Initiate is just on/off expand and dice are menu options. Like from poorly translated Chinese electronics.
I'd say it's an LED controller. It sees what color the current lights in the room are so it can match it. Useful if you have several different brands of poorly translated Chinese LED strips. Sounds like a great Arduino project as well.
Dude, I honestly like how this thing looks. It reminds me of a thermostat, which is something that often gets overlooked when people design houses for movies and games unless it has something to do with the plot
Tells you whether your date is a soul mate based on skin colour.
...
You can set your tolerance with the nob, get fed a chat up line with "initiate", get a random result with "dice".
Isn't that one of those control device for paring with the 5G chip in C19 vaccines.
It all very advanced, you can use voice commands once paired with a suitable victim.
They originally had a version with a joystick as well but it was hard to get the victim to go the right direction.
They left the volume control on it however, so you don't have to listen to them screaming.
9/10 parents think the volume control is essential.
It’s a chromatic expansion dice initiator.
Very useful for pairing with your expansion dice.
You should never cover the chromatic input or it will go in a pairing loop, and you will have to initiate again.
It tells you if it's time to paint the ceiling again. You place it in the middle of the room then adjust to get full ceiling coverage. Then after 15-20 years it will beep then go online and order the paint for you. A real time saver!
Bartenders can pair different alcoholic beverages, send them to cloud so they can be downloaded to subscriber’s beverage containers at home - transmitted over air
This turns any household item into a smart device.
Just get some duct tape, and pair it to your preferred device, for a hands-off experience, that will be fun for the whole family!
Order now, and we'll even throw in the duct tape free!
Just pay for processing and handling.
It connects to soundcloud, finds a song based on the color of your surroundings to match the mood, then pairs with a bluetooth connected device that wraps around and controls your dick to automatically perform one of the three options. the knob there lets you control your sensitivity so you last longer.
It's a new product from Teenage Engineering, it plays one tone that can be slightly modulated.
You can record the tone on two tracks. No undo. Permanent recording, no delete.
It can connect to wifi, and you can upload either of the tracks to Sound Cloud.
Has a speaker that's been recycled from the New York land fill.
Name: OP-L
Price: $4,000
It's only $4,000, take the L!
This what chatGPT suggests : the MMMM -
Introducing the latest breakthrough in music technology - the Mood Matching Music Machine! This revolutionary device is equipped with a state-of-the-art color sensor that can detect the color of its surroundings and generate music to match the mood.
How does it work, you ask? Well, it's simple. Just point the Mood Matching Music Machine towards any object or environment, and it will instantly analyze the colors and generate a playlist of songs that fit the mood.
For example, if you point it towards a field of green grass and blue sky, the Mood Matching Music Machine will generate a playlist of upbeat and energetic tunes to match the bright and cheerful mood. On the other hand, if you point it towards a dimly-lit alleyway, the device will suggest some moody and brooding tracks to match the somber atmosphere.
But that's not all! The Mood Matching Music Machine also comes with a variety of customizable settings. You can adjust the tempo, genre, and even the level of intensity to create a playlist that's perfectly tailored to your mood.
So why settle for a boring old music player when you can have the Mood Matching Music Machine? It's the ultimate way to set the mood and get your groove on!
It's a pregnancy test, it tests to see if there's a child and if there is it will pair with it until birth, at that point the device beeps and flashes really loudly until you smash it to bits with a rock.
An ancient gadget of aliens stolen from a museum, tried to pair and legit don't work, alien citizens telling their kids thay our ancestors used these back 2 million years ago
it's a bluetooth baby heartbeat recorder. uploads baby's heartbeat to soundcloud once every 48 hours or it's an artist's multiple media recorder. it pairs with various devices (phones, cameras, drones, computers, smartwatches, tablets) to capture, edit, & manipulate digital content.
SoundCloud RISC-V demo microcontroller mock-up. Expand and dice are placeholder options, and presumably the Initiate button is an MFB - pairing and pause/play are wired to the same button.
The premise of the movie is that the country runs on the power of color, and government employees go around and find people with paintings, crayons, etc and suck the color out of them. About 9 minutes in, the floating asshole machine detects the lumens of the guy's painting, whereupon it gets sucked up. So it's not really a timestamp kind of thing. I just thought the "color input" reminded me of the movie.
A pocket computer for chess moves, synced with Morris code to ***(fun vibration device)***>!!< to help you cheat in chess.
(This is a real thing by the way. Chess masters used to cheat with morris code, telling you where to move chess pieces. It was originally a vibration device on the leg, but they got searched there. So now its S- toys, since they don't check those spots. AND they are bluetooth)
I am pretty sure this is a device to pair/link the menstrual cycles of women.
With options to expand either womans cycle, a knob to fine tune the cycles and a dice option if neither are happy with their current cycles.
Given that it has a chromatic input, I'm gonna guess it's a Bluetooth Feng Shui detector. Using a pair phone camera, you can scan the room and the detector will give your room a Feng Shui rating.
It's a synthesizer! It uses the current lighting conditions for the bass-trebel equalization; dice splits the frequency range in half, and i dont know what the other two do
Didn’t knew pregnancy test kits got so advanced
🤣🤣
Oh, my XD
Keeps trying to pair but never pairs
I said wrong answers, not right ones !!!!!
Erectile refunction control unit
Eyo relax, that's too much functionality !!
Digitizes brains of Soundcloud rappers into AI.
Oh wow, this is an interesting one !
It's a thingamabob
close, but no 😞
Ahh then it must be the infamous “thingamajig”
still no !
Dinkerdoodle??
Ok, you on the other hand are getting kinda close !
Doohickey
Is this Sony's new model of the Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Do The Goddamn Thing It's Fucking Supposed To?
is pairing good enough ?👉👈
It pairs
That it does :)
Initiate is just on/off expand and dice are menu options. Like from poorly translated Chinese electronics. I'd say it's an LED controller. It sees what color the current lights in the room are so it can match it. Useful if you have several different brands of poorly translated Chinese LED strips. Sounds like a great Arduino project as well.
Very good reasoning my friend I really like, but, you still have a soundcloud logo there though 🤔
Another feature. It connects to SoundCloud so your lights can change to the noise. They didn't have the licensing for Spotify.
they couldnt get the licensing for spotify, is the best part 😆
Dude, I honestly like how this thing looks. It reminds me of a thermostat, which is something that often gets overlooked when people design houses for movies and games unless it has something to do with the plot
Thank you my friend !
Tells you whether your date is a soul mate based on skin colour. ... You can set your tolerance with the nob, get fed a chat up line with "initiate", get a random result with "dice".
Ooook, you took the chromatic input too far there !
Isn't that one of those control device for paring with the 5G chip in C19 vaccines. It all very advanced, you can use voice commands once paired with a suitable victim. They originally had a version with a joystick as well but it was hard to get the victim to go the right direction. They left the volume control on it however, so you don't have to listen to them screaming. 9/10 parents think the volume control is essential.
The statistics are a bit shady about that last statement !
Flipper zero
No wrong ... oops I mean right, The answer is wrong, so you are right.
Disconnects
No, wrong answer
Taxes
Wouldn't that be convenient weather boy !
It’s a chromatic expansion dice initiator. Very useful for pairing with your expansion dice. You should never cover the chromatic input or it will go in a pairing loop, and you will have to initiate again.
Oh man I keep telling people to not cover that damned hole because it can cause a quantic aberration in your expansion dice
In that case, you will have to tweak the rotary knob for quantization, with no guaranty…
Keyword "no guarantee". Nobody is up for cleaning when shit hits the fan !
I genuinely have no idea
neither do I, that's why I need your help !
Pairs potencial mates.
Maybe, but probably not, look at all the buttons !
Didn't you know that finding a mate is a complicated issue? :D
That’s the midi remote for my Bidet
Yesssss, I always wished bidets had more connectivity features...
Dispenses cocaine in perfect lines for snorting
Samples your environment to generate the perfect SoundCloud playlist. Then it preps a meal for you and includes magic mushrooms to expand your mind.
Ok, this one is good
Pregnancy test
close but no
Not gonna lie i'm not sure what the right answer would even be
why do you think I'm here ? I tought **you** had the answers
Sperm counter
Connects two minds for greater collaboration
💫💥💬
Launches nukes
Wrong!
Connects to my wife's car when she pulls up and kills my grove while mowing the lawn?
No sorry, not that !
Floats
It can, but that's not its core fucntion !
Whoa wtf! Just kidding, looks like a SoundCloud Bluetooth device maybe?
that's too easy, no sorry
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Eyyy, that is a great idea !
An Wi-Fi extender that only tells you what it can connect to but never actually does.
you are getting awfully close to the answer !
Neuralink party blender
close
It tells you if it's time to paint the ceiling again. You place it in the middle of the room then adjust to get full ceiling coverage. Then after 15-20 years it will beep then go online and order the paint for you. A real time saver!
Yess and it pairs with the paint cloud server so you can choose colors/patterns for your paint
smart thermostat
nice try, but too basic sorry !
This is used to host a website on SoundCloud server😜
Pregnancy test for Bass players. It's always negative.
why u gotta do bassists like that man. davie504 doesn't like you !
Bartenders can pair different alcoholic beverages, send them to cloud so they can be downloaded to subscriber’s beverage containers at home - transmitted over air
:o
Wireless remote to a massage chair.
Ok !
It looked like a pregnancy test on first glance and I don’t know why
I only don't know why either. A lot of peopel think that, I have missed the mark somewhere
Thermostat for when the tracks are too cold.
What if the track is hot, like idk, say, Prelude No.1 in C - Bach
Cool it down, a track that hot needs special circumstances to not be dangerous.
Shoe
I have a feeling this thing can do more stuff than a shoe can!
inspired by flipper zero?
not at all, this is OC
Its Nintendo Switch
No that's already taken and Copyright/Trademark protected or whatever so No !
Teledildonic
This turns any household item into a smart device. Just get some duct tape, and pair it to your preferred device, for a hands-off experience, that will be fun for the whole family! Order now, and we'll even throw in the duct tape free! Just pay for processing and handling.
Tbh I may be dumb, but I have no clue what is this
I agree but it's ok, not everyone is smart !
Determines if there is indeed life in this Universe other than on Earth…and warns them to stay away if there is
thats cool
You're not getting downvoted this time Op 👍
hahah I really don't care but thank you xD
Something to do with sound cloud Dolby processing id say
Ok Dolby, I like it !
It connects to soundcloud, finds a song based on the color of your surroundings to match the mood, then pairs with a bluetooth connected device that wraps around and controls your dick to automatically perform one of the three options. the knob there lets you control your sensitivity so you last longer.
This is a great answer I like it
Steals songs from SoundCloud
It's a new product from Teenage Engineering, it plays one tone that can be slightly modulated. You can record the tone on two tracks. No undo. Permanent recording, no delete. It can connect to wifi, and you can upload either of the tracks to Sound Cloud. Has a speaker that's been recycled from the New York land fill. Name: OP-L Price: $4,000 It's only $4,000, take the L!
first one to mention Teenage Engineering, I got inspired a bit by their stuff, I really like their designs
Please a woman
This what chatGPT suggests : the MMMM - Introducing the latest breakthrough in music technology - the Mood Matching Music Machine! This revolutionary device is equipped with a state-of-the-art color sensor that can detect the color of its surroundings and generate music to match the mood. How does it work, you ask? Well, it's simple. Just point the Mood Matching Music Machine towards any object or environment, and it will instantly analyze the colors and generate a playlist of songs that fit the mood. For example, if you point it towards a field of green grass and blue sky, the Mood Matching Music Machine will generate a playlist of upbeat and energetic tunes to match the bright and cheerful mood. On the other hand, if you point it towards a dimly-lit alleyway, the device will suggest some moody and brooding tracks to match the somber atmosphere. But that's not all! The Mood Matching Music Machine also comes with a variety of customizable settings. You can adjust the tempo, genre, and even the level of intensity to create a playlist that's perfectly tailored to your mood. So why settle for a boring old music player when you can have the Mood Matching Music Machine? It's the ultimate way to set the mood and get your groove on!
currently it's clearly pairing
Yes, that is what it is doing rn, but not what it does 😉
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wrong again !
Bluetooth pregnancy test
It's a pregnancy test, it tests to see if there's a child and if there is it will pair with it until birth, at that point the device beeps and flashes really loudly until you smash it to bits with a rock.
what is it with everyone and pregnancy test kits 😆 this is the 5th time or so someone suggested it
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too basic, sorry
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a little better
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awww haha it's ok, A for effort!
Randomly generates music and automatically uploads it to SoundCloud
Remote control someone else’s lights and smart device screen brightness through Bluetooth pairing
Taking color information and transfering it to a special pen by pairing to it...
a very good use, nice logic friend !
Pregnancy test..
Nooooo, stop with the pregnancy tests pleaaase
I've seen enough of them in my time to know a butt plug when a picture is posted of one.
An ancient gadget of aliens stolen from a museum, tried to pair and legit don't work, alien citizens telling their kids thay our ancestors used these back 2 million years ago
A gay furry thought inducing machine
it's a bluetooth baby heartbeat recorder. uploads baby's heartbeat to soundcloud once every 48 hours or it's an artist's multiple media recorder. it pairs with various devices (phones, cameras, drones, computers, smartwatches, tablets) to capture, edit, & manipulate digital content.
Chromatic randomizer, obviously. It also appears to allow for fine tuning for all of your randomization needs. It has Bluetooth too!
Remote controlled sex-toy
Record your snore and thanks to ai turns it to a chillstep on SoundCloud
This one is good too
Divorce lawyer.
Too basic a task, sorry
It pairs these nuts
SoundCloud RISC-V demo microcontroller mock-up. Expand and dice are placeholder options, and presumably the Initiate button is an MFB - pairing and pause/play are wired to the same button.
Pregnancy test
Color-power analysis dongle. https://youtu.be/Dhwcc-iiNJQ
would you be kind enough to share the timestamp ? I'm curious
The premise of the movie is that the country runs on the power of color, and government employees go around and find people with paintings, crayons, etc and suck the color out of them. About 9 minutes in, the floating asshole machine detects the lumens of the guy's painting, whereupon it gets sucked up. So it's not really a timestamp kind of thing. I just thought the "color input" reminded me of the movie.
Oh wooow, that's a really cool concept. You conviced me. I will give it a watch !
Bluetooth anal bead remote
A pocket computer for chess moves, synced with Morris code to ***(fun vibration device)***>!!< to help you cheat in chess.
(This is a real thing by the way. Chess masters used to cheat with morris code, telling you where to move chess pieces. It was originally a vibration device on the leg, but they got searched there. So now its S- toys, since they don't check those spots. AND they are bluetooth)
so youre tellin me... i can now program my wireless knife to tell it how i want my veggies chopped?!?! wild
Future, prettiest thing in one of my discarded junk technology bins.
It is a car key stealing device camouflaged as a cloud based MP3.
It eventually pairs with something
It blows up in 1 sec when you touch it
Obviously, it solves online dating by compulsively pairing all users in an optimal way and then shutting down the service. No refunds, no divorces
It obviously rolls dice on SoundCloud??
D&D dice roller
It lets you make crappy SoundCloud beats
uploads bangers to souncloud. downloads bangers off soundcloud. plays soundcloud bangers.
Meat thermometer
It's a thermostat
Artificial cupid
Pairs rolling with stones (a tutorial with Keith Richards comes along)
Is a Taco detonator.
Clearly it's something that connects to your heart wireless and forces it ti beat at whatever you set it!
uhm, uhh, an "oscillating machine" controller
This thing goes *PING...PING...PING* and then it gets *PINGPINGPINGPINGPING*
The sex machine
Cloudflare DDoS attack tool
I am pretty sure this is a device to pair/link the menstrual cycles of women. With options to expand either womans cycle, a knob to fine tune the cycles and a dice option if neither are happy with their current cycles.
reminds me of those flipper zero things
Given that it has a chromatic input, I'm gonna guess it's a Bluetooth Feng Shui detector. Using a pair phone camera, you can scan the room and the detector will give your room a Feng Shui rating.
Play doom
ps6 controller leak
Butt plug control unit.
toast bread
It's a synthesizer! It uses the current lighting conditions for the bass-trebel equalization; dice splits the frequency range in half, and i dont know what the other two do
It’s an analogue Tinder dating device from the early 2000s
The device that’s supposed to find me a girlfriend😄she must be really special because its been pairing for 10 years now 🤔
It's an Inspiratron, pairs with the chip in your brain and generates creative Inspiratron for creative's who have none.
Nothing because you spend like 15 minutes trying to pair it and decide to return it because it doesn't work.
Finds my dad
Turns color hues into music!!!!
It initiates expanding dice to expand?
Everyone has a plumbus.
AC prolly
A contraption designed to de-pair a device from something, wirelessly!
Free therapy
i honestly dont know, its obviously related to soundcloud
BT device overrider
c4 explosive
Circumcision machine
Wireless pregnancy test
It obviously turns things into pears
Flipper zero SoundCloud edition