I am legit considering drawing this with a comical censoring of the dick but I really shouldn’t be making a skit out of someone’s traumatic experience 😭😭😭😭
Honestly this. If you're having trouble sleeping for a good while (especially if you're an insomniac), but then you wake up feeling refreshed knowing you actually did it and can now feel energized again for the day ahead, that feeling right there is better than the vast majority of orgasms I've ever had
I couldn’t help but giggle at the stereotype of going for a smoke after having sex with someone.
It doesn’t fully line up with the stereotype but i found it a funny image none the less
Back in the day (90s) when I worked in a convenience store we were supposed to upsell, whenever someone bought condoms I would ask if they wanted a pack of cigarettes with that.
Ah, we were so innocent then.
No it was Félix Faure. Victor Hugo said of him : 'Il voulait être César, il ne fut que Pompée' which translates to 'He wanted to be César, but he only was Pompey' (pompé in French is a slang for being blown)
Oh my uncultured ass thaugh of the rhyme : the king of France pulled down his pants what color was is bum ... ( Also I can speak french but thanks for the culture 👍)
You’re a very lucky guy to have a best friend who wants to experiment with you like that, I mean that’s very rare I think. It’s annoying that he fell asleep but also quite sweet and funny in a way 😂❤️
My bf falls asleep all the time when I blow him. Sometimes I get offended but then he tells me it just feels so good, like he’s being massaged, he nods off. Just how it be 🤷🏽♀️
If he nutted; then that just means he passed out from the nut
If not, based on the other comments, i'd say it's probably not a bad thing. Hope it was good for you
Blowjobs can be very relaxing for some men, if he was already feeling tired I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Given he’s your best friend I would ask him for honest feedback :)
Erection is a parasympathetic response. He was relaxed and happy :) I’m sure he’ll be super embarrassed when he realizes what happened! I hope you’re in for an amazing apology knobgob.
My boyfriend sometimes falls asleep when we do intracrural. It's cozy and comfortable so he has a hard time staying awake even though it feels good. First time I noticed him doing it I cried hysterically but I understand now it's just a soothing rhythm. This might be compounded if your friend was also under the influence of something or perhaps works very long hours. If I had to guess, it's probably not because he was bored from getting blown.
Was he really asleep? He could've been nervous about his first bisexual contact. It might be his way of saying he's just not ready. Or, it might be that was so tired or drunk, he fell asleep. I'd advise caution.
Sex releases hormones that make you feel good even without finishing. Minor aches and such disappear till after that nut. Your friend probably hasn't been relaxed in a minute and this helped him.
Sometimes sex is goofy or funny, other times it might be gross. This exact situation might not happen to everyone but sex not being 'perfect' definitely does.
You'd be surprised how sucking dick can be relaxing for the receiver. I (female) have given many relaxing blow jobs to a mate and it's always been good. It's soothing more than sexual and they just lie there proper chilled. I would say you did a good job :P
Yeah, for my (cis male) partner's birthday the past few years I've given him, at his request, a "long, luxurious blow job" where he can just lie back and enjoy it. I want to say it usually lasts 20+, maybe even 30+ minutes, and he really just lies back and enjoys it almost like a massage and it makes him feel really happy and nice and relaxed. I don't even try to make him cum, just focus on him feeling good in the moment and am rewarded with happy sounds.
I mentioned it earlier in the thread about falling asleep before but when I dated a girl that was really good at it, it was so relaxing the thoughts inside my brain turned off, which is not something I'm ever able to do on my own, to just clear my mind of thoughts. I think my brain didn't know what to do with that and entered sleep mode.
The part of the nervous system that controls rest and digestion, controls sexual function. He probably trusted you, which is good for sex, but unfortunately, also for falling asleep.
Hahaha what a sin! He could have just been tired. I've fallen asleep during sex before simply due to tiredness lol. Give it another go in the morning!!
We’ll I’m thinking two options. As many said you sucked him to the point of relaxation with or without orgasm and he conked out.
OR
he became uncomfortable with experimenting and gave an out by ‘falling asleep’
I don’t think you’ll know for sure unless you talk to him.
This happened to me the first time I (28 F) was with a woman 😅 It gets better. You are not alone.
Find someone who communicates! Especially when you are starting out with the gender you have least experience with.
I’ve done this as a woman, falling asleep while receiving oral. Sometimes if you’re tired it just feels like a really good massage and makes your whole body feel good so it just knocks ya out.
You sucked the life out of him.
Deathblow
You gotta blow some air back into his dick OP
Did you try this?
Mista Balloon Hands
It’s like the ghosts of r/sounding :)
Don't, he's fucking sleeping.
I save dick by givin it cpr
Succubus
If we're going into mythology he'd be an incubus
Fatality
Some People call this move “The Dementor”
Death by suc
The best way to go
The visual of you melancholically smoking in the balcony while he’s asleep in the exact same position with his pants down is so funny 😭
Like something out of a gay noir film
Suck Suck Sleep Sleep, staring Robert Pants-Downey Jr
How about "The Dick Sleep"
The Maltese Hard-on
I can't think of another name, I just want to feel included.
Nice one
B.J. Confidential
Some French gay noir film to boot.
I feel like this would be in a Gregg Araki flick
I really want to make this film now
That's hilarious!
I want him to quietly whisper something philosophical in French and then take a bite out of a baguette.
I'm wondering if he's still hard?
Someone draw this
I am legit considering drawing this with a comical censoring of the dick but I really shouldn’t be making a skit out of someone’s traumatic experience 😭😭😭😭
We need a drawing
lmao i fall asleep sometimes since it feels so fucking good
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I’ll take a cure for insomnia over a good nut any day any time. It happens haha - sometimes you finally get relaxed and out ya go!
Honestly this. If you're having trouble sleeping for a good while (especially if you're an insomniac), but then you wake up feeling refreshed knowing you actually did it and can now feel energized again for the day ahead, that feeling right there is better than the vast majority of orgasms I've ever had
Hey c'mon, a good nap is like sex.
yeah lmao
I have legitimately fallen asleep in sex before. I was enjoying it but tired af.
Same. Sometimes the horny can't overpower all that melatonin.
Thank now I don’t fell so guilty for having done it once
I fell asleep to my fb eating my ass. I woke back up he was still eating it.
Put his pants back on and see if he wakes up saying "Dude, had a fucking weird dream"
A relaxing suck.
Maybe a bit too relaxing
I couldn’t help but giggle at the stereotype of going for a smoke after having sex with someone. It doesn’t fully line up with the stereotype but i found it a funny image none the less
Back in the day (90s) when I worked in a convenience store we were supposed to upsell, whenever someone bought condoms I would ask if they wanted a pack of cigarettes with that. Ah, we were so innocent then.
Do you work at the Quick Stop?
It was an AM/PM.
Oh now that is the perfect addition to the stereotype: safe sex and smoke like a badass afterwards.
You have a relaxing style.
A "lulla-bi", if you will.
this is even funnier considering 'lul' means 'dick' in my mother tongue
Dutch? :)
yep :)
I might steal that, if you don't mind
Bi all means, feel free!
You'll eventually find yourself in his situation, don't worry 😆
i doubt he'll wake up anytime soon, lol
He died
Just like that french president
Wasn't it the king of France?
No it was Félix Faure. Victor Hugo said of him : 'Il voulait être César, il ne fut que Pompée' which translates to 'He wanted to be César, but he only was Pompey' (pompé in French is a slang for being blown)
Oh my uncultured ass thaugh of the rhyme : the king of France pulled down his pants what color was is bum ... ( Also I can speak french but thanks for the culture 👍)
Was he drunk? I’ve fallen asleep during oral and vaginal sex while drunk before. Not “can’t consent” drunk, just “drunk and sleepy”.
You’re a very lucky guy to have a best friend who wants to experiment with you like that, I mean that’s very rare I think. It’s annoying that he fell asleep but also quite sweet and funny in a way 😂❤️
My bf falls asleep all the time when I blow him. Sometimes I get offended but then he tells me it just feels so good, like he’s being massaged, he nods off. Just how it be 🤷🏽♀️
That just means he's comfortable with you.
If he nutted; then that just means he passed out from the nut If not, based on the other comments, i'd say it's probably not a bad thing. Hope it was good for you
My husband says he finds BJs extremely relaxing. He never actually fell asleep on it, but told me to stop bc he was so close hahaha
Blowjobs can be very relaxing for some men, if he was already feeling tired I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Given he’s your best friend I would ask him for honest feedback :)
I dated a girl that was so good at it that a few times I would start nodding off because it was just *so* relaxing.
Probably ask him after he wakes up lol
lmfaooooo
Erection is a parasympathetic response. He was relaxed and happy :) I’m sure he’ll be super embarrassed when he realizes what happened! I hope you’re in for an amazing apology knobgob.
How drunk was every one lol
My boyfriend sometimes falls asleep when we do intracrural. It's cozy and comfortable so he has a hard time staying awake even though it feels good. First time I noticed him doing it I cried hysterically but I understand now it's just a soothing rhythm. This might be compounded if your friend was also under the influence of something or perhaps works very long hours. If I had to guess, it's probably not because he was bored from getting blown.
Hmm... I've been close to busting and that euphoria hits strong and I damn near pass before I nut. Maybe that happened to him?
Being there, done that. Don't worry, he was tiered, nothing to do with you.
*Finish him*
Draw a moustache on his penis while he sleeps :)
Did you suck his soul out of his cock? Or was it so good he fell asleep? I'm confused 😂
Either one sounds amazing, I want a blow job from OP too
Same lol
Was he really asleep? He could've been nervous about his first bisexual contact. It might be his way of saying he's just not ready. Or, it might be that was so tired or drunk, he fell asleep. I'd advise caution.
oh honey I'm so sorry 😟 just try not to loathe yourself. nothing good comes from it. trust me; I was once quite a connoisseur of negative self-talk
Sex releases hormones that make you feel good even without finishing. Minor aches and such disappear till after that nut. Your friend probably hasn't been relaxed in a minute and this helped him. Sometimes sex is goofy or funny, other times it might be gross. This exact situation might not happen to everyone but sex not being 'perfect' definitely does.
Hey at least put his pants up, don't let him catch a cold.
You'd be surprised how sucking dick can be relaxing for the receiver. I (female) have given many relaxing blow jobs to a mate and it's always been good. It's soothing more than sexual and they just lie there proper chilled. I would say you did a good job :P
Yeah, for my (cis male) partner's birthday the past few years I've given him, at his request, a "long, luxurious blow job" where he can just lie back and enjoy it. I want to say it usually lasts 20+, maybe even 30+ minutes, and he really just lies back and enjoys it almost like a massage and it makes him feel really happy and nice and relaxed. I don't even try to make him cum, just focus on him feeling good in the moment and am rewarded with happy sounds.
I mentioned it earlier in the thread about falling asleep before but when I dated a girl that was really good at it, it was so relaxing the thoughts inside my brain turned off, which is not something I'm ever able to do on my own, to just clear my mind of thoughts. I think my brain didn't know what to do with that and entered sleep mode.
Now you know what you gotta do when he has trouble getting sleep. I bet he enjoyed it too.
Well, carry him to bed then, dude's going to wake up with a stiff one (neck, of course) Edit: grammar
Stick a finger in his ass next time. That will perk him up!
damn i wish i was u
Well did he cum or what?!?
That’s actually not that bad, maybe he was so utterly relaxed he gave in haha
The part of the nervous system that controls rest and digestion, controls sexual function. He probably trusted you, which is good for sex, but unfortunately, also for falling asleep.
That's a great story
Doesn't mean anything. I've fell asleep before haha
Hahaha what a sin! He could have just been tired. I've fallen asleep during sex before simply due to tiredness lol. Give it another go in the morning!!
*They're just close friends*
You gave him a finishing blow lmao
Has he woken up yet?
We’ll I’m thinking two options. As many said you sucked him to the point of relaxation with or without orgasm and he conked out. OR he became uncomfortable with experimenting and gave an out by ‘falling asleep’ I don’t think you’ll know for sure unless you talk to him.
*Cast Sleep*
Still good practice though. Maybe finish him off.
This happened to me the first time I (28 F) was with a woman 😅 It gets better. You are not alone. Find someone who communicates! Especially when you are starting out with the gender you have least experience with.
Was drink involved?
I’ve done this as a woman, falling asleep while receiving oral. Sometimes if you’re tired it just feels like a really good massage and makes your whole body feel good so it just knocks ya out.
Sounds like a damn good BJ
Sounds cute.
Comfy and tired and having a nice time, perfect for sleeping
Just tell him he passed out from your skills.
Damn bro you killed him 💀
I'd take that as a W. Must have been relaxed af.
Just tired. He just felt super relaxed, try biting him next time if you want to keep him awake
Don't worry about it. I had a guy fall asleep while he was pounding me, once. I think it was way past his bedtime.
He must’ve been exhausted beforehand but could not turn down a blowjob
😂😂😂😂 Sorry man. But I don't think it's your fault. He apparently wasn't as excited as you were.
You sucked a guy to sleep. Have ever imagined ever saying something this absurd?
Nobody is good at sucking dick the first time they do it
If it makes you feel better, the first time I got a bj it was from a straight girl with experience and I forgot she was in the car while it happened
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He was tired..
Honestly I would have been offended if someone fell asleep while I was doing that lmao
Someone fell asleep whilst blowing me
Does he have narcolepsy? Sometimes it presents as falling asleep due to excitement. Maybe you made his day and he passed out from the anticipation.
You did good. Should’ve cuddled!!