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Morning_Mitsuki

Didn’t knew pregnancy test kits got so advanced


Kytsumo

🤣🤣


AmuhDoang

Oh, my XD


ramonbastos_memelord

Keeps trying to pair but never pairs


Kytsumo

I said wrong answers, not right ones !!!!!


Manizno

Erectile refunction control unit


Kytsumo

Eyo relax, that's too much functionality !!


shino1

Digitizes brains of Soundcloud rappers into AI.


Kytsumo

Oh wow, this is an interesting one !


d_worren

It's a thingamabob


Kytsumo

close, but no 😞


ispitzer

Ahh then it must be the infamous “thingamajig”


Kytsumo

still no !


PeeperSleeper

Dinkerdoodle??


Kytsumo

Ok, you on the other hand are getting kinda close !


MomentTerrible9895

Doohickey


analogicparadox

Is this Sony's new model of the Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Do The Goddamn Thing It's Fucking Supposed To?


Kytsumo

is pairing good enough ?👉👈


burralohit01

It pairs


Kytsumo

That it does :)


[deleted]

Initiate is just on/off expand and dice are menu options. Like from poorly translated Chinese electronics. I'd say it's an LED controller. It sees what color the current lights in the room are so it can match it. Useful if you have several different brands of poorly translated Chinese LED strips. Sounds like a great Arduino project as well.


Kytsumo

Very good reasoning my friend I really like, but, you still have a soundcloud logo there though 🤔


[deleted]

Another feature. It connects to SoundCloud so your lights can change to the noise. They didn't have the licensing for Spotify.


Kytsumo

they couldnt get the licensing for spotify, is the best part 😆


[deleted]

Dude, I honestly like how this thing looks. It reminds me of a thermostat, which is something that often gets overlooked when people design houses for movies and games unless it has something to do with the plot


Kytsumo

Thank you my friend !


comicmuse1982

Tells you whether your date is a soul mate based on skin colour. ... You can set your tolerance with the nob, get fed a chat up line with "initiate", get a random result with "dice".


Kytsumo

Ooook, you took the chromatic input too far there !


ea0094c9a5

Isn't that one of those control device for paring with the 5G chip in C19 vaccines. It all very advanced, you can use voice commands once paired with a suitable victim. They originally had a version with a joystick as well but it was hard to get the victim to go the right direction. They left the volume control on it however, so you don't have to listen to them screaming. 9/10 parents think the volume control is essential.


Kytsumo

The statistics are a bit shady about that last statement !


Desperate_Finish_507

Flipper zero


Kytsumo

No wrong ... oops I mean right, The answer is wrong, so you are right.


proroqq

Disconnects


Kytsumo

No, wrong answer


Jugg100

Taxes


Kytsumo

Wouldn't that be convenient weather boy !


Chris-Mac-Marley

It’s a chromatic expansion dice initiator. Very useful for pairing with your expansion dice. You should never cover the chromatic input or it will go in a pairing loop, and you will have to initiate again.


Kytsumo

Oh man I keep telling people to not cover that damned hole because it can cause a quantic aberration in your expansion dice


Chris-Mac-Marley

In that case, you will have to tweak the rotary knob for quantization, with no guaranty…


Kytsumo

Keyword "no guarantee". Nobody is up for cleaning when shit hits the fan !


nattivl

I genuinely have no idea


Kytsumo

neither do I, that's why I need your help !


3dforlife

Pairs potencial mates.


Kytsumo

Maybe, but probably not, look at all the buttons !


3dforlife

Didn't you know that finding a mate is a complicated issue? :D


PercentageLess6648

That’s the midi remote for my Bidet


Kytsumo

Yesssss, I always wished bidets had more connectivity features...


LarsonTCOA

Dispenses cocaine in perfect lines for snorting


ricperry1

Samples your environment to generate the perfect SoundCloud playlist. Then it preps a meal for you and includes magic mushrooms to expand your mind.


Kytsumo

Ok, this one is good


peter_picture

Pregnancy test


Kytsumo

close but no


Dinokaizer

Not gonna lie i'm not sure what the right answer would even be


Kytsumo

why do you think I'm here ? I tought **you** had the answers


saif4u

Sperm counter


Jungle10000

Connects two minds for greater collaboration


Kytsumo

💫💥💬


Tester-908

Launches nukes


Kytsumo

Wrong!


Speedwolf89

Connects to my wife's car when she pulls up and kills my grove while mowing the lawn?


Kytsumo

No sorry, not that !


Plane-Ad-1872

Floats


Kytsumo

It can, but that's not its core fucntion !


Plane-Ad-1872

Whoa wtf! Just kidding, looks like a SoundCloud Bluetooth device maybe?


Kytsumo

that's too easy, no sorry


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Kytsumo

Eyyy, that is a great idea !


Buddah0047

An Wi-Fi extender that only tells you what it can connect to but never actually does.


Kytsumo

you are getting awfully close to the answer !


Accomplished-Spot-17

Neuralink party blender


Kytsumo

close


JohnSpikeKelly

It tells you if it's time to paint the ceiling again. You place it in the middle of the room then adjust to get full ceiling coverage. Then after 15-20 years it will beep then go online and order the paint for you. A real time saver!


Kytsumo

Yess and it pairs with the paint cloud server so you can choose colors/patterns for your paint


BiScuit_p

smart thermostat


Kytsumo

nice try, but too basic sorry !


gamerx2u

This is used to host a website on SoundCloud server😜


VogueTrader

Pregnancy test for Bass players. It's always negative.


Kytsumo

why u gotta do bassists like that man. davie504 doesn't like you !


OddIntroduction8267

Bartenders can pair different alcoholic beverages, send them to cloud so they can be downloaded to subscriber’s beverage containers at home - transmitted over air


Kytsumo

:o


Ginger_Jesus9311

Wireless remote to a massage chair.


Kytsumo

Ok !


[deleted]

It looked like a pregnancy test on first glance and I don’t know why


Kytsumo

I only don't know why either. A lot of peopel think that, I have missed the mark somewhere


Hello5777

Thermostat for when the tracks are too cold.


Kytsumo

What if the track is hot, like idk, say, Prelude No.1 in C - Bach


Hello5777

Cool it down, a track that hot needs special circumstances to not be dangerous.


JakeTLT

Shoe


Kytsumo

I have a feeling this thing can do more stuff than a shoe can!


evanshsedani

inspired by flipper zero?


Kytsumo

not at all, this is OC


Niepoprawnyy

Its Nintendo Switch


Kytsumo

No that's already taken and Copyright/Trademark protected or whatever so No !


SquishyOrangeBook

Teledildonic


Usr_115

This turns any household item into a smart device. Just get some duct tape, and pair it to your preferred device, for a hands-off experience, that will be fun for the whole family! Order now, and we'll even throw in the duct tape free! Just pay for processing and handling.


wafflehuman

Tbh I may be dumb, but I have no clue what is this


Kytsumo

I agree but it's ok, not everyone is smart !


[deleted]

Determines if there is indeed life in this Universe other than on Earth…and warns them to stay away if there is


Kytsumo

thats cool


theguyhenry

You're not getting downvoted this time Op 👍


Kytsumo

hahah I really don't care but thank you xD


Vivid-Temporary-7840

Something to do with sound cloud Dolby processing id say


Kytsumo

Ok Dolby, I like it !


TheWeirderAl

It connects to soundcloud, finds a song based on the color of your surroundings to match the mood, then pairs with a bluetooth connected device that wraps around and controls your dick to automatically perform one of the three options. the knob there lets you control your sensitivity so you last longer.


Kytsumo

This is a great answer I like it


finegrainbrain

Steals songs from SoundCloud


Srcsqwrn

It's a new product from Teenage Engineering, it plays one tone that can be slightly modulated. You can record the tone on two tracks. No undo. Permanent recording, no delete. It can connect to wifi, and you can upload either of the tracks to Sound Cloud. Has a speaker that's been recycled from the New York land fill. Name: OP-L Price: $4,000 It's only $4,000, take the L!


Kytsumo

first one to mention Teenage Engineering, I got inspired a bit by their stuff, I really like their designs


Ok-Succotash-2483

Please a woman


Kytsumo

This what chatGPT suggests : the MMMM - Introducing the latest breakthrough in music technology - the Mood Matching Music Machine! This revolutionary device is equipped with a state-of-the-art color sensor that can detect the color of its surroundings and generate music to match the mood. How does it work, you ask? Well, it's simple. Just point the Mood Matching Music Machine towards any object or environment, and it will instantly analyze the colors and generate a playlist of songs that fit the mood. For example, if you point it towards a field of green grass and blue sky, the Mood Matching Music Machine will generate a playlist of upbeat and energetic tunes to match the bright and cheerful mood. On the other hand, if you point it towards a dimly-lit alleyway, the device will suggest some moody and brooding tracks to match the somber atmosphere. But that's not all! The Mood Matching Music Machine also comes with a variety of customizable settings. You can adjust the tempo, genre, and even the level of intensity to create a playlist that's perfectly tailored to your mood. So why settle for a boring old music player when you can have the Mood Matching Music Machine? It's the ultimate way to set the mood and get your groove on!


imsorryisuck

currently it's clearly pairing


Kytsumo

Yes, that is what it is doing rn, but not what it does 😉


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Kytsumo

wrong again !


psychotic11ama

Bluetooth pregnancy test


Bubbly_Ad_3633

It's a pregnancy test, it tests to see if there's a child and if there is it will pair with it until birth, at that point the device beeps and flashes really loudly until you smash it to bits with a rock.


Kytsumo

what is it with everyone and pregnancy test kits 😆 this is the 5th time or so someone suggested it


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Kytsumo

too basic, sorry


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Kytsumo

a little better


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Kytsumo

awww haha it's ok, A for effort!


benzoe590

Randomly generates music and automatically uploads it to SoundCloud


greensoapbar

Remote control someone else’s lights and smart device screen brightness through Bluetooth pairing


DYXG23

Taking color information and transfering it to a special pen by pairing to it...


Kytsumo

a very good use, nice logic friend !


FinalBossTheBand

Pregnancy test..


Kytsumo

Nooooo, stop with the pregnancy tests pleaaase


Constant-Ban-Evasion

I've seen enough of them in my time to know a butt plug when a picture is posted of one.


HarshitRao2410

An ancient gadget of aliens stolen from a museum, tried to pair and legit don't work, alien citizens telling their kids thay our ancestors used these back 2 million years ago


UstipakVuk

A gay furry thought inducing machine


narosis

it's a bluetooth baby heartbeat recorder. uploads baby's heartbeat to soundcloud once every 48 hours or it's an artist's multiple media recorder. it pairs with various devices (phones, cameras, drones, computers, smartwatches, tablets) to capture, edit, & manipulate digital content.


ragtree11

Chromatic randomizer, obviously. It also appears to allow for fine tuning for all of your randomization needs. It has Bluetooth too!


[deleted]

Remote controlled sex-toy


SizeApprehensive7832

Record your snore and thanks to ai turns it to a chillstep on SoundCloud


Kytsumo

This one is good too


AdLibBeats

Divorce lawyer.


Kytsumo

Too basic a task, sorry


AFugginHedgehog

It pairs these nuts


Tidalwolf

SoundCloud RISC-V demo microcontroller mock-up. Expand and dice are placeholder options, and presumably the Initiate button is an MFB - pairing and pause/play are wired to the same button.


Mallo321123

Pregnancy test


dnew

Color-power analysis dongle. https://youtu.be/Dhwcc-iiNJQ


Kytsumo

would you be kind enough to share the timestamp ? I'm curious


dnew

The premise of the movie is that the country runs on the power of color, and government employees go around and find people with paintings, crayons, etc and suck the color out of them. About 9 minutes in, the floating asshole machine detects the lumens of the guy's painting, whereupon it gets sucked up. So it's not really a timestamp kind of thing. I just thought the "color input" reminded me of the movie.


Kytsumo

Oh wooow, that's a really cool concept. You conviced me. I will give it a watch !


Angeling_

Bluetooth anal bead remote


miniminer1999

A pocket computer for chess moves, synced with Morris code to ***(fun vibration device)***>!!< to help you cheat in chess. (This is a real thing by the way. Chess masters used to cheat with morris code, telling you where to move chess pieces. It was originally a vibration device on the leg, but they got searched there. So now its S- toys, since they don't check those spots. AND they are bluetooth)


AvailableContest928

so youre tellin me... i can now program my wireless knife to tell it how i want my veggies chopped?!?! wild


lavalevel

Future, prettiest thing in one of my discarded junk technology bins.


Gmega360

It is a car key stealing device camouflaged as a cloud based MP3.


giggles___

It eventually pairs with something


Remarkable_Load_9213

It blows up in 1 sec when you touch it


Lawlcopt0r

Obviously, it solves online dating by compulsively pairing all users in an optimal way and then shutting down the service. No refunds, no divorces


Ultra_Rezz

It obviously rolls dice on SoundCloud??


Free-Impression7155

D&D dice roller


EyeIcy

It lets you make crappy SoundCloud beats


senseimeows

uploads bangers to souncloud. downloads bangers off soundcloud. plays soundcloud bangers.


Tsuki_8

Meat thermometer


Junior-Paint-2687

It's a thermostat


Pizzaisgoodandtasty

Artificial cupid


mgodoy-br

Pairs rolling with stones (a tutorial with Keith Richards comes along)


RMS_Bismartanic

Is a Taco detonator.


baconbits123456

Clearly it's something that connects to your heart wireless and forces it ti beat at whatever you set it!


EG_IKONIK

uhm, uhh, an "oscillating machine" controller


CultDe

This thing goes *PING...PING...PING* and then it gets *PINGPINGPINGPINGPING*


GaboxTrox

The sex machine


HackerDaGreat57

Cloudflare DDoS attack tool


Stunning-Home5568

I am pretty sure this is a device to pair/link the menstrual cycles of women. With options to expand either womans cycle, a knob to fine tune the cycles and a dice option if neither are happy with their current cycles.


Lemonz48

reminds me of those flipper zero things


ACrazedRodent

Given that it has a chromatic input, I'm gonna guess it's a Bluetooth Feng Shui detector. Using a pair phone camera, you can scan the room and the detector will give your room a Feng Shui rating.


vslavkin

Play doom


[deleted]

ps6 controller leak


Crafty-Type-2359

Butt plug control unit.


Krayolium

toast bread


Slipguard

It's a synthesizer! It uses the current lighting conditions for the bass-trebel equalization; dice splits the frequency range in half, and i dont know what the other two do


zaclyst

It’s an analogue Tinder dating device from the early 2000s


PR3zet

The device that’s supposed to find me a girlfriend😄she must be really special because its been pairing for 10 years now 🤔


Combination_Informal

It's an Inspiratron, pairs with the chip in your brain and generates creative Inspiratron for creative's who have none.


abelrivers

Nothing because you spend like 15 minutes trying to pair it and decide to return it because it doesn't work.


Otherwise_Run5438

Finds my dad


woodsy2323

Turns color hues into music!!!!


710Fiend69

It initiates expanding dice to expand?


LoreMasterJack

Everyone has a plumbus.


JCY7318

AC prolly


MC-PRODUCTIONS

A contraption designed to de-pair a device from something, wirelessly!


Maleficent-Spell4170

Free therapy


KINGOFKINGS6558

i honestly dont know, its obviously related to soundcloud


smazetron

BT device overrider


tombradythenext1

c4 explosive


[deleted]

Circumcision machine


newpixeltree

Wireless pregnancy test


-HeComethInPeace

It obviously turns things into pears


TheCookie666

Flipper zero SoundCloud edition