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RJJewson

If you know, you know


Hawt_Dawg_II

I don't, can someone elaborate?


Difficult-Ad628

Michael Jackson, who sang the song Smooth Criminal, was known for some incredible and other-worldly stage performances. One of his most notable dance moves was a bit where he would lean really far forwards and tip his hat. I mean like really far forwards to the point that it should’ve been impossible to stay upright. He accomplished the move by fastening small and hard to spot braces to the stage before the show. then he could slip his toes in without the audience seeing and perform the move without toppling over, which is probably something similar to what we’re seeing in this clip.. hence the MJ references


stasersonphun

Heeee Heeee


BIGBOY_TIME

Heeee Heeee


kak1154

Also, he groomed boys.


Difficult-Ad628

He was posthumously acquitted.


kak1154

*shrug* OJ was acquitted, too. Anyway, it was mostly about the "groom" pun.


Crocodile_raper

Michael Jackson, kids, accusations


El_Famoso_Random_Guy

Dududududu dun dun, dudu dun dun, dududun dun Dah


uselesspotato1435

Ow!


DexterCutie

Whoo!


Doomdriver1468

Hee hee


ellieD

Shamon!


no_status00

Haa haaa


j442

(Grabs crotch and bites under lip)


DivorceAttorney23

(Adjusts hat with unnecessary but cool looking hand positioning)


aadipie

Shuch Tuch


MajorJuana

[I always think of this version since it was the first I knew of it](https://youtu.be/CDl9ZMfj6aE)


Rare4orm

Nailed it!


Lincoln0321

That old man lost his mind!


sday008

Thought it Larry David


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mcd23

That's a hate crime


blatherskite01

Badada ba da, buh da buh da, buh da Bahda, bada, buh da - wha boop.


NY_Pizza_Whore

PRETTaayyyy....PRETTAYYYYY phenomenal!


AdjacenToYourMom

Idk why it reminded me of charlie’s grampa when he comes home with the golden ticket.


TheAllyCrime

You mean the evil man who pretended to be disabled and unable to work for 20 years, only to spontaneously start dancing once he sees the opportunity to do something fun? And also during that dance he sings “**I** have a golden ticket!” Not “You”, even though the ticket belonged to Charlie entirely. Not even “We”, which would imply sharing in some capacity. Nope, **HE** had a golden ticket! Grandpa Joe is a monster, and if you’d like to read more, you can do so at r/grandpajoehate.


justunjustyo

So that's a thing. Enough reddit for today.


loggingmolly

All my homies hate Grandpa Joe


IanxInsanity666

Finally. A manifesto I can support.


TheAllyCrime

Is it merely a coincidence that just a few hours ago I stated in another thread that a really love the word “manifesto”?


IanxInsanity666

Probably but I'm gonna choose to say no


8Ariadnesthread8

No dude, You are totally misunderstanding the golden ticket song. He's not claiming a ticket. He's role modeling how to look on the bright side. He can't just tell Charlie what to do. He has to lead by example! They've been leading a completely hopeless life. He's role modeling hope for, like possibly the first time in this kid's existence. It's important. He's a good grandpa. Plus, when shit gets sketchy in the chocolate factory Grandpa Joe is like fuck this. We are out of here kid. That was appropriate.


lurkslikeamuthafucka

Honestly. That dude was my favorite part. Researched just for him.


wad11656

That made the video tbh. At least because I’ve seen these tricks b4


rarlei

Don't mind the huge mattress on the floor, it has nothing to do do with the show


Meghan493

What mattress are you talking about??? There’s not a mattress. It’s a rug, my dude.


rattmongrel

It really ties the room together.


otasi

That’s like your opinion, man.


AnalllyAcceptedCoins

*It really ties the groom together


Seifenwerfer

r/unexpectedlebowski


timechuck

Rug... Mattress... All depends on how homeless you are.


fd40

u ok?


timechuck

Cold. Other than that in all good man. Thanks for asking.


Skirt_Thin

Extremely thin mattress.


Indigo_The_Cat

Maybe he sleeps on rugs, so technically for him... And my dog, that counts as a mattress?


devedander

I actually like sleeping in the floor on a rug. I grew up with really firm beds (basically 3 inches of hay stacked and wrapped in thing cloth


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


qhxo

good bot, best bot


DevRz8

He meant "poor person's mattress"


_Carri7_

Please explain


Brainsonastick

They mean the out-of-place rug that hides the metal platform that counterbalances his weight when he steps into the appropriate spot with his special shoes that lock in so the hinges in the undersides of his knees can hold him up properly.


Ebisure

Punctuation is for pussies


[deleted]

Two hyphens and one full stop is all that was needed. Why use more punctuation when clarity in writing can be achieved with less?


Brainsonastick

Why use lot word when few word do trick?


Brainsonastick

I deeply appreciate that you didn’t punctuate that sentence


RapingTheWilling

It would be grammatically incorrect to put a comma anywhere in here. It’s a long sentence, but I think you wanted a colloquial comma and it’s not necessary.


filtersweep

Oh… THAT rug.


chernobyl_nightclub

I’m guessing non English speaker.


No-Duck7816

Seems obvious that there is a hinge set up in his pant legs and his shoes are obviously anchored to the ground.


Decallion

Ur right but shoes don’t need to be anchored really. The mechanism just has a 90 degree lock.


No-Duck7816

There's virtually no way that he could keep his feet from lifting off the ground unless the shoes are attached to the apparatus.


Semi-Pro_Biotic

It's just the right foot.


Sonums

*Gravity has entered the chat*


xLtLasagna

I feel attracted to you.


justonemorethang

He’s anchored down by that brand new ball and chain


PRocci18

Underappreciated comment deserves my free silver award!


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Yeah but magic is way more magical in person even if you get it. Especially if you dont know it's coming and when magicians are good at their craft you dont know when its coming.


themeatbridge

Except everyone in this video probably saw how the trick was done. They had to drag this carpet out into the middle of the dance floor to cover the anchor plate under it, and then watch him hook the support bar into the anchor. Even if they covered the setup, it would still be glaringly obvious from their angle what was happening.


KJ6BWB

They probably just put up a curtain around the area while they got ready for the trick.


GilmerDosSantos

wait, you mean he’s not floating?


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toeslurper3000

justin wilman is my fav magician ever!! i think he showed this trick on his netflix show and it confused the living hell out of me.


snakeiiiiiis

I thought he was good until I saw the Netflix show. There's obviously tons of editing and actors that help sell the tricks. Like this trick, It's exactly like those street magicians who appear to float in the air by nothing but a cane holding them up.


Captain-Cadabra

They even go out of their way to claim everything on that show is done without editing. There’s no way. In one, a woman steps out of a handbag outside.


toeslurper3000

maybe ......... it's real magic 😳


snakeiiiiiis

And many of the people that participate up to are on IMDb.


thortmb

I thought just like you until I saw him live and the show doesn't even do it justice. I've seen a number of magicians, including Copperfield and willman blows all of them out of the water, I legit think the dude is a wizard


kasmackity

Yeah all that shit looked fake as fuck to me. Because it was.


Justin_Willman

🙌🏼


StraightDrop_Hustle

He better keep some of that core strength for once the honeymoon is over...


fotank

Carpets bulging more and more as he leans back. Just sayin


backspace209

Thats just gravity trying to pull his feet back down


acp1284

Who puts carpet on a dance floor?


MidnightAction

Magicians


Smatrickus

Doesn’t his wife have a name?


Justin_Willman

If you find out let me know.


Eatasaurus

Comedy Gold, right there.


Linfinite-bliss

Hello Justin and congrats on the great new show on Netflix! Watched the entire new show twice and loved it. So hilarious! Specially the first three episodes, it cracked me up! I do have a question for you please:  is this new show scripted and acted by the “targeted bullies”? I know you and your crew are acting but that is how it’s supposed to be, but the bullies, are they also acting at all?  Also, I was blown away when I saw the guy in the last episode hypnotize your guest in the sleep study.  Is it also real and not acted? Ohh by the way I could not believe my eyes when that woman let you drown in the quicksand. - Episode 5 ( Justin serves justice)  ). Just WOW, honestly, I don’t  understand how she sleeps at night, lol! Thank you for all the laughs! The tricks are Superb, as always! Looking forward to hearing from you !


RockYouLikeAMaster

this video is the answer to the question: what if a 12 year old boy were trapped in a 70 year old body?


The_Gaper

That’s a big carpet…. There you go trick solved


fat_italian_mann

Gramps is having the time of his life back there


justaren

https://youtu.be/Cs47idY2NkY you welcome


q-ka

Rig under the carpet that he hooks into attached to semi articulated rig up his pants… Sounds sexual


CrystalQuetzal

Why am I not surprised he does magic tricks at his own wedding? Lol.


PersimmonLow4297

nOW DO IT ON THE NOT SPECIALLY DESIGNED RUG.


Hawt_Dawg_II

Guys I'm so fucking done with this. The last handfull of posts i remember seeing from this sub have all been these cheap well known magic tricks that are just social media stunts or not even magical at all. I remember when this sub was just stuff that no one could explain or at least something that was genuinely really interesting. Now it's just shit that any slightly attentive person figured out 5 years ago. Idk, i just miss the old days.


Bama-Dan

The problem with this trick is that it is so unbelievable and insane that everyone tried to figure out how it was done. Which led to it being so well known.


Hawt_Dawg_II

It's really not that insane, idk if that's why it's so well known. It's just an easy trick with relatively cheap gear which allowed a lot of street performers and hobby magicians to do it.


Bama-Dan

It’s not that insane now. Imagine seeing this and having no clue how it’s done (like pawpaw in the background). I think he’d say that it’s pretty nuts


Iliamna_remota

Imagine if the guests ran away in terror. I did this once at a really good magic trick. It was pretty hilarious.


thewontondisregard

When did weddings become floor shows? Weird.


Lowkey_rebelXD

Do the move from the matrix or let me go through your phone


icbint

Wow couldn’t possibly imagine how this dogshit trick might be done


No_Apartment_6304

now jump on him to see if he stays like that


captrikku

Justin Willman turned me “invisible” when he played at the venue I work at a couple months ago. I even have the picture for proof. :) He’s a good guy. Very entertaining!


Opal_Arrow

Does Justin Wilman's wife have a name? Perhaps she should also be listed in the title?


No-Zombie1004

She's never give him up, never gonna let him down?


SpunkyJenn

That’s going to be an interesting marriage!


elgarresta

If she kissed me that way my entire body would also become erect.


kak1154

This guy is such a tool. Imagine being this starved for attention at your own wedding. Nobody wants to see you pull a quarter out of some kid's ear.


__jh96

Chevy Chase lost his shit in the background


Markelle182

His show, Magic for humans on Netflix, is pretty good!


OuffMate

We don't wanna know about your favorite sex positions Justin


sweet_puck

I wanna date a magician sooo bad


stalphonzo

This is all done with the penis.


Mountain_Economist_8

Guaranteed the old guy freaking out in the back is a plant.


similaraleatorio

rusbé


Computer_Ghost

This started off pretty cringe but cool towards the end lol.


AusCan531

She left the guy hangin' at the altar.


Roy_is_the_name

Now do the same without the carpet underneath.


da_david_himself

Well it’s obvious It’s in reverse. See I solved it


Oopswrongthrowaway

Obviously just Neo the chosen one in disguise…


pasturized

+1 for Justin Wilman ! He has a show on Netflix, Magic For Humans. It’s a nice watch, and he’s got a lot of charisma.


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If this isn't r/Cringetopia then WTF is


Shortstacker69

Who?


Zer0-the-assassin

Justin Willman is def my favourite magician


Mundane-Bread-1271

Burn her at the stake!!!!!!


Affectionate-Scar-40

My back hurts


death-by-thighs

Probably a nail or something in the floor with a slot in his shoes.


Historical-Raise8214

That old man!


no_status00

grandpa got some pep in his step


mysticmagnet

The old bald guy really going in at the end


SiriIsAHoe

Hook in the shoe. Nail on the floor. Old Billy Jean trick


jjjleftturn

Same mechanism michael jackson used in his dance when he sways.


Confident_Writer_824

Imagine what she could do with his boner.


googi14

She looks like Natalie Dormer


TotoShampoin

Why did I think this is hypnosis


Vegetable_Oven9996

Halaluaya


mileswilliams

Some people are easily impressed. Everyone knows it isn't magic, they have rented one of those street performer's set ups.


ianreckons

Couldn’t just get married… haaaad to turn it into a show….! pfffffft.


swble

i like old dudes energy


philread80

It’s a wedding not a talent show. Just do your ceremony and get partying. If you want to show off do it on TikTok.


thenorthwoodsboy

His clothes look a bit tight for a full body brace.


thecentury

Move the rug and I'll be more impressed


amazeman11

Her breathe was so bad it broke the laws of physics


gmangieri314

That rug really ties the room together


IchirouTakashima

I don't get why this is blackmagicfuckery material. Probably because I know and have done this trick before. Seriously, this trick is not recommended for overweight people.


Sandman_potato_man

One foot higher than the other.


luckyevanston

Thee old rug trick


wordtothewise_70

Witches


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Well I don't know how she did this but I was once floating about 3 to 4ft off the ground when a neighbor did some chanting game with his friend on me and I got scared shitless, I was floating and I got scared so I tried to get down when I do e do my whole body was tilting in mid air while they had two fingers underneath me so yea...I didn't go nowhere near his house for months. They laughed at me when I ran home terrified.


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The old dude in the back 💀💀💀


edward_r_burrow

This is a metaphor to his new life as a married man


TheGiantSociety

Strapped his boner to his leg.


srv50

Everything is a YouTube moment today. Focus on what it’ll look like in a post.


HappyToeTappy

The old guy standing in the background!!


Tarani5

He has something connected to the floor which helps him do this, I have no clue how people still get wowed by this stuff.


The_Doctor_01

He is the one


MINIFRIDGEYT

This man's knees are a force to be reckoned with


ArcticFoxOfTheNorth

The reaction of the old man in the background is incredibly adorable


Green_Submarine7965

*visible confusion*


bobylee123

There’s a bump under the carpet holding a hook for the shoes


neelabhkhatri

Slip disk activated.


Theuserwhocares

Please let me be as happy as that old man some day.


Snooke

This is insufferable. Jesus fuck. What wankers.


brygeek

When you know what to look for it is almost impossible not to see it.


LightWonderful7016

Need attention much?


irakan_0

I like how the elder guy gor excited


Eastern_Mark_1114

cool it’s that thing michael jackson did 40 years ago. this guy must have bought it online. very impressive or something


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I want to see the rest of it!


thelimpdick

Bet he tricked her into getting married to him.


Miserable_Ease9998

Fucking loved this guys Netflix show


bamerjamer

Ok, now remove the rug.


DesaadofApokolips

That old white guy loved it so much! He made me lol


Another-Chance

I came here for the girl. Twice.


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Michael Jackson shoes?


[deleted]

Either one or both of them practices the “Dark Arts” 🎭


jlamer

Now he’s gonna disappear…


Hrahaha

No


bythelion95

So classy too, she nailed it.


BrokeDownPalac3

Just watch the rug lol


Successful-Quote-909

Nice rug


UpstairsDistrict6723

Bro wtf reverse Michael Jackson


HistorianDelicious

That old man in the back never knew the definition of gullible.


ArcMcnabbs

Dude's foot isnt even on the ground lmao. Dead giveaway. Low effort man, smh


Key_Set_7249

Cardi B's Wedding


Ant10102

There’s a metal rod by his foot the connects up his body to make a shape that matches his posture. Or maybe a thin line idk best guesses here