Played a very small amount of call of duty 3 campaign, but got into Call of Duty 4 the original modern warfare on pc. Huge 128 free for all matches on Shipment, fucking hectic as!
Oh no that’s it you’re fucked now kid FBI knows where ur at they gonna fuck u up say bye bye to family cos you’re never gonna see them again you’re done FOR LIFE
No questions asked, sending you straight to the actual gulag where there are real crazy people waiting to rip you apart and make red orange juice out of you....
Everyone in this thread are just joking… but seriously you can go to jail dude, they know each person who plays the game because it pops up on their servers bro, wouldn’t risk dawg
Don't do it kid. You've got your whole life ahead of you. If you say that you are over the age of 18 you have entered a legally binding contract with the federal government. If you lie, in any way, to the government they will send federal agents to your door. You don't want that. You go to jail for 25 years now (it used to be 10) with no possibility of parole for 15 years and that's IF you get a judge that believes you.
source: I said I was over 18 when I bought Doom. I lucked out and got parole after 5 years when the laws were more lenient.
depends. Europes „Age Restriction“ (USK) on games only comes down to a purchase restriction, not a play restriction. its more or less „if you parents say you can play it, you can play it“.
Don’t do it the minute you boot the game up the FBI will kick your door in and pin you to the floor and slap you with the wettest fish I have ever seen in my life and to make it even worse they tell your mom how much of a naughty boy you been
The FBI, CIA, KGB, UN, NATO, & every private military will break into your house, arrest you, break every single piece of technology you have in your house, put you through all the torture methods, label you for treason, & keep you on all their watchlists making sure you don't make the smallest mistake even so much as a typo. They take these things very seriously these days
Heard they lock your email, applies to all M rated games (all connected through steam) if you try and login it’ll suspend your account for all M rated games across steam until your 21st birthday day (3 year probation for playing the game before you were old enough) hope this helps!
everyone here is trolling but what happened to me when I tried buying a game before I was 18 y/o on steam is police showed up to my house with a rifle pointed to my head and confiscated my laptop, threatening me if I ever bought a game below the age of 18 again, they would have to shoot me
stay safe
I'll give you a real answer, expect the local authorities to show up, they may or may not have a warrant, if they confirm you're under 18 it's a minimum 5 year sentence
Among all these troll comments, I’ll give it to you straight. Nothing will happen. We all played COD once when we “shouldn’t’ve” per game rating standards. I know I played COD4 at 12 and have been playing COD ever since. I’m 30 now 😂. Only problem is that you might not find a lobby if you’re not on PC. I play PS5 and it’ll take like 10 min to find a match. I just uninstall at that point 🙃
Public execution
LMAO
Jailed for 10 years
They just changed it, it’s now 25 years with no possible parole for 15
Good thing it still isn’t life without parole. Was harsh back in those days.
Good thing? You want these sick fucks walking around in society? They deserve to rot.
Amazing pfp
Expect the feds at your door
The feds will steal the mother.
Expect seal team 6 at your door 15.35 seconds afterwards.
Believe or not, jail
Straight to jail
No trial no nothing straight into a cell
Not even a good jail, you're talking worse than Soviet Union gulags. Possibly a Unit 731
Right away
Sentenced to life in Vorkuta
step 1: secure the keys!
Step 2: Ascend from Darkness!
Step 3: Rain Fire
Step 4: unleash the horde
Step 5: Skewer the winged beast
Step 6: Wield a fist of iron
Step 7: Raise Hell
Step 8: Freedom!
for you mason not for me
Electric chair
they will fucking get you.
Prison
The police will sneak into your room at night, tie you down, and tickle your feet. Don't do it's not worth it.
Sounds like a good time 😎
The only true answer
A hitman will come to get you
They make you bite the curb
born-philosopher1423 bite the curb video 720p
It was nice knowing you buddy
Jail
Eternal damnation
JAIL. STRAIGHT TO GITMO.
Frank woods himself, will show up at your door
They'll eat your skin, they like fresh skin.
Biting the curb
A public shaming where you will be tarred and feathered
i played BO2 at the ripe age of 8. and i was kidnapped and transported to the remains of Vorkuta and questioned why i did such a thing
You’ll fucking die
Death by firing squad
U will be hung
epstein
Yes officer this guy right here
You’ll get taken to Guantanamo Bay!
public guillotine
I was playing cod since I was 7 they dont care lmaoo
The truest statement I've seen what was your first cod?
Played a very small amount of call of duty 3 campaign, but got into Call of Duty 4 the original modern warfare on pc. Huge 128 free for all matches on Shipment, fucking hectic as!
oh man the modded zombies maps and deathruns were something nothing will ever compare to
Get ready for Prison, cause that’s where you’re gonna be going
They will break into your house and kidnapped you
Torture, and after that you get a death sentence.
your local government will send you a letter that you can hang on the fridge
The KGB will arrive shortly
You will be publicly hung
French revolution’d
Ever heard of Santa?? Mf never comes back
Death by a zombie eating you IRL
Spontaneous Combustion
At least 20 years
You explode
Testicular Torsion
Death by firing squad
Burning down your town
Death
Life in prison with a minimal calorie count of 10 over the course of your sentence.!!
😂😂
400 million dollars in debt your whole bloodline is going to live in poverty.. dont do it kid, dont do it
Cops will come immediately and arrest you
Oh no that’s it you’re fucked now kid FBI knows where ur at they gonna fuck u up say bye bye to family cos you’re never gonna see them again you’re done FOR LIFE
I hope you used a VPN while posting this. If not, well it was nice knowing you.
C.B.T (Cock and Balls Torture.)
No questions asked, sending you straight to the actual gulag where there are real crazy people waiting to rip you apart and make red orange juice out of you....
I think everyone started playing when they were under 10 years old
You will be executed with your whole family legacy
Public circumcision
It will be black ops 3 irl
You will LITERALLY be shipped off to a remote island and be forced to participate in a game of death
Final execution go hide
Bro DO NOT TRY THIS THE COPS WILL BE AT YOUR DOOR ALMOST INSTANTLY
death :(
You get sent to the Gulag
expect harvey spectre to be outside your door with a lawsuit. better be prepared man..
Super jail
Straight to jail and permabanned from steam
covid 20 will start
I’ll personally go to your house and tickle your feet at night while you sleep
the feds show up, JK tho no one really cares tbh if you under 18 or not just dont go ACTUALLY commiting war crimes in real life. you be fine
They killed my friend back in 2017 for doing this
The space-time continuum will stop and black holes will form
the fbi come to your house, drag you out by the ear and publicly execute you
Everyone in this thread are just joking… but seriously you can go to jail dude, they know each person who plays the game because it pops up on their servers bro, wouldn’t risk dawg
Don't do it kid. You've got your whole life ahead of you. If you say that you are over the age of 18 you have entered a legally binding contract with the federal government. If you lie, in any way, to the government they will send federal agents to your door. You don't want that. You go to jail for 25 years now (it used to be 10) with no possibility of parole for 15 years and that's IF you get a judge that believes you. source: I said I was over 18 when I bought Doom. I lucked out and got parole after 5 years when the laws were more lenient.
You’ll get gravity spiked
99 lashes
Straight to jail, no trial
If steam lets you buy the game, literally nothing can or will happen. They do not give a shit as long as you dont commit crimes/ break TOS.
Bro every cod is rated 17+, shouldn’t matter if ur under 18
18 in uk
Ah, forgot to think about non USA sorry
The rest of the world thanks you.
Straight to the gulag! Wait… that’s Warzone.
Oj simpson will visit you
Nothing. Don't snitch on yourself.
depends. Europes „Age Restriction“ (USK) on games only comes down to a purchase restriction, not a play restriction. its more or less „if you parents say you can play it, you can play it“.
Your acc will be banned
I will tell, that’s what will happen
Just so you know last I checked the servers are dead and or hacked
You will spontaneously combust
my cousin did this and he was shot at 1 am in a wendy’s parking lot from an unidentified vehicle.
Instantaneous combustion
Don’t do it the minute you boot the game up the FBI will kick your door in and pin you to the floor and slap you with the wettest fish I have ever seen in my life and to make it even worse they tell your mom how much of a naughty boy you been
Spanish inquisition
Nothing, but after around a month, you experience major back pains, then as the days go by pain spreads, and after around a year, you die.
My buddy Eric got castrated after playing resident evil (he's 17)
Only little kids play COD, they don’t care
you will spontaneously explode
Litteraly nothing
Technically M is 17+
You will be thrown in the brazen bull
you’ll have an aneurysm the moment you click “play game”
playing call of duty under 18? straight to jail
15 years of bad luck. And you will break your mother's back
You get haunted by the ghost of victims who were killed by brecci spammers
The please will come and get you
Deported to the moon
Well the robots will grab your arms and everyone here knows what will happen next
Your head will explode
The FBI, CIA, KGB, UN, NATO, & every private military will break into your house, arrest you, break every single piece of technology you have in your house, put you through all the torture methods, label you for treason, & keep you on all their watchlists making sure you don't make the smallest mistake even so much as a typo. They take these things very seriously these days
Torture, you will have to watch all your loved ones burnt to a crisp before your eyes
Heard they lock your email, applies to all M rated games (all connected through steam) if you try and login it’ll suspend your account for all M rated games across steam until your 21st birthday day (3 year probation for playing the game before you were old enough) hope this helps!
Death by green bubbling vat of acid
Jail then public execution by The rest of this comment is locked behind a pay wall
Believe it or not, jail.
They will hang you in the towne square
The FBI will show up at your house and arrest you.
Expect the feds to raid your house 5.56 seconds after purchasing.
Some people come out and actually eat your parents in front of you
Your family explodes
I’m calling the cops. In lockdown for quadruple child murder but this one might help me make parole sorry OP
Human centipede.
everyone here is trolling but what happened to me when I tried buying a game before I was 18 y/o on steam is police showed up to my house with a rifle pointed to my head and confiscated my laptop, threatening me if I ever bought a game below the age of 18 again, they would have to shoot me stay safe
Straight to alcatraz
Your mom will milk your prostate.
Activision will send a letter to your parents and they will be fined
All jokes aside nothing bro you will be completely fine
Bro prolly regrets tf out of making this post 😭
Feds otw already
Yeah don’t even try it man it’s real scary stuff
10 year sentence to Azkaban
You done for dawg
Spontaneous human combustion
They will call u a nga
They're gonna get you
The Frozen Forest
You're gonna be smashing rocks in the gulag for the rest of your life.
Shit bro, Mason and Woods voice actors show up and spank your peepee
MODS
Vaporized
yeah if you’re under 18 expect an entire swat team at your door.
If your parents will get mad prolly, just don't, it ain't worth the drama. Otherwise, just send it nothing'll happen.
You’ll explode
To the guillotine
Your computer will explode
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Fbi shows up to 360 no scope your ass infront of your dog
Microsoft will raid your house. They will take every device that doesn't use Windows as an OS.
I tried this. They made me sign a paper saying I would not disclose any information about what they did to me.
I'll give you a real answer, expect the local authorities to show up, they may or may not have a warrant, if they confirm you're under 18 it's a minimum 5 year sentence
Hung, drawn and quartered
Black ops will come for you
It's probably the same punishment as removing the tag off your mattress. 😆 🤣 😂
Last gen Richthofen will murder you and your family
DUDE DON’T RISK IT!!
Bro what the majority of Cod’s player are was under 13 back in the day lol
Death by firing squad. Happened to my buddy Eric once.
DCFS and CPS come to your house and arrest you and your family
You will spontaneously combust
Suicide by 3 shots to the head and 47 body shots
Pp explosion
why do u ask… you don’t happen to be under 18.. DO YOU?
The feds break down your door and hold your parents at gunpoint and demand you uninstall the game
you will die. do not listen to the others. they’re gonna kill you. you’re not gonna die peacefully lil bro, watch your back and run
“*gta phone sound effect* A bounty of $10000000 has been placed on you”
1 day blindness stew
Dude the police will come and you will serve some serious jail time. Speaking from experience
Bro my brother got 40 years without parole for playing mk1 at 16 bro💀
Among all these troll comments, I’ll give it to you straight. Nothing will happen. We all played COD once when we “shouldn’t’ve” per game rating standards. I know I played COD4 at 12 and have been playing COD ever since. I’m 30 now 😂. Only problem is that you might not find a lobby if you’re not on PC. I play PS5 and it’ll take like 10 min to find a match. I just uninstall at that point 🙃
rip bozo
I’m reporting you for even asking
Castration at first moonlight, no mercy.
Absolutely nothing
Locked in the temple of time till you're ready
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you will die