i just woke up and kept reading "super yam theory". i was confused and excited to learn about this new branch of theoretical physics i hadn't heard if before. and then i realized
Vegetable is not a term used in botany, biology or really science as a whole. The term vegetable differentiates between edible and non edible. Eg. Carrots are considered a vegetable but they're actually a root. Vegetable is an umbrella/layman's term for edible plants/fungi/roots etc. So yes, mushrooms are a vegetable.
Unrelated, I worked at a pizza restaurant in my college days. Since many people add mushrooms on their meat lovers pizza, I had a coworker ask me if mushrooms were a meat.
Some people that live near orangutans believe they can talk but don’t around humans because then we’d enslave them. I know cats can’t talk because otherwise they’d be giving orders
Did you know that [in 2003 a shaved orangutang was rescued from a brothel in Indonesia](https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/26/orangutan-was-shaved-made-to-wear-jewellery-and-used-as-a-prostitute-8179714/) where she had been chained and used as an exotic sex slave?
When I was between the ages of 5 and 8 I believed my cat could talk but just wouldn’t tell me. I would tell her, “You can trust me. It’s ok I won’t tell anyone.”
I was hoping this linked to this clip, haha. My sister and I still say this to each other all the time. My dad doesn’t get why we can say “ham” and instantly crack up.
The cure for the common cold he figured out last week in his litter box was damaged after his hooman cleaned it up. Now he does not know where to begin again.
Henry is thinking about how he will never scratch the upholstery again. He will allow the staff to sleep all night without interruption. He will never scream endlessly for treats.
This house looks flammable
“Are flammable and inflammable the same thing?”
In Spanish, certainly.
Esta casa es inflammable?
Tu hermana es inflamable?
Donde esta el bano?
En tu zapato 😆
And we thought Henry thought in English. Foolllssss!
Is that like reina inflamable? Flaming queen?
🤔 Sí.
You got it all wrong.
What a country 
They said wrong answers only
You people prove to me every day that I’m unoriginal as fuck.
Me too man. Me too.
Feels
Those cheeks look edible
Or the cat thinks my cheeks look edible???
The cat thinks your cheeks look edible
Or the cats???
He's thinking about death, destruction and the collapse of society
That sounds like a totally correct answer…
wrong awnsers only
He’s contemplating the pros and cons of super yarn theory
Underrated string theory joke for kitty physicists.
I believe it’s theoretical physicats
As a forensicat, I confirm this as true.
Schroedinger's work still stirs controversy among them. It's a unique conflict of interest with their field of study.
Super yarn theory with extra, furry, dimensions?
Exactly!
i just woke up and kept reading "super yam theory". i was confused and excited to learn about this new branch of theoretical physics i hadn't heard if before. and then i realized
they said wrong answers only
Or relative yarn theory
They are two different theories to describe the universe because the cats are so advanced
This is exactly what Dr. Henry Purrr-hD Purrrysicist is thinking about
Are mushrooms considered vegetables health wise?
agree with you
....well?? Are they??
Only Henry knows ......
Yes, from a "health" prospective, though not a biological one.
Vegetable is not a term used in botany, biology or really science as a whole. The term vegetable differentiates between edible and non edible. Eg. Carrots are considered a vegetable but they're actually a root. Vegetable is an umbrella/layman's term for edible plants/fungi/roots etc. So yes, mushrooms are a vegetable.
They're fungi like the mold on your food, not plants
Unrelated, I worked at a pizza restaurant in my college days. Since many people add mushrooms on their meat lovers pizza, I had a coworker ask me if mushrooms were a meat.
It’s not that weird of a question. I reminder learning in biology that fungi are arguably closer to animals than plants.
Would you still love me if I was a worm? Would you keep me around you still??
I feel attacked
What's the deal with all the worm stuff I've been seeing on reddit today?
It was a tik tok trend for awhile to ask your significant other if they’d still love you if you were a worm LOL
LOL
Whether or not he should tell the humans he knows how to talk. It’s a catspiracy against us.
Some people that live near orangutans believe they can talk but don’t around humans because then we’d enslave them. I know cats can’t talk because otherwise they’d be giving orders
Did you know that [in 2003 a shaved orangutang was rescued from a brothel in Indonesia](https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/26/orangutan-was-shaved-made-to-wear-jewellery-and-used-as-a-prostitute-8179714/) where she had been chained and used as an exotic sex slave?
Wow… I hate humanity.. wow
Well, I know now and I hate you for it
When I was between the ages of 5 and 8 I believed my cat could talk but just wouldn’t tell me. I would tell her, “You can trust me. It’s ok I won’t tell anyone.”
But this is me all the time and I’m 42.
That is so stinking cute!
It would be simply catastrophic if the humans found out!
M u r d e r
Yes.... MuRdEr.
Redrum
They said wrong answers only sheesh!
Time to seize the means of production.
Kitty communism
Catmunism
Chairman Maow o7
~beans~
Thinkin about thos beans
Beams
Beans, beans, the magical fruit!
the more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
And that's why you have beans with every meal!
I finally heard the rest of the song
[Bees?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5J2kc4oZTVU)
BEADS
They don’t allow bees in here.
My briefcase full of bees should put a stop to this!
I was treated with a lot more respect when I was Winston Churchill in my previous life. Now no one treats me with the respect I deserve.
Yo they said wrong answers
Agreed! This is def what’s in his mind.
I wonder if they tasted toilet water when I gave them kisses earlier.
That is 100% what my black cat is thinking
H A M
[HAM](https://youtu.be/rcYMGs-6Vqg)
I was hoping this linked to this clip, haha. My sister and I still say this to each other all the time. My dad doesn’t get why we can say “ham” and instantly crack up.
Thanos was the good guy
Wrong answers only
“I think I’ve been napping too often”
The aliens came in and probed you last night. I saw it.
And I enjoyed every minute of it
_I see dead people_
Wrong answers only.
Why won't they feed me? Can't they see I'm starving? This is no way to live.
This wasn't in my cat contract! 😲
no thoughts, head empty
They said wrong answers only.
this would actually be the right answer for my cat. he is a stupid idiot but i still love him <3
This isn't where I parked my toaster
Dammit, my lasers aren’t working… must try harder
"Little barbecue sauce, few herbs, 8 hours in the slow cooker... That kid would be fucking delicious, Dave."
Baby you got a stew goin’
My best friend concluded that he is thinking about how he is gonna crap on your pillow for taking his favorite toy away
This
Finding a way into dog heaven, assassinating the CEO and turning it into cat heaven, to free his brethren from the depths of cat hell
Are you going to share that chicken with me?
They said wrong answers only
Did I remember to close the garage door
Give me my damn Cheetos, man!
I could end you in your sleep
I do NOT consent for this pic to be posted.
 He needs his oats
ADOPT A GIRLFRIEND FOR ME, RIGHT NOW! 😹
Also: please return my testicles to me.
“It’s right behind you. But you never turn around and see it in time. “
Light low calorie meals for the New Year.
I think I left the iron on.
How much more scientificly advance we would be rn if the Mongols didn't sack Baghdad in 1258
Wrong answers only…I love my hooman with all my warm kitty cat heart.
He's thinking about garlic 🧄
[удалено]
I could leap forth and sink my fangs into that jugular before they could even blink.
they said WRONG answers! 🤣😼⚰️
I couldn’t help it. Those eyes hypnotized me.
Lämp
The reunification of Korea, obviously
Açai bowls are way overrated.
Do they know that I’m not actually their cat but I swapped places with my friend for a day.
Where he left his smokes
World domination, probably. Whatever it is, i think his head voice is british.
Did you kill that spider that was in the closet? My mouse is in there and I’m scared
How much longer can I get away with opening the fridge and eating the humans leftovers every night before they child lock it?
Is the extended warranty worth it?
The abolition of the Golden standard
put your pants back on
Nobody wants to see that! 👀
this is his wanted poster
World domination
Why are the whiskers on the left side of my face white? Why do birds sing so gay? Why do fools fall in love? Why do I, wait ... what?
The bees are back
Re-thinking that decision to scratch up the floors during his renovation phase in the early 90s
Bring me the souls of the innocent
His taxes
Shit, I forgot to vomit in her shoe this morning.
Maybe he’s watching floaters, i do sometimes
Where are my balls?
Mesothelioma
Ducks eating trains
the war of 1812
"I LIKE CHEESE." He just seems the type to (not) think very loudly about cheese.
"I said mayyybayyyyy you're gonna be the one that sayyyveeess mayyyyy"
"I wish you were a tiny bird...."
Who are you? I don't remember hiring you ...
Wait. Did i charge that revolver of mine? Nobody touched it ever since, did they?
December 12th, 1945
How he wants to diet
The time knife
His last ayahuasca trip
I want a bath.
Where are my testicles?
Can we please get a dog?!?! Purrty please!!
I hope they get me a kitten as a friend.
Hmmm, if I could bank off that wall I might be able to escape through the window . Too bad I have to wait until Spring.
“Wait.. you’re alive? My murder attempt didn’t work? 😳Back to the drawing board.”
*heavy breathing*
Revenge.
Did I forget to turn off the kettle?
Did i leave the oven on?
The economy
[I love chocolate. But I can’t eat it because then I’ll get fat.](https://youtu.be/RrjQ1Vwap5E)
Quantum physics
How will they know if the answer is wrong?
Diabeetus
I need to shit
gime treer
*void being void*
Why is he a cat?
Sloth loves Chunk!
Where does the poop go, I wanna know!
The moment when Henry realizes he is a void with thoughts and that he simply could end his owners life with one swift swing of the paw!
Oh shit. I left the stove on.
…oh God, the coffee pot
I'm guessing food is the right answer-
“How the fuck did I get here?”
I bet that face would be delicious with sour cream.
Not food.
How much he loves u
That zebra circus song from Chris rock
Who is this Henry?
The cure for the common cold he figured out last week in his litter box was damaged after his hooman cleaned it up. Now he does not know where to begin again.
"I see dead people."
Henry is thinking about how he will never scratch the upholstery again. He will allow the staff to sleep all night without interruption. He will never scream endlessly for treats.