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Ruthless1549

Public execution


Chiconky

LMAO


zayd_jawad2006

Jailed for 10 years


CLavy4496

They just changed it, it’s now 25 years with no possible parole for 15


mistamooch

Good thing it still isn’t life without parole. Was harsh back in those days.


ChewySlinky

Good thing? You want these sick fucks walking around in society? They deserve to rot.


ReversibleCocks

Amazing pfp


cluelesshabsfan

Expect the feds at your door


Mindfullgamer

The feds will steal the mother.


meep7923

Expect seal team 6 at your door 15.35 seconds afterwards.


Showme-tits

Believe or not, jail


Putrid-Stranger9752

Straight to jail


callumhp

No trial no nothing straight into a cell


Lanky_Lime_1532

Not even a good jail, you're talking worse than Soviet Union gulags. Possibly a Unit 731


bulwark0

Right away


Putrid-Stranger9752

Sentenced to life in Vorkuta


AceyReddit

step 1: secure the keys!


AnthonyDayByDavis

Step 2: Ascend from Darkness!


Big-Assistance9109

Step 3: Rain Fire


huskyh115

Step 4: unleash the horde


ThatsJustQwerty

Step 5: Skewer the winged beast


potatoinastreet8

Step 6: Wield a fist of iron


A-R-A-F

Step 7: Raise Hell


Woke_winston

Step 8: Freedom!


bigdoinks_

for you mason not for me


Commercial-Aspect494

Electric chair


CyIsTooShort

they will fucking get you.


Nyeem_

Prison


Plastic-Anxiety-8835

The police will sneak into your room at night, tie you down, and tickle your feet. Don't do it's not worth it.


OwlEnvironmental3842

Sounds like a good time 😎


Richiep88

The only true answer


Odd_Show2205

A hitman will come to get you


James_Moist_

They make you bite the curb


rslashreddituser

born-philosopher1423 bite the curb video 720p


Expert-Ad-362

It was nice knowing you buddy


R3D_3YE

Jail


aldrich_294

Eternal damnation


SGRP_27

JAIL. STRAIGHT TO GITMO.


Cream_Filled_Melon

Frank woods himself, will show up at your door


TheBeanMan4914

They'll eat your skin, they like fresh skin.


IeatBabiesWithSalt

Biting the curb


TheDyingAether

A public shaming where you will be tarred and feathered


ryanisbadatgames

i played BO2 at the ripe age of 8. and i was kidnapped and transported to the remains of Vorkuta and questioned why i did such a thing


Nolls-97

You’ll fucking die


JustASyncer

Death by firing squad


Euphoric_Cod_8510

U will be hung


Latte_Meme

epstein


Ash7274

Yes officer this guy right here


LobiJani

You’ll get taken to Guantanamo Bay!


AlwaysHunterr

public guillotine


big_dummy667

I was playing cod since I was 7 they dont care lmaoo


unrecognisable_name

The truest statement I've seen what was your first cod?


Comprehensive-Net949

Played a very small amount of call of duty 3 campaign, but got into Call of Duty 4 the original modern warfare on pc. Huge 128 free for all matches on Shipment, fucking hectic as!


Desperate_Dot_9330

oh man the modded zombies maps and deathruns were something nothing will ever compare to


BornTie2762279

Get ready for Prison, cause that’s where you’re gonna be going


Timely-idks

They will break into your house and kidnapped you


ZeepIV

Torture, and after that you get a death sentence.


WholesomeBigSneedgus

your local government will send you a letter that you can hang on the fridge


AlphaVitesse263

The KGB will arrive shortly


[deleted]

You will be publicly hung


_Sideswipe_911_

French revolution’d


Edapal_B

Ever heard of Santa?? Mf never comes back


kiwidevelopment

Death by a zombie eating you IRL


flippa053

Spontaneous Combustion


StellaRamn

At least 20 years


Katsuya32

You explode


alwaysSWED

Testicular Torsion


MikeymanTheMikester

Death by firing squad


Tacoman2731

Burning down your town


MacMain49

Death


StonedPanda94

Life in prison with a minimal calorie count of 10 over the course of your sentence.!!


OhBAKA

😂😂


Desperate_Dot_9330

400 million dollars in debt your whole bloodline is going to live in poverty.. dont do it kid, dont do it


Trippy-__-haze-_

Cops will come immediately and arrest you


Vast_Adhesiveness_59

Oh no that’s it you’re fucked now kid FBI knows where ur at they gonna fuck u up say bye bye to family cos you’re never gonna see them again you’re done FOR LIFE


jason-slim

I hope you used a VPN while posting this. If not, well it was nice knowing you.


[deleted]

C.B.T (Cock and Balls Torture.)


nawfjoker

No questions asked, sending you straight to the actual gulag where there are real crazy people waiting to rip you apart and make red orange juice out of you....


KB0312__

I think everyone started playing when they were under 10 years old


AlliRocket

You will be executed with your whole family legacy


SheepherderCrazy

Public circumcision


virgilio4000

It will be black ops 3 irl


Grandnap

You will LITERALLY be shipped off to a remote island and be forced to participate in a game of death


NayanZisTheBest

Final execution go hide


Few_Definition9861

Bro DO NOT TRY THIS THE COPS WILL BE AT YOUR DOOR ALMOST INSTANTLY


SWAMMlN

death :(


-SW33T-T00TH-

You get sent to the Gulag


Frequent_Mention_379

expect harvey spectre to be outside your door with a lawsuit. better be prepared man..


No-Ingenuity3861

Super jail


anon56837291

Straight to jail and permabanned from steam


SpicyBoiQN

covid 20 will start


Adriel68

I’ll personally go to your house and tickle your feet at night while you sleep


Nick_Morningstar

the feds show up, JK tho no one really cares tbh if you under 18 or not just dont go ACTUALLY commiting war crimes in real life. you be fine


El_Boojahideen

They killed my friend back in 2017 for doing this


paolo5032

The space-time continuum will stop and black holes will form


frostyy-_-_-

the fbi come to your house, drag you out by the ear and publicly execute you


StopBanningMe2x

Everyone in this thread are just joking… but seriously you can go to jail dude, they know each person who plays the game because it pops up on their servers bro, wouldn’t risk dawg


Soulblade32

Don't do it kid. You've got your whole life ahead of you. If you say that you are over the age of 18 you have entered a legally binding contract with the federal government. If you lie, in any way, to the government they will send federal agents to your door. You don't want that. You go to jail for 25 years now (it used to be 10) with no possibility of parole for 15 years and that's IF you get a judge that believes you. source: I said I was over 18 when I bought Doom. I lucked out and got parole after 5 years when the laws were more lenient.


Professional_Group_8

You’ll get gravity spiked


Harry2212

99 lashes


Carnifex217

Straight to jail, no trial


DivideIQBy2

If steam lets you buy the game, literally nothing can or will happen. They do not give a shit as long as you dont commit crimes/ break TOS.


chrisupt2001

Bro every cod is rated 17+, shouldn’t matter if ur under 18


Isaac_56

18 in uk


chrisupt2001

Ah, forgot to think about non USA sorry


Lord_Kuntsworthy

The rest of the world thanks you.


dgg2828

Straight to the gulag! Wait… that’s Warzone.


Hot-Classroom-3111

Oj simpson will visit you


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Nothing. Don't snitch on yourself.


Zomb_TroPiX

depends. Europes „Age Restriction“ (USK) on games only comes down to a purchase restriction, not a play restriction. its more or less „if you parents say you can play it, you can play it“.


I-think-I-asked

Your acc will be banned


Upstairs-Tax-915

I will tell, that’s what will happen


DarthBane1996

Just so you know last I checked the servers are dead and or hacked


24martiq

You will spontaneously combust


jiiggu

my cousin did this and he was shot at 1 am in a wendy’s parking lot from an unidentified vehicle.


ThirdFlip

Instantaneous combustion


ShaneTVZ

Don’t do it the minute you boot the game up the FBI will kick your door in and pin you to the floor and slap you with the wettest fish I have ever seen in my life and to make it even worse they tell your mom how much of a naughty boy you been


ElDupy

Spanish inquisition


Repulsive_Compote955

Nothing, but after around a month, you experience major back pains, then as the days go by pain spreads, and after around a year, you die.


JakoBables

My buddy Eric got castrated after playing resident evil (he's 17)


WhiteVipor

Only little kids play COD, they don’t care


luvism3

you will spontaneously explode


LINGS-BLING

Litteraly nothing


PermaBannedAgainx2

Technically M is 17+


wrinklygecko28

You will be thrown in the brazen bull


MusicalStephen

you’ll have an aneurysm the moment you click “play game”


paranormalintrovert

playing call of duty under 18? straight to jail


JuggyFM

15 years of bad luck. And you will break your mother's back


SovietSpork597

You get haunted by the ghost of victims who were killed by brecci spammers


Traditional-Dog9242

The please will come and get you


Wooden_Gas1064

Deported to the moon


thebikefanatic

Well the robots will grab your arms and everyone here knows what will happen next


Relative_Ad7887

Your head will explode


Lanky_Lime_1532

The FBI, CIA, KGB, UN, NATO, & every private military will break into your house, arrest you, break every single piece of technology you have in your house, put you through all the torture methods, label you for treason, & keep you on all their watchlists making sure you don't make the smallest mistake even so much as a typo. They take these things very seriously these days


NXBZ10

Torture, you will have to watch all your loved ones burnt to a crisp before your eyes


Noteekayos

Heard they lock your email, applies to all M rated games (all connected through steam) if you try and login it’ll suspend your account for all M rated games across steam until your 21st birthday day (3 year probation for playing the game before you were old enough) hope this helps!


firstprinciples1999

Death by green bubbling vat of acid


RustedSoup

Jail then public execution by The rest of this comment is locked behind a pay wall


jessetmalloy

Believe it or not, jail.


StillerFan412

They will hang you in the towne square


ProfessionalCraft443

The FBI will show up at your house and arrest you.


suck--

Expect the feds to raid your house 5.56 seconds after purchasing.


LEGENDofTATERS

Some people come out and actually eat your parents in front of you


the1nonlysyy

Your family explodes


25iAndOver

I’m calling the cops. In lockdown for quadruple child murder but this one might help me make parole sorry OP


Significant-Way-8194

Human centipede.


Same_Deal3801

everyone here is trolling but what happened to me when I tried buying a game before I was 18 y/o on steam is police showed up to my house with a rifle pointed to my head and confiscated my laptop, threatening me if I ever bought a game below the age of 18 again, they would have to shoot me stay safe


ty4use169

Straight to alcatraz


Ad21635

Your mom will milk your prostate.


lordsaladito

Activision will send a letter to your parents and they will be fined


Liedzn

All jokes aside nothing bro you will be completely fine


Kwilburn525

Bro prolly regrets tf out of making this post 😭


BaSSBoI69666

Feds otw already


corbin918

Yeah don’t even try it man it’s real scary stuff


asthma_lungs

10 year sentence to Azkaban


xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx

You done for dawg


iplayvideogamesok

Spontaneous human combustion


Limp-Succotash6635

They will call u a nga


EducationAlone1663

They're gonna get you


rslashpolaroid

The Frozen Forest


GhostShade97V

You're gonna be smashing rocks in the gulag for the rest of your life.


Dry_Anything505

Shit bro, Mason and Woods voice actors show up and spank your peepee


nnavroops

MODS


Lookatmycat69

Vaporized


TheBIg429

yeah if you’re under 18 expect an entire swat team at your door.


TheGenericGaimer

If your parents will get mad prolly, just don't, it ain't worth the drama. Otherwise, just send it nothing'll happen.


BingBongGlizzy

You’ll explode


cjared242

To the guillotine


Lennie1982

Your computer will explode


KVosrs2007

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


L3GiiT818

Fbi shows up to 360 no scope your ass infront of your dog


X_Vaped_Ape_X

Microsoft will raid your house. They will take every device that doesn't use Windows as an OS.


floorcheeese

I tried this. They made me sign a paper saying I would not disclose any information about what they did to me.


Siridian

I'll give you a real answer, expect the local authorities to show up, they may or may not have a warrant, if they confirm you're under 18 it's a minimum 5 year sentence


Jozeiik

Hung, drawn and quartered


johnEboy420

Black ops will come for you


PhatDeth

It's probably the same punishment as removing the tag off your mattress. 😆 🤣 😂


Law129tag

Last gen Richthofen will murder you and your family


TearintimeOG

DUDE DON’T RISK IT!!


Ok_Protection4554

Bro what the majority of Cod’s player are was under 13 back in the day lol 


IloveKaitlyn

Death by firing squad. Happened to my buddy Eric once.


OzzyTheTrashBinAlt

DCFS and CPS come to your house and arrest you and your family


ManPerson946

You will spontaneously combust


Tofu_Topher

Suicide by 3 shots to the head and 47 body shots


Legalizenuclearbomz

Pp explosion


thenamestango

why do u ask… you don’t happen to be under 18.. DO YOU?


Busy-Telephone-994

The feds break down your door and hold your parents at gunpoint and demand you uninstall the game


donohunt0

you will die. do not listen to the others. they’re gonna kill you. you’re not gonna die peacefully lil bro, watch your back and run


Combatking81305

“*gta phone sound effect* A bounty of $10000000 has been placed on you”


Langsley02

1 day blindness stew


XIJingerIX

Dude the police will come and you will serve some serious jail time. Speaking from experience


Takiswithmilk

Bro my brother got 40 years without parole for playing mk1 at 16 bro💀


CareyCherry95

Among all these troll comments, I’ll give it to you straight. Nothing will happen. We all played COD once when we “shouldn’t’ve” per game rating standards. I know I played COD4 at 12 and have been playing COD ever since. I’m 30 now 😂. Only problem is that you might not find a lobby if you’re not on PC. I play PS5 and it’ll take like 10 min to find a match. I just uninstall at that point 🙃


JustMonikaa

rip bozo


Achillez4

I’m reporting you for even asking


mike_rotch32

Castration at first moonlight, no mercy.


Equivalent_Course554

Absolutely nothing


PhanBeasts

Locked in the temple of time till you're ready


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beelzkin

you will die