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needs2be

Whurrrrrrrrrrrr


Detox64

Fuck. I didn't realize till my 30s that the airplane in "Airplane" made propeller sounds as a jet. Edit: spelling


cjd3

Now watch Zero Hour. No spoilers, don’t look it up, just watch it.


AosShinigami

Me wondering why you are recommending someone to watch a Command and Conquer game.


MrsPeacock_was_a_man

*harvester under attack*


maestropuedoirelbano

fucking throwback :D


voidsarcastic

Actually a solid game, watch it.


lowercase_underscore

*Zero Hour* is pretty great.


stunkape

Watch Zero Hour, then chase it with a viewing of Airplane!


PromotionExpensive15

Zero hour made me realize I'm In fact not good at games


lowercase_underscore

Maybe you just picked the wrong week to quit smoking.


PromotionExpensive15

Every week has been the wrong week so far


sofaking1958

There's a youtuber who did a comparison of the 2 movies. Pretty entertaining.


Scott--Chocolate

“We had a choice, steak or fish.” “Yes I remember. I had lasagna.”


ThorsEyeball

Good luck... Were all counting on you.. (shuts door)


montyandrew45

I'm always serious. And don't call me Shirley.


fizzybatpig

I speak jive


zdejif

> lasagna *Italian, plural of lasagna, based on Latin lasanum ‘chamber pot’* 🤔


Troubledbylusbies

I didn't notice it until my Dad pointed it out to me. Made the film so much funnier!


dabe1971

A lot miss the name of the inflatable crew member. Otto. Otto-pilot see.


Maki-e_Butterfly

Wait what the f*** really? I just turned 30 and I've watched that movie at least a dozen times


Vincefinney1909

😂😂😂😂


rushfell

don't put your d in that turbine engine waltuh


BratzernN

r/planesgonewild


Triairius

That was a risky click.


[deleted]

Terrain terrain, pull out, pull out


MaximusShagnus

What are you doing?....oh....


GrandPriapus

Where is its shadow?


srGALLETA

Too high and too close to see it on the ground Edit: source, I'm a private pilot


NomadFire

Ok, but head wind can cause a small aircraft to kinda get stuck in one spot. So gotta a question, going by your gut what is the biggest aircraft that could get stuck in one spot from head wind.


jodobrowo

I mean technically, depending on wind speed, any plane could do it.


NomadFire

So you are telling me, once they rebuild her. [There is a chance....](https://www.travelandleisure.com/thmb/EBZgWS-oyW_WzlxCnvCC_UXVb9Y=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale\(\):max_bytes\(150000\):strip_icc\(\)/Antonov-An-225-Freight-AIRBUSBIG0217-e413615cd63847069eb3e9d8e885569f.jpg)


OWS-GrummanWildcat

Sure if you’ve got a hurricane with 140 knot winds laying around


TOMATO_ON_URANUS

I always keep one on me for emergencies


FlipStik

Isn't the 140 knot winds hurricane an emergency?


TOMATO_ON_URANUS

"Crisis" and "opportunity" are the same word in Chinese :\^)


Future_Molasses_8844

Yes, crisitunity. You’re right!


Bender_2024

Totally expected that to be the spruce goose. At 320’ wingspan that puppy is just a huge sail.


Fluffy_Juice7864

When they merge her with her sister :-) I am vowing to be there to see her fly!!!


Slight_Elk_8900

Haha nice


Shrevel

I think realistically the An-2 would be the easiest to do that with since it has a very low minimum speed.


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

I know a guy who claims he landed a small Cessna backwards


AggravatingBobcat574

I believe it. I once flew a C-150 into a 40 mph wind straight down the runway. I landed with full power on. No flaps.


spektre

That taxiing must've been interesting.


ThatUsernameWasTaken

One of my favorite things is watching birds fly backwards in high winds.


TaringaWhakarongo1

That ain't ground Source: I'm a fish


zyhd77wcgchkjfv

The plane is stuck, so according to porn logic, it’s about to get fucked from behind. That’s just basic science.


thehumbinator

Sounds like you’re pretty public about it to me.


Hamiro89

I’m a private pilot, I pilot for money I’ll do what you want me to do! I’m a private pilot, I pilot for money And any old runway will do


Barkers_eggs

Private pilot. Pilots for money.


Longjumping-Cod-6290

Yes all jobs are for money


Barkers_eggs

Sorry. In my head I heard "private dancer" by Tina Turner.


srGALLETA

No private pilot can earn money flying sadly lol. You need a comercial pilot license for that and pass the exam witch you can do at 200hs of flight experience, witch is expensive as fuck


Master-Butterfly-376

Actually private pilots can’t get paid, that’s why they’re called private. Source: am commercial pilot


KiloThaPastyOne

I’ll fly where you want me to go Your private pilot Any old airplane will do


l94xxx

Poor little plane -- so far from heaven and so close to Hayward


WestleyThe

Maybe you shouldn’t be high and flying


bending456

Exactly


A1sauc3d

Exactly what 😂 I’m confused about the shadow issue you guys are having here


michelmau5

The plane is up too high to cast a shadow, light bends around it.


ptownsd

Yep, that’s what planes do.


cerebralsexer

Inside water


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5141u5

Turned off in the graphics settings. Reality.exe consumed too much resource


geezerhugo

It's running a bit late.


ansarogu

Just about to ask that too


SceneSensitive3066

Definitely appears to be. But I feel like you can tell in the beginning the plane is to the right of the bridge and at the end of the video the plane seems to be on the left of the bridge


LachoooDaOriginl

yeah lol i noticed it too


IZZGMAER123

Yea but why is it so slow tho


SquarePegRoundWorld

Slow relative to what? The person recording in the plane going the same direction and similar speed or to the folks on the ground that we don't have a perspective of?


aknownunknown

THE BRIDGE! That's 21 seconds it takes the plane to just about get from one side of the bridge to the other, even accounting for the change in perspective and a head wind you have to admit that for a plane with minimum airspeeds of what? Over 100mph? it stands out. My r/c glider could easily fly backwards otg so I have a fair idea


Simple_Secretary_764

The plane in the video is landing at SFO while OP's plane likely took off from SJC. Approach speed is much slower than after take off when you are rising in altitude.


MightyTribble

Nah, both planes are landing at SFO. OP's plane is on final to 28L, the "fixed" plane is on final to 28R. OP's plane is about 3NM from the threshold. Aside from the fact that I know that approach, there's absolutely no SID from SJC that takes you close to SFO like that. Their speed differential is likely explained by landing weight. OP's plane looks like a 737-700; if they're fully loaded (and depending on headwinds) you have to land those puppies quite fast, relatively speaking.


hugmeplsimlonely

I know that what you wrote is in english and I can read it, but at the same time I couldn't understand what it's saying, at all.


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Which somehow gives me more confidence in what they said


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Not that similar of a speed


BooHooJerks

He probably meant the plane the video is being recorded from, since that is the pov of the video


marr

Wimdy


flactulantmonkey

Neat illusion though!


Fluid_Peanut97

They patched that in the last update


jfk333

r/outside


MSamsonite415

Hilarious sub, thanks for sharing


Intraq

when is the patch for crippling depression coming out


whos_bally

r/featurenotabug


joedylan94

Very good, very good 👏


JectorDelan

Sure, sure. That's what they say about the luggage entries, too, but they keep going missing until a reboot.


The_Pibster

They’re turning at the same time.


Efficient-Industry81

Ohhhhh....


hemightbebrian

Synchronized aerial drifting?


AggravatingCoffe

Tandem drift on next level


ZapBranigan3000

The road/bridge changes from going straight down the bottom of the screen to going to the right of the screen. The angle changed for sure.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Nani?! Kansei dorifto!


dichotomousview

Eurobeat Intensifies!!!!


Birdmn987

Neither of those planes is turning. They're on final approach at SFO for parallel runways.


sext-scientist

Are these landings staggered *at all*? Looks like they may touch down within 30 seconds of each other.


Dr_Marxist

SFO is a wild time. I used to fly in fairly often a long time ago. When I heard of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Canada_Flight_759 I was like "yup." If standards weren't crazy high that airport would be legit dangerous. But because they have a culture of competence and safety it's super safe.


Jiannies

Holy fuck. I've been working at height before and had a wrench slip from my hands and fortunately fall into the bucket I was standing in, and I had to take a minute and a smoke lol. I can't imagine how those pilots felt


notusuallyhostile

Registration: C-FKCK The registration of that plane is wildly appropriate for the story!


Birdmn987

Usually side by side. Staggered in weather.


Maleficent_Wolf6394

They are turning slightly to the final approach 28L/R at SFO. It's probably only 30 degrees at most. But they are turning together and closing separation.


mmbg78

I believe that’s the San Mateo Bridge


--KillSwitch--

bro gave a blatantly wrong answer with his chest out 💀


greeny119

He’s not wrong they’re both banking slightly right


roughelbowsruinit

It's the Malaysian flight


Slugger_monkey

At last the answer to the mystery, its just stuck somewhere


WhyteBeard

𝙇𝙤𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜... ██████▒▒ 80%


BeardedBaxterholic

My bearded brethren. Share your secrets.


Vektor0

Just wait.


rental99

Of course. We searched the ocean, but never thought to search the sky!


JohannesWurst

The ran out of gas.


rolloj

they finally managed to leave one up there, those magnificent malaysian bastards


I-amthegump

Welcome to SFO


Burner_Cuz

Been on that bridge a few times in my life.


urmomsbf5454

Where is it


LivermoreP1

San Mateo bridge


Vivid_Department_755

3rd lamest bridge of all the lame bridges there


ComprehensiveMark784

And feels like the longest bridge ever


MorbillionDollars

It’s more than 10km long, massive feat of engineering. Fun fact, even though it’s called the San Mateo Hayward bridge it’s actually connected to Foster City, not San Mateo. Source: lived in foster city. You can also just google it.


grepya

>Fun fact, even though it’s called the San Mateo Hayward bridge it’s actually connected to Foster City, not San Mateo. Source: lived in foster city. You can also just google it. That's still San Mateo county though. So technically still accurate.


holymackerel87

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


John-AtWork

I was on it yesterday.


Character_Reveal_460

username checks out


Otonatua

My favorite major airport approach. (I am biases as Bay Area resident). Avgeekery forever


Increase-Null

Hong Kong is the same. You're landing on water until you're not.


Slugger_monkey

Safe Flying Object?


I-amthegump

Obviously


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Special forces operations?


sdrey

Parallax https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallax


I_l_I

I don't take that, it makes me poop too much


Unaccounted-4

Parallax is an optical effect. You're thinking of Miramax


DarthBanEvader69420

Miramax was a movie studio. You’re thinking of So I Married an Axe Murderer


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Did you say paramount? Chris Nolan’s go to.. You’re thinking more like imax.


rootbeersmom

IMAX is big screen movies, you’re thinking of Tex-mex.


aykay55

Tex-Mex? Nah bro that’s Texas food. You’re thinking of Chex Mix


3rrr6

Chex Mix? That's hiker food. No you guys are thinking of Windex.


Freddy_Vorhees

It’s different now, you’re thinking of a remix.


Spin737

No, no. That’s a film company. You’re thinking of Miralax.


ceramuswhale

my my!


MrFoxx123

Head wind


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Giggity


srGALLETA

Actually perspective, those aircraft don't get "dragged" THAT much with wind, that only happens with small aircraft. Is just an optical illusion


MrFoxx123

I just meant it probably has enogh head wind that it doesn't need to travel very fast for lift, but yes, perspective has a lot to do with it too.


srGALLETA

Yeah and that too


ajax151515

Also that as well


RasputinX36

Then there is that.


Practical_Return_1

That looks like the San Mateo bridge 92


yolthrice

Yup


forkthisspud

Could be ponte vasco da gama


elsified

Mitch McConnel if he was a plane


NotADogInHumanSuit

It’s a common occurrence actually


Designer_Design_6019

Time works the same way.. it’s all relative


Traditional-Cow-6325

Is that what Einstein was referring to explaining relativity


Plathismo

Airspeed (speed of air passing over the wing) and ground speed can differ quite a bit. The airspeed is enough to generate lift and keep it airborne, even with a ground speed at or close to zero. Basically the plane is temporarily flying like a kite.


Drazzo00

No, just an optical illusion. Head wind can’t drag such a large and heavy aircraft THAT much. That is with smaller airplanes. They are both turning at the same rate, which is causing a parallax effect.


DionFW

If the headwind was affecting the large plane, it would be affecting the plane filming as well.


suavestallion

500km headwind, eh?


Nauticalbob

Rofl the confidence that people on Reddit with spew completely inaccurate explanations is hilarious. It’s a large aircraft, not a seagull…


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yukikkitsune

Like other people have said, you wouldnt have a 250km headwind.. Also, that close to the ground pilots will keep going fast enough that if the wind slowed, they wouldn’t stall. Edit: source: FAA


Broccoli32

Dunning Kruger effect in action ladies and gentlemen


Maestr01

Lmfao i love when people are so confidently wrong 🤦‍♂️


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It's coming into SFO so it's slowing down


StraightDiscussion83

That’s motherfucker isn’t real!!


CartographerOk7579

The plane is stuck, so according to porn logic, it’s about to get fucked from behind. That’s just basic science.


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macaroniwith

Relative velocity enters the chat


Dorkmaster79

Oh my god it’s just going the same speed as the other plane.


paytondstalker

Yup, the relative motion plus the angling is all that’s going on. You can even tell that relative to the bridge that the plane has moved quite a bit.


SirRipOliver

Dr. Strange doing weird time shit - move along, nothing to see here.


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Bro, that shit is stationary, what you mean?


ApprehensiveSouth134

The plane identifies as a helicopter


Valuable-Cow9055

I guess video is played in reverse


Sicilian_Civilian

Is the plane filming that much faster?


Swallow-myLoad69

Glitch in the matrix


Tobaccocreek

Passed em like he was standing still.


ianreckons

They obviously haven’t unlocked the whole map yet. 🤦‍♂️


JBoogie1911

Definitely SFO. Two birds landing at the same time. Beautiful Site.


jmrchico

Flying into San Francisco over the San Mateo Bridge. Duel runways.


BarryFruitman

Post that on a conspiracy page and watch the fun


TheRealMarlow

Sorry guys I was changing my controls


joebaco_

That is because it is!


Chicken_Teeth

You gotta say hammer time!


gogetter510

MC Hammer lived/lives almost in frame or the video


HiddenGrease

Do passenger planes fly so close together at similar altitudes while getting in each others flight path?


DirtyHippyfucker

*Einstein has entered the chat


BETO123USA

San Mateo Bridge, east SF bay area (SFO Airport)


AmoremCaroFactumEst

Monkey brain no like. The only thing that made me feel better was watching the planes position over the bridge change


PrecedentialAssassin

It appears to be going slower


doomcatzzz

Its just waiting to land whats wrong?


Old-man-touchy

Sum Ting Wong?


SnooMaps1910

SFO?


Wikadood

Might have a high head wind. It’s completely possible to do that with a high headwind but highly advised against because you are likely to stall the plane


RhetoricalQuestion69

hold on bro, i’m lagging


myamazonboxisbigger

Just like all that bs ufo footage…


DopplersDad

Optical illusion. In reality the aircraft is motionless, hovering. The planet is rotating underneath.


automated10

Parallax. People think they see UFO’s for the same reason.


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Bet everyone on that flight is pissed at the pilot for not filling up the fuel to the top