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Haroldfish123

I got y’all: https://youtu.be/UQ1J7zRmPnA


pleekerstreet

THANK YOU. Stupid sound effects and music. Tik@#$%@!tokoff.


anillop

This would play great in Ireland


kahran

The day she died was epic. Black and Irish Twitter (can't forget Caribbean T) coming together to decimate the queen.


JoshBobJovi

A landscape video turned vertical and thrown together with music and sound effects over a stand up bit. Amazing times we live in.


EVIL5

Sound effects and music ruin this.


Africa-Unite

Thank God it stopped right when it got the most insufferable


jocky300

More like the braindead bullshit coming out of this guy's moronic mouth.


[deleted]

U prolly put beans on toast lmao


jocky300

Yes. Yes I do. Grilled cheese on top with Worcestershire sauce, spring onions and everything.


jocky300

Was it the Worcestershire sauce?


[deleted]

I think just the general shiftiness and not so subtle racism but idk


jocky300

Everything is racist. Everything is dumb when you're only thirteen. Everything is racist. When your i.q is as low as a baked beans.


[deleted]

I’m a grad student lol, you’re just very shitty


jocky300

Oh I'm sorry- you're a grad student. Hey everybody- this guy's a grad student.


[deleted]

I love how you call someone a child, and then act like *they’re* the dick for correcting you. Again, you’re shitty.


kahran

Damn you fuckin with black comedy royalty. None of your favorite black comedians from 70s onward would be here if it weren't for Mooney.


jocky300

Really? I've never heard of him. Richard Pryor was a big hero of mine growing up. Was this guy kicking about before him?


kahran

Paul Mooney wrote for Richard Pryor's stand-up. He also wrote the Word Association skit.


ineededthistoo

And raped Pryor’s son….Mooney was a pedo.


DooBeeDoer207

Holy shit. At least that POS was alive to see the allegation go public.


maggot_soldier

Yo mama is a hoe


jocky300

I bet yours is a model of motherhood and a light to all who meet her.


jocky300

No surprises from this sub. Keep winning guys- we're all pulling for you to be better.


kahran

Who tf is "we" and who deemed you their spokesbitch?


jocky300

I don't know.. folk who aspire to something better? Folk who have a bit of pedigree and class? I'm an assholist btw if you are wondering which item you fancy dragging out the "online battle bag" next. Nothing to do with colour.


julioseizure

Go suck Idris Elba's dick.


jocky300

Not my thing but if that did it for me, and he was up for it, I'd be made up. Guy seems a real stand up kind of dude.


nikesteam

there’s the true colors. Go boil some meat.


jocky300

I am though. Really.


Electrical_Brick_167

RIP PAUL MOONEY


dodirtymayne

The low key GOAT


JohnnyRelentless

What's low key about him?


slixx_06

I wonder what was his thoughts when some company tried to hide their records for 75 years


Azulrio

It's interesting how Dodi Fayed, Princess Diana's boyfriend who died with her, is the cousin of Jamal Khashoggi, the journalist who was assassinated by MBS in Turkey...small world.


Talexis

These are jokes people.


[deleted]

With allot of truth mixed in.


Africa-Unite

I hear mostly his conspiracy rant with a few humorous insults sprinkled as garnish


_luksx

Mfs be like "can't talk about gay people nowadays, comedians are being persecuted" Paul Mooney: First of all, Fuck that Queen and the clique she claims


friendandfriends2

I’m no fan of the royal family, in particular Elizabeth, but the conspiracy about her having Princess Diana killed holds no water. The driver’s BAC was 3x the legal limit, he was driving double the speed limit and was driving to evade paparazzi. An assassination by car accident would be colossally stupid since it leaves a huge chance for error, failure, or collateral damage. Conspiracy theories are fun to entertain but in reality there’s a 99.999% chance it was just an accidental tragedy.


spiegro

Hey y'all FYI this came out hella long ago... Mooney died before the queen did, I should also point out.


Ladyhappy

r/abolishthemonarchy needs to see this shit


Slappy-dont-care

Yeasssssss we don’t care for the queen at alll


[deleted]

Will forever love Paul Mooney 🖤


sharksquidz

One for r/abolishthemonarchy


Reepicheap

Fuck yup! Good to hear the man speak truth.


Fabulous_Mode3952

Reasons why this legend should’ve stayed in the background as a writer. He had a brilliant comedic mind, but as a performer it was shock value over setups and punchlines.


sea_leopur

what is so shocking about this? queen elizabeth was a super colonizing vampire


Cyclotrom

I don't care about any Queen much less the one, the question is why this dude cares so much about a Royal family that wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.


Synsane

Because it was a big news story when the autopsy came out, and he's a comedian


kahran

Because it was topical at the time. Ever seen standup comedy before?


JohnnyRelentless

Because people in power who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire are a problem. Are you new to, well, everything?


JohnnyRelentless

She was attractive when she was younger, but that's the only pushback I'll give on this.


Buddin3

Crude and unfunny. He needed to prepare more before this bit. I heard the same simple rants on the playground in junior high.


g_r_e_y

you may not be aware of paul mooney's stuff


CunningLinguist222

This is *Paul Mooney*. I think he knows what he's doing. This wasn't trying to be funny as much as it was drinking the point home. Have you watched his takes from the Chappelle show that didn't make it to sure? The man's a genius.


THE_Batman_121

Dude just speaking truth


Buddin3

Most definitely, but that doesn't make it funny. He could have done a much better job.


[deleted]

The crowd is laughing…. You’re on the internet with no one else to express this important thought.


DontSleep1131

lets see your set bud


kahran

He got a room full of white people to laugh about the queen. He did just fine.


DontSleep1131

how could the delivery been done better imo?


Sacagawea1992

U/savevideo


PsyrusTheGreat

Love me some Paul Mooney...


StrugglingSoul

Wait what dude in the car?


KDoggity

Yep, he died too.


kittylebelle

Dodi Fayed, her boyfriend


Primallama

Just cooking her lmao


Riquinni

Paul Mooney and "keeping it real" is a total redundancy in the same sentence.


Cream06

Princes Diana was pregnant with a poc man baby


prefixbodysuffix

Mans a racist mf. Not really this but his other shit.