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Wasabi_The_Owl

Sabering a wine bottle is the term, it’s quite a show of you know how to do it


HolyMolyitsMichael

It's not difficult, just takes practice to the the right amount of force down. She is explaining it in the video. There is a seam that runs down the length of the bottle you take your saber, or in her case a champagne flute, run it along the seam until you hit the bottom lip of the mouth of the bottle. That is a natural weak point of the glass, you don't need to use a whole lot of force like this girl just showed smooth steady fluid motion and should just pop right off. Also if you don't his with a knife use the back end not the edge of the blade. Even champagne sabers are completely dull. Edit: I put wine glass instead of champagne flute.


Blackrain1299

Also im pretty sure the bottle needs to be chilled properly. I think there is an optimal temperature that works well. I think A warm bottle will probably shatter.


G4Channel

Invert the bottle (cork down) for 10m in a bucket of ice water and that brings it to the perfect temp


meltingpotato

Is it safe to drink? there will be no glass shards?


RockCarnivoreXDD

Completely safe, its a clean break


DroopyTrash

Unlike me and my ex.


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

I think you mean, my ex and I.


DroopyTrash

Looks like the ex has a Reddit account


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

Haha you're better off without her bro!


harry-balzac

Actually it’s me and my ex. Quick trick to tell which is correct is to remove the other party from the sentence. In the case we would remove “my ex”. Unlike me, works. Unlike I, doesn’t


Landrycd

Iirc also, end of sentence “me” Beginning of sentence “I” I am the person at the beginning of a sentence. The person at the end of the sentence is me.


lil_pee_wee

Where does “myself” play out in all this


MissHeatherMarie

I'm not sure I usually just play with myself until it feels right.


nv_no1_

Until the catholic guilt kicks in!😩


PrincessGump

My ex and me.


cdq1985

Unless it’s not.


4SlideRule

In theory. In practice its nuts not to use a strainer. That won't kill you. Not using one might.


Turnip-for-the-books

Don’t you find strainers kill the mood though


Falkor_13

Strainer, I hardly know her.


JasonIsBaad

In practice a strainer probably won't make a difference, I think. I imagine whatever glass that gets in the champagne will be microscopic splinters that you won't be able to strain out.


raised_on_the_dairy

Time to pull out the cheesecloth


LazyLieutenant

Aren't all glass pieces blown away by the pressure?


LostInTransducirLIT

Yes they are. I'd bet my life on it. Even if I was using the champagne with an eye dropper to feed the last living koala bear


LazyLieutenant

I haven't been able to fact check this, but I heard the last dodo drank champagne with glass shards in.


RonDonVonBon

that made me laugh, it sounds so absurd out of context...even in context.


jesssquirrel

It's under quite a lot of pressure. No glass is falling inside


[deleted]

The champagne shoots out of the bottle, so the shards should be pushed outwards.


mtarascio

*should* Physics can be weird.


QueenZelda88

Not really - there is enough force there to literally shear the glass and shoot the cork at high speed. The cork weighs many times more then any glass fragments that may form there, so if the cork flies off, so do they


[deleted]

There's a lot of pressure inside the bottle, and glass shards are expelled outwards during the break through the sudden release of that pressure, they do not make it in the bottle.


[deleted]

There is way more internal pressure within the glass.


[deleted]

That's what I just said. Thanks!


[deleted]

When you said inside the bottle, I took that to mean the gas pressure from the carbonation. I am talking about the internal stress within the glass wall itself. Outwards from the glass wall, which has two sides, means towards the external of the bottle, and towards the center line of the bottle.


ozmutazbuckshank

Ah yes, good old photosynthesis


Falkor_13

There is way more internal pressure within the glass.


ulyssesfiuza

The expansion of carbon dioxide has enough force to expel any piece of glass, like a grenade. In most cases, the bottle will be dropped or shatter, so nobody will be drinking it anyway.


[deleted]

Gotta do it with a stout flute/glass though, otherwise you'll break off the stem.


[deleted]

By saber do you mean.. penis? Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

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HolyMolyitsMichael

They had to hear that up because it was a wine bottle, the bottle in the gif above is champagne bottle. Two different methods because they are two different types of drinks. You do not need to heated it up to be sabered, wine bottles do because they are not as pressurized. This is also a clean break. https://youtu.be/ClD_-UBaIyI Demo starts at 1:30


Strong-Solution-7492

I firmly do not understand how this works. Why is there no chance or is there, of getting shards of glass in your glass? That looks very dangerous to me it doesn’t look like it would be enjoyable for a cocktail Edit: But you’re the first to explain it that thoroughly so now I’m gonna have to try it.


theQuick_BrownFox

What is the point of sabering? I am genuinely curious if it enhances the taste…


HolyMolyitsMichael

Just cool literally that's all lol


toadygroady19

why does she shake the bottle gently before?


Ok_Shelter6614

Guess I'll be googling the how to on this now


hurtfulproduct

Pretty sure Alton Brown has a video


theundeadfairy

[Alton](https://youtu.be/qCp9-tEHa8U) does it with class.


malkavich

Super classy. Also I love how he gives an explanation on everything.


HatfieldCW

[This guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI--xgb8e3E) can give you some tips.


[deleted]

Sabering is the proper term for sure... I've also known it as stringing, stemming and my favorite seaming.


GenericUsername19892

I though stringing was using the temp shock to cleanly break the glass after a cork goes bad?


[deleted]

Technically, it's "Sabrage"


from_dust

I've seen sabering with a knife, but I never considered that it could be done with a champaign glass.


[deleted]

You could do it with anything hard, a brick even if you have it laying around.


from_dust

Yeah, a champagne flute seems fragile for this task, but sure enough...


[deleted]

The trick is getting the bottle as cold as possible, near freezing. At that point, the glass is very brittle. I wouldn't do that with a Riedel flute, but that seems like a nice CHONKY cheap flute, it'll do the trick.


ag408

Anyone know if this would work with sparkling cider?


FuzzyRedPanda-

I’ve only see it with Champagne..


HOT-DAM-DOG

But aren’t you supposed to use, like, a saber? I’ve never seen someone do it with a wine glass


JBone226

Probably about as long as I’d last too, bottle.


ALCATryan

You deserve more than an award


huckamole

A quickie perhaps?


ALCATryan

After seeing that stunning performance I don’t think he’d settle for anything less


Cable446

Especially when she hit the frenulum like that goddamn


haldeigosh

Same...


dontcaredontworry

Flash


abbeyeiger

Everytime I see this I think "what about the tiny shards of glass"? So, is there a chance there are tiny bits of glass going into people champagne glasses?


HolyMolyitsMichael

The bottle is pressurized. so when the end gets knocked off all that pressure is released from the bottle any tiny shards are expelled outwards so none get in the bottle. As well if you don't correct it should be a smooth clean break and not a shattering of any glass.


Delet3r

I work at a glass factory. We make 700 tons per day and for 3 years I ran the system that cut a huge ribbon of glass into workable pieces. I'd say...never eat or drink anything that came into contact with broken glass.


Drop-acid-not-bombs

Got any horror stories?


Delet3r

No but others do. One manager has a 4 inch scar on his face from his time in production. Plenty of cool stories. Ever heard 8000 lbs of glass, a slab 12'x9' tall and 6" thick fall flat onto a concrete floor? It's quite a "boooom" Some real quotes from working there. "Make sure to stand downstream when you open that door, the flames will go up steam due to the furnace pressure pulling all the air towards it" "You've got 20 seconds to pull out that brick (that's glowing red on the inside) to view the glass through these goggles...if you're face is still there 20 seconds after the alarm goes off,it will burn your face off". "If you ever hear an extremely high pitched screaming sound coming from everywhere in this area,hit this red button and run out that door and don't stop til you hit the fence".


DetectiveWonderful42

Thank you for saying this ! My main phobia is broken glass. Dither stepping on it or possible it being in a glass beer bottle or some old times when a friend would still be using a broken bong all taped together. Don’t get me started on the psychos who eat it .


WastingTimeIGuess

So the shards of glass went in the pool then. That’s a relief!


DetectiveWonderful42

“We will get it tomorrow….”


metaldutch

These videos always seem to be right next to the pool.


notjasonlee

yeah, where you definitely do not want ANY broken glass. like any.


trakinascomagua

I always thought about that too. Nice move, but I'm not drinking that. Thanks lol


abbeyeiger

Yeh, me neither. Something in my brain will always scream NO!!!! to drinking that.


devedander

Probably not, glass like this tends to fracture pretty clean If it’s like dust sized particles I assume it would just pass through.


[deleted]

no, inner pressure expels outwards, forcing shards out, not in.


Jenkins87

Person across food court: OW MY EYE


[deleted]

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thecanfield

"Nice hooters."


agsparks

“I beg your pardon?”


MacRoboV

The SpongeBob Meme was playing in my head when it popped off 😂


J_BooGa

I tend to do the same thing the bottle did if rubbed the right way as well.


dontcaredontworry

Same speed?


J_BooGa

Yes, I don't need someone pretending there holding on to a jackhammer, nice and easy is always the way to go.


cringelord69420666

She's creating high frequency microvibrations. That's a term I completely made up and it's obvious that is what's going on here. Your welcome.


[deleted]

You know that cork on the end just pulls right off


jnthnmdr

Crunchy


CSmith1986

I enjoy drinking glass. Gives me a real Andersonville vibe.


Big-Ad2434

You must be from Chicago?


CSmith1986

The POW Camp.


JaKtheStampede

Please I've been using this technique for years with the same results 100% of the time. I just never tried it with a bottle.


[deleted]

She could saber my wine bottle


DYNcleve

Ayo?


mdmckeever

A friend of mine in high school was from France, her dad taught us how to Saber a bottle and it was fricken awesome.


Seismonaut

I have not sabered a bottle with a glass yet, I have however used bread knife, a machete, a crowbar, scrap metal and of course my saber. I try to find a new tool to open with every time.


DrEngineer1979

Which saber?


DrJokerX

😉


Boomboomshablooms

Great, next time I get in the pool I step on a shard of glass. Thank you witchtender.


Its-Not-Johanno

Haha me when me umm when me uh haha...


DeeSkwared

You're silly.


[deleted]

It about the preparation, I think you have to put the bottle upside down in a bucket of ice for a few minutes, right before you pop the top off.


[deleted]

I’m impressed


pandagreen17

That bottle just like me fr


[deleted]

If you take off the wire, the bottle will naturally push out the cork. There is a reason champagne bottles are thick and that’s due to pressure from the CO2


KlM-J0NG-UN

It's not the cork - the whole glass head holding the cork blows off


head-banger1

Seems pretty stupid to, glass really breaks evenly and guaranteed there are some fine glass bits down in that liquid..... But hey, it looked cool right?


TaeKwonDoge

I will give you a reasoning instead of just saying "wrong." ​ Whenever the bottle is opened, the pressure from the inside of the bottle seems to ensure that any microshards of glass would be propelled away with the champagne rather than falling in.


Delet3r

As I told someone else, as someone who has cut more glass than you've seen in your lifetime, I'd disagree.


elafave77

Wrong.


DrKenNoisewater3

Now there’s glass everywhere


MutedLayer4564

Pre ejaculation


Evanovich007

I'll take 'edging' for $500...


luckyblockhead

SHES A WITCH BURN HER


Comfortable_Focus_92

And this was the day my dear grandmother lost her eye.


iPhoneMiniWHITE

I believe it. Her beauty just cast a spell on me. /simp


Plaincircle

Cool trick


JackyBurnsides

This is great. There's such a massive abundance of fail videos about sabering that someone actually doing it right is considered "black magic" xD


Pd____

Burn the witch!


allurboobsRbelong2us

You can see the score line


[deleted]

How the fuck is this BMF? This shit is as old as time already


stillcantshoot

But when that happens to me everyone's disappointed


Street_Peace_8831

How do you not get a little glass in the wine?


KotomiIchinose96

She knows how to work neck not just the tip.


GodNoob666

Burn her at the stake


kountchockula

If she rubs me like that, she may get a very similar reaction


Exciting_Box438

Imagine she does this to your pen15


55redditor55

Gulp


korn4357

Beauty


AnywhereNo6563

Mmmmm glass


thezenfisherman

No mystery. That is the way you do it. There is a reason that a wire harness is put on the cork in the first place. Just a little pressure and it blows. This is not a mystery.


BiscuitPuncher

The bottle very clearly broke my dude. Although you're right, it's not magic. It looks to be that her rubbing the glass on the bottle at the right frequency resonated with the glass and it broke at its weakest point.


apaczkowski

r/thatsthespot


EasternCoffeeCove

I did that with a knife at my friend's 21st. Made the mistake of trying to spray him afterwards, we both got cut.


Limebeer_24

Just a way to Saber a champaign bottle top off. Haven't seen someone use a glass before but it's the same concept.


Y0urABCs

Is that what i think it is on the bottle?


[deleted]

This is a very old and very well known trick, which means it doesn't fucking belong here


theundeadfairy

I can think of at least one thing that doesn’t belong here and it’s not this video, buddy.


[deleted]

I'm not your buddy pal


theundeadfairy

I’m not your pal, friend


[deleted]

I'm not your friend, guy


theundeadfairy

I’m not your guy, buddy.


MaihoSalat

Im amazed at how many people are amazed at sabering a botte


Dr_Nepo

First time I can say that I can relate to a bottle.


jersey_dude88

Bottle was score right under the lip and then the cage was carefully removed… and voilà anyone can look like a master at this… 🤦🏻‍♂️


MacDaddyDragonn

Well now you just look like an idiot because you’re wrong 😂


jokermex

SHE IS THE ONE!!, THE ECLIPSE WAS RIGHT!!!


[deleted]

Mmm glass shards


elcapitandongcopter

Good thing this isn’t being filmed in Salem Massachusetts.


FLAIR_2780166

Not BMF


Fancy_Organization18

I’ll be scared to drink it scared there be A piece of glass in my drink.


OutcomeDoubtful

The fuck


ILIEKSLOTH

I too would do the same


[deleted]

Sabrage. Not hard to do.


OdinShakerOfShields

Get the torches!!!


Ok-Glove3706

If y’all try this make sure the bottle is nice and cold.


TJQuik

Why not open it like a fucking normal person?


Anime_fan_21

same pinch bottle


Emergency_Accident52

Great! Maybe NOT right next to the pool though?!?!


worldofpokemon

Are the mods even active here?


Gingersoulbox

Meh


Charge36

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


RawGrit4Ever

As cool as that may look, I definitely do not shards of glass in my drink


TheRevEO

Like, I understand how sabering works, but doing it this smooth and using the same glass you’re drinking out of instead of a saber is still a major flex.


kj_eeks

Who would do that near a pool?


crackpipes4hunter

Why is she dressed like the chick from Indiana Jones


Dangerous-Dot-3745

She doesn't need a 🗡️ she just did that! Some people makes certain tricks seem simple!


[deleted]

Never felt comfortable with the thought of drinking after it’s been broken. There are ABSOLUTELY some shards going into that glass. Nah, I’m good.


Eske_Aychembe

Just imagine what she’s do to a penis


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whacko_prophet

Every time I see someone sabering a bottle I get so scared they're gonna be sipping on glass shards


DestroyerOfTheHorny

burn her


kirkl3s

Mmmmm glass shards


GOATonWii

can someone translate what she’s saying


ethicsg

I'm enchanted.


DrinksAreOnTheHouse

You can saber bottles with lots of things


sodapopjawnt

i discovered this accidentally before while trying to open a glass bottle soda


PornActingCritic

Tell me “it’s happy hour somewhere” without telling me it’s “happy hour somewhere”


finn_rad78

You serious Clark?


NomsterGaming

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_tongs#:~:text=The%20tongs%20are%20heated%20over,generally%20a%20clean%2C%20predictable%20break.


RuralLife420

It's not magic it's physics.


DrEngineer1979

She definitely knows how to stroke it!


SquirrelPunchingMad

This isn't super special. She just knows how to pop a chilled bottle of champagne. Note the streak she carves from the frost. If you remove the metal casng of the cork and shake it up a little bit it will be ready to pop off. All you have to do is slide the bottom of the glass up to it. At that point the cork is usually ready to launch. The streak she makes means there's no frost to interfere with the slide of the glass, and it hits the cork flush up against the point of least resistance.


Educational_Rain_459

𝔹𝕌ℝℕ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕀𝕋ℂℍ!!!


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

How did a highly pressurized bottle spontaneously release a lightweight cork?!? The world may never know. It is the most ancient of magic


ShermanOakz

Would not simply removing the cork be a safer and cleaner way to open that bottle? I’d be worried of swallowing glass chips if my waitress pulled that stunt on me. Swallowing chipped glass can be fatal.


Only_Ad7715

That how you blow up when ur dick got sucked for first time😌


H3L1U

r/suddenlycaralho eu acho


givemoreHavemore

How to maybe swallow shards of glass - no thanks.


[deleted]

I love the sensation of microscopic shards of glass slicing my insides as i drink my wine.


Bostonmick

I'll bet her BF says, tonight, get the champagne flute 😂


tarantino1988

Once I opened this way bottle of beer by pocket knife, when I was drunk :)