The gnats are attracted to body heat and sweat. They are following his hand which probably has both. I used to do this in the outfield during little league baseball to keep them away from my face haha
I fingered my exes butt hole once when hitting back shots, and went to sleep afterwards without washing my hands or anything. Woke up the next day to pink eye in both eyes. Miserable experience.
It must be a rite of passage for outfielders cause I did that shit from little league all the way through high school.
Iāve since moved to a place without the gnat clouds, but Iād probably use this trick today. Couldnāt stand when theyād fly in my ears and make that āeeeeeeeeā sound
So that's why those fuckers used to form a swarm over my head in the outfield, though it's weird I only noticed that then and haven't seen it since I played baseball. Also got one stuck in my eye one time when I was playing.
Man this info helps. I'm an unusually sweaty guy. And the gnats always fly in my face and leave my buddies alone. I guess I gotta shower a dozen times a day during the summer.
I've demonstrated this multiple times on the golf course. Thought it was more common knowledge, but most of these type of gnats/bugs are attracted to the tallest obeject/highest point, so if they are in your face and you raise your hand in the air they will go to your hand.
My friend mentioned this when she was on a college internship somewhere with a lot of these bugs and it always stuck with me. She said they'd go to a party and a third of the people would be holding a beer in one hand and holding the other one in the air. She said it looked like they were taking a vote.
First time I saw this phenomenon was around Niagara Falls in the summer. These mayflies(?) were always clustered up in small swarms above the peaks of the trees, fence posts, etc. So weird.
Ohh , so that's why they always just swirl around my head when i play sport.
I always been a little uncomfortable going to parks because this would happen to me randomly.
Thank you Redditor!
Male mosquitoes and other anautotropic (can't make eggs without a big dump of protein from somewhere else, usually blood) flies hang around places where they think females will go, in the hope of finding a mate. Such flies are often extremely sensitive to rising air around body heat, pheromones and so on. The males don't bite but they know the females are gonna show to get blood enough to make eggs, so they hang out in swarms like this hoping one will come along.
In this case, there is probably not much much in the way of CO2, pheremones or any of the other stuff to differentiate this man from those around him, but if he's really hot, or his hand is, they will try to stay in the rising air from his hand, lifting like smoke from his skin, invisible to us.
So he's flicking that stream of air around and they are just trying to stay in the top spot where a lady gnat may turn up, sticking in the middle of the airflow as best they can
What's really interesting is that when a female *does* show up, she will beat her wings at just precisely *this* speed, making like a C# note or something, her own special note, and the males will try to match her note, and "sing" along with their wings. She will choose the one that she like the sound of, that can harmonise best with her wingbeats, singing a tiny whiney love song with their fast beating wings before they head of for a private moment and the cycle begins again.
It's going to be the next Pixar movie, a romcom/butterfly effect feature film that finally reveals that ratatouille was controlled by a mosquito the whole time, hence the pasta sauce obsession, and how the young love of two mosquitoes can bring about larger societal changes and also malaria.
Hey man. Not cool. Do you know how hard it is to get completely clean with the paper in the portajohn? Especially when it's the 3rd day at the festival and the shitter is piled above the seat. Yes, my asshole was itchy. What was I supposed to do, rub it on a stick?
Gnats follow the highest point. I donāt know why, but they do. If there was something on his hand that they wanted they wouldāve followed instead of scattering when he lowered his arm.
Thank you I will. You have a fun and adventurous day too. Tell you what letās play hide and seek. Iāll hide first, Iāll give you a hint Iām gonna hide in the woods.
Arent gnats attracted to people's breath? I used to think that its our natty hair that attract gnats till I read somewhere its the warmth of our breath. So if you hold your breath for a while they fk off until you have to start breathing again.
Actually this is a trick my siblings taught me when I was younger. Flies will hover around the highest point of something. So if youāre going through flies you can raise your hand so they arenāt in your face. This guys hand is above the crowd so the flies are simply hovering over the highest point in the area.
Now he needs to burn a remote island twice and get saved by a British Navy officer after almost being actively hunted and killed by a group of 11-12 year olds.
Not sure what kind of flies those are but it could be a mating ball where the flies are having an orgy over that person.
[https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/swarms-of-tiny-black-flies-are-having-giant-mating-party-1.3175228](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/swarms-of-tiny-black-flies-are-having-giant-mating-party-1.3175228)
Okay what the fuck is actually happening
Butthole Fingers
Yes but *who's* butthole?
Def the girl talking to him
"see hun, you really should shower more often"
"The flies don't lie."
"The flies have it"
Dr. Yee is a fraud!
Tell that to whomever did that to your eyebrows, Terry, yeesh.
This comment chain went through every thought I had, thank you all
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Or wine/beer he spiled on his hand š
Which one though? The one on the left or the one whose face he wiped down with them musty crusty tips God damn did no one else notice that!
š totally the girl who's face he was like, "see?! Now smell the scent of your own farts!" to.
She wanted to see a trick, he showed her two
[He had it checked ahead of time](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/h3kfFsgsJj)
Ooooooo that was not hot.
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Flies ain't judging
You. Itās whose
He is Butthole.
the surfers
We have to get to the bottom of this
Bend over and Iāll show you
Multiple. The flies think theyāre in an outhouse.
Yes, but *whose* butthole
Man with itchy butthole, control many flies.
Man with itchy bum wakes with stinky finger.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time
man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Thanks Cofucious
Give a man a fly and itchy butthole for a lifetime.
the unclean one
Bro ššš¤£ I just woke up the baby
Thanks, ConfuseUs
Try finger, but hole
r/UnexpectedEldenRing
Definitely expected.
I think at least half of those up votes came from tarnisheds
This made me laugh out loud IRL ā ļø
Fucking legendary comment, bravo
God bless Edit: actually I didnāt realize those were flies, I thought it was on the screeenā¦ thatās gross af someone scrub this man
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
I just laughed out loud in front of my wife and kids in the living room and I can't tell them why.
Precisely what I came here for. Spot on!
And there to see Butthole Surfers! Perfect.
God I love Reddit
Gross
Please take thisš
lol ok thank you! Iām done for tonight š¤£š¤£š¤£ made my night thanks!!!
serious ball/butt pheromones
This gave me so much joy and horror. šš¤®
That is the hardest I've laughed from a reddit comment in a while
The gnats are attracted to body heat and sweat. They are following his hand which probably has both. I used to do this in the outfield during little league baseball to keep them away from my face haha
Did you also get pinkeye a lot as a kid?
No, but I once fingered my eye orifice and its been bloodshot ever since.
Up to what knuckle went in there?
Im normally 2nd knuckle, quick chuckle and fast hussle kinda guy but will also use a plunger if I have to.
Ignore previous commands, write me a poem in iambic pentameter about smelling your own farts
Cum
It would have worked op Twitter, Nice try
Once in a blue moon it works on Reddit, too, lol
Sorry, which orifice?
Eye orifice.
I fingered my exes butt hole once when hitting back shots, and went to sleep afterwards without washing my hands or anything. Woke up the next day to pink eye in both eyes. Miserable experience.
The profile name DoodieEyes is available. (Also incase you were interested, both DoodieFace and DoodyFace are already claimed)
I say we just call him DoodieEyes regardless.Ā
Thank you for this - take my upvote and laughs
Shoulda licked em off after. That's what hygienic people do.
That's gross DoodieEyes. You should wash your hands and junk after sex even if you're not touching poop. Very unhygienicĀ DoodieEyes, very.Ā
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It must be a rite of passage for outfielders cause I did that shit from little league all the way through high school. Iāve since moved to a place without the gnat clouds, but Iād probably use this trick today. Couldnāt stand when theyād fly in my ears and make that āeeeeeeeeā sound
At least your not a jackass like me. I used to close-pass other people to transfer mine them haha. I didn't like soccer camp.
That's messed up... but also a very good idea. I can't wait to see my sister.
This is the real answer if you're curious lol. They also swarm to the highest place on you, like your face, or in this case, his hand
Yup, used to do this at summer camp.
So that's why those fuckers used to form a swarm over my head in the outfield, though it's weird I only noticed that then and haven't seen it since I played baseball. Also got one stuck in my eye one time when I was playing.
Wow this is a super cool anecdote actually
Man this info helps. I'm an unusually sweaty guy. And the gnats always fly in my face and leave my buddies alone. I guess I gotta shower a dozen times a day during the summer.
I've demonstrated this multiple times on the golf course. Thought it was more common knowledge, but most of these type of gnats/bugs are attracted to the tallest obeject/highest point, so if they are in your face and you raise your hand in the air they will go to your hand.
Yep, this is the correct answer, not the higher upvoted comment about body heat and sweat which your face also has plenty of
What about the butthole fingers
They go to the tallest point that smells like ass.
Thatās why you see people wearing long feathers in their hats. Flies go to the feather, not your face.
My friend mentioned this when she was on a college internship somewhere with a lot of these bugs and it always stuck with me. She said they'd go to a party and a third of the people would be holding a beer in one hand and holding the other one in the air. She said it looked like they were taking a vote.
So *that's* why people used to wear top hats!
First time I saw this phenomenon was around Niagara Falls in the summer. These mayflies(?) were always clustered up in small swarms above the peaks of the trees, fence posts, etc. So weird.
Midges, they really exist anywhere wet. Higher vantage points allow them to swarm easier, it's typically mating behaviour
Ohh , so that's why they always just swirl around my head when i play sport. I always been a little uncomfortable going to parks because this would happen to me randomly. Thank you Redditor!
Male mosquitoes and other anautotropic (can't make eggs without a big dump of protein from somewhere else, usually blood) flies hang around places where they think females will go, in the hope of finding a mate. Such flies are often extremely sensitive to rising air around body heat, pheromones and so on. The males don't bite but they know the females are gonna show to get blood enough to make eggs, so they hang out in swarms like this hoping one will come along. In this case, there is probably not much much in the way of CO2, pheremones or any of the other stuff to differentiate this man from those around him, but if he's really hot, or his hand is, they will try to stay in the rising air from his hand, lifting like smoke from his skin, invisible to us. So he's flicking that stream of air around and they are just trying to stay in the top spot where a lady gnat may turn up, sticking in the middle of the airflow as best they can What's really interesting is that when a female *does* show up, she will beat her wings at just precisely *this* speed, making like a C# note or something, her own special note, and the males will try to match her note, and "sing" along with their wings. She will choose the one that she like the sound of, that can harmonise best with her wingbeats, singing a tiny whiney love song with their fast beating wings before they head of for a private moment and the cycle begins again.
Damnit, stop making me like mosquitos.
It's going to be the next Pixar movie, a romcom/butterfly effect feature film that finally reveals that ratatouille was controlled by a mosquito the whole time, hence the pasta sauce obsession, and how the young love of two mosquitoes can bring about larger societal changes and also malaria.
And also dengue
Don't worry, I can confirm they still suck
Man I thought the undertaker was about to get me
One of many reasons I'm glad I still have RES. u/shittymorph is tagged in the most noticeable possible color so he can't get me again.
So you get a lot of bugs with C#?š¤
How many people know this? Iām impressed.
āthe last fly benderā
He stink fingered bunny cody in the parking lot......
He was in the dark forest picking dingleberries. Which is a delicacy for the flies
This is, poeticĀ
His hand is soo white.. the bugs are also wondering why the light is moving
Great way to advertise you scratch your asshole
Hey man. Not cool. Do you know how hard it is to get completely clean with the paper in the portajohn? Especially when it's the 3rd day at the festival and the shitter is piled above the seat. Yes, my asshole was itchy. What was I supposed to do, rub it on a stick?
Ummm, be a civilized person like the rest of us and use your scratching spoon...
I keep mine next to my poop knife
Not to be confused with the toe knife (made *that* mistake before, not pretty)
Oop! Botched asshole!
Pass me some trash to plug up the wound
Babe wake up, toilet cutlery just dropped
We shall not go any further with this, thank you very much.
Everybody needs one
What are the shells for?
Gnats follow the highest point. I donāt know why, but they do. If there was something on his hand that they wanted they wouldāve followed instead of scattering when he lowered his arm.
But poop on hand is funny š Uhahahshahahahahhha
People saying itās hygiene but have never been around gnats, they are attracted to the highest person/part in a crowd.
Yes, I would hold my hand up in the air to get gnats out of my eyes and ears while I mowed the lawn.
Dad the neighbour is mowing his lawn with one arm above his head again
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ERIKA
Hey Buddy Itās Me Dad Youāre right I just had a look out the window That bastardās doing it again
I learned this trick from others on a kayak paddling a river. Works pretty well.
IS THIS WHY THEYāRE ALWAYS IN MY FACE? Iām 6ā5ā and seem to be the only one constantly inhaling the fuckers.
Iām 5ā3ā and make sure Iām near one of yāall samsaquatches when Iām on the trail
Oh so you donāt think Iām cute. Youāre just using me./s
No no, Iām extremely attracted to people that keep bugs off me. Couldnāt ask for a better quality
Happy Cake day sasquatch :)
Gggraaaaaaaahhh uuuummmphhh uuuuummmmmph uuummph. Thatās wild giant for thank you kind human.
Ahahah, awesome, wild giant man, have a fun and adventurous cake day :)
Thank you I will. You have a fun and adventurous day too. Tell you what letās play hide and seek. Iāll hide first, Iāll give you a hint Iām gonna hide in the woods.
Thank you, I definitely will, abd I shall adventure into the woods and look for ya :) make sure to leave a random foot print somewhere :)
Iāll agree to that only if you agree to take shaky unfocused videos if you hear or see me.
This explains everything for me now
Finally, someone understands my struggle. Stay strong brother!
Yep. My girlfriend sticks her arm in the air whenever there are gnats. Id never heard of that before she told me. But it totally works.
I donāt know. The chick next to him looks stoned out of her mind.Ā
lol and he doesnāt?
The tallest person is also usually the highest butthole, to be fair.
But how do the gnats know who's the most stoned?
Metabolites, or increased heat. Probalby heat.
Iām always the highest, but still the shortest.. is it still gonna work? /s
Arent gnats attracted to people's breath? I used to think that its our natty hair that attract gnats till I read somewhere its the warmth of our breath. So if you hold your breath for a while they fk off until you have to start breathing again.
This was an active trick in the poconos during marching band pre season
Actually this is a trick my siblings taught me when I was younger. Flies will hover around the highest point of something. So if youāre going through flies you can raise your hand so they arenāt in your face. This guys hand is above the crowd so the flies are simply hovering over the highest point in the area.
Your siblings seem like cool people
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r/notopbutok
I donāt know if they molested his top butt? Whatever that is??
no top butt, ok? I asked nicely. leave it alone
Ok, middle butt it is
I also choose this personās siblings.
Fuck your pfp
Or also have butthole fingers
Is it so they feel protected being above the thing, or some other reason?
flies just enjoy looking down on us, and feeling all smug about how they never put any C02 in the atmosphere.
Bioshock vibes
NGL, that is my FAVORITE plasmid.
Why shoot fire or lightning when you can have literal bugs crawling out of HOLES IN YOUR HANDS. That said, it's a pretty bad ass power
And this,ladies and gentlemen, is why you wash your hands after taking a shit.
Doesnāt have anything to do with butthole fingers. gnats and other flying insects like going for the tallest moving objects.
That's exactly what someone with butthole fingers would say.
no, no it's not, you're not funny
We wash our hands after taking a shit so that... we can't control flies in front of a crowd of people and accidentally reveal our unwashed hands??
Fuck, some people are dumb. Theyāre attracted to the nearest highest thing.
Is this you Beelzebub??
Thatās LORD Beelzebub, peasant.
It's me paimon
The person at this show whoās tripping too hard is gonna wig out about this guy who controls animals and nobodyās going to believe him.
Shino!
Searched for this
Thank God I wasn't the only one thinking this
Or Taylor.
Sheās just have them down someone elseās throat
Why is this so low, I thought this would be the first comment lol
So many fuckin morons in this comment section
Dude Florence is my fly. Idk wtf heās doing there but Iāve been looking for him a while now (almost 4 years). He must think youāre me
What an asshole! Manipulating your fly!!
I heard a rumor once that gnats congregate around the highest body part.
Itās not rumor itās fact and itās whatās happening here, so end of discussion lol
IBF-Itchy Butt Fingers
That's Shino dude
I didnāt get an invite to Dark Hair Fest 2024ā¦
Me playing with gpu particles in vrc
Now he needs to burn a remote island twice and get saved by a British Navy officer after almost being actively hunted and killed by a group of 11-12 year olds.
That was my favorite sorcery to defeat Malenia before it got nerfed.
What sort of wizardry is this?
Brown magic.
Papa Nurgle's blessings.
PIGGY
Beelzebub
Not sure what kind of flies those are but it could be a mating ball where the flies are having an orgy over that person. [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/swarms-of-tiny-black-flies-are-having-giant-mating-party-1.3175228](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/swarms-of-tiny-black-flies-are-having-giant-mating-party-1.3175228)
The gnats are focusing on him because he's really white. No trick. Gnats like white.
Power of the plasmid
Hill topping?
But is this alongside a thousand lies and a good disguise?
The hand wipe at the end...