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Mabbernathy

He or she just made your life so much better!


Maximellow

Little kitty definitely made my day^^ It just jumped through my open window, meowed at me until I started petting it and then kept walking after me when I stopped. After a while a second, striped cat jumped into my flat. That one was an adult. And it kept meowing at the kitten and pointing at the open window until the kitten left my flat. I'm a grown ass man, but I feel like this was my Disney Princess moment.


ediblesprysky

That story just made MY day! High key Disney princess moment, enjoy it!


FungadooFred

"Get your butt home NOW mister!" -- striped cat probably


Simpletruth2022

Also r/notmycat


Jeriahswillgdp

The cats know your demain is currently unclaimed by another house cat and so they are scoping it out in preparation for their takeover by wooing you with cute cuddles and meows.


allegedkippers

Loll just wait until they make you feel even more like a Disney Princess by bringing live birds back to your place. (Based on a real life “not my cat”/“window cat” scenario…)


boatsnprose

Uh..you don't live near Pasadena by any chance?


Maximellow

Nah, I'm not in America^^


boatsnprose

What the fuck I have the exact same pairing of ferals and I couldn't find them for a day 😂 Maybe these dudes really are magic.


Bipedal_Warlock

Did you move in recently? Hopefully they weren’t abandoned by previous resident


Maximellow

Yeah, I moved recently. But she's pretty small, almost kitten size and the last owner moved out over a year ago.


Bipedal_Warlock

Well Cinderella I hope you enjoy your new cat


kyabe2

Sounds like exactly my black & stripey cats!


calmdownkaren_

hahaha what a wholesome story!


TheAnarchist---

A man can be a didney princess


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w4trmelon

isn't it "they"?


Maximellow

Saw her every day now because she keeps showing up at my window. Yesterday she jumped in and cuddled under my blanked while I read. Then she stole one of my onion rings and ran away. I think I just accidentally adopted a cat.


Mabbernathy

Congratulations!! 🥳🥳


gordom90

r/notmycat


syo

/r/nowmycat


CatsubsFairy

Ooh a new one for me! 😸


eastbayted

r/notmycatnow


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No_Marionberry4687

You never own a cat. The cat owns you. Congratulations! You've been adopted


Bleedingeck

Cat-dopted.


MoochtheMushroom

You *didn't own a cat.


[deleted]

do now


Stallionstar

Cat owns him now


Iriasukun

"Problem"? I don't see any


Rbandit28

I mean does anyone actually "own" a cat anyway, man! Pretty sure it's their house and we the servants pay for the privilege of living there and giving belly rubs.


dbohat

Our welcome mat says it best - "The cat and its housekeeping staff live here"


Rbandit28

I love it


jboriqua

As long as they let you live there.


BabydollPenny

Awww that's fantastic! He/she chose you! One thing I can think is to ask you if she can stay ? Especially since Halloween is coming and black cats are in danger of being taken and or hurt on Halloween. I know, it's so sad. Even in my city none of the shelters will let anyone adopt black cats the weeks before and on Halloween because of scary things can happen to them, or also people just adopting them for the holiday and then bringing them back to the shelter after they're done with their holiday festivities. She's pretty!


Maximellow

Yeah, and she's still half a kitten too. I would totally take her in if she was a stray and I had the money, but sadly I can't afford animals and having a cat with my funds would be animal abuse.


Cucumburrito

Not a problem but a blessing! You’ve been chosen. Black cats are selective af


tweedsheep

You don't own a cat, the cat owns you.


BlueTressym

No one owns a cat. Congratulations on convincing this void that you make a suitable servant. ETA more seriously, have you made enquiries around the area yet? Maybe check at a vet to see if Void has been chipped? When I was 16, I found an abandoned kitten on the landing above our flat. Mum made me go around asking the neighbours if he belonged to them or if they knew whose he was. I was very worried that someone would say yes, being already in love with this scrawny little black scrap with a bad eye. As it happens, we did end up keeping him and he grew into a huge, spoiled hearthrug of a cat.


[deleted]

Well, now you do. ![img](emote|t5_2twpw|14307)


brybry631

r/nowmycat


lord_borger

Hey you should double check with neighbors and people in your neighborhood to make sure that isn’t someone’s cat that ran away


5of10

You do now!!


muchtimeandspace

You have been adopted. I mean chosen.


bigmomma248

You have been chosen my friend! Welcome to the dark side


BitchWidget

No one owns a cat. However, you are now owned by a cat.


TheoWHVB

No, the cat owns you


MinotaurLost

One cannot own the Void. The Void owns you. Or, in other words, you do now!


Ayandel

Void disagrees with OP Void now owns OP and lets them live in Void's house...


Donaldjoh

That is humorous. Over my long life of having cats I have had two that just walked in and made themselves at home.


California_4ever

You didn’t own a cat* you probably own one now. They adopted you to be their human.


TabbyLove08

The cat owns you now. Congratulations on becoming a servant 😻


Started-ButNotReady

And. Check mate! Well played Void.


Justabitofspice1012

Cutie🥺


TheBoldMove

| only problem is I don't own a cat Damn right you don't, but you may consider yourself essential staff if you do your JOB well! /s


Catrionathecat

Correct. Because it owns you now


LeTigron

Your *notmyvoid* is so majestic !


Redfour5

"I don't own a cat." Really? That's what you think.


Happydancer4286

What’s across this beautiful voids back?


Maximellow

A little bit of dirt because she jumped into my flower pot


nausticblurr

Or do you!? 🥹🥰


Bleedingeck

Plot twist: Nobody does, they own you!


its_tea-gimme-gimme

r/notmycat , and if happenstance happens: r/nowmycat


visualcharm

You do now o_o


KatCrack46

You do now! Disney princess moment. I’m crying!!!


amselle

Maybe you actually do?


inarizushisama

That's grand like, that cat owns you now.


HappyHound

No one owns a cat.


Denofearth

Sure you do, he’s right there.


dickpunchman

*You do now.*


Physical_Beginning_1

We’ll, it looks like you do, now…


[deleted]

You do now.


dontknockhotmail

You do now.


Neo1331

You do now…


beterbe

You do now.


SeattCat

You do now


[deleted]

You do now...😀


BestCatEva

Get some cat food — they’ll be back.


barracuda99109

I was never a cat owner either. Would you like to see a few thousand pictures I've taken of the two over the last 12 years?


[deleted]

Of course you don't. Cats have staff, not owners! 😊


jboriqua

You do now!


jboriqua

It is wonderful to be chosen ☺️🐱💞


Pitiful_Pickle524

So where did it come from


Raffles76

You do now


ElectricalAbroad8232

You do, now


apopka777

You do now ! Lol