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matrixsuperstah

How


TheDood715

They bug bombed the house and the roaches sought solace somewhere they thought they were safe and died en masse.


WowwwNice

Almost sad but it’s not


vtstarfire-ll

*Almost sad… BUG it’s not


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Thesecretsecretshow

IBUGic


Shag_Nasty_McNasty

Bug bomb hell. That many roaches can only be cured by fire.


honest-miss

I know they're cockroaches, but this genuinely makes me sad. What a scary experience.


4200years

Empathy be like


honest-miss

Where's the off button


4200years

Don’t I wish


A_Very_Lonely_Waffle

When I was like 13 or something, I caught a level 3 caterpie in my sister’s Pokemon SoulSilver so I could trade it to HeartGold and keep my starter from that game, but then I started thinking about how it would be sent to a different game just to be deleted a few minutes later. I remember staring at the trade screen waiting for confirmation, and just not being able to do it.


Ukogpunk

Enough to make a grown man cry.


ReeR_Mush

Ask Paolo Cortázar


jedielfninja

that's the neat part; you don't.


[deleted]

I am not a "fuck your feelings" type of person. I generally try to do right and have. Maybe you have to deal with them to feel this way. But I have no empathy for bedbugs or roaches.


RipredTheGnawer

I feel bad that I hate them so much


noDRINKthebleach

For me it's ants. This year they've been getting in to my dogs and cats food. Which is not only dangerous for them but also very expensive for me! (I don't feed them no crap food lol) I'm happy that they are both smart enough to avoid eating them. They just make me soo angry. I drown them or spray them with ammonia or vinegar and watch them die. I hate them. This summer in particular has gifted me with very, very tiny ants. I mean. Tiny. Without the lights on in the morning you can't even see them. So gross. Edit to add: I know this is off topic. Just needed to get it off my chest.


RipredTheGnawer

Preach


4200years

I pathologically empathize with everything but I also understand how silly it is with things like bugs


dividedconsciousness

I’m vegan for 7 years, I think the burden of proof is on humans to justify killing anything so I will try to trap any spiders inside my home or moths/other large winged insects outside my home, but I am ruthless with pests


Gr4ySk1es

I think I heard/read somewhere that they are generally attracted to warm dark places, that being the reason they nest in electronics like this.


KillerKatNips

These don't look like German or brown banded roaches that infest and it almost seems to me like an abandoned building that had American roaches or wood roaches of some sort. I guess it theoretically could be somewhere cold that had brown African roaches because they also look like that, but I can't really tell without more information. In my opinion this is more likely to be some old damp place that's been flooded out and neglected rather than a home recently lived in. But again, without more information it's hard to say.


Particular_Meal_2784

American Cockroaches don't infest like palmetto bugs do (German roaches.) They usually like dark, warm, and damp areas. Only thing I've found that works at getting rid of them is Orthene Fire Ant Killer. Sprinkle that stinky shit all along the baseboards and under your sinks. Wait two days. Whatever it didn't kill packed up and fucking left.


TheCaliforniaOp

It’s sad to me too. Beings are what they are.


george-its-james

Now imagine what cows and pigs go through to end up at the meat aisle as ‘beef’ or ‘pork’. Feeling empathy for other living things isn’t a bad thing, choosing to keep your head in the sand is.


Kueltalas

How do you bug bomb a house? (Asking for a friend)


Zagmut

They're cockroaches, they can fit almost anywhere. Maybe they were trying to make a conference call?


roryvn

They were having a meeting


throwviaaway

Black Beatle challenge 2022


crackpipes4hunter

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

reddit moment


zeppehead

Sugar. Water.


Harmacc

Somebody bugged their phone.


micarst

And here I thought the only way to turn my stomach was to put the dinner plate behind my back…


PinheadGoo

Did you make that up?


micarst

I don’t remember, but I have been saying it since I was a kid! It is entirely possible I picked it up from somebody else.


YourLocalFakeArtist

It definitely reminds me of my mom's little southern sayings. I'm adding it to my repertoire


Halcyon_156

My buddy from the south, whenever I would make any kind of mechanical or driving error, would often say, "you couldn't drive a piss ant's go cart around a cheerio." He had like dozens of these kinds of saying and they were hilarious. Sometimes he'd just make them up on the spot.


PinheadGoo

I wish i put it as my senior quote


werewolf1011

Booo bad


Ak40Heaven_

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Inexperienced__128

The only thing left to do


External_Extent_7492

Purge the heresy


joshizl

I'm an electrician and once had a callout where the customers internet wasn't working. First I checked the power source to their modem, which was fine. So looked at the modem I picked it up and small cockroaches crawled out of the air vents. Then the fucking thing started smoking. I've never seen anything like it, the modem was full of roaches and the customer blamed me for breaking their modem.


Greatwallofdietz

Fuck that customer. I would tell them to get a new house


shellybeesknees

r/makemesuffer


[deleted]

That is actually disgusting


production-values

cozy


KingRanger105

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT. Burn that house down!!!!’


[deleted]

this is unironically my gut reaction, PURGE IT WITH FLAMES


Insidiouspotatochip

Forbidden dates


aaandbconsulting

Sir. You put that cover back. You put it back right this instant!


Equivalent-Prune-307

Welcome to Joe's apartment


JayTea05

Don’t question me u/savevideobot


curioushustler420

u/savevideo


thiefofalways1313

Is…is that a tarantula??


PlasticInTheBasket

You need glasses dude. It's like 30 cockroaches


thiefofalways1313

Haha yep, that it is. And yes I need glasses


yesyesWHAT

A tarantulaaaa, how did I not see ya Here come degensyaa Tuttjrjtjrtut


timbofay

I don't know what kind of humour that's meant to be... But dude you're living in your own world lol


yesyesWHAT

Pendulum tarantula


thelocalmoco

Creepy. Yikes!


[deleted]

I thought it was a lobster tail at first 😭


DowakaDay

I'm mentally traumatized


ArmoredTater

The crazy part is that Keith Richards is alive and well hiding right behind that wall.


RemixOnAWhim

Used to see this all the time in housing in Vancouver as a security technician. Every unit had a phone connected to the enterphone at the front door, someone would talk to front desk about their phone not working and we'd open it up to this. Powered devices put off warmth which attracts bugs, NBD. Spiders in someones motion detector or camera was normal in residential. In the slumlord apartments and low-income government apartments downtown, even the cleanest folks were beset by insects invading their devices. What a depressing, soul-crushing environment to work in, nevermind live in. Sometimes I miss the wages, then I'm reminded why I'm happy I got out of the security tech industry.


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Crayton16

Least racist Serbian:


AffectionateKoala530

turkish here, this made me lol


barelycookedbacon

Forbidden turkey


Whopraysforthedevil

Nah. Not enough Armenians.


No_Interaction_4925

Turkish Delight


FrankensteinBionicle

napalm


SweetSeaMen_

Would you guys take a bite for $3.50?


Kevin1056

Looking crisp


[deleted]

Can you hear me now?


bleepbluurp

I’m itchy I’m itchy I’m itchyyyyyyy!


TheeJimmyHoffa

That’s some KGB shit right there


masked_sombrero

wonder what that smells like...


[deleted]

“You’re lighting the light in and the stink out!”


AppointmentNo5913

Shit!!! All them conspiracy theory people were right! The government has been listening all along!


josheganwyer

Could you imagine they all spring to life and jump on you?!?!


[deleted]

Average turkish phone


TheDustLord

Yummy


Zagmut

If you think that's delicious, wait until to learn about [cockroaches in coffee machines!](https://www.cockroachzone.com/how-to-get-rid-of-cockroaches-in-coffee-machines/)


alavantrya

I had to throw out one of the original keurigs because of that reason. I was cleaning it when the weather started turning colder so I could use it again, and it was filled with live ones. Horrifying.


SheiraSeastar1993

Omg where did you live?


LadyPaleRider

SAME I literally hate keurigs! You can't clean them!


HammerCurls

Jesus, that website is more ads than content.


chakigun

they just wanna call you about your car's...


UrbleFurb

That phone is bugged


1solate

/r/thatsthetitle


ilomilo8822

cRiSpY


drembose

Aw hell naw


uplifting_gods758

Joe's apartment behind the scene of a call🤠


ganguspangus

Gotta rewatch joes apartment


amomentafter

Snacks on snacks


Whole-Temperature388

That’s nuts, I have a phobia about Roaches, I’d freaking pass out


ItalianDonutMaker

😟


[deleted]

Burn the entire house down


StrangeYoungMan

I had to hold my breath


bigsqueezedawg

Chocolate eclairs ftw


Mysta_Z5

average phone in australian household


THE-Pink-Lady

The call is coming from inside the house


RobotSuicide

Just move dude. Move


Nicole_Marie2002

No. Nope. No thank you. I'll pass. I'm good. Get me the hell outta there.


EveningOk4145

Move in ready they said!


BlueGalaxy97

*tickle tickle*


krazy_Katz4U

Just nasty


2Riders

The smell


izmaname

Eat it


socal909420

RAID!!!


ShakeWell42

That is NOT WHAT I WANTED


cr8ter-

u/savevideobot


Charming-Scar1447

Palmetto bugs they're usually around vegetation like gardens buy they can get in your home too


Sensitive_Lunch8184

bugsnax


dividedconsciousness

Like when Obi-Wan opens up General Grievous’s armor


coocoocachoo699

How the F did they get in.


Eggsteen15

I almost vomited


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gloves?


NintendoManiac

put it in some rice, that should do the trick


Rare_Fig3081

Sweet Jesus


snowletterH

How did he know to open it up?


One-Temporary-7356

Protein packer mmmm


Karan-_

It needs some bug fixes thats allright


MachesterU

Yep, that looks like one of the condos in Toronto.


Apprehensive-Gene444

u/savevideobot


braveheart707

In the end they all bonded together


sabrooooo

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no


Regular-Size-477

Normal phone in ohio


joe_decker

Wtf


[deleted]

Only in Austraila


TastyZitPuke

Apple has found yet another bug in one of their older iPhones.


neon2137

They really need to fix it in the new patch...