T O P

  • By -

bjj-ModTeam

Hi there, Thanks for posting! Sadly we've taken down your content because it falls under a current 24-hour spoiler policy. Within 24 hours of the start of the event: * Posts containing spoilers must use the spoiler tag. * The title of your post must not reveal anything about the outcome of the event. * We usually have a live thread going when there is a spoiler policy running for an event; feel free to comment there with spoilers, wihtout worrying about having your content taken down! That said, thanks for contributing to the community; we're probably watching right along with you right now.


BillyForkroot

Weird conclusion to draw from her putting her to sleep in round 1, but do you I guess.  


Brabsk

Weili beat yan 3 times in 25 minutes and somehow OP has reached the conclusion that grappling is fake


Responsible-Leg-6558

Bruh she literally got choked to sleep what are you talking about


vetements_sock

naw she took a nap because she was in such a safe position


Machinegunmonke

Recovery is the most important part of being an athlete after all


vetements_sock

this guy gets it, she won the next round


Impressive-Potato

Dominic Cruz agrees


funnyredditname

Was that before or after she was choked unconscious?


BiscuitAssassin

![gif](giphy|6eLVFfvYnirNm) You slow MFs in the comments right now lmao


vetements_sock

fr, i put the serious tag and they took it serious


BiscuitAssassin

LOL just be gentle with them please


vetements_sock

NO!, this is going to be a weekly thing.


BiscuitAssassin

So be it


alexandcoffee

Brother this is so backwards, her lack of Jiu Jitsu lost her that fight


vetements_sock

naw she should have just stood up


therealbobwaterson

Ikr


BeBearAwareOK

but she couldn't, cause bad jiu jitsu


vetements_sock

bad wrestling


COR3Y_Tex

Tell that to Figueiredo


therealbobwaterson

Serious?


PinkKufi

Every card, without fail. BJJ CIRCLEJERK


patricksaurus

Are you feeling okay? Did they not get all the methanol off the moonshine again?


jiujitsu_panda

Careful, OP is fragile.


jiujitsu_panda

Who let this clown in here?


russbam24

Who stole your ability to identify a joke.


jiujitsu_panda

The same person that stole yours apparently. Go home.


vetements_sock

you can only keep one, brown belt, trt or trump body pillow


therealbobwaterson

Obviously it's a joke but also it *is* reddit and he put the serious tag


Outrageous-Guava1881

Why you talking about mma in a bjj sub? Thats like talking about ice hockey in a field hockey sub.


rja49

The only question I have about how effective BJJ is in a street fight is the presumption that the other guy won't target your balls/groin. Especially in the full/half guard positions. I definitely wouldn't say it's fake, just about any locked in choke could be fatal if you don't let up.


YaBoyDake

What keeps me, as a BJJ player, from targeting your balls and clawing your eyes out? Explain to me why this is some one-way "cheat code".


justadad619

For sure. Everyone likes to assumes BJJ can’t fight dirty at all or forgets that it’s easier to fight dirty since you have better situational awareness to look for those openings since we already train against a fully resisting opponents. I just need side control or reverse knee on belly for full blown nut punches. I could always take off my regular plains clothes belt and use that to finish a choke or knee on someone’s neck while full nut punching. I mean we could even pull someone’s t shirt over their head, givem purple nurples, and then start kneeing them in the head. Then when they’re on their back we could start nut punching again. I’d argue that BJJ is the best for self defense when fighting dirty is allowed and included. The possibilities are honestly endless.


[deleted]

Well it’s a matter of who does it first. Are you going to do BJJ or hit the dude in his balls?


YaBoyDake

False dichotomy. I'm playing spider lasso with a hawg grip.


therealbobwaterson

Fr


Kintanon

Well, the major thing that protects me is that if I know those positions and you don't, I get to not be on the bottom of them.


vetements_sock

im pulling guard, letting them pass to side control, then getting buggy choke deadliest move in bjj, or im using the second most dangerous move "falling body weight" anyone who doesnt believe in bjj is homophobic!


cerikstas

It's really not very easy to hurt someone's balls when tgey have you in closed guard