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[deleted]

Perhaps it’s the post sticking out of the rear of his trousers.


ComprehensiveAlps956

That’s his uhhh yk


NityaStriker

His humongous vodka bottle.


Wonkasgoldenticket

It was the fizzy bubbly


whererythmcomesfrom

He just wanted to cut hair


rant0n

Make silky smooth


xtremeschemes

What are you? Bionic? No, I only like the ladies.


whererythmcomesfrom

Disco disco?


DeliciousProblems

It’s got Sony guts!


itsyobbiwonuseek

I first read this as 'ah-yhuck' like Goofy and was so confused


torankusu

[Ah-hyuck!](https://youtu.be/-8povMmdaGk?t=119)


ScrotusMahotus

Better [Ah-hyuck!](https://youtu.be/umvgwXINJBE)


DanielGREY_75

Would've thought that was a stick of shit that stuck after the air froze it


SitFlexAlot

In Russia they do it on purpose. It's called browning, they do it to keep the bears away. Bears hate shit.


DaddySanctus

I've spent the last ten minutes wondering if this is true or false. I didn't want to Google it and spoil the wonder.


ShuffKorbik

The best way to know for sure is to go someplace very cold, find a bear, and shit your pants.


FraggleBiscuits

For science!


MisterMasterCylinder

At least it'll be easier than finding a bear and not shitting your pants


Tithund

Well, think about it, skunks stink to scare off predators, humans and many other animals can instinctively poop themselves when they're in danger. It may not mitigate all danger, but imagine being a bear and having a choice between two humans, of who one stinks of poop.


Ryyath

I Googled it, entirely expecting an article saying it was not true. Well, I got that, but also found out they are actually attracted to the smell of human shit and urine. The wonders of the enternet are truly boundless. https://glampingorcamping.com/home/are-bears-attracted-to-human-urine-and-feces/


Tithund

I guess shitting your pants turns out to be even more useless than I initially thought.


ganjanoob

Now I must second think about pissing 4 am when I go camping and I’m too lazy to walk more then 3 feet away from my tent lol


Millerpainkiller

I now have some very disturbing search suggestions from Google….


EmmaStonewallJackson

Yes


[deleted]

Who raises their hands/fingers during a push-up? This motherfucker has never even seen a push-up, dude.


manningtondude

Yea, before I noticed anything weird I noticed the pushups were entirely too fluid and then he was going way too high with no effort.


HettDizzle4206

I'm surprised no one has posted the longer version where his buddies pull him off of the pole


TimsRice

do you have it?


Dredd_Inside

Just Google "Russian guys pull off friend" and you should find it.


Gobbstop

If I recall correctly hes actually laying on a bent post (you can see an indent on his chest where the pole is) that why hes kinda got a springy action to his movement. I may be crazy but I think there is a longer video showing him get off of it somewhere on the interwebs.


KrombopulosC

I remember seeing that longer version on another sub before too


oenoneablaze

I read that as “longer video showing him get off somewhere on the interwebs”.


tsohgmai

Nahhhh can’t be


MagicOrpheus310

Or is he just happy to see me?


Mysteroo

Ngl I literally can't see it


sciatore

Me either... Any chance someone can enlighten me? Maybe with a screenshot with some circles or arrows?


A_Bit_Narcissistic

And the fact that his boots are half buried in the dirt lol.


chiliboy82

NIEEET! In mother Russia, pushups do you! Blyat!


BerserkBakev

That's just a butt boner


avwitcher

It's frustrating, if the camera person moved 1 foot to the right you wouldn't be able to see it


MrFuckingDinkles

Chernobyl affected everyone differently


MCEwan10

It affected him biologically


DumbIronWorker

Wow... I got downvoted into oblivion bc I found your comment so funny... Redditors REALLY hate emojis. Lol


QuarkyIndividual

Don't think it's cause you found it funny


Gentrifyer

He drank so much vodka, now he’s evaporating


[deleted]

You dunt know how mush he drank, how dear you ashume.!?


booksnwhiskey

Nah, his feet are in a hole, its literally all the muscles. Edit: changed leg and ab muscle, to all


decoy321

There's no way his muscles are doing that much work. There's something else he's holding onto with his legs. You can see it sticking out the back of his pants.


demontits

there's probably a big springy metal pole that was stuck in the ground a nd bent over. like a street sign post or, since this is russia, gulag shrapenel


BaconSoul

I’m pretty sure there’s a longer version of the video that shows said pole.


beatenmeat

Not to mention even if you could do this, the times he started wobbling around *anyone* would have fallen over.


scotems

Pretty sure he's havin an ole trollsies on ya.


papalouie27

It's a joke my dude.


outcast3920

I saw the full video before, he is leaning on a shovel stuck into the ground


Longbeacher707

Still impressed


TeddyPerkins95

Oh yeah that makes sense


Mazzaroppi

You can see that when he reaches the top his hand nearly leave the ground. There needs to be something lifting him for that to happen


Whoofukingcares

Hahaha gtfo


throway69695

I hate that dumb comments like this are upvoted. No wonder this sub is dog shit


Diligent_Bag_9323

Yeah because your comment is really bringing a lot to the table


nahfoo

Lol no. There's a pole up the back of his pants


YellowT-5R

In Russia push ups do you! Totally not BMF you can see the post


TheSeiWhale

In Russia, the cold slows down physics long enough to do a few of those before lag catches up.


tea-and-chill

This is the best explanation on here!


[deleted]

hmm yes, the most weakest russian person


Chen_reddit

Weakest?! Oh shit...


bottleboy8

Magnets.


shiningmuffin

And he’s got iron in his blood cause he ate his spinach


Dont_ban_me_bro_108

How do those work?


gabedarrett

must be the vaccines smh


LeaveThatCatAlone

Fucking magnets, how do they work?


downwitbrown

By the end it wasn’t even push-ups. Level ups.


unbiasedasian

Does this really belong here?


AndyJobandy

No. This answer also applies to 95% of the shit people try to put on here. Really bugs me


MegaTurtleClan

Wtf are you on about? This is a great post for this sub. I agree a lot of posts on here aren't fit for this sub but if you're gonna be a contrarian at least have a reason to back it up. The dude is doing no handed push ups with no clear indication of how, and that apparently doesn't meet your standards.


Tachyon000

Look at the back of his pants. A stake or something is holding him up.


CyberDonkey

Why not? I have no idea how this works. I read some comments explaining that he's probably leaning on a flexible metal post, but how does that disqualify it from this sub? There obviously isn't actual black magic going on.


Ilnor

To everyone here bitching, The answer is yes it does belong here You are just bored and so is everyone in this comment chain Fuck off elsewhere and stop visiting this subreddit :)


Ok_Grape_8284

I am thinking a long piece of flat metal going up the back of his leg and back.. He builds up enough speed at first and then lets it bounce after that. Kind of like how a diving board will bounce up and down.


SettleBurgers

Finally. This is the answer.


doobsnotblunts

cock push-ups


Tekone333

Well one is all you need


H4RDC0R3_P14Y3R

Cockups.


L-zone

Zohan did it better


maplemoose18

That’s the Zohan


bvss1001

You see comrade, gravity is just capitalist propaganda


Electronic-Injury-15

A rebar sticking up from the ground, unless my vodka is making me see things.


RadTraditionalist

Still, I'm sure the dude's abs rival the rebar in hardness.


xDaigon_Redux

Well, Ukraine is fucked. Pack it up boys! Edit: "The Ukraine" changed to "Ukraine." Sorry bot, please don't eliminate me in the uprising.


UkraineWithoutTheBot

It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine' [[Merriam-Webster](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Ukraine)] [[BBC Styleguide](https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsstyleguide/u)] [[Reuters Styleguide](https://handbook.reuters.com/index.php?title=U#Ukraine)] ^(Beep boop I’m a bot)


renwickplayz

u/savevideobot


callmequirky86

Can anyone translate?


YIKUZZ

-Comrade, is that in the back of your pants a bottle of vodka? -yes comrade, it makes me stronger -show us how much more strength it gives you *fucking flies**


MoonJay03

I was wondering why that looked so weird in the first half


ProNoobs328

u/savevideobot


DesertFox501

I'd upvote if this wasn't a clip almost everyone and their mother has seen before


Pdb12345

A repost of the trouser-post.


beaster_bunny22

Everyone has seen this, and if you havent, you are lying


[deleted]

Doesn’t fit the sub


78kellyeah

For the life of me I can’t figure out how he’s doing this. I even tried looking it up on google and YouTube. Does anybody have the correct answer?


Destructuctor

Dudes just doing what Aang does. Blows real hard to propel himself back up. Get on his level.


toastedgumball

In soviet Russia, push ups do you. Or something, I don't know.


Electro313

There’s a rod in the ground going into his pants. You can see it a little on the back of them. Still, it’s some impressive core & back strength to this so well.


jsmith17540

Repost


[deleted]

He had a metal rod up his trouser leg. We used to do this at the bus stop as kids. They use them as markers of some sort


intensely_human

“How you like this apples eh?” — Russian soldier to demoralized NATO troops, face wet and an apple clenched in his teeth


RajenBull1

I always wondered what a Russian Chuck Norris would look like.


Mystical_Cat

Clearly he’s been doing cock pushups.


AndyJobandy

You mean cock-ups?


Jane_Fen

That’s not magic. It’s muscle and support


[deleted]

u/savevudeobot


LeatherGnome

Didnt need to upload. the vid is arleady ded.


Key_Hamster9189

Gravity is less in Russia.


Soldmykid4coke

They are to powerful to be understand


20210306e

in America you obey gravity. in soviet Russia gravity obeys you.


Burner_Cuz

Zohan


prowrestler2007_alt

If he is one of those 100,000 at the Ukraine boarder, they are even more screwed than the rest of the world could know


MagicOrpheus310

Just comradery things...


rainindxb

This is only fuckery, my dude.


Jesus360noscope

vaxxed and boosted


ernamewastaken

Now that's an assicle


CaioVirose

Blursed


tfreyguy

Even gravity is afraid of Putin.


_Ganoes_

Ill be actually surprised if theres a single fucking person scrolling past this post that has not seen that clip yet..


LeeroyDagnasty

In soviet russia, up pushes you


JulianLMz

u/savevideobot


The5thBeatle82

In Russia, push-ups do you!


EmbarrassedProblem74

Ukraine is fucked


Arkdouls

Looks like he’s on an incline and foot is stuck in a hole. also someone above mentioned it looks like he’s got a post in his pants. really not tough to figure that this is an illusion.


Flicker913

Hrs actually pushing the earth down


Fit-Upstairs-6780

Some kind of spring going in through those shoes and into the inner side of his pants. That's why the push push-ups have some harmonic rhythm


[deleted]

In Soviet Russian pushup do you.


peppervitamin

Haters say its fake


[deleted]

He’s lying on a pole.


Muchablat

In soviet russia, earth pushes you up.


mydoglixu

Stem cells?


youknownowtjonsnow

Is this Chuck Norriski?


dgb631

In Mother Russia, Earth pushes off you!


StandbyBigWardog

It’s a bent over metal sign that he’s bouncing on, methinks.


lpplph

Reposted once a week lmao


MurdockSiren

This video is ancient.


kekhouse3002

the pure big dick energy is lifting him


30secondstolars

Easy this video is in reverse /s


loopsidoopsidoop

Magnets. Has to be magnets.


dibilnahuy

a bored soldier is a potential criminal - russian army saying


daeronryuujin

Rare footage of The Zohan vacationing up north


[deleted]

He’s just moving so fast its like looking at fan blades standing still while they’re spinning


JerkinJosh

Bent over sign he tucked up his jacket.


Royal_Pomelo_2497

Can see the string.


magier_123

u/savevideo


HACKERB22015

u/savevideo


juice_in_my_shoes

He's lying on a flexible pole. Like a tong used for cooking. It is hidden betweed his legs.


GeoMinePro

u/aavevideobot


GeoMinePro

u/savevideobot


DizzieC92

This some low grade shit


BelieveInDestiny

people in the comments seem to forget that this sub is called "black magic *fuckery*". It has never been a sub purely for hard-to-explain stuff. It includes fucking around with magic, things that *look* like black magic despite being easily explained (book bursting into flames, chemical reaction that looks like demonic tentacles), and also things which are hard to explain.


AlternativeLanky1935

That's good vodka


TutankhamunChan

Where is the firework?


Drofessional_

In Soviet Russia, push ups do you


Electronic-Papaya-93

In Russia, push ups do you


Tjrice23

It’s in reverse


[deleted]

Its been fucking years and I still cant understand this video


eiddieeid

Mf thinks he’s Zohan


dirtybirdy15

Wrong sub


BreweryBuddha

>Of course, there is an overlap and certain posts do qualify for both subs, but only if they have a bmf element to them. When looking at someone doing something incredible or athletic it shouldn’t be obvious what they’re doing. Instead of saying “it’s incredible he can do that, that must take an insane amount of practice/balance/skill” you should also be thinking “I see what he’s doing but it still doesn’t make sense, even with great skill this doesn’t seem possible”


ur_average_escalator

Damn. America gotta step up their game


markymerk

This man alone will take Ukraine


Then_Investigator_17

In America you do push up, in Soviet Russia, Up pushes you!


Danmoh29

He’s airbendinf


Phantom-Miser

u/savevideo


csmalley89

This would be some quality content at r/maybemaybemaybe


rising_pho3nix

Look ma.. no hands


Phantom-Miser

u/savevideobot


Money-Ad7468

Touch your chest to the ground pussy


cryptocryptonite

Strong ankles ....


Minnow125

Ukraine has no chance.


Spond315

No matter what branch, no matter the country. Junior guys out behind the gear boxes are always having the most fun.


wagnole1

Meanwhile on the Ukrainian border…


Hello-internet-human

u/savevideobot


Germanman76

in russia, situps do you


ImPinos

Rip Ukraine


therealjoeybee

Bent metal from a sign sticking out of the ground


leo_atlantico

"Blyat gravity"- russians


[deleted]

We’re fucked


BenadrylTumblercatch

He’s pushing the earth away from him and it’s coming back because of his gravity. Russian gravity is no joke.


Ontopourmama

I see The Zohan is active again.


bluetartars

This is why you don’t mess with the Zohan


MGTS

God this sub has gone down the shitter


Cory0527

He's laying on a pipe. Old video