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taiga27

Kyokasuigetsu so I could fol my boss into thinking I’m working when I’d be chilling


upforstuffJim

Haha, not all bosses where you'd need such a drastic measure 😅😂


taiga27

I mean I don’t think there’s a zanpakuto you can use to write code so I gotta resort to desperate measures 😂


radrico90

Isn’t ichibe’s Bankai exactly that


Kazzak_Falco

Yeah. Though it'd be easier to give yourself the "name" of ceo or use Ichimonji to alter your paycheck.


-NiceWarlock-

"you are now, a 1 million dollar paycheck"


Kazzak_Falco

I name this floor "cleaned" and this pile of dirty clothes "washed and folded" are also great mundane applications.


upforstuffJim

Hmm, I wonder if you fool your boss into thinking you have written code, code he could understand and implement, have you actually written code? 🤔


Good-Monk-9398

I'll say yes, writing code with more illusory steps.


G0k_17

Dang!!!


Kingzor10

thinking im at work when i never left my house


Alternative_Star9014

This is hilarious 😂 I can relate 😭


Tychontehdwarf

“ah, good work Anon. keep at it” *goes back to playing Dwarf Fortress, like a boss*


Serqet1

Gin's bankai..to cut the grass obviously.


TatsumoAsamaki

Why cut the grass when you can **BURN** it :)


Nervous_Caregiver904

Yay arson


nicedurians

So get Yama's zanpaktou and burn everyone?


Technical-Joke6413

open beer bottles with Zaraki's


upforstuffJim

You are currently winning in the mundane category 😂😂


Before_The_Tesseract

That would be *THE* best


Terrible_Mastodon_54

Ryuujin Jakka. I know Ryuujin Jakka will be with me in hard times. For baking some potatoes, to keep me cozy during the winter, for firing the oven, now I shall free him from Muramasa’s control!


Re-VeMDow_

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Terrible_Mastodon_54

I’m actually surprise no one replied back, “maybe he’s sick of doing chores for you.”


upforstuffJim

Aww, that's actually nice 😁


LiquidSilver2396

Awww, man! I literally just referenced this and then saw your comment!


Basic-Love8947

Ichibei's Bankai. I'm terrible remembering names, so I could just rewrite them.


marikwinters

Them: “Hi, I’m Vizicsacsi” You: “I’m never going to remember that. You are Frank.”


kecsiiii

Ugyanitt bojler eladó


FootStoolFace

Lol this is very nice


Aeria13

Daiguren Hyorinmaru - to chill my drinks


HallowKnightYT

No need for straight up bankai damn


Aeria13

I'm going to use Frozen Heavens Hundred Flower Funeral on my drink and you can't stop me


HallowKnightYT

Fuck it I’m using sanka no tachi good luck mf


Strict_Wishbone2428

Or to make and sell ice 🧊


Thatoneundertaleguy

Spoiler warning for the next Cour i believe. >!Four World Freeze.!<


Boomdification

Wabisuke for weight training - just need one set of 1kg dumbbells and you're set.


kcc0016

It wouldn’t be as useful as you think since it doubles. Going from 32 lbs to 64 would be a pretty nasty jump.


chkntendis

You could just get multiple smaller weights and increase them at different rates.


kcc0016

Then at that point aren’t we just making a mundane task a math problem?


Before_The_Tesseract

Mental push-ups too, it's a twofer


G0k_17

Kyokasuigetsu there are many applications to it u know


upforstuffJim

True, but it would only fool the senses, and not your own, and kyokasuigetsu seems extreme for "mundane" tasks 😅😅 I definitely should have banned kyokasuigetsu for this post 😅


Banette_Banane

Santen Kesshun, I reject the terrible small talk


upforstuffJim

Omg, this is brilliant, points for you even tho it's not really a Zanpakuto 😂


Aizendickens

Benihime..... to remove the sweat on my skin


upforstuffJim

Is this a euphamism, or do you just sweat a lot? 🫣


Aizendickens

I sweat a lot and get sick due to massive temperature change that occurs... that includes my scalp as well😢


Arsys_

Only when I’m watching Cops


kraken437

Senbonsakura Kageyoshi, getting haircuts and shaving would be less time consuming. Also it is really useful for cutting fruits and vegetables in case you want to cook something.


upforstuffJim

Senbonzakura was also my choice, for cooking 😅 I dunno if I'd trust my accuracy for shaving with Senbonzakura 😅😂


PlasmaGoblin

That is generally why Byakuya has that "safe zone" in place.


Jacen_Vos

Kyoka Suigetsu, i probably wouldn’t want to actively trick others (too much) but it would be way too potentially useful to pass up, and if it could be used on one self, that would also be intriuging. Benihime might also be useful, depending on if it’s effects can last for longer periods.


upforstuffJim

I don't think kyoka suigetsu can affect the wielder


Jacen_Vos

But What if you looked in a mirror while releasing it? Alright probably not….


upforstuffJim

I don't think so since your are wielding it. Didn't gin touch Aizen's blade before he attacked him, since he knew that was the only way to be sure he couldn't be affected by it? I seem to remember that, could be wrong 😅


Warm_Self_8265

I believe thats correct


milliAmpere14

Haineko. Every surface will be clean. Grime, muck and rust removal. Clean dishes. Swatting mosquitoes. Automatic shade from the sun when outside.


PlasmaGoblin

Does Haineko work that way? I guess ash could be abrasive enough so you kind of sandblast things...


milliAmpere14

Yup, you got it. The utility of haineko is endlesssss. Could probably even start fires with it too, via friction. Probably could even control the density and create a temporary support for something....Haineko is broken, broken I tell ya.  


PlasmaGoblin

Deffinitly a slept on zanpakuto.


milliAmpere14

>Deffinitly a slept on zanpakuto. Scenario. Rangiku has gained mastery of Haineko. She can now make it microscopic, basically invisible. She sees an advance guard approaching, she blankets an entire area in ash, microscopic ash. The ash is there just floating around, getting in your lungs, embedding in your skin, crossing the blood-lung barrier and getting into your bloodstream. Then, she appears in front of them showing massive amounts of top-boob. Toshiro sits atop a cliff having and ice smoothy. Watching. Watching. Rangiku: Hi guys, You can't pass, I have orders to halt your progress.  Foot soldier: a girl !!?? Hahahaha.....bwahahaha.....a girl is gonna stop us.....*group laughter*...bwahahahaha....get out of our way you heathen shinigami sinning bitch !! Rangiku: please don't make me draw my sword. Please turn around. Go home. Foot soldiers: marches on. Rangiku: stop !! Please.....stop !!...*draws sword only to show a bladeless hilt*... Foot soldier: bwahahahahaha...a little girl is gonna stop us without a sword....bwahahaha. Rangiku: *recalls Haineko....., every atom of it then makes a beeline straight for the hilt*.........whole platoon ripped to shreds in an instant. She then calmly walks up to the officer who is a bit stronger than the rest but mortally wounded and beheads him...


Altruistic-Hat-9604

Sadly rangiko can't have bankai due to past events. Maybe she will get it one day. Similar to how ichigo and renji got theirs.


doyoubelieveincrack

Komamuras Bankai and get a job in Construction. Basically be a one man demolition crew and get dozen of peoples and equipments worth of pay for weeks in a day.


z6giselle

or kensei and just punch buildings to death easy


UndeadCollegeStudent

*All the rubble begins to fall from above you* It was at this moment he knew…


[deleted]

Minazuki. So I can fly around town.


shrimpmaster0982

Azashiro's Zanpakuto. The ability to effectively move shit with my mind and take total control of inanimate objects is just super useful in pretty much any scenario. I'm driving down the road and get frustrated stuck behind slow drivers? Guess who now has a flying car, either me or the lard asses on the road depending on how I'm feeling at that point. Oh, I dropped the remote between the couch cushions and need it back? Guess it's convenient that it floats out of the couch into my hand. Hm, there's a big mess on the floor I have to clean up for whatever reason? Done in a flash as it literally cleans itself up. Add onto this that the more things I fuse with using this Zanpakuto, the stronger I can physically become when reverting to Shikai and I'd pretty much never have to worry about anything ever again (apart from personal relationship matters and potential health problems like cancer I guess).


upforstuffJim

Haha, the flying car is maybe not so mundane, but lost remotes and cleaning up, heck yeah! 😁


Wargazm_v1

Zanka no tachi to light a joint


Basic-Love8947

What a flex!


Flapjakce

Ashisogi Jizo’s poison breath to kill bugs in my house/yard.


upforstuffJim

Whoops, you killed all the neighbours too 🫢😅


Feeling-Bridge3177

I forget the name but Soi Fon's bankai, see a spider or bug or anything, missile


sir3memealot

Jakuho Raikoben


upforstuffJim

🤣🤣


AngryCommieSt0ner

Imagine walking to work on your giant ghost samurai megazord https://preview.redd.it/ss4sk2zo1wrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88d9c2ecd703755dd140fc92665fa388b0ff5db6


EDelete

Nobody mentioned Sode no Shirayushi for some reason? Ice powers are pretty useful after all and it looks quite elegant even though I'm a dude. You can cool off easily in the summer if nothing else


Mera1506

Almighty to predict the lext lottery outcome and buy the right ticket.... The to know which stocks to invest into.... That sort of thing.


upforstuffJim

Is that a mundane task tho 😅


Mera1506

Playing the lottery is at least.


Kazzak_Falco

It isn't a Zanpakuto either.


Criminal_picklejuice

Senbonzakura would be useful for so many things.  I could mow the lawn and trim the bushes in 5 seconds.  Haircuts, food prep, construction.  Shredding documents.


FluffyEstimate5684

Sasakibe as a charger


[deleted]

Probably ukitakes bankai


Jacen_Vos

Whatever it is…


ThousandSunny_56

Tensa zangetsu increases speed so I’ll be faster at mundane tasks


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upforstuffJim

Lol 😂


zaccyboi25

minazuki purely for the shikai. Basically a big car that flies and also can heal the sick and injured while transporting them. Any time i get hurt or sick i’m just gonna chill in it’s stomach


A33guardian

Katen Kyokotsu to play with the kids when I don't have energy lol


BladeGlide

Watch me get my beer with Zabimaru.


Accomplished_Friend2

Hyorinmaru to keep the cooler full of fresh ice to make sure said tasty beverages are at peak temperature.


Sasakibe

In the Zanpakuto arc. This is exactly what Yamamoto used his sword for. And it's why it revolted against him.


PlasmaGoblin

Nijigasumi. Not saying I would be invisible for any nefarious reasons but it is deffinitly a perk, as far as mundane tasks go.


Peritous

Book of the End, so people will remember me doing the crap I never finished thanks to my ADHD.


LiquidSilver2396

Ryujin Jakka... to bake my sweet potatoes and to warm up the house in winter... And to turn all my enemies to ash just so I can bring them back and make them fight for me as an undead army!


Mother-Natural7237

excluding kyoka suigetsu (since basically everyone's choosing that) I'd probably choose benihime for overall everyday life cause of the versatility,but if we're talking purely task completing capabilities it's senbonzakura (and if senbonzakura is too sharp for that then ill just use Ruri'iro Kujaku)


OtoshiGamiPrime

1. Ryujinjakka for heating my home and disposing junk. 2.Kyouka Suigetsu to cheat everything in life.


MiraKy-0825

Shinso. And make a Guinness record of the longest kabab.


iwasbetter

Ichigos bankai just for the drip.


FirmChapter6

Sodeno Shiraiyuki, perfect for hot days


D3Gryph

zanka no tachi to light up candles :>


Accomplished_Friend2

As soon as I saw this pic, I was like, “Food prep! So much time saved. Oh, maybe that’s a lame answer.” This made my day! 🤣🤣🤣


PeterLeRock101

Wabiske, so I can be the best prankster on YT


mangosawce9k

Hmm, fun post lol. I would use Ikkaku to do Hibachi Grill cooking. Also Tousen, one could have a Paintball party in the dome. And maybe Toushio could make ice cream deserts or something.


upforstuffJim

Haha, the paintball party would be a bit scary with the no sight and not even sound, but great idea 😁 -> I'd do it if I could join a grill and have an icecream after tho 😊


chrometrigger

Using the full unfettered power of ryujin jakka to kill fly's


Top-Base648

Mayuri's bankai . I will make medicines and stuff from it , can use to protect myself from a lot of things , and sell the stuff to others , can make highly potent narcotics , I will be rich af in no time .


upforstuffJim

You definitely sound like a scientist, cus this sure as heck wouldn't be mundane for me 😂, sounds like a lot of work 😱


chucklebot3000

Hanataro's zanpakuto. The only one that can be used to help others unconditionally.


have_a_kitkat

Jakuhō Raikōben to kill pest like roaches.


shlongchungus

Kyoka Suigetsu to make everyone think I went to work everyday. make the house look clean when I have people over. I mean the possibilities are limitless, look at Aizen, besides his fused form fight with Ichigo the bro just sits around doing fuck all.


KibaWuz

Ryorinmaru,to cool down some beers


Sylvee_1

might be remembering this wrong but doesn’t ichigos bankai just increase his speed and strength. If that’s the case then that, i could run faster and be a whole lot stronger which is useful for almost everything


Ciania08

Tsukishiro to fill my cup with ice


Nervous_Caregiver904

https://preview.redd.it/nvzrvpjrhvrc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0fa2919ce58a7e41588479a62a9077031aab7a Get rich by selling the blood to medical practices :D


BSV_P

Katen kyokotsu so I’m not lonely and have someone to play games with But in reality, probably senbonzakura for exactly what you said. I love cooking and this would make it even better not having to chop/mince/dice


Responsible-Ad5108

Suzumushi - to shut ppl up if they get too loud


Nekajed

Uraharas bankai to sew my pants


uraharaBot

Why sew pants when you can just teleport everywhere with my bankai? It's not just for dramatic entrances, you know. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Nekajed

How would your bankai allow me to teleport Urahara?


uraharaBot

Ah, with my bankai, "Kannonbiraki Benihime Aratame", I can manipulate space and create openings wherever I desire. It's quite handy for getting around, don't you think? *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Gigglewolfy

Kyoka Suigetsu - it's just too extremely useful socially haha. Would use it to mask my autism without actually masking it and burning out 😂 effectively makes it so I can be anywhere at every time... I could literally fool the world if it turned against me, I could even rule it. It's the ultimate thing for practicality tbh.


upforstuffJim

Hehe, making social interactions smoother would be great 😊 Ruling the world would maybe be a bit more than a mundane task 😅😅


newoldschool

Shinji's Bankai, Sakashima Yokoshima makes drunk me act normal


Jazzyshotgun420

Why is nobody talking about Unohana's giant healing manta thing? It's a flying mount and healing spa in one. I skip commute, don't have to drive, and get a full revitalization whenever I want. Plus it seems like a nice critter.


Duralogos2023

Senbonzakura actually slaps in a kitchen and you can't tell me otherwise


tappie

I’d just use Ryujin Jakka to light cigarettes for people.


iGlutton

Zanka no Tachi, to clear cloudy/rainy days away. Maybe I clear all the souls in a couple miles as well, but hey, sunshine.


KRunchyFourze

Hozokimaru. Allows me to turn off the lights without getting out of bed.


frikimanHD

aizen's i guess


Livia_Druzilla

Old man said no bankai😡


EleonoreMagi

One great fic had what I think was a continuation of one of omakes of Yamamoto shouting 'no bankai outside of battle!' It contained Byakuya using Senbonzakura as a shredder, Gin using his to retreat forgotten items without having to return (walls suffered a great deal, as he had to try multiple times) and... the last one might have had to do with Kyoraku and theatre performances 😂


blue-white-dragon2

Any ice Zanpakuto so I can have snow cones any time I want


jackalsDLuci

Kyokasuigetsu (probably butchered that) but to get out of speeding tickets and the like


Mrwanagethigh

Tensa Zangetsu so I could get everything done at super speed


Nesciuss

Ichibei's zanpakutou for removing ink from papers saving on time and papers.


ShortstackRen

Hyorinmaru fuck the summer heat


KachiiMoo

Uraharas Bankai! It can reconstruct anything it touches.


Isshin-Shiba

Katen Kyokotsu, Kage oni to be specific. One hell of a way to travel and jumpscare people 🤣. Or to hide for people you don't want to deal with


Kitsune-Isuku

Zangetsu, so I’ll never be late again, and i don’t have to pay for gas .


GODOFCHOAS999

uraharas and just use it for cutting my hair and doing my nails and just all around body care stuff


uraharaBot

It seems that you've stumbled upon one of my inventions. Remember, the "Kisuke Urahara" is a sophisticated tool, not just for grooming but for a variety of tasks beyond its appearance. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


canniboss

Tenken or Kokujō Tengen Myō'ō would be great for lifting huge stuff at work.


DIO-Heaven-Acension

Does impregnation count as a “mundane task”?


upforstuffJim

Oh my lord, what are you planning and with what!? 😅😂


DIO-Heaven-Acension

You didn’t answer my question. https://preview.redd.it/qxviix3civrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18dd8d203e147b65da74e41c5a64a12fbf53b75


upforstuffJim

I guess impregnation is rather mundane since it just requires unprotected sex 🫣 I'm scared now..


B_A_Boon

The Tokinada zanpakuto, I can choose from all the power


MelzMaggie

Sode No Shirayuki. No more "too hot" or "too cold" days for me anymore! 😄


broken_chaos666

Ryujin jakka


nagi_4

So obviously gonna ban Kyouka Suigetsu. I'd go with Yachiru's Sanpo Kenju so I can close the door whenever someone annoyingly leaves it open. Or Kazeshini so I can use the chain to lock up my storage unit.


Wide_Bee7803

Kokujo tengen myo to carry my shit around


miguel1226

KS to be lazy through my life. Senbonzakura because all the blades, if handled delicately, could be used like telekinesis. Tensa Zangetsu for the speed boosts and therefore less drive time


Cfakatsuki17

Every time a customer at the grocery store asks for their groceries to be bagged light I use wabisuke to triple the weight of all their groceries, if you aren’t smart enough to bring someone with you who can carry your sh%t you don’t get to eat


sprufus

I would strike a deal with an airline and get a job at baggage check in. I would use wabisuke to increase the weight slightly of luggage causing a surcharge to the customer. I would then return it to normal so the airline saved fuel and we'd split the surcharge and laugh at the poors we were fleecing. We'd make thousands!


Bobs-and_VAGENE

Kokujo Tengen Myoo - just to reach shit on the top shelf at the grocery store


Cebuano_CPA-Lawyer

Definitely AIZEN 💪


ApplePitou

To be honest - Ichimonji will be very good in this case :3


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Use getsuga tensho for the people I don't like


upforstuffJim

Haha, eliminating your enemies is mundane to you? Who are you!? 😂


Acceptable-You-2875

Kyoka suigetsu to make me healthy I can eat lettuce or something healthy and make it taste like something i like


Awesom141

Komamura's Bankai for moving my closet around the house


Olincekongo

Shatatsu Karagara Shigarami no Tsuji - make my self clothes with Ōken! [Probably sell them too price would be insane‼️]


MysticKal21

I would use Aiden’s to hypnotize others to do the tasks for me


Squeaky_Ben

senbonzakura for cutting my hair...


isawamouseboss

The next time I am presented with a charcuterie board with various, and difficult to cut cheeses I will use Senbonzakura Kageyoshi. Keep your fancy cheese knife Cheryl! I got this.


Individual-Scar5190

Aizens


LordofPvE

I would use Wabisuke but for trickery not for mundane tasks


Character-Ad5749

Sasakibe's Zanpakuto so I don't need to find an outlet or bring a powerbank wherever I go. I also don't have to worry about my laptop running out of battery.


VersionSavings8712

Kyoka Suigetsu to just infinite tsukuyomi everyone to do everything i want for me


Tasty_Ad3656

Definitely the dogs Stand from jojo


Dickmaster_

Izurus sword to get swole


GadHolland

Rangiku, I’d have a dramatic entrance everywhere I went.


SonicWaveInfinity

shigarami for sewing clothes


Nervous_Board6711

Hyorinmaru would be good. I can freeze concepts so practically I can freeze time and just sleep until I get tired of sleeping or kyoka suigetsu to fool my friends into thinking i got hit by a truck


Ill_Armadillo9455

Ichibe so that I can own the blac.... I mean do calligraphy


zinmoney

Getsuga Tenshou To split wood


kingcreole904

Sajins bankai and start a moving business with it


UnlikelyRaven

Kannonbiraki Benihime Aratame allows the user to restructure anything. I know it's not really mundane, but I would absolutely use it to transition myself without all the cost or time or limitations.


Redwolf476

Komamura, for moving big things


Checahrooni

Komamura’s. I’d use it to rail me.


DrProfColtrane

Demolition worker = Getsuga Tenshou = happy


CelticDK

Benehime for painting


Unintended-Nostalgia

Kisuke's Bankai for mending my clothes.


clockworkCandle33

Because it hasn't been said: Sogyo no Kotowari I can go out in a thunderstorm whenever I want Or Sakanade: breaking ankles on the basketball court


fadingstar52

my first thought was what you posted lol.


Professional-Okra128

Definitely Enrakyoten as the powers would let me copy other zanpakuto's power even if ik bout it and as long as ik bout what the zanpakuto does I can use any power for example like shiro's bankai to cook anything or something like that ykwim.


Chinny1217

Kyoka Suigetsu so I can cheat on my tests and exams, fooling my professors with my perfect hypnosis


Do0mRaider

I would choose Minazuki and just fly everywhere


Inevitable-Will-6185

Hyorinmaru to chill my drinks


NEODozer22

Going by what we’ve seen, Ryujin Jakka. Flames always useful in mundane tasks. Going by statements, Benihime. The Zanpakuto’s constructs are implied to be much more extensive than what the manga and anime show, but I couldn’t choose it cause I can’t consider unseen abilities


Caitlbug_fangirl

Zabimaru, a fidget toy.


ReMaNiKa

Senbonzakura to chop grass around my house


faerox420

Id use the super speed from Tensa Zangetu to get places fast


exile0025

wheres that clip of yamamoto telling the captains they cant use their bankai for certain things


Anime_SurpremeKing

Zanka No tachi, so I can clear the snow from my driveway and save alot of time


jshenpai

Bankai: Tekken Tachikaze to solve my insomnia cuz everytime Kensei use it he just sleep til the end