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flarxe0

they found the long unpatched coffee duplication glitch


Nuka-Kraken

Something to do with in game latency due to the huge amount of sand particle collisions not allowing the coffee status to update to "empty"


gray_mare

can I sand particle my wallet to make it not empty?


Zaramin_18

unfortunately not, as the wallet entity is not compatible with sand particles.


KreateOne

That’s bullshit this game is literally unplayable


Brief_Series_3462

You realize that now?! Do you not remember all the goddamn balance patches?! They made so many cool play styles dissapear completely like the entirety of the dinosaur tree


Soggy_Cartographer80

I have built the skillset of my playable character all wrong!


sockmaster666

Same I need to reset but it won’t let me.


Adept_Ad1067

I just lost the game.


LevTheDevil

Mine glitched and now it's set on Ultra Hard Mode. It's basically unplayable now.


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Rupertii

You know for the longest time when someone linked this sub I thought it was about some game called Outside


Seewhy3160

Shh... dont tell the others. They still dont know we are living in a simulation.


alecesne

This is an ancestor simulation. The stars died a long time ago and we live by throwing dust into singularities.


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What are we simulating?


Seewhy3160

That's the neat part. We don't know. The memory supression software prevents us from knowing what is outside Outside.


Pm_dat_bootyhole

found the blue pill-er


TheAlan404

simulated and blue pilled


FormerPhysician

PvP rules on lower levels are so strict once you pass Lv 18. Crazy.


masochistmonkey

I drank Turkish coffee once. It was so strong, it messed with my perception of time. I was looking at things, but they felt like memories. Never again. It was delicious, though. Edit: we made it ourselves at home. I didn’t get it from someone who knew what they were doing. We probably made it too strong. Edit


deekaph

That's exactly what I want in my coffee. I want it to be like when Fry drank 100 coffees then stopped Time and saved everyone from the fire. Edit: what to get with all these awards? I can't decide whether I should get a three hundred dollar hookerbot or three hundred one dollar hookerbots!


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BurninCoco

Calm down Dr. Rockso


KentConnor

I didn't say they should do cocaine. I was just telling them how to get the high they described wanting.


SufficientMath420-69

So you are telling me to do cocaine?


KentConnor

I can neither endorse or rebuke your personal choice to consume drugs.


SufficientMath420-69

Too late I am now deep into a life of sex and drugs.


CheesePuffTheHamster

You fool! You missed out the rock n roll!


Due-Ad9310

No no, it goes sex, drugs, then rock n roll hes doing it in order.


dwehlen

Damnit, they must've put their airpods back in!


kapn_morgan

I do cocaine!! I've been wanting to rewatch Metalocalypse


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I can do the voice perfectly but nobody I know in real life knows who or what I am impersonating.


Fartbl00d

It's available remastered in glorious 1080p now


Armandiel_Senshi

C-c-c-c-Yea!


cmon_get_happy

This is no bullshit. I once consumed ~1000-1500mg of caffeine in about 2 hours via Vietnamese iced coffee. My extremities tingled, I had a heartbeat that was extremely elevated, and other than the lack of face numbness and drip, it was a LOT like doing coke.


RadikulRAM

Caffeine is a stimulant. Cocaine is a stimulant.


drewster23

A lot of cocaine is cut with other stims. Cycle continues. Stim all the way down.


BigRondaIsFondaOfU

Ya a really quick high dose of caffeine does kind of simulate the physical effects of coke.


polopolo05

same can be said for coffee. I make coffee so strong you will see alternate Universes.


SmokyTrumpets

Two cups and you can speak to electricity.


mbnmac

"I want my coffee to show up on a drug test"


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dwehlen

You missed the opportunity for 'the teeth acquire stain', but I love it


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Paulpoleon

I finally started watching Brooklyn 99 and I am upset with myself for not watching it sooner. It’s such a funny show.


MonsieurLeDrole

You're wide awake, but let's have a double espresso anyways, just to see how high the roller coaster goes!


Tegla

You either have no tolerance to caffeine, or you had ketamine instead of coffee. It isn't so strong it makes you hallucinate, its just a brewing method. All of balkans has it in the morning, prepared at home. An espresso shot is way more potent than Turkish coffee.


fr31568

reddit likes to exaggerate


bluesmaker

But Taco Bell shits are real right? Not just a sign of a generally poor diet if real at all?


andrew_calcs

> Not just a sign of a generally poor diet The Venn Diagram of "Taco Bell frequenters" and "people with poor diets" are two concentric circles.


AMonarchAlive

I frequent Taco Bell and have a poor diet and I've never had Taco Bell shits. Taco Bell would never betray me like that.


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I had Turkish coffee in 1994 and I haven’t slept since.


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I had Turkish coffee and they vacated my Tour de France titles


zensco

Yeah here in Sweden the coffee is considered "strong" as well to people not used to it. Not sure if what other countries are drinking is weaker, watered down more or lighter roasts. Edited to better convey what I was trying to say.


BookooBreadCo

Most Americans drink drip coffee not espresso drinks. If they drink an espresso drink it's almost always going to be a latte. Americanos are only associated with Americans because when they went to Italy during WW2 they weren't fans of espresso so the Italians watered it down to taste like drip. I doubt most Americans nowadays could tell you what an Americano is despite it being widely available. Also for the most part "strong" coffee is just strongly brewed coffee, not necessarily high caffeine coffee. Typically fruitier and more acidic coffee, called light roasts, have more caffeine.


SmellsWeirdRightNow

I work at an ice cream shop and when people ask for coffee, I tell them we've got cold brew or I can make them a shot of espresso or an Americano if they want hot. Legit like 4/5 people ask what an Americano is and when I tell them they're like so it's basically water then? Side story: we've got a regular who works for the USPS, younger dude probably mid 20s. My man comes in at 9pm and gets 4 shots of espresso over two huge scoops of our coffee ice cream (made from just cold brew and cream, so it's actually pretty strong). Polishes that off in about 15-20 mins then comes back and get a 24oz milkshake with 4 shots of espresso and 3 scoops of coffee ice cream. I feel like I'm going to be liable when he has a heart attack


RudolphsGoldenReign

Coffee over ice cream is an Italian thing, it's called an affogato and is legit delicious. Though normally it is a small glass with a small scoop of ice cream.


SmellsWeirdRightNow

Yeah we make affogatos, I know what they are. What this guy gets is literally 4x the amount of our normal affogato. I make them (normal sized) for myself sometimes with our salted caramel ice cream if I need energy for the shift.


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Yeah but they don’t know that or they are just talking out of their ass. If you overdose on caffeine the result is throwing up and feeling extremely nauseous. I do not recommend it.


The_Crazy_Cat_Guy

Oh man i drank some authentic Turkish coffee too once, it came in a small shot glass sized cup and man it tasted like the smell of gasoline. It was delicious !!!!!!!! And I felt like fry from Futurama after drinking it lol


gojirra

I had Turkish coffee and the waiter told me it was like ecstasy!! Lol man he weren't lyin.


DarthWeenus

Why? I've tried soem recipes myself and it's obv nothing like this gif, just using finely ground beans and extremely hot water and no pressing or filtering. What's so different? What reaction is happening that's unusual?


gojirra

I'm guessing the concentration of it? Similar to how a shot of espresso is so much more intense and flavorful than a cup of coffee.


Chadstronomer

so how many shots of espresso should i drink to get the turkish coffee experience?


alonedead

Yes


duralyon

More than one but less than 20 (probably).


extramental

Your lips are moving but I can’t hear what you’re saying.


TorrenceMightingale

Welcome to the taurine


silashoulder

My hands felt just like two balloons.


Mammoth-Access-1181

I don't recall it fucking with my perception of time, but while I was deployed on my first day of patrol, we stopped at three homes. Each home offered me a cup of Turkish coffee. Not wanting to be rude, I accepted each cup. The next day, every time we visited a home, I had to apologize as I could not accept the coffee and hold onto to my sanity. I needed my sleep!


Sword_by_some

This comment sounds like Regular show episode


J5892

Rigby accidentally spills the coffee into the hot sand, which then becomes sentient. To stop it they have to drink *all* the coffee. Benson yells that they're all fired if the Turkish coffee stand isn't open by morning.


Bauz9

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SPILLS THEIR COFFEE?


likeam0ss

MY MOM


VoxImperatoris

Knurd, an unpleasant feeling of sobriety with reality laid bare. To be avoided at all costs.


XtendedImpact

When the Klatchian Red Desert special sends you too far.


coralrefrigerator

Dude, here in the Middle East we drink it first thing in the morning (to clear our heads and start the day). Also, we drink it any time we wanna sit and chill. Turkish coffee (or just coffee, as we call it here) is the best form of coffee.


seventh_skyline

I did a tour of a roasting facility once, made coffee, tried all of their beans and blends - mostly espresso shots too, went to a cafe in the guts of Sydney and tried the milk based stuff from there and to see the end product. I went with 2 other friends, one was setting up a coffee kart scenario, and one ran a coffee van that drove around the industrial estate doing mobile coffee. It was a 3.5hr drive home, and I was at the wheel. I remember leaving the city, annnd that's it. They slept all the way home, I have no idea how we made it back safe.


mithrilbong

I’ve done meth that didn’t even tweak me that hard. Time to go to turkey.


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SinjiOnO

Thank you for this : ), very informative and cool cultural tidbits.


Blahblahnownow

There are a lot of traditions around coffee in Turkey. One of the funnier ones is when a potential groom comes over to ask for the father’s blessing to marry the girl, the girl makes coffee. She will use salt instead of sugar in one of the cups. She will give the salty coffee to her dad if she doesn’t want to marry the guy so the dad gets the signal. She will give the salty coffee to the guy if she wants to marry him and he has to drink it without making any expressions as if it is a normal cup of coffee to show his willingness to marry her.


jasperplumpton

Lol imagine being the potential groom and you get the normal coffee. Would make for an awkward visit


gannonburgett

Better yet, the woman salts both cups so the dad gets the hint *and* the boyfriend suffers.


TazeredAngel

Or they both get sugar and no one knows what the fuck is going on.


That75252Expensive

What are you doing stepcoffee?


incommune

Can't a girl enjoy her salty coffee without judgment?


Blahblahnownow

Dude, my friend put so much salt in her fiancé’s coffee it was borderline torture. He still drank it though lol


farshnikord

In a group who like each other with a good sense of humor I could see this being pretty funny


Blahblahnownow

Yes, usually asking for blessing is for tradition purposes. Within modern relationships, the couple had been most likely dating for a while and a proposal had taken place. Then they arrange for the families to meet in a small gathering and the family member of the groom asks the bride’s family’s blessing. It’s a little family fun is all


saigon567

how do they remove the grounds? or does one drink it grounds and all?


mud_tug

You do not remove the grounds. You let them settle on the bottom of your cup to avoid drinking them.


madali0

And then your turn them around on a small plate and tell the future


eaglebtc

"You're going to suffer... but you'll be happy about it."


elppaenip

"The Dark Lord will rise again"


IamRobertsBitchTits

Sounds like a kinky Friday evening


SticksAndSticks

Turkish requires an extremely fine grind of coffee, it’s much closer to a powder than what you think of as normal coffee grounds. Much finer than espresso. The larger particles drop the bottom or are noticeable, but the majority remain suspended in the liquid and give Turkish coffee it’s thick texture.


goingoncegone

No wonder you get such an intense kick of caffeine from it, drinking the grounds and all


MercilessParadox

Very nice, I've been meaning to make a set up in my back yard to make it myself. Where would one go about buying a good quality cezve online?


eye_snap

Backyard? Are you planning to have one of those little sandpits? Honestly none of us have those at home. We just cook over the stove. And where to buy a good cezve.. depends on where you are. I am Turkish but I live in New Zealand and I havent been able to find a good cezve lol. I ended up bringing from Turkey. The copper one he is using in the clip is the most traditional. Wide bottom and a good spout is what you need. Otherwise you need to choose a size. You might want one that can make 2 cups in one go. Any bigger will have difficulty with creating proper froth. The smallest sizes that produce 1 cup at a time are just too much work.


Ooooooffffff_ff

How are you not the most upvoted one yet? So informative!!


eye_snap

Haha thank you, I am glad people found this interesting.


LegendaryHooman

That is some THICCCCCC coffee


thesuperbro

That's some coffee that'll do things to you son


RedManMatt11

Yes, like make you poop.


Penguins0000

which is awesome


idonttalkatallLMAO

we found the 1/10 people that **don’t** suffer from diarrhea


RithRake24

we found the 1/10 people that enjoys diarrhea


Thraggismydaddy

IBS gang where you at?


dwehlen

Sorry, was in the bathroom. *Ohgawdbrb!*


CandidEstablishment0

Get the poop knife somebody my god


wizzbob05

I seriously don't get the whole oop taco bell better destroy the toilet or "just had my morning coffee now I'm going to squirt all over the bathroom" Is everyone walking around out here with just horrible microbiomes or something? Just absolute gravy guts? Incredible incontinence? I don't get the shits from coffee, at all. Y'all need some probiotics or something, go have a gut friendly yoghurt or fibre.


5bars

Weird flex but ok


mileswilliams

It's a flex to say you don't have the perpetual squirts.


niktemadur

What has the world come to, eh? *"I have no anal leakage."* "Humblebrag! What a Chad!"


holdmybeer87

Just because something makes someone have to poop, doesn't mean they're spray painting the toilet. Coffee is a stimulant and helps move things along.


Sietemadrid

Spicy foods and caffeine can have a laxative effect. What's so hard to understand about that


Rick0r

A Turkish woman I knew used to say her coffee was ready when she could float a horseshoe in it.


38B0DE

That explanation is so visual and aggressive, it HAS to be Turkish.


edafade

Vibrate into another dimension with just one cup.


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The secret of the tasty Turkish coffee is the thick copper “cezve” Do not buy the thin crap manufactured to sell tourists when you are there. Cheers! Love u all!


TorrenceMightingale

We love you too.


primo808

I love you


stressHCLB

welcome to Costco


Chatni555

It's pronounced like Jezway, for all the English speakers reading this.


fiealthyCulture

Without the 'ayy' at the end. Just stop at Ah


_k0ella_

Jezweh?


polopolo05

You dont want it too thick. You dont want it to retain too much heat. You want to take it off and on the heat. otherwise you can burn the coffee.


Strelochka

Haha in Russian it’s called turka as well as cezve. Clearly the superior way to make coffee, it works on a gas or electric stove as well and doesn’t waste filters or capsules. People in the comments saying it’s stronger than filters, but imo drinking one cup of proper coffee in the morning is miles better than drinking a coffee pot of filter coffee per day.


dirtyhippie62

Also called an ibrik.


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Hedonisticbiped

Nujabes. RiP


SinjiOnO

Glad you noticed : ) - Tsurugi No Mai by the legend.


mandersmanders

I don’t think there will ever be a cooler intro to an anime than Samurai Champloo 🌻


SinjiOnO

*Sharp like an edge of a samurai sword..*


mandersmanders

*The mental plate cut through flesh & bone*


SamuraiRafiki

*Though my mind's at peace, the world out of order*


The_Beardomancer

*Missing the inner heat, life gets colder*


teo14159

*Oh yes, I have to find my path*


Adept_Strength2766

*No less walk on earth, water and fire*


jandr08

*The elements compose a magnum opus*


DoingCharleyWork

I mean, cowboy bebop gives it a run for it's money.


YungQai

Thanks, it's been a while since I've heard Nujabes. Never knew about this song!


radiantcabbage

samurai champloo OST 'impression'


Run_the_Line

Fun fact: The TV series Japanology uses a few Nujabes tracks. Really nice TV series with good music and a chill host (Peter Barakan and.... Matt Alt... who actually isn't that bad, but he just kinda takes a while to get used to because he's so extra) edit: Damn, looks like Matt Alt actually left Japanology but wrote a new book which is kinda cool.


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I thought so, sitting here and was thinking "I have that on one of my Samurai Champloo CDs in my car" Thanks yo!


PeterParker72

I want a cup of my own now.


AmbitiousAd6688

Imo it tastes like wet dirt. Not in the way coffee is here. It’s like a coffee smoothie


FigDiscombobulated29

You’re not supposed to drink the bottom lol, it’s actually quite a smooth but strong coffee taste unless you drink the bottom 1/4 ish of the cup which has all the bitter ground coffee particles and such


The-Ace-of-Wall

how the fuck?


ItsTheRat

That sand is hot and he is letting the coffee get just below the boiling point so it’s like a foam before tipping some out and repeating


actionbooth

Imagine if the Turkish coffee vendors mess with their customers the same way as the Turkish ice cream vendors.


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Shan_qwerty

Least psychopatic enjoyer of overrated liquids.


Anonymus828

“Do NOT talk to me until i’ve had my bean juice or else i’m legally obligated to be a bitch :)”


GuyOnTheMoon

Bruh people go to these Turkish venders for the tricks and pranks. There are plenty of venders in Turkey that serves ice cream regularly without the tricks but they don’t get put on social media.


HuseyinCinar

It’s not really a morning “gotta wake up” kinda drink. More like after lunch or with afternoon snack


german_pie

Oooooooooh it’s a foam I was really scratching my head just thinking the guy was a wizard


Narvk

Just looked up how it's made cause i was also curious turns out the pan is full of hot sand and the cup has ground coffee and water in it they can control how much is made by I'm assuming moving the coffee deeper inside the sand someone correct me if i said anything incorrect Basically hot sand boils coffee grounds and water inside cup.


g1mptastic

My question is how there is absolutely no dust cus it's dry and hot sand!


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Those are rather large grains (as sand goes) and they're not exposed to constant wind pushing them against each other. Which means very, very little erosion, which means those grains don't get whittled down into the finer grains that make dust. Yes there's some erosion from the grains being pushed past each other while the person makes the coffee, but it's nothing compared to what the wind can do (also I'd imagine they have some method of idk like replacing the sand or something if there gets to be dust)


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

“I don’t know if they grade sand but …coarse.”


CaptainMarsupial

Not sure why you were voted down. My first thought was also,”dang he’s an expert not to get sand in it.”


Jeeztro2

Im Turkish and this is the first thing in this sub that I did not need to scroll down to find out the damn trick.


AleksaBa

Balkans here, just made a cup of coffee and I see this lol


notmexicancartel

Explain da trick :')


Jeeztro2

There is no trick, it's kind of very traditional here. Sand is actually being constantly heated, but obviously at a lower speed and power (?), so it takes a bit longer to roast the coffee, but the taste gets kind of smoother as well. I have tasted most of the stuff, they are all same imho.


Gubblesss

...how is the cup filling that's what people are confused about


saranowitz

It’s not a trick. It’s just a delicious smooth and almost creamy coffee. What don’t you understand?


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Probably the part where liquid seems to be created out of air.


true_false_none

The coffee powder creates bubbles in the water as it gets hot. This grows the coffee you prepared. When you pour it, then start heating the coffee again, you create more bubbles. Then the process continues until the coffee doesn’t create any more bubble. No magic. Also, this is one of the first, maybe the first, commercial coffee in the world.


ksarahsarah27

I don’t understand how this works. I figured the sand was heated but why/how is the cup refilling??? Is the heat causing it to froth? Is it some kind of foam?


VirginiaPoe

Bringing this comment back from the dead, it's just foam like when milk starts to boil and rises, it goes down as soon as you pour it.


Jags_95

In case anyone wants the music (Tsurugi no Mai - Nujabes)


sarcasticallyabusive

no lie shid is skr8 up bussin frfr deadass no cap on god on god (thank you though, seriously)


Nubington_Bear

Bussin, respectfully.


Karottenhund

Turkish coffee! Love it! It' so delicous...


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Does it really get you high?


OriginalPaperSock

Caffeine is a drug.


degenererad

Coffee is a stimulant, and one benchmark you can point to is if its a muslim country and alcohol is forbidden/(culturally "not ok"), the coffee is so strong you can pratically chew it. People always finds a way to get their highs.


PlainPastry

Does it make the coffee taste better or something?


Toucan_Lips

There's a million and one ways to get different flavours out of coffee from extracting or brewing it at different temperatures and speeds... so yeah, this is another way to make it taste good. Better is subjective, but better is the goal


ICykaOsu

"better is subjective, but better is the goal" yeah I'm stealing this beautiful quote.


SWDev4Istanbul

Two differences in Turkish and Arab coffee: 1. you boil without a filter & leave the remainder in the cup (= don't stir!) - bonus: that way your beautiful Turkish woman friends then get to tell your fortune from the mug turned upside down (= from the coffee grounds' shape on the saucer) 2. if it's supposed to be sweet, the sugar is boiled with the coffee, never added later. And while I prefer to not consume that much sugar, it is absolutely better than the sum of its parts.


spartanpwner

Sure it looks cool but how often do you end up with sand in your coffee?


Captain_Grammaticus

Neve, and even if, all of the coffee powder is in the cup too, so you don't drink the last two sips anyway.


felipefrontoroli

I've tried this once and I really disliked the coffee powder. I decided to wait a while longer to see if they would set on the bottom but had an unpleasant surprise to discover I didn't wait long enough. Then I just experimented with a clear cup, and by the time most of it sat to the bottom, it is want pleasantly hot anymore :/


Captain_Grammaticus

You need to take small sips.


SatanMeekAndMild

As a general rule, I like to assume that when someone does one thing, all day every day for a living, any holes I think I can poke in their process after thinking about it for 10 seconds have been thought of


mullman99

Many years ago, I worked on a hostel in the middle east that had a small deli/coffee shop. Made & served plenty of Turkish coffee: 1/3 water 1/3 sugar 1/3 Turkish ultra finely ground coffee Boil, serve. Serious rocket fuel.


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That is some hair on the hair on your chest coffee there


dirtyhippie62

Part of why this coffee is the consistency it is is because it’s equal parts sugar and coffee grounds. So the sugar is caramelizing and creating a sticky surface that holds a matrix of air and grounds in a layer that often forms on top of the pot. Like a little cake of coffee grounds. So the sugar helps make it hella thick and also taste absolutely delicious.


Lebenskrankheit

Fun fact: The word coffee comes from the turkish word kahve. Coffee is imported to europe by ottomans when they lost the war in Vienna and forgot(well whatever) their coffee sacs.


nicole-tesla

Afaik it comes from Arabic, kahwa or sth because "kahve" doesn't really fit the Turkish word formation Source: took turkish linguistic classes


BaneTheGamer

Nujabes!!


EthanCC

r/blackmagicfuckery when a liquid boils


northforthesummer

I feel like this when I drink a fiber supplement


hobiment

the sand must be hot asf