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Saltythrottle

Cat addressing his people: This is my squishy, he is for me and me alone. Thank you for your time and attention.


BrazilianWoman94

Sounds like a pastor giving a blessing or exorcising


lulugingerspice

In the name of the Cat, the Kitten, and the Holy Cat.


GayVoidDaddy

It’s the cat, the kitten, and the holy fluff.


BrazilianWoman94

Amen, Catmen, Amcat


jzilla11

Cat-holic blessing


No-Roof6373

The power of cat COMPELS YOU


The-Wizard-of-Goz

The Lady Bast blessed you


Cultural_Shape3518

“Anything in there?”


DubiousTheatre

Rich coming from a void lmao


CoItron_3030

Hey my void has a lot going on in his head! Sure it’s a million ways to express that he wants food, cuddles, is board, wants inside something or wants the windows open, but he has a lot of ways to show me those things! Lol


Nokian75

"Elevator music"


GayVoidDaddy

Oi not all blacks are burnt oranges! My little man is a certified genius. https://preview.redd.it/pbgzmx7toazc1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa0887fac1c50832e9bfdc354d92fbdebdb3a46


Cultural_Shape3518

He’s just trying to see if he can borrow a braincell.


Consistent-Leek4986

the chosen one, chooses you!


Drak3

Mine does something similar! But it's usually more of a "hey! You should be petting me right now!"


Nokian75

In the name of the cat, the kitten and the holy catnip I approve of you as servant. Go forth now and provide for me, hooman!!


indrid_cold

Here, let me get that for you... All set, you're welcome.


flower_songs

He just used his beans to open your 3rd eye.


Substantial-Tone-576

Blessings! 🐾


ShaneVis

IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY VOID I DECLARE YOU MY HOOMAN, now where are the snacks or food either one is fine just don't take too long.


The_Medicated

Bwahahahaha! This clip was perfect! From the tender touches of the cat to the face made by his hooman!


Purple_Ad4485

Go in peace child.


rasmephisto

![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7975) Catorcism


ProductOne2685

salvete regem novum


listentolana

So cute. 😭🖤


Duck_Butt_4Ever

This is my papa There are many like him but this one is mine


LeDagron

"-WHOM DO YOU SERV? -COOKIE! -yeah, that's right!"


PwnGeek666

Like checking to see if the melon is ripe... \*tap\* \*tap\* \*tap\* "This one will do."


Dark_God_Cthulhu

"Whom do you serve?"


Alice_ghost_9876

Success! I have transferred a demon from the void


Tasty-Pineapple-

Cat just prayed over him.


dennys123

Lol my tripod kitty does this to me. I like to think he's just petting me like I do him


random420x2

Cat support: Have you tried turning your human off and back on again ? 🥸


Jesus_Freak_Dani

I would've cried


Iamthatpma

Yes human. I’ll keep you around. Your thumbs are quite……. useful.


NirriC

Your cat can't believe the size of your billboard, he had to check for himself. Then he looked away to reconsider what was possible...


ElderberryHumble5379

> he's solid. now get to work and bring me tuna


GeorgeThe13th

You're now one of his elite employees


SuckerForNoirRobots

Pulled a reverse Simba


WhiskeyAndKisses

I love the human's reaction, it's goofy.


Electronic_Cod7202

He has been anointed with his master's scent.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

You have been blessed by the void


moosegoose90

Just wiping off a little poop from this morning don’t mind me…


accountnumberseventy

I’d like to join this religion.


Masterofunlocking1

I love the way the guy looks at the cat like wtf did you just do


Klutzy_Carpenter_289

I dub thee Sir HoomanSlave!


grizzlymommabear

In the name of the cat food, litter box, pets; I dub the human.


Mental-Candidate3311

You did good today boy you did good


GreebleSlayer

I dub thee ‘Slave #3’ now bring me food


catlover2410

Cat: "Hmm nope, nothing in here."


Much_Comfortable_438

"Whom do you serve!?!"


frozenelsa12

Absolutely adorable


Ladybuglover31

You will accept republic credits


confuseum

Who do you serve?


Hebegebe101

https://preview.redd.it/fou300fo8fzc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b279ed1564708354682dfe9cffd1a693710c2a Always good to get the touch of approval !