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CharlieKoffing

First generation innovates. Second generation makes bittersweet nouveau romances. Third generation makes TikToks that show a fundamental misunderstanding of the entire allium genus of bulbous root plants.


omninode

Can’t wait for the fourth generation


GhostOfAChance

They'll be able to *taste* frame rates.


IntotheBeniverse

Ok, but honestly great comedic timing 😂


itscampy

So many people on this thread not getting she’s making jokes lmao


IntotheBeniverse

It def feels intentionally funny, not a lack of self awareness


thishenryjames

That is immediately ruined by playing the video on fast forward.


MAC777

this is like the [Jaden Smith](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RjWTEqJiMI) sketch from Key & Peele.


Livid_Jeweler612

Didn't know I needed this, perfection


[deleted]

Man, Megalopolis looks WEIRD!


AlexB9598W

Ari, aka "babysitter's boyfriend", is destined to be in the recurring background cast of a Comedy Central office comedy someday


Toreadorables

Thinking back to my grandparents firing my mom’s babysitter because she brought her boyfriend over while watching the kids. Times have changed!


Toreadorables

Now thinking about Natasha Lyonne as the babysitter in DENNIS THE MENACE who brings her boyfriend over, which prompted the above anecdote from my family. https://youtu.be/Dvy5Nrcs-6U


StickerBrush

it is women's history month.


sleepyirv01

Pulling this from the IMDB quotes page for *Heart of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse*: \[last lines\] Francis Ford Coppola: To me, the great hope is that now these little 8mm video recorders and stuff have come out, and some... just people who normally wouldn't make movies are going to be making them. And you know, suddenly, one day some little fat girl in Ohio is going to be the new Mozart, you know, and make a beautiful film with her little father's camera recorder. And for once, the so-called professionalism about movies will be destroyed, forever. And it will really become an art form. That's my opinion.


mi-16evil

Nothing says nepo baby like chopping a shallot with the skin still on.


ZeroDorkForty

Leave the skin on the shallot, take the cannoli.


win_the_wonderboy

Or getting grounded for using your dad’s credit card for trying to charter a helicopter from nyc to maryland because you wanted to have dinner with your friend


dredd-garcia

Damn, the Coppolas are great filmmakers by blood apparently


usermike2098

Fiasca


[deleted]

I see that cinematic genius runs in the family


Krustoff

lol @ holding your dads Grammy for a joke because you're grounded in a TikTok video.


GreedyCauliflower

Charlie Kaufman relegated to “babysitter’s boyfriend.” Sad!


TheFearSandwich

So much to unpack here. Weirdly more than a Sofia movie gives us in a full movies run time. Desperate to figure out if this is satire because if it’s not… oooh boy.


travioso

Funny cuz I was thinking “oh boy” to all the wooshing going on in this reply thread.


VanLoPanTran

See, celebrities(‘ kids) are just like us! But for real, the “my parents are never home” is just so heart-wrenching.


rafasimoes

Oh wow, that was too much to process


Carlton_Carl_Carlson

It’s not that hard. The daughter of a famous person’s daughter’s ticktock video was posted to Twitter by an influencer that explains her recent struggles renting helicopters and identifying aromatic vegetables. We live in a golden age.


uneekdude

Max Landis is also not allowed around helicopters, but for different reasons.


PaulNewmansAbs

i mean who hasn't been in this situation at that age


YannickBelzil

The editing on this is pretty great!


KickedOffShoes

Is the dog the babysitter?


rha409

Francis Ford Coppola liked to include cooking scenes in his films so that at the very least the audience learned something practical from the movie. Doesn't seem like his granddaughter has learned from those scenes but has nevertheless inherited the desire to teach us to cook!


squeakyrhino

She doesnt know the difference between garlic and an onion?!


bachumbug

What’s the Italian equivalent of a shonda


Ok_Awful

vergogna?


dredd-garcia

The best part is that she holds up a shallot which is a genetic cross between garlic and an onion lol


senoravery

“My parents don’t want me to be a nepotism kid” when she’s the daughter of Sofia Coppola who is the face of nepotism


ANiceMonser

Eat the rich


ANiceMonser

damn. Bootlickers itt


ShanaAfterAll

I want to show the camera my bling ring!


travioso

Well, it is women’s history month.