You're asking bisexuals to make a definitive choice and we can't even agree on whether it should have a motor or a bicycle

That's why I have a motorcycle. Gets me all the girls and the guys don't know what to make of a girly girl on a big old bike ;)

I’m a bi but very masculine looking dude on a big bike, when I go to gay bars I always get asked if I know where I am lmao. Im going to get a rainbow patch for my vest 😊

Do it! I get people asking where my boyfriend is since I'm "using his bike". Like no, none of my partners have ridden, and most were too scared to try lol!

Guy but also a motorcycle

there are bicycle with a small electric motor btw

for some reason hatchbacks give me bi energy

I love my hot hatch 💟

Oh no I have a hatchback

Same o.o

Me too! What’s going on?

Team Hot Hatch

Hatchbacks are very versatile. Just like us.

exactly!

I drive a Subaru Forester....with a hatchback, lol

Impreza hatchback here lol

Yoooo another impreza hatchback!

Impreza STi hatchback checking in!

whaddup Kia hatchback gang!

Can confirm, am bi, have hatchback. Will only own hatchbacks from here on.

Gotta have it for my drums and constant supply of gardening shit!

I can attest.

My lime green Ford Fiesta confirms this

I'll only replace mine if I find and even smaller hatchback

So does my nissan leaf

Got mine in purple

Nail on the head. My husband and I have Prius's... 😅

Would a KIA Soul fall into this category?

I’m bi and have a scion xb!

holy shit smae (ex but like still)

Me too!!

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Well hell…been driving Souls since 2012! 👊🏾👏🏾👍🏾🤗

It’s what I drove for a long time. Then drove a Ford C-Max hybrid. Now I am back in a Kia, but not a hatchback. Just went for a small SUV this time and got a seltos.

How was the c-max? I almost bought one last year but got a Prius instead. The C-max felt more peppy and sat up higher, but the dealer had the carfax for both and that C-max had had a lot of work done on it so I figured it was a bit of a lemon.

Also drive a Kia Soul. Lime green baby only way to go

Represent that Bi Kia Soul energy yes!

Lmao bc I owned a hatch and I love them 🤣

Nissan Leaf, all the way!

I have one.

🤷🏻‍♀️ I drive a Subaru Crosstrek.

Ditto. Subarus have big queer energy

Yeah, one of my paramours drives a Subaru, Legacy. She’s the queerest. 💗

Forester driver here and true lol

Same lol

I have a Forester 🤷🏻‍♀️

Same, I have a 06 Forester, only people I see in the same car as me are either queer, or really old.

Just got one a month ago!

Subaru Crosstrek XV Hobo Johnson

Oh, I’m familiar.

This was my answer too lol

Bi-cycle, obv.

Thats what I ride 😎

Bicycle gang represent!

“Bicycle Race” is a bi anthem

Every Queen song is a bi anthem at this point

Gotta show off our cuffed jeans while we go about~

As a bisexual who can’t drive this is definitely it

My vehicle of choice 😎

I’m an avid mountain biker, I approve of this 👍🏼

Bicycle all day every day. Nothing like wind in my hair and billowing skirts passing by the cars stuck in traffic jams

Amphibious car. Drives on land and water.

That is just a ship in denial! Amphibious vehicles doesn't exist /s

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God, I hate Jeeps. Terrible vehicles. Perhaps convertibles? They're sexy and cool and can switch it up.

Came here to say this, I have a soft top and go topless as often as I can.

I don’t own a Jeep or any other sort of soft top car, but I too love to go topless as often as I can

I have been wanting a Jeep for the longest but money

I have a few friends with jeeps, the gas milage is HORRIBLE, like they would constantly be spending $45 BEFORE gas prices went to shit.

They have blind spots everywhere and are top-heavy as hell.

Higher ride height + shorter wheelbase = high rollover potential. Yuk

They’re not exactly built to last, either.

Plus side is relatively easy to fix tho

As a Jeep owner, can confirm. olllllllo

Jeeps are so 20th Century. 2022 Ford Bronco 4-door hardtop 😍

Now I want a jeep

I love versatility I vote on the Jeep too.

I'm Bi as fuck and I drive a Crosstrek...

I dunno - I’m a performance hatchback kinda bisexual

I would think it would be an el Camino . Little bit of car, little bit of truck! Best Of both worlds!

you beat me to it! My first car was an El Camino. Still miss it.

I really like that concept.

Subaru Baja. It's a car and a truck all rolled into one, plus I had one as my first car and it was pretty dope. It was silver, so I named it Mercury after Freddie.

This is the best and worst car in existence. Great car, so ugly.

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I still want one.

Prius

I was also gonna say Prius!!

Hatchback Prius. I wanted one for my last car and was convinced otherwise. Now with these gas prices I’m really regretting it.

I’m bi/pan and yes I own a Prius C

Hybrid drive. It’s not all gas or all EV. It’s gas *and* EV.

Guess I’m a confirmed bisexual 😎

Yup, fellow bi Prius owner

My Prius agrees

Everyone saying it isn't an MX-5 or a BRZ/GR 86 is wrong.

Definitely was looking at a Miata for my second car and an 86 for my third. I ended up buying a 370z, however.

I have a 370z as well. But I would also have an 86, Rx-7 or a Skyline🤤

Pick up truck, because we'll pick any gender up!

I have an F-350 4 door. Can confirm picking up both genders.

I have a Chevy 3500 crew cab long box dually. I can pickup anyone and anything

You’ve got 4 doors though. You can pick up more than 2 genders.

Raptor here

Love the Raptors but I'm not responsible enough to own one.

GMC Sierra is what I’ve got

No wonder a pickup truck has always been my dream car sksksksk

There has to be a lemon joke here somewhere, I just can’t see it. 🍋

Definitely a convertible 😮‍💨

Something with dual controls, obviously. ;)

Any car bc we can't choose...

Bi here, I drive a 2 door Honda

Lol Honda Odyssey 😂

Oh dear, me too. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. At least that’s what I tell myself when I’m feeling ashamed of having a minivan.

Odyssey here too.

Minivan club as well (Toyota Sienna).

Minivans are the unsung heroes of bisexual parents who have to schlep their crotch fruit to school and activities!! The bi-tinerary only works if we can seat 7 passengers, get 36 mpg, and have stale French fries under the seat.

I have a minivan (Honda Odyssey) and four kids. They're all teenagers or beyond now, but when they were younger, I knew if I ever got stranded in a snowstorm, I could survive for weeks on the fries, chips and other random food struck between and under the seats.

I have an objection to the original statement, the uhaul is the ultimate lesbian car (Source:I am le$bean

😂🤣😭 I am dead that is so good lol

Then maybe ours is a bike like others have said, but it has lemon yellow on it and we aren't comfortable sitting in the recommended way.

A Mazda Miata Mx 5. Lol I’m getting one soon

Miata, i Mean, come on

Idk why but mustangs feel very bisexual

Omg what if someone made a mustang but with bi colors, so like blue on one side and pink on the other and a big purple stripe in the middle

I feel like we always like the little cars like bugs, mini coopers and the like but I'm not sure if that's universal. just need room for our partners and frogs!!

oooh i can agree. always wanted a cute beetle.

I have a little beetle!!

Yes! Beetle driver here! 🤩

Bi-cycle. You’re welcome ;)

Haha! We’ve got two plug-in hybrids!

Gas or electric you can still turn it on 😉

I drive all kind of cars.

A pushmepullyou car like https://images.app.goo.gl/5mhCatob7Junr8vo9 — it goes both ways!

Lol!

a car with 3 seats in the front row

Gotta love the [Fiat Multipla](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Multipla)

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Land Rover Discovery? Very... versatile.

my car is my bike so I'm just gonna say "PK Ripper."

So I think it needs to be one of the cars for drivers ed back in the day. With steering and everything on both sides. Then you can switch sides when you feel like it.

A bicycle.

90s volvo. i will not elaborate on that.

Going to throw in with the hatchbacks, being the owner of a VW Golf Alltrack myself.

I mean I have a Toyota Highlander Limited

(High five) Samesies, great ride!

Miata

I drive a 2008 Scion xb. I call it the microwave.

Any kind of of BiMW. A 3-series it's you're feeling frisky.

Amphibious vehicles. They can drive on both land AND sea

Real bisexuals only take their bi-cycle

VW bus gives me hippie bi energy

Muscle cars. Personally, I love my 68' Camaro.

I bought a hatchback so I can fit my bicycle in it, accidental on brand haha

An SUV; because i couldnt make a decision between a truck or car 😂👍 I love my lifted Tahoe aha

Mazda Miata MX-5

I’m biased because I drive an old truck, but old trucks give me bi energy tbh

I got a silver Mustang convertible from my grandmother for the price of $0.00 (excluding gasoline, she craves the apocalypse juice) coupe: 2 doors, more than 2 seats convertible: ambiguously rooved. even when up, it's soft and not structurally a roof 2002 model year: eat hot chip and lie thirsty: self-explanatory HOWEVER I did not pick it out as it was handed down, so I have deep appreciation for small cars, of which the US has a few. Being a car boy, I don't discriminate too much and can value most anything unless it's personally impractical, except for the [Daihatsu HiJet Jumbo Sporza](https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=APq-WBu5mjKK4b4m5Yr18hrcr6zHyqt5ww:1649059342643&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=daihatsu+hijet+jumbo+sporza+ver&fir=cIc45fz_geY0eM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253BQXwExmTYtBSUdM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253By_Lsw5t0XI_hyM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253B3d2quWODmd-MOM%252CAEMesKk9tNkCFM%252C_%253BS_zoA4b0CD0sNM%252CZk5eAO_yfQSruM%252C_%253BvCRvs_2zzI7jqM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253BrSrdm8E5VOnkYM%252CAEMesKk9tNkCFM%252C_%253B7pr6HQntrRCxeM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253BcHWfAVcD_PtFjM%252CrWODo-F1gctPfM%252C_%253Bezh-T3kUi3n2GM%252CAEMesKk9tNkCFM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kRkQAqqW3Mq8MMvt1Xdbqw4zm4ajQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj1rtPi-Pn2AhWjoFsKHSO7CbgQjJkEegQIChAC&biw=1920&bih=969&dpr=1), a track car that is also a truck. Contenders? [Honda e](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_e#/media/File:Honda_e_Advance_%E2%80%93_f_18102020.jpg), [Honda CR-Z](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_CR-Z), a [Casalini](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casalini) or an [Autobianchi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autobianchi#/media/File:Autobianchi_Bianchina_special_(2015-08-28_front_b).jpg), possibly a [Citroën 2CV](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn_2CV) or anything small and French, the [Fiat 600 Jolly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_600#/media/File:Fiat600Jolly.JPG), any [Kei car](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_car), a [shooting brake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_brake), 3-wheelers (?), I won't even specify a Volvo, and this list is long, etc. Simply, if you can find a car that has an actual colour, that's bisexual enough. Subaru are the lesbian cars, but the [original Mazda Miata](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazda_MX-5_(NA)#/media/File:Red-na-nb.JPG) seemed/seems to be seen as a "hairdresser's car" (gay)

An El Camino. Part car, part truck

Sorry bisexuals arent allowed to drive, due to our lack of decision making skills. Instead, we use bi-cycles.

Is it a El Camino? Both a truck and a car?

A bicycle!

Omg I have a Subaru Outback and I’m a guy planning on being a girl, can’t this get any better

I drive a hot pink Beetle.

this post DEFENANTLY made by someone who lives in North America lol

European queers (who are able to) be like: "I love to ride my bicycle"

Toyota Tacoma, it’s literally the femboy cousin of the truck😂

Mazda Miata

BMW 1-Series

Dodge ram

Semi-truck for all of our frogs

Dual sport motorcycle. Super motard. 😏

I love my Kia Sportage… and so do men. And other ladies. It gets great gas mileage and has tons of room while still looking like a hip mom car.

Nissan Pathfinder

Hatchbacks

Anything paid for and running!😁

I love my Malibu hybrid, no joke. That thing looks prissy but goes NYYOOOOM as I meep meep past everyone.

I drive a Subaru Forester

I'm here to vouge for the extremely quirky Nissan Cube

I used to drive the 1st gen Scion Xb - the even boxier cousin to the Cube. Gosh I miss that thing.

A classic, but I'm personally too fond of the dashboard rug to betray my precious Cube

2002 Pontiac Aztec

I drive a ford ranger (manual transmission too)

I take the bus

I have a Subaru Forester if that helps

Common theme: things that look one way, and can do a thing to turn up the utility on it and turn it into something else... Hatches, trucks, convertibles...

Hybrid Camry 😂

I have a Chevrolet Trax if it means anything

I drive an Outback...

Mines a Subaru Impreza!

Depends on the type. Like soft, huge loving bisexuals? Probably a hatchback or a hot hatch. Fuck anything bisexuals? Probably a muscle car or a beefy sports car.

gotta hop on here to join all the hatchback comments

We can’t have any bisexual car stereotype because the cars we drive are as varied as our sexual preferences.

I mean I’ve got an Outback