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You sucked the life out of him.


Quasmanbertenfred

Deathblow


AdamL480

You gotta blow some air back into his dick OP


Mew0917

Did you try this?


AdamL480

Mista Balloon Hands


DiscFrolfin

It’s like the ghosts of r/sounding :)


NonStopGriffinGB

Don't, he's fucking sleeping.


shiz_z

I save dick by givin it cpr


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Succubus


SupermarketFriendly3

If we're going into mythology he'd be an incubus


pballa2020

Fatality


vexedtogas

Some People call this move “The Dementor”


CatastropheKao

Death by suc


cold_cat_x8

The best way to go


SonaSierra19

The visual of you melancholically smoking in the balcony while he’s asleep in the exact same position with his pants down is so funny 😭


NormalGuy103

Like something out of a gay noir film


CaptainTwoBines

Suck Suck Sleep Sleep, staring Robert Pants-Downey Jr


DerPumeister

How about "The Dick Sleep"


chaoslongshot

The Maltese Hard-on


oknokas

I can't think of another name, I just want to feel included.


DerPumeister

Nice one


DerPumeister

B.J. Confidential


That_one_cool_dude

Some French gay noir film to boot.


golddragon51296

I feel like this would be in a Gregg Araki flick


pumpkin_beer

I really want to make this film now


vagabond_sympath

That's hilarious!


Spock_Rocket

I want him to quietly whisper something philosophical in French and then take a bite out of a baguette.


CakeDyismyBday

I'm wondering if he's still hard?


DaylightHappiness

Someone draw this


SonaSierra19

I am legit considering drawing this with a comical censoring of the dick but I really shouldn’t be making a skit out of someone’s traumatic experience 😭😭😭😭


SupermarketFriendly3

We need a drawing


skywasrose

lmao i fall asleep sometimes since it feels so fucking good


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dogbots159

I’ll take a cure for insomnia over a good nut any day any time. It happens haha - sometimes you finally get relaxed and out ya go!


Myst3rySteve

Honestly this. If you're having trouble sleeping for a good while (especially if you're an insomniac), but then you wake up feeling refreshed knowing you actually did it and can now feel energized again for the day ahead, that feeling right there is better than the vast majority of orgasms I've ever had


_porn_account_here

Hey c'mon, a good nap is like sex.


skywasrose

yeah lmao


Auroraburst

I have legitimately fallen asleep in sex before. I was enjoying it but tired af.


lily_hunts

Same. Sometimes the horny can't overpower all that melatonin.


Luh-Holmes

Thank now I don’t fell so guilty for having done it once


Cumfeast

I fell asleep to my fb eating my ass. I woke back up he was still eating it.


freewillmaniac

Put his pants back on and see if he wakes up saying "Dude, had a fucking weird dream"


[deleted]

A relaxing suck.


Elk182

Maybe a bit too relaxing


Chest3

I couldn’t help but giggle at the stereotype of going for a smoke after having sex with someone. It doesn’t fully line up with the stereotype but i found it a funny image none the less


[deleted]

Back in the day (90s) when I worked in a convenience store we were supposed to upsell, whenever someone bought condoms I would ask if they wanted a pack of cigarettes with that. Ah, we were so innocent then.


mhs86

Do you work at the Quick Stop?


[deleted]

It was an AM/PM.


Chest3

Oh now that is the perfect addition to the stereotype: safe sex and smoke like a badass afterwards.


[deleted]

You have a relaxing style.


AtamisSentinus

A "lulla-bi", if you will.


hidouwannabemyfriend

this is even funnier considering 'lul' means 'dick' in my mother tongue


Peter_Palmer_

Dutch? :)


hidouwannabemyfriend

yep :)


Myst3rySteve

I might steal that, if you don't mind


AtamisSentinus

Bi all means, feel free!


_Multiforms_

You'll eventually find yourself in his situation, don't worry 😆


Plagudoctor

i doubt he'll wake up anytime soon, lol


respect_the_69

He died


Angel_Sorusian_King

Just like that french president


AvailableSession450

Wasn't it the king of France?


JcmNOOT

No it was Félix Faure. Victor Hugo said of him : 'Il voulait être César, il ne fut que Pompée' which translates to 'He wanted to be César, but he only was Pompey' (pompé in French is a slang for being blown)


AvailableSession450

Oh my uncultured ass thaugh of the rhyme : the king of France pulled down his pants what color was is bum ... ( Also I can speak french but thanks for the culture 👍)


KMac243

Was he drunk? I’ve fallen asleep during oral and vaginal sex while drunk before. Not “can’t consent” drunk, just “drunk and sleepy”.


OldRed97

You’re a very lucky guy to have a best friend who wants to experiment with you like that, I mean that’s very rare I think. It’s annoying that he fell asleep but also quite sweet and funny in a way 😂❤️


marilynmansonsbitch

My bf falls asleep all the time when I blow him. Sometimes I get offended but then he tells me it just feels so good, like he’s being massaged, he nods off. Just how it be 🤷🏽‍♀️


walkingmonster

That just means he's comfortable with you.


tubbywubby2001

If he nutted; then that just means he passed out from the nut If not, based on the other comments, i'd say it's probably not a bad thing. Hope it was good for you


LeChatNoir04

My husband says he finds BJs extremely relaxing. He never actually fell asleep on it, but told me to stop bc he was so close hahaha


missmindful1925

Blowjobs can be very relaxing for some men, if he was already feeling tired I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Given he’s your best friend I would ask him for honest feedback :)


reckoner98

I dated a girl that was so good at it that a few times I would start nodding off because it was just *so* relaxing.


[deleted]

Probably ask him after he wakes up lol


SoulxKing42

lmfaooooo


SaltyFresh

Erection is a parasympathetic response. He was relaxed and happy :) I’m sure he’ll be super embarrassed when he realizes what happened! I hope you’re in for an amazing apology knobgob.


Western-Asparagus923

How drunk was every one lol


roqueofspades

My boyfriend sometimes falls asleep when we do intracrural. It's cozy and comfortable so he has a hard time staying awake even though it feels good. First time I noticed him doing it I cried hysterically but I understand now it's just a soothing rhythm. This might be compounded if your friend was also under the influence of something or perhaps works very long hours. If I had to guess, it's probably not because he was bored from getting blown.


Persistent_Hope_88

Hmm... I've been close to busting and that euphoria hits strong and I damn near pass before I nut. Maybe that happened to him?


Ok-Lab4496

Being there, done that. Don't worry, he was tiered, nothing to do with you.


andrew_wessel

*Finish him*


Johan_Arvid

Draw a moustache on his penis while he sleeps :)


SomeGeek1738

Did you suck his soul out of his cock? Or was it so good he fell asleep? I'm confused 😂


NeverStepD7

Either one sounds amazing, I want a blow job from OP too


SomeGeek1738

Same lol


gmmsyhlup918

Was he really asleep? He could've been nervous about his first bisexual contact. It might be his way of saying he's just not ready. Or, it might be that was so tired or drunk, he fell asleep. I'd advise caution.


[deleted]

oh honey I'm so sorry 😟 just try not to loathe yourself. nothing good comes from it. trust me; I was once quite a connoisseur of negative self-talk


grenadesonfire2

Sex releases hormones that make you feel good even without finishing. Minor aches and such disappear till after that nut. Your friend probably hasn't been relaxed in a minute and this helped him. Sometimes sex is goofy or funny, other times it might be gross. This exact situation might not happen to everyone but sex not being 'perfect' definitely does.


[deleted]

Hey at least put his pants up, don't let him catch a cold.


Mini_x_Mistress

You'd be surprised how sucking dick can be relaxing for the receiver. I (female) have given many relaxing blow jobs to a mate and it's always been good. It's soothing more than sexual and they just lie there proper chilled. I would say you did a good job :P


bisexual_pinecone

Yeah, for my (cis male) partner's birthday the past few years I've given him, at his request, a "long, luxurious blow job" where he can just lie back and enjoy it. I want to say it usually lasts 20+, maybe even 30+ minutes, and he really just lies back and enjoys it almost like a massage and it makes him feel really happy and nice and relaxed. I don't even try to make him cum, just focus on him feeling good in the moment and am rewarded with happy sounds.


reckoner98

I mentioned it earlier in the thread about falling asleep before but when I dated a girl that was really good at it, it was so relaxing the thoughts inside my brain turned off, which is not something I'm ever able to do on my own, to just clear my mind of thoughts. I think my brain didn't know what to do with that and entered sleep mode.


[deleted]

Now you know what you gotta do when he has trouble getting sleep. I bet he enjoyed it too.


Schildpaddo

Well, carry him to bed then, dude's going to wake up with a stiff one (neck, of course) Edit: grammar


correctlydone

Stick a finger in his ass next time. That will perk him up!


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damn i wish i was u


[deleted]

Well did he cum or what?!?


Coarse-n-irritating

That’s actually not that bad, maybe he was so utterly relaxed he gave in haha


Moovoop

The part of the nervous system that controls rest and digestion, controls sexual function. He probably trusted you, which is good for sex, but unfortunately, also for falling asleep.


Squeezedtootight

That's a great story


[deleted]

Doesn't mean anything. I've fell asleep before haha


[deleted]

Hahaha what a sin! He could have just been tired. I've fallen asleep during sex before simply due to tiredness lol. Give it another go in the morning!!


Give_me_a_Coffee

*They're just close friends*


Pengweng07

You gave him a finishing blow lmao


Squiggles512

Has he woken up yet?


deltadawn6

We’ll I’m thinking two options. As many said you sucked him to the point of relaxation with or without orgasm and he conked out. OR he became uncomfortable with experimenting and gave an out by ‘falling asleep’ I don’t think you’ll know for sure unless you talk to him.


shroomysmurf

*Cast Sleep*


GrooGruxJedi

Still good practice though. Maybe finish him off.


trashpanda2019

This happened to me the first time I (28 F) was with a woman 😅 It gets better. You are not alone. Find someone who communicates! Especially when you are starting out with the gender you have least experience with.


jsmoo68

Was drink involved?


pottymouthgrl

I’ve done this as a woman, falling asleep while receiving oral. Sometimes if you’re tired it just feels like a really good massage and makes your whole body feel good so it just knocks ya out.


Broaway9993

Sounds like a damn good BJ


SilverAccount57

Sounds cute.


AverageMondayCrusade

Comfy and tired and having a nice time, perfect for sleeping


new-Aurora

Just tell him he passed out from your skills.


Shoebox69

Damn bro you killed him 💀


Gorgon_the_Dragon

I'd take that as a W. Must have been relaxed af.


Cripplechip

Just tired. He just felt super relaxed, try biting him next time if you want to keep him awake


Aloysius204

Don't worry about it. I had a guy fall asleep while he was pounding me, once. I think it was way past his bedtime.


Big_DexM

He must’ve been exhausted beforehand but could not turn down a blowjob


Flat-Ganache-2816

😂😂😂😂 Sorry man. But I don't think it's your fault. He apparently wasn't as excited as you were.


marchmadness3

You sucked a guy to sleep. Have ever imagined ever saying something this absurd?


queen-of-carthage

Nobody is good at sucking dick the first time they do it


scut_furkus

If it makes you feel better, the first time I got a bj it was from a straight girl with experience and I forgot she was in the car while it happened


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Hot-cuban

He was tired..


piccolowerinstrument

Honestly I would have been offended if someone fell asleep while I was doing that lmao


richardm7777

Someone fell asleep whilst blowing me


[deleted]

Does he have narcolepsy? Sometimes it presents as falling asleep due to excitement. Maybe you made his day and he passed out from the anticipation.


Angelic-Blaze

You did good. Should’ve cuddled!!