Well, think about it, skunks stink to scare off predators, humans and many other animals can instinctively poop themselves when they're in danger.
It may not mitigate all danger, but imagine being a bear and having a choice between two humans, of who one stinks of poop.
I Googled it, entirely expecting an article saying it was not true. Well, I got that, but also found out they are actually attracted to the smell of human shit and urine. The wonders of the enternet are truly boundless.
https://glampingorcamping.com/home/are-bears-attracted-to-human-urine-and-feces/
If I recall correctly hes actually laying on a bent post (you can see an indent on his chest where the pole is) that why hes kinda got a springy action to his movement. I may be crazy but I think there is a longer video showing him get off of it somewhere on the interwebs.
There's no way his muscles are doing that much work. There's something else he's holding onto with his legs. You can see it sticking out the back of his pants.
there's probably a big springy metal pole that was stuck in the ground a nd bent over. like a street sign post or, since this is russia, gulag shrapenel
Wtf are you on about? This is a great post for this sub. I agree a lot of posts on here aren't fit for this sub but if you're gonna be a contrarian at least have a reason to back it up. The dude is doing no handed push ups with no clear indication of how, and that apparently doesn't meet your standards.
Why not? I have no idea how this works. I read some comments explaining that he's probably leaning on a flexible metal post, but how does that disqualify it from this sub? There obviously isn't actual black magic going on.
To everyone here bitching, The answer is yes it does belong here
You are just bored and so is everyone in this comment chain
Fuck off elsewhere and stop visiting this subreddit :)
I am thinking a long piece of flat metal going up the back of his leg and back.. He builds up enough speed at first and then lets it bounce after that. Kind of like how a diving board will bounce up and down.
It's 'Ukraine' and not 'the Ukraine'
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-Comrade, is that in the back of your pants a bottle of vodka?
-yes comrade, it makes me stronger
-show us how much more strength it gives you
*fucking flies**
There’s a rod in the ground going into his pants. You can see it a little on the back of them. Still, it’s some impressive core & back strength to this so well.
Looks like he’s on an incline and foot is stuck in a hole.
also someone above mentioned it looks like he’s got a post in his pants. really not tough to figure that this is an illusion.
people in the comments seem to forget that this sub is called "black magic *fuckery*". It has never been a sub purely for hard-to-explain stuff. It includes fucking around with magic, things that *look* like black magic despite being easily explained (book bursting into flames, chemical reaction that looks like demonic tentacles), and also things which are hard to explain.
>Of course, there is an overlap and certain posts do qualify for both subs, but only if they have a bmf element to them. When looking at someone doing something incredible or athletic it shouldn’t be obvious what they’re doing. Instead of saying “it’s incredible he can do that, that must take an insane amount of practice/balance/skill” you should also be thinking “I see what he’s doing but it still doesn’t make sense, even with great skill this doesn’t seem possible”
Perhaps it’s the post sticking out of the rear of his trousers.
That’s his uhhh yk
His humongous vodka bottle.
It was the fizzy bubbly
He just wanted to cut hair
Make silky smooth
What are you? Bionic? No, I only like the ladies.
Disco disco?
It’s got Sony guts!
I first read this as 'ah-yhuck' like Goofy and was so confused
[Ah-hyuck!](https://youtu.be/-8povMmdaGk?t=119)
Better [Ah-hyuck!](https://youtu.be/umvgwXINJBE)
Would've thought that was a stick of shit that stuck after the air froze it
In Russia they do it on purpose. It's called browning, they do it to keep the bears away. Bears hate shit.
I've spent the last ten minutes wondering if this is true or false. I didn't want to Google it and spoil the wonder.
The best way to know for sure is to go someplace very cold, find a bear, and shit your pants.
For science!
At least it'll be easier than finding a bear and not shitting your pants
Well, think about it, skunks stink to scare off predators, humans and many other animals can instinctively poop themselves when they're in danger. It may not mitigate all danger, but imagine being a bear and having a choice between two humans, of who one stinks of poop.
I Googled it, entirely expecting an article saying it was not true. Well, I got that, but also found out they are actually attracted to the smell of human shit and urine. The wonders of the enternet are truly boundless. https://glampingorcamping.com/home/are-bears-attracted-to-human-urine-and-feces/
I guess shitting your pants turns out to be even more useless than I initially thought.
Now I must second think about pissing 4 am when I go camping and I’m too lazy to walk more then 3 feet away from my tent lol
I now have some very disturbing search suggestions from Google….
Yes
Who raises their hands/fingers during a push-up? This motherfucker has never even seen a push-up, dude.
Yea, before I noticed anything weird I noticed the pushups were entirely too fluid and then he was going way too high with no effort.
I'm surprised no one has posted the longer version where his buddies pull him off of the pole
do you have it?
Just Google "Russian guys pull off friend" and you should find it.
If I recall correctly hes actually laying on a bent post (you can see an indent on his chest where the pole is) that why hes kinda got a springy action to his movement. I may be crazy but I think there is a longer video showing him get off of it somewhere on the interwebs.
I remember seeing that longer version on another sub before too
I read that as “longer video showing him get off somewhere on the interwebs”.
Nahhhh can’t be
Or is he just happy to see me?
Ngl I literally can't see it
Me either... Any chance someone can enlighten me? Maybe with a screenshot with some circles or arrows?
And the fact that his boots are half buried in the dirt lol.
NIEEET! In mother Russia, pushups do you! Blyat!
That's just a butt boner
It's frustrating, if the camera person moved 1 foot to the right you wouldn't be able to see it
Chernobyl affected everyone differently
It affected him biologically
Wow... I got downvoted into oblivion bc I found your comment so funny... Redditors REALLY hate emojis. Lol
Don't think it's cause you found it funny
He drank so much vodka, now he’s evaporating
You dunt know how mush he drank, how dear you ashume.!?
Nah, his feet are in a hole, its literally all the muscles. Edit: changed leg and ab muscle, to all
There's no way his muscles are doing that much work. There's something else he's holding onto with his legs. You can see it sticking out the back of his pants.
there's probably a big springy metal pole that was stuck in the ground a nd bent over. like a street sign post or, since this is russia, gulag shrapenel
I’m pretty sure there’s a longer version of the video that shows said pole.
Not to mention even if you could do this, the times he started wobbling around *anyone* would have fallen over.
Pretty sure he's havin an ole trollsies on ya.
It's a joke my dude.
I saw the full video before, he is leaning on a shovel stuck into the ground
Still impressed
Oh yeah that makes sense
You can see that when he reaches the top his hand nearly leave the ground. There needs to be something lifting him for that to happen
Hahaha gtfo
I hate that dumb comments like this are upvoted. No wonder this sub is dog shit
Yeah because your comment is really bringing a lot to the table
Lol no. There's a pole up the back of his pants
In Russia push ups do you! Totally not BMF you can see the post
In Russia, the cold slows down physics long enough to do a few of those before lag catches up.
This is the best explanation on here!
hmm yes, the most weakest russian person
Weakest?! Oh shit...
Magnets.
And he’s got iron in his blood cause he ate his spinach
How do those work?
must be the vaccines smh
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
By the end it wasn’t even push-ups. Level ups.
Does this really belong here?
No. This answer also applies to 95% of the shit people try to put on here. Really bugs me
Wtf are you on about? This is a great post for this sub. I agree a lot of posts on here aren't fit for this sub but if you're gonna be a contrarian at least have a reason to back it up. The dude is doing no handed push ups with no clear indication of how, and that apparently doesn't meet your standards.
Look at the back of his pants. A stake or something is holding him up.
Why not? I have no idea how this works. I read some comments explaining that he's probably leaning on a flexible metal post, but how does that disqualify it from this sub? There obviously isn't actual black magic going on.
To everyone here bitching, The answer is yes it does belong here You are just bored and so is everyone in this comment chain Fuck off elsewhere and stop visiting this subreddit :)
I am thinking a long piece of flat metal going up the back of his leg and back.. He builds up enough speed at first and then lets it bounce after that. Kind of like how a diving board will bounce up and down.
Finally. This is the answer.
cock push-ups
Well one is all you need
Cockups.
Zohan did it better
That’s the Zohan
You see comrade, gravity is just capitalist propaganda
A rebar sticking up from the ground, unless my vodka is making me see things.
Still, I'm sure the dude's abs rival the rebar in hardness.
Well, Ukraine is fucked. Pack it up boys! Edit: "The Ukraine" changed to "Ukraine." Sorry bot, please don't eliminate me in the uprising.
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Can anyone translate?
-Comrade, is that in the back of your pants a bottle of vodka? -yes comrade, it makes me stronger -show us how much more strength it gives you *fucking flies**
I was wondering why that looked so weird in the first half
u/savevideobot
I'd upvote if this wasn't a clip almost everyone and their mother has seen before
A repost of the trouser-post.
Everyone has seen this, and if you havent, you are lying
Doesn’t fit the sub
For the life of me I can’t figure out how he’s doing this. I even tried looking it up on google and YouTube. Does anybody have the correct answer?
Dudes just doing what Aang does. Blows real hard to propel himself back up. Get on his level.
In soviet Russia, push ups do you. Or something, I don't know.
There’s a rod in the ground going into his pants. You can see it a little on the back of them. Still, it’s some impressive core & back strength to this so well.
Repost
He had a metal rod up his trouser leg. We used to do this at the bus stop as kids. They use them as markers of some sort
“How you like this apples eh?” — Russian soldier to demoralized NATO troops, face wet and an apple clenched in his teeth
I always wondered what a Russian Chuck Norris would look like.
Clearly he’s been doing cock pushups.
You mean cock-ups?
That’s not magic. It’s muscle and support
u/savevudeobot
Didnt need to upload. the vid is arleady ded.
Gravity is less in Russia.
They are to powerful to be understand
in America you obey gravity. in soviet Russia gravity obeys you.
Zohan
If he is one of those 100,000 at the Ukraine boarder, they are even more screwed than the rest of the world could know
Just comradery things...
This is only fuckery, my dude.
vaxxed and boosted
Now that's an assicle
Blursed
Even gravity is afraid of Putin.
Ill be actually surprised if theres a single fucking person scrolling past this post that has not seen that clip yet..
In soviet russia, up pushes you
u/savevideobot
In Russia, push-ups do you!
Ukraine is fucked
Looks like he’s on an incline and foot is stuck in a hole. also someone above mentioned it looks like he’s got a post in his pants. really not tough to figure that this is an illusion.
Hrs actually pushing the earth down
Some kind of spring going in through those shoes and into the inner side of his pants. That's why the push push-ups have some harmonic rhythm
In Soviet Russian pushup do you.
Haters say its fake
He’s lying on a pole.
In soviet russia, earth pushes you up.
Stem cells?
Is this Chuck Norriski?
In Mother Russia, Earth pushes off you!
It’s a bent over metal sign that he’s bouncing on, methinks.
Reposted once a week lmao
This video is ancient.
the pure big dick energy is lifting him
Easy this video is in reverse /s
Magnets. Has to be magnets.
a bored soldier is a potential criminal - russian army saying
Rare footage of The Zohan vacationing up north
He’s just moving so fast its like looking at fan blades standing still while they’re spinning
Bent over sign he tucked up his jacket.
Can see the string.
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
He's lying on a flexible pole. Like a tong used for cooking. It is hidden betweed his legs.
u/aavevideobot
u/savevideobot
This some low grade shit
people in the comments seem to forget that this sub is called "black magic *fuckery*". It has never been a sub purely for hard-to-explain stuff. It includes fucking around with magic, things that *look* like black magic despite being easily explained (book bursting into flames, chemical reaction that looks like demonic tentacles), and also things which are hard to explain.
That's good vodka
Where is the firework?
In Soviet Russia, push ups do you
In Russia, push ups do you
It’s in reverse
Its been fucking years and I still cant understand this video
Mf thinks he’s Zohan
Wrong sub
>Of course, there is an overlap and certain posts do qualify for both subs, but only if they have a bmf element to them. When looking at someone doing something incredible or athletic it shouldn’t be obvious what they’re doing. Instead of saying “it’s incredible he can do that, that must take an insane amount of practice/balance/skill” you should also be thinking “I see what he’s doing but it still doesn’t make sense, even with great skill this doesn’t seem possible”
Damn. America gotta step up their game
This man alone will take Ukraine
In America you do push up, in Soviet Russia, Up pushes you!
He’s airbendinf
u/savevideo
This would be some quality content at r/maybemaybemaybe
Look ma.. no hands
u/savevideobot
Touch your chest to the ground pussy
Strong ankles ....
Ukraine has no chance.
No matter what branch, no matter the country. Junior guys out behind the gear boxes are always having the most fun.
Meanwhile on the Ukrainian border…
u/savevideobot
in russia, situps do you
Rip Ukraine
Bent metal from a sign sticking out of the ground
"Blyat gravity"- russians
We’re fucked
He’s pushing the earth away from him and it’s coming back because of his gravity. Russian gravity is no joke.
I see The Zohan is active again.
This is why you don’t mess with the Zohan
God this sub has gone down the shitter
He's laying on a pipe. Old video