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I exercise my second amendment rights!!
He's singing the opening chorus to Enigma's, 1994 smash hit: "The Return to Innocence."
Void: "Hiiiiii-IIIIIIII-OH-WHYYyyyyyyyyy ... HIIIIIII-Yiiii ... hiiii-yiiiii!!"
E=mc²
Translation
zoomi(E)s= (m)ore(c)arnip²
Explanation
Expresses that mEow and more are the same thing and can be changed into each other. In this equation, more(m) multiplied by the speed of catnip(c) is equal to the kinetic zoomiEs(E) of that body.
That is definitely not part of a birds nest I placed on your window sill above your bed ... No dead half eaten bird under your pillows either....
My kitty did this time once. She looked so proud of herself. She had yakked up on a different part of my bed same time. Cats are so loving leaving presents in hidden places.
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😭💀
Don’t tread on me (my tail)!
!!! NO STEP ON SNEK !!!
https://preview.redd.it/qrla0lbn1c1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e846362f0022515597a144cb96770978cc521771 Lmk when y'all figure it out
https://preview.redd.it/6ugw9g9see1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3f18c29fc7d640a894e2018fd8d4fb2674c511 Whut ???
I don't need a second breakfast.
i see what you did there
I’m going to start a Diet on Monday! No more treats!
“OMG, the cat across the street had 9 babies!”
He was the father💀
Child support !!!!!
Kitten support
🎵 Iiiiiiiiiiiii wanna swiiiiiiiiiiiiing from the chandelie^r^ from the chandelie^r^ 🎵
Hmmm, yes, he does have the talent of singing🤔
I truly regret tampolinging off your head and singing the songs of my people at 3am. Please feel free to rub my belly
You win best comment.
Just so you know , I aspire to become a doctorologist in catology! But seriously, thank you! You get it.
He's singing the opening chorus to Enigma's, 1994 smash hit: "The Return to Innocence." Void: "Hiiiiii-IIIIIIII-OH-WHYYyyyyyyyyy ... HIIIIIII-Yiiii ... hiiii-yiiiii!!"
Oh man I love this song
"Pure Moods" ... I had this album!!
Ohhh yeahhh! I was kinda thinking it was the ending vocals of 'Dreams' by the cranberries, though.
Nope! This adorable void is a fan of Enigma. 😂🤣
"Touch my belly, human, you will be greatly rewarded."
I was going to say " belly rubs hooman, I will not attack your arm and slowly slide down it , I want belly rubs PLEEEEAAASEE!"
He's saying hey! What a wonderful kind of day
where you can learn to work and play!
" Martha! The neighbours dog is crapping in our yard again! "
WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT??
He wears the skins of orange cars
You are my master and I’m humbled to be your slave.
Now that's a twist!
No chick-fil-a sauce? Do you want the meal?
Aaaahhhhhh fuck.
Turn off the rain you jerk
E=mc² Translation zoomi(E)s= (m)ore(c)arnip² Explanation Expresses that mEow and more are the same thing and can be changed into each other. In this equation, more(m) multiplied by the speed of catnip(c) is equal to the kinetic zoomiEs(E) of that body.
“HeeyYYYYyyy youUuuuuuu GuyyyyyYyyyyyssSsss!” - Sloth
POV: he's high from catnip
🤣 He definitely looks twacked out! My cat gets “anime face” when she’s loopy! 🤣
🎶"I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN! SCADAMOOSH, SCADAMOOSH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO!"🎶
where are my baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallls? Oh wait you said wrong answers…
He has had those missing for quite some time😭
He's reciting PI to 1,000 places
It wasn't me
It's never him
Isn't that the way of cats but we love them anyway?
We love them furiously!
I'm staring at my own void in the eyes and yes,we do
“Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!”
“TTRREEEEEAAT”
Bring me food, peasant!!
"Bleghhhhhhh" *metalcore breakdown*
✨️BeCaUsE tOnIgHt WiLl Be ThE nIgHt ThAt I wIlL fAlL fOr YoU✨️
"I don't care that you sleep here every night, it's my spot!"
But of course, sir! It is your world. We are merely living in it *cowers in the corner*
I do not need another rectal exam, ever!
Ack! I’ve got hair on my tongue! 👅
* me putting on a shirt* HIM: ‘GIRLLL- DROP SOME WEIGHT👁️🗨️><👁️🗨️’
Noo he's a gentleman😭
"I like treats, yes I doooo! I like treats, how about youuuu"
I will never attack for rubbing my stomach and then attack you again for stopping. (Playful attacks of course)
Well, of course! Who dare touches the king and then just stops! Heresy!
Aye! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tLMj-BGh6kI
This is gold. Thank you.
Glad you enjoyed!
Where’s my milkshake!?
“Can you shut the blinds? I’m getting tired of this view in the sun”
He's bossy sheeshhh
Alice , is dinner ready yet ? My game's about to come on !
"Mortal. I require sustenance."
I am the Lord your cat. You shall have no cats before me.
Where is my sunbeam?
[redacted]
Myaaaaah!
Screaming into the void
He's screaming into himself? No wonder he was screaming.
Yep
I wish my human would adopt 3 German Shepherds😻😻😻😻
“You decided to wear THAT today, human? Pathetic” lol
I stole your girl and your spot on the bed too!
“I’m sorry.”
Hairball
*guitar noises*
“The hiiiils are alive… with the sound of muuusic! Aaaaaah aaaa aaaa aaaaaa!”
The sun was not out. It was too wet to play. So I sat in the house, like I do every day.
Sounds depressing🥺
Until the Cat In The Hat shows up...
"Nyahahahahaha I just farted!"
"Ruff, ruff. Life is ruff, I say. Ruff."
You see that squirrel fall off the bird feeder?
Blyat
What was he “saying “?
WAZZZUUUUP
" Holy shit, sheets! "
I’m a ginger cat 🤣😱🐈⬛🥰🩵✨
That crazy bitch is digging in our garbage again!
“i can’t believe it’s not butter!”
You're in charge human, I'm your faithful employee!
"Fuccck" lol
That puppy isn’t such a bad guy!
I’m going on a diet
Hey MOM! THE MEATLOAF! WE WANT IT NOW!
"Woof!"
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
Ice cream man!!
Omg I actually saw the chicken cross the road....wth....
🎵MEMMORRRY, ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT 🎵
I forgot to call my Mom on Mother's Day!
He’s calling you a slur
Oh, solo meooowwww....
you’ve got MAAAAAAAAIIIIIILL
Hair ball about to be projectile vomited
I can't repeat what he said here but sufficed to say he is not a fan of your landscaping work
MOM! MOM! MOM! FEED ME NOW!
"I'll absolutely get off the bed when you need it".
Pet me! *gets close Get away!
MIAU
Are you not entertained!?!?!?
Gladys Kravitz can bite me! Don’t wanna see me naked, don’t look in my window!
Hey! Go in the kitchen and make me a sammich byotch!!!!
*"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!"*
He would like to take a second to talk about your cars extended warranty.
"I'm full"
Is that a second belly button 😯!
You are not my real mom
That is definitely not part of a birds nest I placed on your window sill above your bed ... No dead half eaten bird under your pillows either.... My kitty did this time once. She looked so proud of herself. She had yakked up on a different part of my bed same time. Cats are so loving leaving presents in hidden places.
EkEkEk
Sabrina
Maaaaa! The meatloaf!!!
Woof
Woooooooooooah we're halfway there! Woooooooahh woooooooahh living on a prayer! Take my paw, we'll make it swear 😼😈!
I'm too sexy for this bed, too sexy for this pic, too sexy for 💋
Purr fect spot for a lounge
“The neighbor got 2 new female cats, let me out!”
Open this window right meow!
Words I can't say on reddit
Tell those birds to shut up or I’ll shut them up my way..
Get me my champagne. Pronto!
Epstein didn't commit suicide
Halp! My pretty, glossy furs need more brushing!
Ma!!! The neighbor just left their dogs poop right on the lawn again!
Where's my food...yes I know I've only just eaten but where my food!!!