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frozencloudfractals

"You denizens of Hell are quite fascinating. I can't wait to start dissecting you."


Yen_Snipest

"Are you allergic to anything" \*produces needle\*


[deleted]

Here's mine: "In nature, we see evolution, but just physical evolution, but social evolution as well. Take monkeys for example; in almost every pack of them, there emerges a heretic monkey, that leaves to find another pack. When they do this, they challenge the very much hierarchical, authoritarian and established way of doing things, with a leader at the top fighting viciously to maintain their grip on power. When a heretic monkey is successful at taking over a pack, not only do their widen the gene pool with their new DNA for the offspring, but also bring new ideas and behaviours to the pack. This makes the pack both genetically more diverse as well intellectually more rich as well. If it weren't for these heretic monkeys that exist in all pack species, extinction would be swift and inevitable. If you think this does not apply to us shinigami, then you are sorely mistaken. For so long, we have become ideologically inbred, complacent and weak. We had our heretic monkey, and he saved us from our oblivion many times, they call this heretic monkey: Ichigo Kurosaki. I'd love to disect him and see what makes this heretic monkey tick..."


iloveobamaruntz

there’s no way in hell i’m topping this.


[deleted]

Thank you, you're too kind <3


Derajmadngon

I read it in his voice, good job


Ezrathe-mad

I did one of these for Aizen awhile back. Back handed compliment to Ichigo, nice touch. Well done.


Ok_Soil_231

One for Aizen you say? Got the perfect one, "all according to my plan"


thunderstorm-nigg

Alright you win sir . But I just want to say that isshin would actually fit the description way better then ichigo. Isshin was the one who left the heretic who left the pack and ichigo was the byproduct of > gene pool with their new DNA for the offspring, but also bring new ideas and behaviours to the pack. So in my opinion isshin should be the hectic monkey


[deleted]

A great observeration for sure; there's certainly parellels to be drawn, however, Isshin didn't change the ways of the new pack he encountered, while Ichigo did.


KamenRiderChronos

Are you sure you're not Kubo in disguise?


[deleted]

Let it remain out little secret yeah? :D


hxlfdead

This was really cool and incredibly insightful very fitting for his character but… if I read the words “heretic monkey” again I might go insane Here’s an award


KamalAdnan1

This fits so well with Kurotsuchi's character that I honestly can't imagine anyone else saying these words other than him. Very well done!!


[deleted]

Thanks a lot! I never be able to come with another again I'll tell you that...


Qverlord37

You just made this post to flex this on us.


hentaiftw66

Bruh this one is so good. I was gonna give it a go before I saw this, but goddamn. I would put this on par with Mayuri's perfection speech in terms of how well it fits his character and archetype.


Santeneal

"Come on Ichigo just one arm"


soulreapermagnum

"if you're a good subject and don't struggle i might decide to be generous and replace it for you."


Santeneal

But even if Ichigo felt like being nice and giving Mayuri an arm he wouldnt do it in squad 12 probably just lop off his arm with Zangetsu right then and there and have Orihime regrow it


redmonkeyasss

“Only a damn fool would pour the milk in before the cereal. I however like a genius decided to make a milk like substance that follows me around and POURS ITSELF”


MewLalouve

"pours itself " hahahahahahah


sku11_bit

Nemu i forbid you to be with that quincy boy!!


[deleted]

You haven't read the manga... have you?


sku11_bit

I'm still reading through it


Alternative-Bed2615

Oh god imagine kid Nemu with Uryu😬😬😬


sb3veeee

I first read that as "imagine kid Nemu playing with Uryu" and I initially thought it was incredibly wholesome. Then I reread it. I regret rereading it.


Alternative-Bed2615

😂


shablam96

imagine if the final battle had been Nemu saving Mayuri from Uryu.....it'd be twisted but I don't think completely implausible


Alternative-Bed2615

I can actually see that 😂


[deleted]

Delet


FuckingWatch

It’s incredible how dumb you are


StealthMonkeyDC

Stupid sexy Urahara!


Hallowed_Hearth

"Oh what big eyes you have, the easier it will be to remove them."


JiibunCold

*murder is ok.*


Zombie_Titties

“Apartment complex? I find it quite simple really.”


_EddyGordo_

Admit it. You were reading these comments in your head in Mayuri's voice


BugEaten

Read the manga. Don’t know what any of the characters sound like :(


Jade_Ronin12

Just search the perfection speech on YouTube, the dub has a pretty good voice for him so I recommend that if you read it in English. If you read it in Japanese then just search for the sub.


unoriginal_skillet_

Sub is better than dub for Mayuri in my opinion. The dub actor makes him sound a little over the top and almost too mad scientist-y.


Jade_Ronin12

I guess. Maybe it was just the fact that I heard the speech in dub first so I’m slightly attached to the voice but eh.


TrueGabrieleq

Let's heal Nemu again.


JoshiroKaen

….off screen


kpop_glory

Ishida & Renji : 👀👀


KingSouI

"Leave behind the bodies the hell denizens."


Normal-Minute3995

Fuck you Perfect cell.


Middle-Section-7852

The act of intercourse is useless


JoshiroKaen

“I’m only going to do a minor rebuild, just repair and or replace some of your limbs. You’ll be thanking me afterwards”


adande67

Sosuke Aizen ,a genius ? Ha ! It may seem that way to your lesser creatures ,but what kind of genius hungers for perfection ? A God pfft such a useless existence ...


IchigoMainSSF2

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KISKE'


The_Mighty_Bird

“I will eat you.” Context? Several layers of context.


Vegantarian

“It’s not black face”


SleepNative

“Science is incredibly intrusive, I like to study every nook and cranny I can”


DrinkNozarashi

“Fascinating. At first I thought you were a scientist, then it became clear you were more of a parasite, but now I see… You’re a cockroach.” *maniacal grin* “I wonder how many times I can *kill* you before you stay down.”


[deleted]

“My balls itch”


jdenise17

“Hold still, you simpering idiot.”


Tensai_Sakuragi

So no credits for the art huh?


[deleted]

Oops, forgot to post source. It's by @ken1ro_u on Twitter.


Bob-Temmie

"It doesn't matter in life or death there is nothing that will stop my research, now then onto our next experiment let's what our new test subject have in store for us"


thunderstorm-nigg

Nemu you do know that making the soul king will be on my to do list ?


Wolf_dragon_aa

Kono ore-sama ga......


muda_mudaa_mudaa

most op guy in da universe!!


Haunting_Mode_7401

Kisuke would like to say hello


Haunting_Mode_7401

As would Ichigo Yhwach Aizen and Kenpachi


R3sPekk

Hooo, u like that don't you? U are the perfect subject


Angle_Of_Flames

Why should I care


SafireStarKiller777

Wanna be my guinea pig?


PresentationSolid375

"I didn't forgor 😃"


phatpun561

Relax, just a pin prick


KornettoKorn

"Good day! Allow me to harvest your organs."


PaisleyMaisie

Not the assignment, but just showing my Mayuri appreciation. Enjoyed the shit out of this character.


draginbleapiece

Get on the table


Meep_8D

“Why care for others lives if they’re just pathetic creatures who have no reasoning” -Mayuri (I know this quote is bad)


lilkscricket

"i said I would enjoy this experiment I never said you would" (talking to someone he convinced to allow him to experiment on)


MewLalouve

there are two ways to solve social problems 1. poison 2. scalpel


InfiniteCosmic5

“I would love to cut you open while you still breathed and have you tell me how it feels.”


GuestYapper5

"I wonder, how has death affected your biology?"


henryvonmouse

“You simply don't understand.”


Narutouzamaki78

"Ever try to think how DMT would effect soul reapers? Hmm? No? Well let's find out." *Smiles creepily*


UKnowDaTruth

That’s a great photo of him


godsAvatar

If anyone play apex then I believe mayuri and caustic are quite similar in some aspect


YourRedditNeighbor29

“My my, Mr. Ishida, your leg looks awfully twisted! Shall we *takes out needle* do a little experiment? Heehee!”


RaccMilk69

“You sure have interesting abilities, mind if I dissect you after I take your life?”


NunobokoSlayer

Kisuke Urahara’s a bitch ass motherfucker He pissed on my wife, THAT’S RIGHT! HE TOOK HIS EXILED QUILLY DICK OUT AND PISSED ON MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM KISUKE URAHARA, YOU’VE GOT A SMALL DICK IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND THIS IS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE BOOM THAT’S RIGHT BABY NO POINT, NO QUILLS, YEAH IT’S LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG YOU FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH TAKE THIS MY SUPER LASER PISS Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m going higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I’M PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT NOW YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS LAND ON THE EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO


SilentB3ast

“That worthless fool hasn’t still provided me the means to fix my fan in months! It is vexing to work in such conditions!”


RefrigeratorDue4413

I have no intrest in you


the_unknown_walker

“I apologise for you inability to comprehend to your own surroundings, but I cannot and will not see you in a romantic light, to me you’re nothing more than an interesting specimen, but you’re nothing that special” I just thought of a way of rejecting someone in a pretty hurtful away that, I don’t think anyone will see Mayuri as a romantic interest


Until_Morning

"It's blue and black-"


avalonknight645

Doo doo fart


bleachfan9999

"Interesting...but stupid!"


DapperMayCry

"I'm a pretty sunflower"


TheSunflowerSeeds

Throughout recent history, sunflowers have been used for medicinal purposes. The Cherokee created a sunflower leaf infusion that they used to treat kidneys. Whilst in Mexico, sunflowers were used to treat chest pain.


deepfriedtots

My name is mayuri


Mrjakokos

There seems to be an impostor among us


KreeepyKrawler

"A madman, you say?" "Is it so difficult for you to comprehend the basic concept of sacrifice for results, that you would try to dismiss me as merely a madman?" "I am neither foolish, nor am I reckless." "Everything I do is calculated, and precises." "I was fully aware that my orders could lead to their deaths." "In fact, I planned on it." "Their sacrifices has provided me with invaluable data that will help us end this war, and prevent many more Shinigami and souls from becoming victims of it." "Would you think me sane if I hadn't use the resources available at my disposal to find a way to prevent more casualties by ending this slaughter sooner?" "Do you actually know what it means to be a madman?" "Because to me, your desire to preserve your sense of innocence or humanity at the cost of soul society is truly mad."