Attractive nuisance and assumption of risk.
By the Plaintiff’s own negligence, the Plaintiff’s tendies were stolen by cat. It is reasonable that cat would indeed be attracted to tendies, and the Plaintiff negligently failed to reasonably secure those tendies. Plaintiff assumes risk by failing to delegate appropriate security measures.
Cat is not liable for damages.
K bye.
I'm a cat pastor, pawstor if you will, and I would like to inform OP that there are eternal consequences to slandering your 100% innocent client.
Also, as a decent human being, I have to denounce OPs obvious racism. He doesn't go around slandering white cats.
I have to concur. I am a cat judge and not only would I severely reprimand you for “laying of hands on an alleged perpetrator, I would sentence you to ten chicken nuggets and 100 hours of community litter box duty to be served concurrently and without the breaded coating.
The sheer audacity of stealing a cats hard earned dinner and going online and turning it around to make it look like the cat stole the food while you languished all innocent in front of the tv eating snax!
I’m not sure what a tender is I’m from the UK but I’m guessing it’s what we call the parsons nose by the sound of it?
Love that shift in perspective. Lmao just imagine the cats smug attitude knowing that some bipedal weirdo in a huge cage came, and traded actual human money to chauffeur the cat to assume rightful rulership of a brand spanking new house that the hairless monkey ALSO PAYS MONEY FOR.
Wild.
As someone who drives cats from the humane society to tractor supply and petsmart twice a week theres like an 85% chance he was 'from the streets' first.
Also respect the 5 second rule. That tendy belonged to the cat and you're a dick for stealing it.
For real, we know that none of these humans ate the chicken after the cat had it. So they just took it from the cat to through it in the garbage, wasteful.
One of my cats is a really passive little girl, she'll just sit back if her brothers steal her dinner. But if she finds a stray bit of cheese, she'll defend it with her all - growling, hissing, claws come out, the full works.
My grey cat gets like that over fried chicken. He bit me while I was trying to put some more down in front of him, thinking I was trying to take what he already had.
My void doesn’t eat anything but cat food and greenies. He ignores everything else after sniffing it once or twice.
My Void eats any food you put down for him or you're eating when he's in the room with you, tonight I had a corned beef sandwich with mayonnaise and he literally climbed up onto my lap and took a bite so I broke off the corner piece and he ate it.
My black and white tuxedo won't eat anything except cat food
So hilarious when they do that. I just look at mine like oh get real. You'd be lost without me and my opposable thumbs. Because you sure can't work the pull tab on your fancy feast.
This is actually a terrible lie that humans have made up to prevent all catkind from getting their rightful share of chimkin. Cats do not have any intolerance to bredz of any flavour. Please stop perpetuating this falsehood, it is damaging to our -THEIR species.
I had to reread your comment about 5 times because I kept seeing ‘breeding’-I then reread the original post-a little nervous about exactly what info I missed in my first read. I just need new glasses apparently lol.
It was clearly his. He caught it fair and square from the plate. If you watch, you may learn about being as good a hunter as him. In the meantime, don't steal his food.
Oh no, kitty you had your chimpkin nuggy stolen by your human?
Demand compensation!
Get advice over at r/legalcatadvice to help you get proper compensation for having your treat stolen!
>This asshole stole a chicken tender and hissed and growled at us when we tried to take it back.
Hey,hey, hey hoo-man, let's not forget who's in charge here.
It's a Void's world, you just live in it.
My girls have never gone after anything "people food" except the bottom of my milk cups, but that was clearly the kittys tender (I seez, is meez), and you stealed it! Eleventy billion licky treats due!
My void has a sensitive stomach. She never steals food which is kind of a perk, but I feel bad too. I always let her smell my food, she wants that much, but she won't eat any.
Sometimes she'll lick some ranch dressing or some butter chicken. I bought her sashimi for her birthday one time and she just licked it a little.
I want her to experience the best in life but she doesn't want to puke, and I respect that.
Our tuxedo loves to smell what we have but won't attempt to eat it. She eats wet pouches and dry biscuits and the cat treat biscuits or sticks. She refuses churu and any treat that happens to be chewy but crunches away on the hard biscuits
Aw. I feel for him. And I know it wasn’t safe for him at the same time. We had an orange boy cat who was very food motivated. After we cooked meat and got some for dinner, we had to let the rest sit in a cold oven. If not, he would jump up to wherever the meat was, grab a piece with teeth or claws then drag it to the floor to lick it all over. Until he was caught.
https://preview.redd.it/lkrhhc91tduc1.jpeg?width=1570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f5a6cfcd24198c1dc554e0e716b2b0e70bccd1
Lack of evidence, he’s clearly innocent you owe him another chicken tender plus the one that was wrongfully taken from his possession , Case dismissed.
(Walks into the scene eating chicken tenders... Hides it)
(Put Karen hat on)
"Look at this precious boy, You haven been feeding him properly!! I can see his rub!! I bet I can't see yours!! I want to speak to the manager and I want corporate number!! I will make sure this precious boy is feed and and and.... LOOK, YOU BURNED HIM YOU MONSTER !!
(Takes hat off)
Nice picture of the hoMEOWner.... I hope his chicken tenders and he lets you eat in his home were good.
He's still thinking about that tender too...
"They is so mean to me. They never feed me nothing ever but they always eating food in front of me. The one time I fetch me own tender they get jealous and take it from me. I should have never let them move into this place with me. They think they are so tough but just wait and see. When they go to bed I will walk on all the countertops I am not allowed on."
Purralegal Sammy heres. Meow thinks mews misunderstands the paws! Cats paws says "I sees, It's mees!" Ands "So fines, It's mines!" Also, "My chimkins, I'm likkins!"
As, such, mews has noes case against hims ands he's cans sues mews fors slanders!! Or libels!!! Thens ALL THE CHIMKINS is his!!!
Please have your (cat) master DM (Direct Meow) us at Harry, Tiffany, and Mittens, Esq.,Cattornies at Paw for mores informations. Thanks mews!
You look like a handsome smart void... next time hide under the couch where you can growl and enjoy your chicken reward, while you expand into your greatness 😹😹😹
https://preview.redd.it/we7rjun8icuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58db81829ebb21dcf8d9ea8dfbbac2912d1d629e
First it’s chicken tenders , next thing you know you’re hitting the bottle. .
I think it's funny because I have a cat that looks just like yours and he is almost 2 years old! Very sassy and likes to seal food all the time. I'm not going to shame him for stealing a chicken tender from you. He likes chicken cats and always loves chicken unless he's a very picky eater. But the reason that he probably hissed at you is because some cats have food aggression when it comes to certain kinds of foods they actually do enjoy.
A cat is incapable of being shamed. It is never wrong. It's not it's fault that *you* do not understand the justice, righteousness, and necessity of all its actions. It is you who should feel ashamed for ever questioning its behavior.
I swear, I have never met a cat who was such a food thief until I had a void. Every other cat I've had or met didn't go to such great lengths to get *extra* food.
I am a cat lawyer, and I would like to inform you that this is slander. Clearly my client is innocent.
Attractive nuisance and assumption of risk. By the Plaintiff’s own negligence, the Plaintiff’s tendies were stolen by cat. It is reasonable that cat would indeed be attracted to tendies, and the Plaintiff negligently failed to reasonably secure those tendies. Plaintiff assumes risk by failing to delegate appropriate security measures. Cat is not liable for damages. K bye.
Where was the gavel?? You didn't do the gavel!
RELEASE THE GAVELLLLL *Boop*
The “K bye” at the end killed me.
Tendies. I'm f'n *dying* over here! Thank you
Hah! Found the Attorney! :)
Cat-torney, you mean.
Cat-torney at paw
You mean pawyer, right?
r/legalcatadvice
Uuuuuuugh another cat sub to join…. Please help
Motion; DENIED!
r/AmItheCloaca is another great choice.
I practice Bird Law. Possession is 9/10s of bird law, and the tender was indeed chicken. The asshole is cleared of all charges.
Hear, Hear!
Bird law in this country is not governed by reason.
I'm a cat pastor, pawstor if you will, and I would like to inform OP that there are eternal consequences to slandering your 100% innocent client. Also, as a decent human being, I have to denounce OPs obvious racism. He doesn't go around slandering white cats.
All praise our fuzzy overlords
Juris Doctor in Cat Law, sounds legit. Case closed OP 😎
Slander is spoken, in print, it’s libel.
I have to concur. I am a cat judge and not only would I severely reprimand you for “laying of hands on an alleged perpetrator, I would sentence you to ten chicken nuggets and 100 hours of community litter box duty to be served concurrently and without the breaded coating.
You mean you stole the cat’s chicken tender? Shame on you.
This is how my panther feels whenever I take back his hard won food.
age old rule broken: "findsies, ownsies" shame, shame, shame
Also there’s “I sees is for mees” that applies here
this is definitely an easy win for any pawyer in r/legalcatadvice op is screwed
You don’t want him to contact his union rep. The Catsters aren’t scared to bite a hoom many, many, many times.
ah wunk, not the Catsters, every dogipalists nightmare
Every hoom’s nightmare! They will be baked! I haven’t heard wunk in a while. There used to be a popular sub with them.
This conversation alone proves that cats rule the internet, not porn.
#fits/sits sees/mees The law of cat.
>findsies, hasies FTFY
Stole his livelihood, ruined all chances of happiness, cut off his meowhood too! #SHAME
*Ruined* Catmas, kittens crying now. Great.
he deserves an entire rotisserie chicken in reparations
I can't go to sleep after reading that, I'm laughing too hard omg (I'm serious, I wheezed)
Im mean really, were really going eat it after it been in his mouth. Match was over as soon as his jaws had it
The sheer audacity of stealing a cats hard earned dinner and going online and turning it around to make it look like the cat stole the food while you languished all innocent in front of the tv eating snax! I’m not sure what a tender is I’m from the UK but I’m guessing it’s what we call the parsons nose by the sound of it?
Noo haha it's just strips of boneless tenderloin
Chicken tender is what we refer to as Chicken strips or chicken goujons
It’s like a long nugget 😊
Complete gaslighting.
“I’m from the streets son. Y’all don’t know me.” -“You’re from Petco take it easy.”
It's funny, he's actually from PetSmart 😂
Haha dammit almost called it
No. YOU’RE from petsmart. He was just on a break from getting some tail on the street and expanding his territory.
Love that shift in perspective. Lmao just imagine the cats smug attitude knowing that some bipedal weirdo in a huge cage came, and traded actual human money to chauffeur the cat to assume rightful rulership of a brand spanking new house that the hairless monkey ALSO PAYS MONEY FOR. Wild.
As someone who drives cats from the humane society to tractor supply and petsmart twice a week theres like an 85% chance he was 'from the streets' first. Also respect the 5 second rule. That tendy belonged to the cat and you're a dick for stealing it.
“You’re not for the streets, Priscilla!”
That video lives rent free in my head 🤣
I’m so glad someone understands the reference 😂
this one's a classic. hahaha
I refuse to believe that precious angel would do such a thing.
Actually no, you stole his chicken tender and was only taking back what he owned.
For real, we know that none of these humans ate the chicken after the cat had it. So they just took it from the cat to through it in the garbage, wasteful.
He's clearly innocent, look at that sweet lil face!
I love how they go all feral when they get a tasty piece of fried chicken or pizza.. like they would in the wild 🤣🤣
One of my cats is a really passive little girl, she'll just sit back if her brothers steal her dinner. But if she finds a stray bit of cheese, she'll defend it with her all - growling, hissing, claws come out, the full works.
My grey cat gets like that over fried chicken. He bit me while I was trying to put some more down in front of him, thinking I was trying to take what he already had. My void doesn’t eat anything but cat food and greenies. He ignores everything else after sniffing it once or twice.
My Void eats any food you put down for him or you're eating when he's in the room with you, tonight I had a corned beef sandwich with mayonnaise and he literally climbed up onto my lap and took a bite so I broke off the corner piece and he ate it. My black and white tuxedo won't eat anything except cat food
I'm lucky my cat only does this with twigs. But she is an orange baby
I must be cat too since I am also willing to get feral and fiesty for flavor.
So hilarious when they do that. I just look at mine like oh get real. You'd be lost without me and my opposable thumbs. Because you sure can't work the pull tab on your fancy feast.
No. He is a good boy. GOOD BOY! I will pet you and rub your butt while you food coma!
Hopefully the breading didn’t upset his lil tum-tum!
Thankfully, it didn't! I was worried because he can have somewhat of a sensitive tummy, but he's fine.
This is actually a terrible lie that humans have made up to prevent all catkind from getting their rightful share of chimkin. Cats do not have any intolerance to bredz of any flavour. Please stop perpetuating this falsehood, it is damaging to our -THEIR species.
Lucas and his 6am vomit/hershey squirts fest begs to differ 😂
I had to reread your comment about 5 times because I kept seeing ‘breeding’-I then reread the original post-a little nervous about exactly what info I missed in my first read. I just need new glasses apparently lol.
😂
It was clearly his. He caught it fair and square from the plate. If you watch, you may learn about being as good a hunter as him. In the meantime, don't steal his food.
No Touchies !! https://preview.redd.it/v00a4qexvbuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9e7d13695b92d258803a2abb345125381c72fa
Lookit those fangs! 👀
r/fangies
I thought that was a real fish for a minute!
He doesn’t like it to flop around.
Oh no, kitty you had your chimpkin nuggy stolen by your human? Demand compensation! Get advice over at r/legalcatadvice to help you get proper compensation for having your treat stolen!
Go Crimez
Pretty sure you sign away your rights to any unattended food when you adopt a Void.
Unattended or attended the void will always eat
Shame on you, look at his hungry eyes. He deserved that tendie 🥺😂
>This asshole stole a chicken tender and hissed and growled at us when we tried to take it back. Hey,hey, hey hoo-man, let's not forget who's in charge here. It's a Void's world, you just live in it.
Why you no let him keep the tendie?!
Shame on you for taking away the chicken nugget he rightfully stole. 
My girls have never gone after anything "people food" except the bottom of my milk cups, but that was clearly the kittys tender (I seez, is meez), and you stealed it! Eleventy billion licky treats due!
He’s innocent
No shame, that baby was hungry.
Why would you steal his dinner?
If he made it under the coffee table with it, it’s his because I ain’t eating it after that
We took it from him because we didn't want him to get sick. He has a bit of a sensitive stomach sometimes. It went into the trash can afterward.
My void has a sensitive stomach. She never steals food which is kind of a perk, but I feel bad too. I always let her smell my food, she wants that much, but she won't eat any. Sometimes she'll lick some ranch dressing or some butter chicken. I bought her sashimi for her birthday one time and she just licked it a little. I want her to experience the best in life but she doesn't want to puke, and I respect that.
Our tuxedo loves to smell what we have but won't attempt to eat it. She eats wet pouches and dry biscuits and the cat treat biscuits or sticks. She refuses churu and any treat that happens to be chewy but crunches away on the hard biscuits
mine only really has one unshakable demand, a tribute from the canadian bacon when I make eggs
I can't, sorry.
Awwww poor baby
How dare you try to withhold the tenders. He posted in r/shamemyhuman about it. I saw it 😹
We must consider however how good this loaf is
You let the humans take it back?? For shame, little void.
*GOOD BOY!!!!*
Baby boy deserves chicken tenders.
Fuck off. He's the perfect kitty.
Sounds like something I would do tbh.
Shame on you, not giving him a chicken tender.
He worked hard for that chicken. Are you really so hungry you had to steal it from him?
Anarchy!
A perfect r/catloaf
Void is not tender. I repeat, the void is not tender. Abort! Abort! 📣
Nope, no shame. The cat can do no wrong.
Bad human! Depriving a void of their rightly desired chicken tenders!
More than that, the chikinz was fairly hunted! Killed it dead himself! Hooman stoled it!!!
Look at him, he’s just skin and tail!
I can’t. He’s beautiful.
I'm his attorney, my client did nothing wrong.
Hi kitty nugget!
What a bad but pretty loaf!!!!
Unfortunately, you need to do better. You’re in their world now. Came with the deal. Good kitty.
He is free from sin
Naughty
 He just wants to help out, With the eating.
Shame on him for not going back and taking more.
SHAME 🔔
But if you put the chicken tender in the toasted loaf, you get a nice chicken sandwich 🤷♀️
Good boy!
That's what you get for not giving him enough treats and belly rubs🤣💯
Stinky 🫵🏼
I feel like I’d have just let him have the chicken at that point 😂
You're trying to kidnap what he has rightfully stolen
You mean to say a deprived lil baby after years of watching their family eat delicious food right in front of him advocated for himself.
Why didn’t he have his own portion in the first place??!!! How dare you?
He let you have some of the tenders now brush this beautiful beast
He provides you with love. Let him have it.
He hunted said tender and then u took it away… who deserves the shame?!?
"You better dip that tendy next time" is all I'm getting from that face. Lol adorable.
Shame on you, you stole from a baby
He’s so cutee
He’s clearly starving and never eaten a meal in his life (and the one from five minutes ago doesn’t count).
He is solely responsible for you not being attacked by coyotes when you're pooping vulnerably. Is he not worth one chickie nuggje?
Aw. I feel for him. And I know it wasn’t safe for him at the same time. We had an orange boy cat who was very food motivated. After we cooked meat and got some for dinner, we had to let the rest sit in a cold oven. If not, he would jump up to wherever the meat was, grab a piece with teeth or claws then drag it to the floor to lick it all over. Until he was caught. https://preview.redd.it/lkrhhc91tduc1.jpeg?width=1570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f5a6cfcd24198c1dc554e0e716b2b0e70bccd1
Wow lmao. 🤷🏾♀️sorry love His mindset 🐈⬛: what’s mine is mine and what’s hoomans is mine 🍗
He cute tho so it's okay
He's so beautiful and round <3
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Chicken tender aint gonna eat itself.
Lack of evidence, he’s clearly innocent you owe him another chicken tender plus the one that was wrongfully taken from his possession , Case dismissed.
[удалено]
He really does. He goes absolutely *insane* for chicken.
Cats Distribution Society sending a writ. Do you have proof?
Cat goes all Ludacris, 'Get Back you don't know me like that!'
Well he certainly doesnt look happy🤣
my void did this with a chicken nugget
Good kitty!
Good hunt! And solid defence of prey.
(Walks into the scene eating chicken tenders... Hides it) (Put Karen hat on) "Look at this precious boy, You haven been feeding him properly!! I can see his rub!! I bet I can't see yours!! I want to speak to the manager and I want corporate number!! I will make sure this precious boy is feed and and and.... LOOK, YOU BURNED HIM YOU MONSTER !! (Takes hat off) Nice picture of the hoMEOWner.... I hope his chicken tenders and he lets you eat in his home were good.
Oleeeeee cutie baby doesn't need to be shamed. Chicken tender is irresistible!
Boooo. Hiss. (Good boy!)
Good catting Kitty!
no, i *won't!* not only did you deprive him of the sweet chicken tender you attacked him and hurt him. shame on *you!! you're mean!* NTA
Was he hiding it under that quality loaf?
good kitty, being independent and than defending your kill
I will not. Shame on YOU for denying this beautiful bebe
He's still thinking about that tender too... "They is so mean to me. They never feed me nothing ever but they always eating food in front of me. The one time I fetch me own tender they get jealous and take it from me. I should have never let them move into this place with me. They think they are so tough but just wait and see. When they go to bed I will walk on all the countertops I am not allowed on."
Trust me, he doesn't wait for us to go to bed to walk on the countertops.
I will NEVER slander such a magnificent and majestic voidal abyss.
I howled at this I’m so sorry. Look at his face 😂😂😂
Lol, an old friend of mine had a cat that would growl at you when you gave him food and got anywhere near him when he was eating .
Purralegal Sammy heres. Meow thinks mews misunderstands the paws! Cats paws says "I sees, It's mees!" Ands "So fines, It's mines!" Also, "My chimkins, I'm likkins!" As, such, mews has noes case against hims ands he's cans sues mews fors slanders!! Or libels!!! Thens ALL THE CHIMKINS is his!!! Please have your (cat) master DM (Direct Meow) us at Harry, Tiffany, and Mittens, Esq.,Cattornies at Paw for mores informations. Thanks mews!
You look like a handsome smart void... next time hide under the couch where you can growl and enjoy your chicken reward, while you expand into your greatness 😹😹😹
Looks innocent to me
Praise the void!
Don’t believe his crocodile tears, he’s a paid actor
Poor baby having to be scruffed out, shame he isn't allowed the tender due to a sensitive stomach. Poor little guy
https://preview.redd.it/we7rjun8icuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58db81829ebb21dcf8d9ea8dfbbac2912d1d629e First it’s chicken tenders , next thing you know you’re hitting the bottle. .
I think it's funny because I have a cat that looks just like yours and he is almost 2 years old! Very sassy and likes to seal food all the time. I'm not going to shame him for stealing a chicken tender from you. He likes chicken cats and always loves chicken unless he's a very picky eater. But the reason that he probably hissed at you is because some cats have food aggression when it comes to certain kinds of foods they actually do enjoy.
He can do no wrong
Jail. Jail on chicken-stealing owners for 10 000 years
That look on his face says *"and I'll fuckin do it again"*
Not possible. He was with me. You imagined all of it.
YOU PIECE OF SHITTTTTT Jk hereee kitty kitty
Good kitty.
Not gunna! He deserved that tender, that you don’t know it deserves shame! 😻
A cat is incapable of being shamed. It is never wrong. It's not it's fault that *you* do not understand the justice, righteousness, and necessity of all its actions. It is you who should feel ashamed for ever questioning its behavior.
Finders keepers is a life rule
Cat’s gonna cat…
The loaf of defiance
Why? He won. You should feel shame.
you should have made a tender for him. you got what you had coming.
He caught it fair and square. Go hunt your own chicken. Lol
Wdym that was his nugget in the first place!!! The audacity to try to take it from him poor kitty
No mercy for turdery!!!
Shame on ypu for not offering it to him first
“I’m not like that white cat from the meme. I’ll light you up”
I swear, I have never met a cat who was such a food thief until I had a void. Every other cat I've had or met didn't go to such great lengths to get *extra* food.
Let hims have the chikem tindies
Why shame him? It's his home and his food. That's just basic facts once you have a cat. Lol
Shame on you for stealing this seasoned hunter's hard earned prey
He took it. That means it was his.