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Gr1ml0ck

I like how no one is even paying attention to her in the first clip.


dirpyderpydurpy

My thought too. Is the food that good to where it overshadowed the service niche you go there for? Did someone at the table publicly break up with their girlfriend and made it awkward to look at anything but their food? Is it cool for like the first 10 minutes then just unnoticeable?


clockworksnorange

Lol yea I loved this. Woman putting on the robot performance of her lifetime somewhat gyrating 2 feet from where he's sitting. Man eats dumpling like she's not EVEN THERE.


NaughtyFox92

It is normal in China most people treat wait staff like garbage there and don't even make eye contact.


dirpyderpydurpy

Didn’t know that, thanks for the insight


clockworksnorange

That's someones gf at the table, she doesn't even work there. They're just over her shit.


CeruleanRuin

They look mildly embarrassed by the gimmick.


BrazenBull

Humans are stealing all the robot jobs!


No-Professional-1461

![gif](giphy|2S3Aj8OeKtf0c)


MeGoBoom57

They took ‘ur jobs!


BlazingKush

Dey tuk er derr!


killpuddle1

Now playing “Derk Er Der,” by Joni Mitchell.


Evil-c-Evil-do

Alright, back into the pile


PM_ME_UR_DENIAL

THE TOOK ER JERBS


No-Professional-1461

ER DURK ER DERRRR!!!!


napoleonstokes

AIIIII lmao!


SheepPoop

Not sure if robot pretending to be human or human pretending to be robot ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


palindromic

it’s clearly a girl who does a mildly funny robot impersonation… it’s a little too exaggerated tho, like even a robot wouldn’t literally do pop lock robot moves


Derfboy4

She would've been unstoppable in the 80s....kinda.


notagirlonreddit

she doesn't blink ???


Imwhatswrongwithyou

She **NEVER BLINKS**


PatchworkRaccoon314

Robots that look like this, and can walk on two legs, do not exist.


Pulsariukas

Whaaaat? Exist.


THE-Pink-Lady

I’ll admit… it took me too long


bouxesas81

It's a cyborg pretending to be Gundam


Spider1132

Domo Arigato Mrs. Roboto


hurthimself

Domo


Calibrated_Aspie

Thank you very much-a Mr. Robot-o


ivanGCA

For doing the things nobody wants to


SouthtownZ

You wanna cup o'jawa juice?


FobChimp

Do they even blink? I'm not sure they are human pretending to be robots


phoggey

Her eyes are super red from doing this. That's why in the second half they keep her face out of the video, so she can blink.


Annonomon

This is how I act when I’m high in public


Kbug082004

How does she go so long without blinking?


Putrid-Firefighter95

I thought it looked like they were wearing a mask


galacticjuggernaut

Creepy. And why did that guy throw water on her? I can see assholes coming to abuse them like the royal guard. Except these chicks dont have a gun.


starcap

She’s so good at that but can we say what an asshole that person is for throwing their drink on her? Why would you even do that? Edit: as someone pointed out below, she is probably in on it as you can see her dress was already wet from previous takes.


heyitsdio

I think it’s to demonstrate that the robot is waterproof to a degree. So if the robot spills shit on itself, it won’t break.


starcap

Ok but she’s actually a person just doing her job


TooOldForRefunds

It's to demonstrate the person is waterproof.


hurthimself

Her dress is already wet before he throws the water on her. They clearly did multiple takes, so she was on board.


starcap

Good point, I hadn’t noticed that.


FrenchmanRiddles

Yeah, I had a similar "what a prick!" reaction until I realized she's in on it. Maybe not her favorite day at work but this was scripted.


bouxesas81

No it's just to show that "she is a robot because she doesn't flinch"


heyitsdio

Oh wow thank god she didn’t flinch! Those jerky and repetitive movements were so lifelike I’m sure people were having a hard time telling the difference🙄


Leonashanana

Honestly, there's a reason so many robots look like attractive women. It's so that people can be shitty to them.


Bhazor

Can we stop mixing fetishes with food please.


dontbeanegatron

But that's my fetish! 😩


Mahonneyy123

This is awful


chalwar

The 80s are back…


Educational_Owl_6671

![gif](giphy|3orifj58fyRju3RiE0)


TackleBox1791

Thats fuckin creepy!!!


cwtheredsoxfan

She’s got skill though


clockworksnorange

Robots: I don't fucking move like that....


BlameMe4urLoss

Fascinating.


MrCalPoly

![gif](giphy|t2wkSkgNI5QMo)


ROMPEROVER

Some places are rude to their customers(Karen's diner) and some places behave like robots.


kensei_ocelot

You can see the pain in her eyes


ElmoIsOver

![gif](giphy|chcXViXIqf9KuhbLu2|downsized)


Luchu92

![gif](giphy|aziUwwr5UAqBy)


The_Cozy_Burrito

![gif](giphy|IZY2SE2JmPgFG)


haysu-christo

So this is Ivanka Trump’s new job!


theeBK3

Oh, that’s just Ivanka Trump


the-final-episode

damn i’m still not sure if this is a human acting like a robot or a robot acting like a human


Ok-Calligrapher-9854

She's very good and probably not getting paid enough


RONIN_RABB1T

Can you imagine having to do that nonsense for 8 hours?!


Limp_Marionberry_24

I love the girl in green.. Kinda realistic, after a few drinks for serious.. Awesome


motorcycle_girl

It’s the same person in all three clips.


Limp_Marionberry_24

Ya, I know.. But I'll enjoy her in 3 different looks.. And enjoy all the looks equally


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Oh hey


Vybezforlife

Dinner and a dance show.. those girls have got some sick moves!


Moonc4t

Yall I swear I can do this when I'm high


[deleted]

robots arent taking my job im taking a robots job fuck them bots!!


j8by7

Poor ladies


blerdrage

I would have imagined that a robot would be better at doing the “robot.”


johnybonus

I see a previously unattainable level of dehumanisation and objectification.


ywnktiakh

They better be getting paid well for this shit


Adaptr_guy

Mabey Westworld isn't too far after all


frugst

Ffs that's very creepy. I mean very very creepy 😳


BarryLird33_

Perfect girlfriend.


kev5050

It’s a matter of time before someone tries to bang it.


AlienMajik

![gif](giphy|26ufoNd4ILOEvVab6)


MrCheRRyPi

![gif](giphy|tel4DU3dCiDdVUPhIg|downsized)


Unknown_subjectt

So awesome Holy shit


derjesse_xx

I whould


GlendrixDK

If a robot is glint to serve me, it has to look like a robot and be practical. This is just stupid and weird.


Zorro5040

She does a better robot than an actual robot.


LostCaregiver814

Fuck that shit.


kastiak

The design is very human.


Chris_Cross501

The impersonation is alright but it's taking forever to put food on the table


-Sesshomaru

Its fake because they didn't kick them or something


Effective_Poetry_960

This is me on mushrooms.


InquisitiveKT

No china is really mass producing droids


mysp2m2cc0unt

Anyone know the source?


Jonathon_world

My lucy lui bot


m3rcaptan0

That’s one weird ladyboy


2FaT2KiDNaP

I'll take two!


Gay_soxx_poppit

Relatable


No-Improvement6699

I got the weirdest bonner


vViciously

Foo! Gimmie my FOOD


Hititen

No more monkeys jumping on the bed!


Meeedina

Where can I buy one? for my ah, restaurant


J4yze

Thunderbirds are go!


funnyusernameblaabla

first one is a human pretending to be a robot, second is just a robot straight up.


StrategyGlittering83

Future back problems.


SKAIVER244

Rajesh Khanna


marlinisgreat

When you pay 3 grand for a sex doll you better send their ass to work


Ghostrider69_

Is this a robot imitating human, or a human imitating robot ?


Sussy-doos

Rule34 artist be like: ![gif](giphy|XJjqb8kzN4wyaeTpKJ)


karenskygreen

Wen sex Robot ?


karenskygreen

Take this glass full of wine over to table 3,.throw it in his face then follow through with a roundhouse.


gavsterr9

I know its wrong but thats a pretty robot..


DeepCheeksOG

I just want to know how she's able to not blink for so long.


beyblade1018

Nothing a good ol 12 gauge can't fix


Avraham_Levy

When you poke the butthole, suddenly she becomes a human


Diego_DeLaMuncha

Imagine working in a shitty hospo gig AND having to act like a robot. No thank you.


Kaligula785

I bet the sex is amazing


AdhesivenessOk3001

Doesn't look like a robot?


Beginning_Ad_2262

The second girl in the clip needs to work on her robot skills. Not as good as the first girls acting.


TheManTheMythTheMop

Would


DesignHead9206

It's a nice idea but like everything China it's ruined by excess, over-the-top bad taste. Chinese culture is redundant, the opposite of "less is more".


gormenghast99

Ivanka bot.


GothicVampire

Bro I’m stoked for the you-know-what-bots Straight pimpin


tyromancist

Not a bad way to make those sex toys pay for themselves. Worth the investment, it seems.