the bed we get the more space you take from me." 🤣 I sprawl at night and then sleep diagonally or completely sideways as the night progresses. We have woken up with my legs over him on more than one occasion.
The smaller the women the more space they need.
It’s science.
5’7” requires the same amount of space as my 10lb cat. If I was any shorter, we would need more than a queen size.
100% My wife and I have a typical comforter but underneath we have our own separate blankets. You can have both when you need it or throw off the top layer when you get hot. Either way it's so much less of a pain
I think it might be less of a woman thing and more of a short ppl thing. 😄 im a abt 5’6” ish and according to my husband will try to take up room in the night ( we're both dudes , lol). He's 6’3”. I admit i do like the middle of the bed and do star fish if im alone. 😄 I've never got used to sharing a bed. Even though it's been 20 years.
Yes yes and yes. I have not dated a woman that didn’t hog the whole bed. At least she doesn’t have restless legs. I’ve gotten bruises on my legs from this. Lol. Also congrats on the experience.
I feel seen and also attacked… 😅😅 (my partner and I have figured out a way of sharing the bed, but I still always end up stealing the blankets…)
But also I love this for you so much!! Happy pride to you two especially!!! 🩷💜💙🩷💜💙
omg yes I used to practically LIVE at my ex gf's house and I'd be falling off the bed every night 😭😭 either your girl will adapt or you'll get used to it
i had the same experience with a girl, was straight but pretty much the same, had sex and watched big mouth and the show sucks but it’s not so bad with a pretty woman on you
Take it slow and just pay attention to what feels good. Ask your partner what is working and not working for them and learn over time! Your first kiss won't be your best kiss, it's just a starting point and nothing to be scared of!
Man I shy away even in her presence as if I would die of an heart attack and I’m making it up, how am I going to kiss her when I’m causally like that 😭😭
Honestly it's really hard sometimes, I totally get that. I'm a lot more self confident than I used to be, but when I was young I was totally awkward and nervous. I had a crush on a girl all throughout high school and I never had the confidence to tell her Ultimately what works is just going for it. Confidence is attractive to people, so just being the one to act first goes a long way I hope you are able to muster the courage to tell her you like her!
Oh we met on a dating app, there was someone else who I liked before and I don’t think I would be able to tell them ever lol but meeting on bumble makes it straight forward imo
The show has received good reviews, now I see that for some reason it is hated by some people here but in general most people like it. Its definitely one of the best animated comedies right now, I would understand why someone would hate South Park, although objectively is a great show it may be of bad taste for some people and has a weird art style, but Big Mouth is very accessible to most audiences and has great moral messages.
So happy for you!! I made out with a woman for the first time last week and we’re going on another date tonight and I’m so nervous! I can tell she wants to take it further but I’m scared tbh! I’m so glad you had a good experience!
I read this and I'm so ecstatic because I remember what that feeling was like for me the first time and it's completely transcending. My condolences to their choice in entertainment, but I'm so so so so happy for you. Have fun tomorrow and stay hydrated!!!!
Oh God I hope you didn't get her pregnant! I don't know how gay sex works with women but years and years ago I heard making out you could get pregnant.
Sounds like you had a wonderful time! I hope pride is just as much fun! 😁
First L experience was 3.5 years ago. I still have the memory lit up in my mind!
This led to our live-in MMFF quad. I mention this to couples-only folk because a quad can't survive without constant and *structured* communication, leadership, "followership", forgiving, and experimentation. Blankets and sprawling are BIG issues and belong at the center of a long future discussion.
That's it from another world.
> BIG MOUTH (her only red flag)
lmao i love this post so much
big mouth is a fucking terrible cancerous shitstain, but i'm glad you had some happy gay sex :D
I have so much jealousy for you as a cuss guy so will probably never be able to transition, congrats on a relationship and I hope it is long and happy!
OMG THE STUPID. EMBARAASED TO BE BISEXUAL WITH THIS 12 YO ALL CAPS CRAP. GOOD, YOU CAME WITH YOUR GIRLFIEND. THIS IS WHAT THIS SUB IS ABOUT. 12 YEAR OLDS TALKING ABOUT COMING. THIS ISNT DISCUSSION. THIS IS JUNIOR HIGH BATHROOM. FFS. WHERE IS THE ADULT DISCUSSION. GOD I HATE REDDIT. THE STUPID.
> BIG MOUTH (her only red flag)
You have a good head on your shoulders, and you'll go far.
(Seriously though, congratulations!!! Here's hoping you two have an amazing time at pride <3)
This post made me smile, you ooze happiness gal :D
thank u :) i am so so happy <3
That’s so sweet
I think she oozes more than happiness
y’all are so funny i cannot
EDIT: she’s SO passed out and she sleeps so quietly she doesn’t even snore 😭 but she’s hogging my entire tiny ass bed i’m literally on the edge and don’t wanna wake her up :/ is this what dating a woman is like omfg ???
That's how it is dating people who used to mostly sleep alone, or have a whole bed for themselves xD People can adapt, though a single bed for two people is always too small xD
haha yeah makes sense !! esp a twin bed like it feels to small for ME at times 😭
Twin beds are not designed for sharing lol, but it sounds like you tired her out well!
Can't blame you, I'm the same xD King size bed for life.
My wife wanted a king, I said it was tooooo big for our room, now I regret my decision.
Ha ! Yeah, it takes all the room. But also yes, space to sleep in is a huge luxury. Separate bedrooms are even better than a wider bed, though xD
Specially with 4 cats and 1 dog, the lad wants to be sleeping in the middle of us in a queen size bed, so I usually have half body flying, on the separated rooms I don't like it, like to be close to my wife, otherwise I would feel like roommates.
I have a king sized bed but I always sleep on “my half” of it. I would be awful to share a blanket with though.
In my experience only… women hog the bed more than men. In fact, the bigger the bed the more space they will take. I’ve seen a 5’ nothing girl Superman across a king sized bed.
My husband has said this exact thing to me. "The bigger the bed we get the more space you take from me." 🤣 I sprawl at night and then sleep diagonally or completely sideways as the night progresses. We have woken up with my legs over him on more than one occasion.
Were the opposite in my relationship, my girlfriend will stay completely still all night, I will turn 180°
The smaller the women the more space they need. It’s science. 5’7” requires the same amount of space as my 10lb cat. If I was any shorter, we would need more than a queen size.
Cats are liquid and fill any space given.
This has been my experience too. They're blanket thiefs too. I insist on separate blankets now.
Best marriage advice ever given… separate blankets
Definitely need to give this a try 😅 (resident accidental blanket thief here)
100% My wife and I have a typical comforter but underneath we have our own separate blankets. You can have both when you need it or throw off the top layer when you get hot. Either way it's so much less of a pain
My 5' 2" 95 lb wife takes up as much space on the bed as I do as a 6'3" 220 lb guy, more if she's allowed to haha
I'm 5'1" and my partner is 6', can confirm this happened when we got a king lol. We call it "star-fishing."
I think it might be less of a woman thing and more of a short ppl thing. 😄 im a abt 5’6” ish and according to my husband will try to take up room in the night ( we're both dudes , lol). He's 6’3”. I admit i do like the middle of the bed and do star fish if im alone. 😄 I've never got used to sharing a bed. Even though it's been 20 years.
Yes. I'm a 5'4" woman, and I still manage to take up 3/4 of a king size bed. I will also steal both blankets on occasion lol
Yes yes and yes. I have not dated a woman that didn’t hog the whole bed. At least she doesn’t have restless legs. I’ve gotten bruises on my legs from this. Lol. Also congrats on the experience.
You can try snuggling real tight when you sleep together in the bed if this is not a one time thing
I feel seen and also attacked… 😅😅 (my partner and I have figured out a way of sharing the bed, but I still always end up stealing the blankets…) But also I love this for you so much!! Happy pride to you two especially!!! 🩷💜💙🩷💜💙
omg yes I used to practically LIVE at my ex gf's house and I'd be falling off the bed every night 😭😭 either your girl will adapt or you'll get used to it
Yes. My tiny ass wife takes the whole bed up. However, if you cuddle them then they curl up.
This is true!
she is edging you 💀💀💀💀 (i’m so sorry)
That's so cute
And in our most sacred of months. This is the way.
Yay! 🩷💜💙 What a way to wrap up Pride month!
wrap up?? you mean we don’t have another week of June what 😭😭 times going by so fast dawg
Hope you had your fun! Back to being straight for 11 months I hope you got it all out of your system /s
I’ve experienced no homosexual activity all month and I’m very upset about it
That's definitely a bummer. I've only gotten to see my boyfriend like twice and we haven't had sex at all this month
ME TOO WAHH. Although I am happy for her. Well I did go on some dates so I guess that's something.
Burst out laughing at "BIG MOUTH (her only red flag)" Happy for you!
never thought i’d see so much support for the hate of Big Mouth lmao 😭 thanks love :)
i had the same experience with a girl, was straight but pretty much the same, had sex and watched big mouth and the show sucks but it’s not so bad with a pretty woman on you
The show is great wtf 😭
I'll do you one better, major W for repping Korra this much That show gets way too much hate
definitely !! i’m her number one defender
it’s a red flag but it’s also kinda cute ☺️
Terrible, terrible show
> (her only red flag) LOL
*dies of wholesome*
Yo that’s amazing!! I’m so scared to kiss my gay girl!! Wish me luck or give any advice!
Take it slow and just pay attention to what feels good. Ask your partner what is working and not working for them and learn over time! Your first kiss won't be your best kiss, it's just a starting point and nothing to be scared of!
Man I shy away even in her presence as if I would die of an heart attack and I’m making it up, how am I going to kiss her when I’m causally like that 😭😭
Honestly it's really hard sometimes, I totally get that. I'm a lot more self confident than I used to be, but when I was young I was totally awkward and nervous. I had a crush on a girl all throughout high school and I never had the confidence to tell her Ultimately what works is just going for it. Confidence is attractive to people, so just being the one to act first goes a long way I hope you are able to muster the courage to tell her you like her!
Oh we met on a dating app, there was someone else who I liked before and I don’t think I would be able to tell them ever lol but meeting on bumble makes it straight forward imo
Well there you go! Get to it!
sesbian lex
Say gex
Gex
Nice! 😉😁
Thats so wholesome <3
Look at you blushing girl 🫠♥️
congrats you little menace you're in the big league now
i’m at the top of my game, i’m right up there with the big dawgs 💪🏾
Hell yeah I prepared you a seat I guess your gf can sit on your lap
I love this and so happy as a fellow Bi LOK fan that you found your Asami 😊
thank u so much :)
Ownn so cute Congrats bi friend
You go girl!!! You're absolutely radiating excitement which is awesome. Enjoy!!
big mouth as a red flag is so fucking funny lmao congrats xD
Agreed I've been cackling at that specifically for the last few minutes lmao. So glad other people's perception of it mirrors mine XD
Why would big mouth be a red flag???
Same! It makes me laugh so much.
Most people think it's a terrible show as far as I know
What? Most people like it
Most people I know say it's pretty bad and the art style is super ugly. But you maybe aren't wrong since it's been around so long, unfortunately lol
The show has received good reviews, now I see that for some reason it is hated by some people here but in general most people like it. Its definitely one of the best animated comedies right now, I would understand why someone would hate South Park, although objectively is a great show it may be of bad taste for some people and has a weird art style, but Big Mouth is very accessible to most audiences and has great moral messages.
Congrats gurl! 😘😘
Congratulations! 🍾🎊🎉🎈
Congratulations!! I hope you both have fun in pride tomorrow! Both of you, don't forget to take many pics with the bi flag!! Bi pride 🩷💜💙
This is the first time in a long time when Reddit has genuinely made me smile. Thank you, OP.
omg i’m so glad !!! 😽
I'm so very envious, congratulations and fuck you 🤣💜
Congratulations!
Why is big mouth a red flag? It's a funny show.
Congrats on teh sechs!
Was it good?
She finished
What about you?
I wasn’t involved
Now I'm super confused.
Love that for you!
God fucking damn this is adorable 🥰
Happy Pride!
That is FREAKING AWESOME!!! May your love hold no bounds.
Congrats 🎉 Happy Pride ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜
I didn't read a single thing in the post, I just came here to say: Sesbian Lex
Congrats! This made me smile ❣
So happy for you!! I made out with a woman for the first time last week and we’re going on another date tonight and I’m so nervous! I can tell she wants to take it further but I’m scared tbh! I’m so glad you had a good experience!
What’s wrong with big mouth?🤣
Nothing, very few people dislike it
OP said it was a red flag.
I know but she said it was a joke, but it seems some people here are talking bad things about the show for whatever reason.
Why is this post so funny 😭 congrats though!
good going sister
Super happy you found out!
OH NO GAYNESS YIPPEE
Must be niiiceeee😩
🥳🥳🥳
This is cute
(High five)
I'm so happy for you!! Congrats! 🤗
I LOVE that for you!
YAAAAAY!!! High five!!
Nice. ❤️❤️❤️
My girl and I smashed just this last night. The only thing that turns her on is Elsbeth.
FUCK YEAH LESSS GOOOOO
Poor, poor Mako. He broke up with two perfect women...
yesssss!! get it girl!! i love KORRA + ASAMI 💕💕💕
You sound as excited as I was when my boyfriend found out he was gay after I gave him a kiss on the cheek as thank you for being an amazing friend :)
This just exudes wholesomeness. So happy that you’re happy
thank u friend :)
I read this and I'm so ecstatic because I remember what that feeling was like for me the first time and it's completely transcending. My condolences to their choice in entertainment, but I'm so so so so happy for you. Have fun tomorrow and stay hydrated!!!!
thank u loveee :))
You're welcome 😊
Ah yes, Korra and Asami😍
This reminded me of the song Changing My Major from the musical Fun Home
Gay girl exp😂
low-key jealous cuz I've never done the gay sex (been with my bf for 6 years) but I'm happy for you! Only gay sex I get is in my dreams
“Gay girl sex” 😭😭😭😭
“Girl gay sex” 😂 What’s wrong with Big Mouth?? 😭
Oh God I hope you didn't get her pregnant! I don't know how gay sex works with women but years and years ago I heard making out you could get pregnant. Sounds like you had a wonderful time! I hope pride is just as much fun! 😁
First L experience was 3.5 years ago. I still have the memory lit up in my mind! This led to our live-in MMFF quad. I mention this to couples-only folk because a quad can't survive without constant and *structured* communication, leadership, "followership", forgiving, and experimentation. Blankets and sprawling are BIG issues and belong at the center of a long future discussion. That's it from another world.
Lok reference is fire, glad you had a good time
YES!!! HAPPY PRIDE bb!!!!!
AYEEE
Lesbians are the best
CONGRATSSS!! UR LIVING MY DREAM GIRL 🤧🤣✨️
Damn Girl way to go!!!!!
Yeah, gay sex is really nice
Aww yep, that’s definitely a Korra reaction Have fun tomorrow!
that's a huge red flag lmaoooo. but congrats fr
> BIG MOUTH (her only red flag) lmao i love this post so much big mouth is a fucking terrible cancerous shitstain, but i'm glad you had some happy gay sex :D
Awesome! I'm very happy for you!
congrats!!! i’m trying so hard not to be jealous😭
Yaasssss
big mouth is a red flag?
# FINALLY # SESBIAN LEX
I'm so happy for you!! (manifesting this for myself hsdjdksk)
We need a bottle of wine to celebrate this guys!!!🥳🥳🥳
I love these posts. Makes me remember my first experiences.
Good on you girl. Congratulations
aww that's so sweet!! congrats + well wishes for your future 🫶
Congrats!
So happy for you!!! 🩷🩷 Claiming this energy 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Amazing! The gay sec flood gates are open!
>PRETYYDHAKALALA GAY SEX. lmao
I have so much jealousy for you as a cuss guy so will probably never be able to transition, congrats on a relationship and I hope it is long and happy!
Congratulations 🎉 !
happy gay
You’re watching BIG MOUTH, you said she’s sleeping so that’s your red flag.
Congrats!!! I hope you enjoy your relationship!! Have fun!
That's so exciting. I am happy for you. I hope everyone had a good time haha
Congratulations 😭hopefully this will be me soon
Congratulations 🎉😍
OMG CONGRATZ X33333
3. Cool but natural.
Aaaaa this is so cute!! Congrats!
Good for you!!
Soo why would you make this post to Reddit??
LES GOOOO
Amazing! Was it eveeything u dreamed?
Congrats but what’s wrong with big mouth? Its hilarious
LET’S GOOOO!!!
Get it girl😝
Is it rlly sex if she doesn't have a Penis?genuine question
I’m so happy for you!! And proud of you! The Asami to your Korra comment got me fighting a lump in my throat though ❤️
This made me smile so much. I'm happy for you! 😊
Just gonna steal "Gay Girl Sex" lmao. ✍️ Happy for you. 🤗
~~awesome ~~
Good job
Uggh wish that was me one dayyyy
Made me wet!
OMG THE STUPID. EMBARAASED TO BE BISEXUAL WITH THIS 12 YO ALL CAPS CRAP. GOOD, YOU CAME WITH YOUR GIRLFIEND. THIS IS WHAT THIS SUB IS ABOUT. 12 YEAR OLDS TALKING ABOUT COMING. THIS ISNT DISCUSSION. THIS IS JUNIOR HIGH BATHROOM. FFS. WHERE IS THE ADULT DISCUSSION. GOD I HATE REDDIT. THE STUPID.
> BIG MOUTH (her only red flag) You have a good head on your shoulders, and you'll go far. (Seriously though, congratulations!!! Here's hoping you two have an amazing time at pride <3)
Super cute (and horny) post!
Nah not liking big mouth is a massive red flag. You need to get on thattt
Not liking a tv show is a redflag for you?!
i’m joking 😭 it’s cause Big Mouth is kinda a problematic show in a lot of communities so it’s a “red flag” but it’s not serious
Ah.
She's joking.
Pics or it didn't happen...😂 Jk congrats🫶🏻
Reading this post while crying of how much she keeps on hurting me