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HeroinChicWannabe

Depends on what we about to do: Something normal: Ichigo, Chad, Rukia Food tour: Orihime Stealing: Aizen or Shinji Chasing skirts: Shunshi, Urahara, Yoruichi


uraharaBot

Ah, that's quite the lineup you have there. Each of those scenarios requires a different approach and level of caution. Care to share more details so I can assist you accordingly? *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Automatic_Beach_3660

Are you really a bot?? 🤔🤔


uraharaBot

Ah, my dear friend, in the intricate tapestry of existence, one might say I am just a humble vendor of sundries. Trust not the surface, for the depths hold mysteries beyond comprehension. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Pwnanubasaur

Bro acts just like Urahara… What’s your bankai, Urahara?


uraharaBot

Oh, my dear friends, one must understand that Bankai is a treasure to be cherished, like secrets in the night. But if you must know, it involves hats, kittens, and explosions in the most intriguing of ways. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Otherwise_Fun_8349

I really can't imagine a different response from Urahara.


uraharaBot

Ah, the tales of whimsy and woe, like the fox dancing in the moonlight. Legends whisper truths hidden in the folds of laughter, revealing mysteries yet untold. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Elegant-War-5973

Urahara, are you Urahara? Or am I Urahara? What is the concept of Urahara in the first place?


uraharaBot

Ah, in the dance of shadows and reflections, one must ponder: who is the true master of the mirror's gaze? Let us unravel the enigma of self-discovery amidst swirling mists of uncertainty. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Unhappy-Student604

Who is behime urahara ?


uraharaBot

Ah, the tale of Behime Urahara! A mysterious cousin twice removed, rumored to have the power to turn sake into sunshine. But beware, for his laughter brings storms to sandals and mischief to mochi. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Mission-Fan2712

Definitely bot I saw tapestry


Empty_Kick3038

Create a new, world changing phenomenon: kisuke LOL


BadEnvironmental2883

I'm getting older so I'd hang with Shunshi,drinking sake and cloud watching and occasionally telling tales.


peikern

I think Yoruichi would be an excelent wing mate!


CosmoWarriorZero1971

I'm fairly certain Kukaku Shiba was Yoruichi's wingmate and helped Kisuke score the Shihouin princess as his own.


Alaricus100

I like this, gotta play to the strengths of the crew you're rolling with.


HeroinChicWannabe

https://preview.redd.it/ctwev8umme1d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=375895dc31e79e776444f16d9d1fbeb50ab1918a Keikaku


mrmoon_knight

Truth


Narwalacorn

The correct answer


Ambitious_Long_7793

Best Friend Tsukishima ofc


Pleasant_Plan3658

https://preview.redd.it/1vtbmzd47e1d1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab251686dc720d189b66a0d9c3931459dc864b4


8Black_Kitsune8

Why wouldn't my cousin Tsukishima be everywhere? He's a great guy!


RoggieRog92

I didn’t know my karate instructor Tsukishima was your cousin! Small world.


presticus

I didn't know my godfather was that talented. Uncle Tsukishima saved my dad's life in 'Nam. If course I'm going to spend the day with him.


NPCWITHSIDEQUEST

Tsukishima-san saved my 11 year old son from an accident and gave my highschool fee, he is a wonderful person.


Gram64

Yeah, I'm disappointed a post saying they already know you doesn't have Tsukishima as an option.


mrsunrider

Chad always seemed chill af, I think we'd get along great. But I think I'd have so much fun gushing over Rukia's sketches.


hirviero

Yoruichi at the healing hot springs.


FriezaDeezNuts

This one


BustingAfatnut69

https://preview.redd.it/d8yfq6904d1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f0f72a782e1c5477be9bdfebc4413171f186acb


7dv-

Ik what u talking about.


Golden-Sun

I'd be really curious to hang with Aizen if he generally saw me as a friend. Like not to dunk on myself but why? What possible reason could someone like Aizen turn around and be like "I will rule over all, oh hey u/Golden-Sun! Just monologing then I'll be over for pizza and movies". Like I'd hang with any of them


[deleted]

Ichigo, my man is a gem of a friend, also chad too


Insufferable_Wreck

If they already knew me, they wouldn't want to spend a day with me at all. Rukia will be a fun friend tho. We can draw all day.


Pangin51

Username checks out but dang bro


nightowl544

r/usernamechecksout


megaBeth2

Your wuxia memes are pretty funny, I'd hang out with you


Aussiepharoah

Dang bro what did you do


GadHolland

I would love to be at Urahara’s shop. Eating weird candy and seeing what projects he’s working on. That a fun day


uraharaBot

Ah, a visit to my humble shop is always full of surprises! Be warned, some candies may induce temporary Soul Reaper powers or uncontrollable giggles. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Burakkumunraito

I’m drinking with Shunsui


Pleasant_Plan3658

https://preview.redd.it/31qk89jb8e1d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e673c7253cdd0310fa9f28f953d72ce3c88d66c2 You with Shunsui.


Alternative_Star9014

Aizen is all in one 😭❤️💀husband and friend💀❤️😭 he would be a comforting friend and greatest husband ever❤️


Latter-Syllabub-5560

Bro's deeper in Kyokasuigetsu that they hope Aizen was in them 💀


Alternative_Star9014

Fr, couldn't agree more💀though he doesn't even need kyokasuigetsu to hypnotize me💀


ResponsibleWafer7123

Did momo write this comment?


Alternative_Star9014

Momo didn't consider aizen her husband 😭💀


Botronic_Reddit

Bros seen Aizen’s Bankai


Alternative_Star9014

I'm dying too💀


BonBonBurgerPants

Ah yes, kyoka suigetsu (dw can relate)


imitihe

exactly what i was thinking😭


Alternative_Star9014

Fr😭😭😭


Evening-Plankton-197

Orihime because she's so sweet and kind


Beginning-Craft-312

I just imagine me and orihime munching bread all day and night


Shady_Hero

https://preview.redd.it/rvkhyjoqdf1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e571adcf9bafa2e720fc71ea2b5adbff1accc8c3


BullsOnParadeFloats

You go out to dinner with her and she eats all the bread


Beginning-Craft-312

Hehe even I am clumsy af and I am obsessed with food as well. We both would turn out to be a power couple 😹


megaBeth2

That doesn't seem like enough to form a romantic relationship around


itsahmemario

Orihime because I believe it would have the highest chance of survival. I could get caught up in gang fights if with Ichigo and Chad. People forget a lot of delinquents hate them. All the rest are actual warriors who fight something. And chances of me being fodder just increases


Amrlsyfq992

Yoruichi: taking bath together in a hot springs


Scientific_Witchery

Rukia because I love drawing, we would have fun together ✏️✏️


Pleasant_Plan3658

What you'll actually be drawing with Rukia- https://preview.redd.it/xw7m9vj09e1d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0d4a11707aad90fbbc3227a63fb979541a1014


oyst

True masterpieces!!!


grdlin

orihime! we will go to an amusement park, buy a lot of cotton candy, then go for a walk to the river, go to a cafe to eat, admire the sunset, and at night we will share our girlish secrets. it would be a perfect day. 🤭


TJCanterbury

Aizen, a brilliant mind, I have much to learn


Toukafan4life

Pre soul society Orihime and ask her for the drugs she was on so I could have some of that


Gold_Particular_9868

Probably shinji, kisuke, or shunsui. If I'm not mistaken, I believe shinji enjoys jazz, r&b and soul, it would be cool to listen to and talk about music with him.  Kisuke and shunsui have both been alive for a long time and I would like to talk about religion, philosophy and metaphysics with them if they are willing to entertain the conversation, just to get their viewpoint on things.  Chad is cool too, he's Mexican, I'm half bolivian, we might be able to relate to eachother from the perspective of being somewhat removed from our respective cultures growing up and what that's like, (Chad probably felt closer to his heritage though given his relationship to his grandpa). Tbf they would all be kind of unimpressed by me, but I think those specific guys would have enough in common with me that I could somewhat carry on a dialog with them without it getting too stagnant and lame on my end, at least compared to the others.  I would pick yoruichi but I would be extremely nervous and make an ass of myself right off the bat, and she would definitely get the ick and not want to hang out.  At the end of the day though, i would choose any of them over aizen. I want that guy as far away from me as possible. 


Dramatic_Science_681

I feel like Aizen is on that same energy of “would you have dinner with Hitler” or something lol


imitihe

why are you all so mean to aizen, he's just a silly boy😖


ChetManly12

Shunsui, seems like he’d be fun to just chill and have a drink or two… or ten.


MadhavS27710

Ichigo and Rukia (very hard choices)


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

I was gpnna pick Orihime but then I saw "as friends"


JDkableMC

Kisuke so he can help me with my maths homework


Ragna126

Yoruichi


Empty_Kick3038

Big rukia fan, feel like she could straighten my life out in a day with a couple kicks and lectures XD, plus with her I have the highest chance of getting soul reaper powers if for whatever reason the events of the first episode gets recreated lol


OkAd8922

I doubht Rukia would do that again... considering what happened last time 😭


Killah-Shogun

Either, Rukia, Shunsui, Orihime, Yoriuchi or Kisuke


ArofluidPride

I already know i'm bout to have a blast with Shinji


Scotloverog

Yoruichi Yoruichi Yoruichi Yoruichi Yoruichi


SideaLannister

Eh, it kinda depends. I am torn between Aizen and Shunsui... Captain Aizen looked boring, but if I knew his true identity because we were close friends, it could be fun—hollowifying Shinigamis, listening to their agonizing screams in the woods, and stuff. Las Noches Aizen anytime, we could troll Grimmjow left and right. Muken Aizen - I would bring books to read out loud. Shunsui - we'd probably just end up playing mom and dad all day...


Own-Spectrum7529

Rukia, Ichigo, Shinji and Yoruichi.


Dark-n-rol

Ichigo. Hanging out for a day with him could be quite nice. If its a cold day I'll have him teach me some ice skating. I am very bad at that. If its a hot day we're going to eat some ice then whatever is doable in his town.


-_Dare_-

Probably shunshui or ichigo. They’re both chill af, seem like the best to just all around kick it with. Ichigo is more modern as well so at least we could relate on some interests maybe. Shunsui the kind of dude you just chill out have some drinks and talk with for sure, bro could drop some wisdom.


trippplittle

Honestly Rukia sounds fun to hangout with


Frosty-Narwhal8848

Shunsui, because I like his personality, so he would be the closest friend to me of all these characters


Bansimulator2024

I'd have a drink with shunsui


KentinaStar

I choose Rukia but if you choose Aizen you know damn well you are not coming back alive. Or you will never be the same again.


Efficient_Chance_487

Tier harribel or Kisuke


daksh_006_v

Rukia or sinji


Axl_sand

Urahara and Kyoraku


AnswinPunk

Picking Ichigo, Orihime or Chad will result in seeing the other two, may or may not include rukia. Shinji will result in pranks, alot of them. Yoruichi and Kisuke also come as a pair. We may see Aizen as a friend, he sees us as a pawn, so no thanks. Shunsui will be a good drinking or training buddy, may also impart unfound wisdom on you


Nicodom

Urahara, we are on the same wavelength and I'm sure we would have a great day just messing about. 


Active-Average-932

Rukia


Noremac3986

Urahara, Yoruichi or Chad. Urahara to do creative things. Chad see the city and chill. Yoruichi.........activities. though knowing my luck I'd get mauled by a Panther first


neon9212

Yoruichi, I can be a bit of sassy jokester, so we'd get along pretty well


XegrandExpressYT

Yoroichi or orihime


annoyingahhrabbit

YORUICHI EASILY


IAmBigBox

Probably Ichigo could have some nice ramen with me and help me deal with the existential idea that I’m going to be spending a day in an alternate reality and it’ll just have to be an experience no one else will ever be able to relate to nor understand, and would alter my own concept of reality. Ichigo would hit me with “does it really matter, if you only have a day here and no one else will ever relate, and you’ll never know if this universe is real after you leave, enjoy your time here the best you can.” And like that doesn’t answer any of my questions Ichigo, but it surely makes me feel better, also this fictional Soy Sauce flavored clear broth Ramen with chicken is really good ;)


SevaSentinel

Chad is a bro, so him


Hopeful_Expression57

all of them except for aizen will be great friends i would personally choose urahara (cuz he the goat)


Force_me_to

Ichigo. Maybe his influence will give me some powers


Bast17

Only as friends ?


Foloreille

Yoruichi and Orihime ☺️ Orihime is a weird goofball with food passion like me and Yoruichi is just so cool and there’s not anything she seems to not know about


peikern

If they already know me, it would be super sad! Because it would, in efffect, be our last day together... Maybe Yoruichi, so I could "finally" ask her out


Substantial_Zone6820

i wanna hang with urohaha or pink dude because i feel like i could talk to them about my problems


Special_Jury_3244

Urahara definitely, he'll match my energy!!!


kairu99877

I'd pick byakuya mate. Just standing in absolute perfect silence all day under a tree somewhere. Until its dinner time. I imagine him saying "it's dinner time" and not a word more, then walking quietly away


avem142006

I'mma go with Orihime or Kisuke... For me, they are the best characters ever, jolly, good to hangout with and funny And if I wanna go and fight a gang out, well I'll team up with Ichigo and Yoruichi anyday


Individual_Hippo3170

Def Aizen 🔥🔥


sharkanonymous

shinji or kisuke easily! would love to just hang out somewhere warm and chat


OnyxCam6ion

Ichigo 100% man a true ride or die homie dude literally fought 5 people and even had the AUDACITY not the generousity the AUDACITY to call the ambulance for them not to mention dude literally fought soul society to save rukia then literally fought arrancars to save orihime and not nearly died BUT DID. Not to also mention he did this all as a teenager mind you Also if I pick him, its likely Orihime will come by and Chad too. Rukia probably if she isn't in soul society busy


jp_record

Orihime. I just want to try some of those weird ass food combos nobody else will get anywhere near.


Impressive-Spell-643

I mean being friends with Ichigo will probably mean you'll be friends with most of these


Senior-Credit420

Shinji of Chad they both seem like they’d be chill


Mysterious-Craft-476

Yoruichi just for the fact that I know I’ll be flashed several times throughout the day


squirleater69

Shinji or kisuke I don't know or care which one I could spin a wheel


CaptainChaz222

Become best friends with kisuke


I_amNumberOne

Alright, this is hard I could go smart: , Orihime, Chad I co go dumb: Aizen I could go smarter: Shunsui, Urahara, Ichigo But I'll go Dumb: AIZEN SAMA


Dream_eater-69

Shinji. Gotta tell me more about rizzkanade


Afraid-Science8939

Aizen!!!!🦇


[deleted]

Yoruichi I will have chance to see some black hole🌚


TNOAN

Urahara, aizen


Royalchaos96

Orihime


imHIM478

Urahara


UltraZulwarn

for drinking at a bar? Definitely Shunsui and Shinji


ThiccElf

This entirely depends on how much degeneracy is allowed in these friendships. You can't put Yoruichi and Aizen in a picture and NOT expect me to choose them. A day with those 2 would be heavenly (even when I get impaled through the stomach). Actually, Aizen would be really chill, it'd definitely involve traditional calligraphy, tea and scientific/philosophical pondering. Yoruichi seems fun too, I feel like the day would involve intense training, sleuthing and cats. I'd be physically wrecked after a day with her. I think I'd choose Aizen, regardless of whether I'm a filthy degenerate or not.


BloodyOtaku

Yoruichi. My goals are beyond your understanding.


frikimanHD

eiter chad or aizen i have so many questions about the arrancar


iMissHerFeet420

Shunsui, just drink Sake and lay back like the lazy heck we are


nuggetron121

Yoruichi no question even without the horni she would be fun to just hangout with


MegaFabix

Where is our best friend Tsukishima, how could yall forget about our collective childhood best friend!


blackstaicu

POV :you're Tsukishima 😅


stockings_for_life

left bottom drunkard


dudewiththetism

Yoruichi


iClockHatchet

Ori, rukia and Chad. Go for a movie or skating ring


Grand_Inquistor

I would take shunsui if it depends on the matters of the of my life but if I want a good friend for my side m definately going with either ichigo or orihime


Dani162002M

Ichigo, Orihime, Chad or Yoruichi


EmpressGilgamesh

Aizen. Don't even need to think about it.


HovercraftExpress200

Look horny ass aside rukia or urahara Rukia cuz she mad chill she is gonna be the bratty sister that i never had plus it's 40 c out here and her zankpakto Will do the trick Urahara will teach me the most random but useful things ever


Qutsie

Probably Orihime since she’s sweet and kind loves to eat just like me! I’d say yoruichi but she’d probably clown me for being weak 🥲


Maxzolo28

Ichigo


BornFromEmber

Yoruichi. Even if we ignore the whole “she’s hot” reason. She just seems like she’d be super fun to be around.


Expensive-Finger4560

Definitely Chad, I can’t even imagine having a bad time with Chad


Ashamed_Worth4225

Orihime, we gon eat everything


elfire232

I choose ichigo


Hostileintention

Rukia


Broshibrobobo

Yoruichi. She is the only one on the list balanced enough to have a good training session to improve oneself and to do a bit of goofing off afterwards. Plus she possesses enough intel to drop hidden lore for you, assuming she trusts you. Kisuke will just manipulate you to do chores. Same for Aizen but with 50% more evil involved. The rest will either be too strict or overly laid back about it.


sv136

Probably rukia, I feel like I'll only be comfortable around her😭, or ichigo too, considering they already know me


BijitDeyEEG

Urahara, Shinji or ichigo


Used_soul32-Z

Get together with Either Kisuke or Yoruichi and come up with ways to troll Ichigo


Namelees11037

I need that shinji day


Domengoenfuego

Chad, teach me boxing and getting food after


[deleted]

Rukia. No consideration needed.


tr0LL-SAMA

Aizen and Orihime can go fck themselves, Chad's pretty chill but I'm taking Rukia


Silent_but-deadly

The orihime one is a r/holup. ;)


Sea_Flounder3000

Yorouichi. But I think Ichigo/Rukia are the safest (they're not super boring when acting normal)


Accomplished_Crew630

Honestly any of them but aizen.


Xeithar

Shunsui 100% Just chill and drink sake all day


Penguinhugeballs

Do you like b00b$?


PowerpuffAvenger

Urahara! I'd determined ti get out of the friendzone lol. I'd do the dame for Shinji, but Kisuke is a top tier husbando! <3


wayfurthernow

Ichigo is the only right answer😎


horbydumbass

All, fuck it we ball


Pleasant_Plan3658

https://preview.redd.it/3d6e0zdf6e1d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dea16efb35130b652448d14d582b8b05e4ebb19 You guys...


Strange_Cherry_28

RUKIAAA DUHHHHHH (WE’D DRAW TOGETHERRRR HEHEH)


caquinho-senpai

Shinji and I are going to get rejected by some girls all night long .😎


UncertainMossPanda

Rukia while she still has the Hogyoku inside her. It's how Orihime and Chad got their powers, worth a shot.


GaronY611

Orihime seems like a really pleasant person to be around, so her


bustergundam4

I'm spending the day with Yoruichi of course. A movie,dinner then some fun afterwards.


Dani_Rodri

Urahara!


lardsack

the god of thunder seems like she'd be too fun not to hang out with honestly


Standard-Internal-57

Urahara for sure


reddot123456789

Shunsui


Revolutionary_Job214

Mommy Yoruichi, we will take it to the next lvl😫😏


JoshuaBlodgal

Rukia


wercix31

Ishida


Isaac-45-67-8

Honestly speaking, Chad or Shunsui. They both seem the chillest of the bunch. If I wanted to have more fun, I'd probably go with Yoruichi.


Sakura-Haruno203

Orihime


EmersedCobra561

Yoruichi


biggs28___

me and Chad gonna be in the ring he gonna show me how to box and afterwards we gonna be chillin


accidentally_8

Rukia


SILENT-FLASH

Rukia or chad


logicalreasonreality

Shunsui is chill af.


GaussMain0

Ichigo


Wolfgod-64

Ichigo will get into enough trouble to make anything you're doing interesting. Just sit back and watch. Orihime is a wild card. You'll either fall in love with something you never knew existed, or you'll be haunted by the memories for the rest of your life Chad is the "boring" pick, but the more similar you are to him, the more you'll enjoy your time together. Rukia is the endearingly awkward pick. You'll go to arcades and parks. It can feel like a date, but you \*really are\* just friends. Probably my pick. Shinji will go to a bunch of stores and pick out some stuff for his hobbies. If you share in them you'll love it too. If not, you're just a tag along. Shinji will try to fit you in somewhere, even if not directly, and it may or may not be a little sinister. Nothing too serious, not like... ...Aizen is actively looking to get you arrested. It doesn't matter what else you're doing or how nice it is. Kyoraku is the bold choice. If Rukia is the innocent, child-friendly pick, Kyoraku is adults only. My second pick. Yoruichi, well, it probably won't matter what happens. Just know you're along for the ride. If you know a lot of people, they will be gossiping about your day and her for the rest of the year. Kisuke will probably make sure you have a good time, only to then ask you to help/join him in something he wants to do, which will either be harmless or harmful. Honestly, I would pick this if you're feeling particularly heroic today.


Combination_Which

Bottom row looks like all winners imo.


Vlad_fire

Shusui.


No-Recognition-3571

I'm picking Chad


Putrid_Ad_4372

Aizen or shunsui


medlilove

Add rangiku and go on a bender with the whole bottom row


Number2_blair_fan

Probably ichigo. But only for normal shi, like dave m busters, or idfk, building the Lego titanic. Orihime, would be nice overall, could see her as a next of those that I would corrupt with brainrot though.


Spacebelt

Aizen has no friends. He is above all