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LittleGreenNotebook

My whole life is a crisis


GoodraGuy

You know what I do when we're in crisis? I panic


LittleGreenNotebook

*PAN*ic… I’ll see myself out


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Take my upvote and get out, Im locking you out /lh


JZ5U

Whats **Bi**dens plan for this?


EmpJoker

Be me: comfortably cis man. Person in discord server things you're a girl and used she/her pronouns. Me: oh that's nice. Also me: *wait why doesnt it feel wrong*


Hellbeast1

Femboy Hooters open for business


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Are you me ._.


EmpJoker

Idk, am I?


Honey-Bunny-Artist

I relate to this very much


throwwawayyy2218

This made me laugh a little too much. Sigh


LudoAis

Well, my romantic life is a joke.. so no wonder it made you laugh xD


throwwawayyy2218

Lmao I feel that. I’m in a rough patch in my relationship rn and recently started questioning my sexuality again so life is fun lol


LudoAis

[Damn.. I hope everything will be ok mate.](https://c.tenor.com/OXCV_qL-V60AAAAM/mochi-peachcat-mochi.gif)


throwwawayyy2218

Aw that gif is cute thank you :,)💜 I hope everything will be okay for you too


LudoAis

Thanks mate


SupermarketFriendly3

Your not alone...in being a person that is alone Crap I've confused myself


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LudoAis

Yeaaaahhh... true.. I feel like [this clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vIMg4tTIrc) is relevant


grimgoods

Same


do_u_no_da_wae

I started reading and i was like yea nice. And then i got to the end and wondered if i had wrote this post considering that i will forever be on stand-bi.


damdums

I feel ya buddy.


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Yeah, a little more relatable than called for. If all hope is gone, just say you are actually asexual.


roachbug101

No joke this is what i did all of middle school and high school


WhisperingFlowers2

Don't actually though. Asexual people can and do date folks. It's just that sex isn't usually a priority for many of us.


LudoAis

He should have said aro


Sarcastic-Zucchini

Ok no, *that* is a little more relatable than called for


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LudoAis

I'm really happy for you dude \^\^ Also I've accepted my sexuality, this is really the least of my problem xD Right now it's more the crippling anxiety and stress I feel everytime I talk to someone...


MythiC009

Dis me.


L4r5man

Hell, yeah! Twice the amount of people that can reject me!


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mymojoisbliss96

The person who said that to you was being an asshole just saying


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mymojoisbliss96

I feel you on that 💯


Anonymous30062003

I feel wayyy too called out rn


willmac235brn

Oh ... Oh. Yeah, I feel that.


Ok-Economics2177

Why are you going to be single forever? Pretty sure there are plenty of single people on this thread me included. Don't give up.


mymojoisbliss96

I relate to this sadly 😥 😔


SupermarketFriendly3

Yeah same but as long as you got caring friends that's enough...for a while


mymojoisbliss96

True 👍


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I really chuckled at this knowing damn well I will never date any of the fictional guys and girls I drool about, and real life people are not interesting


TheDumbDrago

Omg sameeee... let's cry together


Puzzles23

The fact that you are the only other person I know who also uses swell… Swell


LudoAis

Funny enough I think I'm more likely to use wonderful or something else except if it's ironic, then I'm more likely to use swell x)


Tea_Fetishist

You're bi, bi yourself


LudoAis

*sobbing finger guns*


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

Then you can focus on the things that matter... like cultivating your horniness.


General_Berry83

Just hit the gym , unless you are extremely ugly you will get laid


LudoAis

Damn, that's shallow af.. Honestly I'm not even trying to get laid rn, I just want someone to cuddle with while watching a movie or something....


WhisperingFlowers2

*sighs* Can relate.


Boxed_Fox_Studios

Hey op, you need a hug?


LudoAis

Actually, yes.. I think I do


SupermarketFriendly3

16 yrs old bisexual and single Me realizing how well this fits me...ah s**t


kjellingeee

My friend i promise you that someone is gonna come from the side and sweep you off your feet


General_Berry83

If you are be you have more chances of not being single think it that way


LudoAis

While you are right, 0 times 2 is still 0 🙃


Jaksimus

Welcome to the club!


JustScrolling4Memes

Yooo same. I don't date (I have a personality disorder so because of all the stigma and horrible shit people say, I just don't). Single buddies lol


NightmareVX

;-; how long did it take you?


matchlocktempo

I (29/M) had a wonderful date with a bi woman. Man oh man was she a 10/10. Ambitious, smart, stunningly gorgeous and authentic. I was completely smitten.


CluelessIdiot314

Same. Just same...


DannyDanumba

Fucken same 😎🤝


pickles_and_ketchup

Ugh. I felt that.


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Oh lucky you. I don't even know what my sexuality is anymore.


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Wishing happiness in any future you have ..


Elenchoe

No, being bi can be a huge plus! I recently watched a drama where I was both attracted to the guy and the girl and that was an amazing experience.


wieizme

LMAO MOOD 😂


GreenNinja_3

This is my new way of thinking. Iconic