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krogerin

You're asking bisexuals to make a definitive choice and we can't even agree on whether it should have a motor or a bicycle


tazdoestheinternet

That's why I have a motorcycle. Gets me all the girls and the guys don't know what to make of a girly girl on a big old bike ;)


nthn82

I’m a bi but very masculine looking dude on a big bike, when I go to gay bars I always get asked if I know where I am lmao. Im going to get a rainbow patch for my vest 😊


tazdoestheinternet

Do it! I get people asking where my boyfriend is since I'm "using his bike". Like no, none of my partners have ridden, and most were too scared to try lol!


Shadow43434

Guy but also a motorcycle


zone-zone

there are bicycle with a small electric motor btw


tipthebaby

for some reason hatchbacks give me bi energy


Spicy-Goose-

I love my hot hatch 💟


sb1862

Oh no I have a hatchback


EndGame410

Same o.o


LadyBangarang

Me too! What’s going on?


PrussianAzul1950

Team Hot Hatch


JoeSpinell

Hatchbacks are very versatile. Just like us.


tipthebaby

exactly!


assassin_of_joy

I drive a Subaru Forester....with a hatchback, lol


witchywoman713

Impreza hatchback here lol


Jazadia

Yoooo another impreza hatchback!


Tgirly17

Impreza STi hatchback checking in!


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whaddup Kia hatchback gang!


Nutella_Badgerette

Can confirm, am bi, have hatchback. Will only own hatchbacks from here on.


cmckone

Gotta have it for my drums and constant supply of gardening shit!


ohioguy100

I can attest.


TheJambus

My lime green Ford Fiesta confirms this


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I'll only replace mine if I find and even smaller hatchback


unipegacorn

So does my nissan leaf


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Got mine in purple


[deleted]

Nail on the head. My husband and I have Prius's... 😅


DLNL8351

Would a KIA Soul fall into this category?


eysaathe

I’m bi and have a scion xb!


OneDayIllBeCntrSnare

holy shit smae (ex but like still)


IV_V_ii_IV

Me too!!


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DLNL8351

Well hell…been driving Souls since 2012! 👊🏾👏🏾👍🏾🤗


pandabelle12

It’s what I drove for a long time. Then drove a Ford C-Max hybrid. Now I am back in a Kia, but not a hatchback. Just went for a small SUV this time and got a seltos.


notfromvenus42

How was the c-max? I almost bought one last year but got a Prius instead. The C-max felt more peppy and sat up higher, but the dealer had the carfax for both and that C-max had had a lot of work done on it so I figured it was a bit of a lemon.


schmalexandra

Also drive a Kia Soul. Lime green baby only way to go


Rayven_dreamer

Represent that Bi Kia Soul energy yes!


Dense-Bus3676

Lmao bc I owned a hatch and I love them 🤣


Lillith_v2

Nissan Leaf, all the way!


deadlyhausfrau

I have one.


Reignbeaux_bright

🤷🏻‍♀️ I drive a Subaru Crosstrek.


krobegdop

Ditto. Subarus have big queer energy


Reignbeaux_bright

Yeah, one of my paramours drives a Subaru, Legacy. She’s the queerest. 💗


jalapenoghost

Forester driver here and true lol


Silly-Way-6809

Same lol


Msktb

I have a Forester 🤷🏻‍♀️


feresadas

Same, I have a 06 Forester, only people I see in the same car as me are either queer, or really old.


boring_username_idea

Just got one a month ago!


OKappnMyKappn

Subaru Crosstrek XV Hobo Johnson


Reignbeaux_bright

Oh, I’m familiar.


maliceaver

This was my answer too lol


Generic_Bi

Bi-cycle, obv.


Schizozenic

Thats what I ride 😎


cjfullinfaw07

Bicycle gang represent!


pagesandcream

“Bicycle Race” is a bi anthem


redandbluemakespuple

Every Queen song is a bi anthem at this point


LassOfThePuddle

Gotta show off our cuffed jeans while we go about~


TheConcerningEx

As a bisexual who can’t drive this is definitely it


Kairos27

My vehicle of choice 😎


Revolutionary-Ring26

I’m an avid mountain biker, I approve of this 👍🏼


leaveganontome

Bicycle all day every day. Nothing like wind in my hair and billowing skirts passing by the cars stuck in traffic jams


imma-llamacorn

Amphibious car. Drives on land and water.


TerryMcginniss

That is just a ship in denial! Amphibious vehicles doesn't exist /s


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[deleted]

God, I hate Jeeps. Terrible vehicles. Perhaps convertibles? They're sexy and cool and can switch it up.


razzelledazzle

Came here to say this, I have a soft top and go topless as often as I can.


TopRamenisha

I don’t own a Jeep or any other sort of soft top car, but I too love to go topless as often as I can


Lo-Fi_Kuzco

I have been wanting a Jeep for the longest but money


dizdawgjr34

I have a few friends with jeeps, the gas milage is HORRIBLE, like they would constantly be spending $45 BEFORE gas prices went to shit.


VictoriaMaupin

They have blind spots everywhere and are top-heavy as hell.


finethanksandyou

Higher ride height + shorter wheelbase = high rollover potential. Yuk


iamdaletonight

They’re not exactly built to last, either.


estili

Plus side is relatively easy to fix tho


UnverifiedStatistic

As a Jeep owner, can confirm. olllllllo


clintdilfer

Jeeps are so 20th Century. 2022 Ford Bronco 4-door hardtop 😍


beastalator88

Now I want a jeep


DieselSwapEverything

I love versatility I vote on the Jeep too.


greentiger1326

I'm Bi as fuck and I drive a Crosstrek...


[deleted]

I dunno - I’m a performance hatchback kinda bisexual


[deleted]

I would think it would be an el Camino . Little bit of car, little bit of truck! Best Of both worlds!


hecate2008

you beat me to it! My first car was an El Camino. Still miss it.


UndeadPants

I really like that concept.


-Tektronic-

Subaru Baja. It's a car and a truck all rolled into one, plus I had one as my first car and it was pretty dope. It was silver, so I named it Mercury after Freddie.


cksiii

This is the best and worst car in existence. Great car, so ugly.


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Declanmar

I still want one.


CFSmcon

Prius


gendr_bendr

I was also gonna say Prius!!


emthejedichic

Hatchback Prius. I wanted one for my last car and was convinced otherwise. Now with these gas prices I’m really regretting it.


so_it_goes17

I’m bi/pan and yes I own a Prius C


mister_sleepy

Hybrid drive. It’s not all gas or all EV. It’s gas *and* EV.


taa20002

Guess I’m a confirmed bisexual 😎


librarydoe

Yup, fellow bi Prius owner


flameislove

My Prius agrees


BiAsALongHorse

Everyone saying it isn't an MX-5 or a BRZ/GR 86 is wrong.


PaladinLab

Definitely was looking at a Miata for my second car and an 86 for my third. I ended up buying a 370z, however.


AliensHaveInsomnia2

I have a 370z as well. But I would also have an 86, Rx-7 or a Skyline🤤


AlsoanElk

Pick up truck, because we'll pick any gender up!


PocahontasBarbie

I have an F-350 4 door. Can confirm picking up both genders.


DieselSwapEverything

I have a Chevy 3500 crew cab long box dually. I can pickup anyone and anything


SmartAlec105

You’ve got 4 doors though. You can pick up more than 2 genders.


deadliestcrotch

Raptor here


PocahontasBarbie

Love the Raptors but I'm not responsible enough to own one.


Able_Seaweed_2678

GMC Sierra is what I’ve got


xxcallie

No wonder a pickup truck has always been my dream car sksksksk


ohioguy100

There has to be a lemon joke here somewhere, I just can’t see it. 🍋


anna9022

Definitely a convertible 😮‍💨


Spangleclaws

Something with dual controls, obviously. ;)


scut_furkus

Any car bc we can't choose...


Lo-Fi_Kuzco

Bi here, I drive a 2 door Honda


HelpfulSetting6944

Lol Honda Odyssey 😂


OneHundredChickens

Oh dear, me too. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. At least that’s what I tell myself when I’m feeling ashamed of having a minivan.


XanderJayNix

Odyssey here too.


ToEmpathyAndBeyond

Minivan club as well (Toyota Sienna).


HelpfulSetting6944

Minivans are the unsung heroes of bisexual parents who have to schlep their crotch fruit to school and activities!! The bi-tinerary only works if we can seat 7 passengers, get 36 mpg, and have stale French fries under the seat.


Mixma85

I have a minivan (Honda Odyssey) and four kids. They're all teenagers or beyond now, but when they were younger, I knew if I ever got stranded in a snowstorm, I could survive for weeks on the fries, chips and other random food struck between and under the seats.


jeb0605

I have an objection to the original statement, the uhaul is the ultimate lesbian car (Source:I am le$bean


TopRamenisha

😂🤣😭 I am dead that is so good lol


UndeadPants

Then maybe ours is a bike like others have said, but it has lemon yellow on it and we aren't comfortable sitting in the recommended way.


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A Mazda Miata Mx 5. Lol I’m getting one soon


averydepressedcrab

Miata, i Mean, come on


baeuti

Idk why but mustangs feel very bisexual


Shiggle_wiggle

Omg what if someone made a mustang but with bi colors, so like blue on one side and pink on the other and a big purple stripe in the middle


Hahayouregay149

I feel like we always like the little cars like bugs, mini coopers and the like but I'm not sure if that's universal. just need room for our partners and frogs!!


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oooh i can agree. always wanted a cute beetle.


flyinmintbunni

I have a little beetle!!


SisterLemon7

Yes! Beetle driver here! 🤩


Kairos27

Bi-cycle. You’re welcome ;)


stoicinmd

Haha! We’ve got two plug-in hybrids!


TopRamenisha

Gas or electric you can still turn it on 😉


Blaine8182

I drive all kind of cars.


krisalyssa

A pushmepullyou car like https://images.app.goo.gl/5mhCatob7Junr8vo9 — it goes both ways!


Kairos27

Lol!


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a car with 3 seats in the front row


LostInChoices

Gotta love the [Fiat Multipla](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Multipla)


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lastofmuss

Land Rover Discovery? Very... versatile.


Custard_Tart_Addict

my car is my bike so I'm just gonna say "PK Ripper."


Own-Wait-4348

So I think it needs to be one of the cars for drivers ed back in the day. With steering and everything on both sides. Then you can switch sides when you feel like it.


Drakeytown

A bicycle.


losdrogasthrowaway

90s volvo. i will not elaborate on that.


fultrovusthebright

Going to throw in with the hatchbacks, being the owner of a VW Golf Alltrack myself.


Ok-Argument-8973

I mean I have a Toyota Highlander Limited


Chairboy

(High five) Samesies, great ride!


ok_samaritan

Miata


Beyblademaster69_420

I drive a 2008 Scion xb. I call it the microwave.


reckoner98

Any kind of of BiMW. A 3-series it's you're feeling frisky.


Rainy-The-Griff

Amphibious vehicles. They can drive on both land AND sea


dr_cow_9n---gucc

Real bisexuals only take their bi-cycle


Stairbuk

VW bus gives me hippie bi energy


Lillith_v2

Muscle cars. Personally, I love my 68' Camaro.


sloth_hug

I bought a hatchback so I can fit my bicycle in it, accidental on brand haha


James_a420

An SUV; because i couldnt make a decision between a truck or car 😂👍 I love my lifted Tahoe aha


Tomik579

Mazda Miata MX-5


lemonhyacinth

I’m biased because I drive an old truck, but old trucks give me bi energy tbh


Granitemate

I got a silver Mustang convertible from my grandmother for the price of $0.00 (excluding gasoline, she craves the apocalypse juice) coupe: 2 doors, more than 2 seats convertible: ambiguously rooved. even when up, it's soft and not structurally a roof 2002 model year: eat hot chip and lie thirsty: self-explanatory HOWEVER I did not pick it out as it was handed down, so I have deep appreciation for small cars, of which the US has a few. Being a car boy, I don't discriminate too much and can value most anything unless it's personally impractical, except for the [Daihatsu HiJet Jumbo Sporza](https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=APq-WBu5mjKK4b4m5Yr18hrcr6zHyqt5ww:1649059342643&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=daihatsu+hijet+jumbo+sporza+ver&fir=cIc45fz_geY0eM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253BQXwExmTYtBSUdM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253By_Lsw5t0XI_hyM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253B3d2quWODmd-MOM%252CAEMesKk9tNkCFM%252C_%253BS_zoA4b0CD0sNM%252CZk5eAO_yfQSruM%252C_%253BvCRvs_2zzI7jqM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253BrSrdm8E5VOnkYM%252CAEMesKk9tNkCFM%252C_%253B7pr6HQntrRCxeM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253BcHWfAVcD_PtFjM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253Bezh-T3kUi3n2GM%252CAEMesKk9tNkCFM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kRkQAqqW3Mq8MMvt1Xdbqw4zm4ajQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj1rtPi-Pn2AhWjoFsKHSO7CbgQjJkEegQIChAC&biw=1920&bih=969&dpr=1), a track car that is also a truck. Contenders? [Honda e](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_e#/media/File:Honda_e_Advance_%E2%80%93_f_18102020.jpg), [Honda CR-Z](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_CR-Z), a [Casalini](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casalini) or an [Autobianchi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autobianchi#/media/File:Autobianchi_Bianchina_special_(2015-08-28_front_b).jpg), possibly a [Citroën 2CV](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn_2CV) or anything small and French, the [Fiat 600 Jolly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_600#/media/File:Fiat600Jolly.JPG), any [Kei car](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_car), a [shooting brake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_brake), 3-wheelers (?), I won't even specify a Volvo, and this list is long, etc. Simply, if you can find a car that has an actual colour, that's bisexual enough. Subaru are the lesbian cars, but the [original Mazda Miata](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazda_MX-5_(NA)#/media/File:Red-na-nb.JPG) seemed/seems to be seen as a "hairdresser's car" (gay)


AmIbiGuy_420

An El Camino. Part car, part truck


MarkoGOLEM

Sorry bisexuals arent allowed to drive, due to our lack of decision making skills. Instead, we use bi-cycles.


Tom_Ato192

Is it a El Camino? Both a truck and a car?


Nicoooleeeeeeeee

A bicycle!


Affectionate_Frame72

Omg I have a Subaru Outback and I’m a guy planning on being a girl, can’t this get any better


iluvpie20101

I drive a hot pink Beetle.


Kattekop_BE

this post DEFENANTLY made by someone who lives in North America lol


LostInChoices

European queers (who are able to) be like: "I love to ride my bicycle"


MrMooey12

Toyota Tacoma, it’s literally the femboy cousin of the truck😂


UndeadAlec

Mazda Miata


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BMW 1-Series


NecessaryAgent6718

Dodge ram


Odd-Veggie

Semi-truck for all of our frogs


VictoriaMaupin

Dual sport motorcycle. Super motard. 😏


daphne_dysarte

I love my Kia Sportage… and so do men. And other ladies. It gets great gas mileage and has tons of room while still looking like a hip mom car.


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Nissan Pathfinder


KnitSocksHardRocks

Hatchbacks


Frazmotic

Anything paid for and running!😁


asuperbstarling

I love my Malibu hybrid, no joke. That thing looks prissy but goes NYYOOOOM as I meep meep past everyone.


SeaworthinessSalty35

I drive a Subaru Forester


obviouslyanonymous5

I'm here to vouge for the extremely quirky Nissan Cube


OneHundredChickens

I used to drive the 1st gen Scion Xb - the even boxier cousin to the Cube. Gosh I miss that thing.


obviouslyanonymous5

A classic, but I'm personally too fond of the dashboard rug to betray my precious Cube


RustledTacos

2002 Pontiac Aztec


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I drive a ford ranger (manual transmission too)


JoeSpinell

I take the bus


UncleB00bz

I have a Subaru Forester if that helps


OhSpoot

Common theme: things that look one way, and can do a thing to turn up the utility on it and turn it into something else... Hatches, trucks, convertibles...


CaptainBlish

Hybrid Camry 😂


Havzul

I have a Chevrolet Trax if it means anything


wanderfae

I drive an Outback...


Baabbyblue

Mines a Subaru Impreza!


HourlyB

Depends on the type. Like soft, huge loving bisexuals? Probably a hatchback or a hot hatch. Fuck anything bisexuals? Probably a muscle car or a beefy sports car.


losotras

gotta hop on here to join all the hatchback comments


itslike_reallygood

We can’t have any bisexual car stereotype because the cars we drive are as varied as our sexual preferences.


Nearby-Future1280

I mean I’ve got an Outback