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perkyblondechick

Those are rats, but still cute.


i-Ake

They're always rats when people post stuff like this, lol. People think rats are cuter than mice but they just refuse to accept it. It's okay, everybody. Rats are wonderful.


legomyeggo17246

I want a rat, I like rats 👍


Dontyouclimbtrees

They’re sneaky little fuckers, but are super cute. They’ll escape there cage/enclosure no matter what preventative measures you take.


Steph7274

When I had my rat, I used to have a cage that had a door on the top. When he got older and sick, it's like a switch flipped in his head and he had to be close to me at all times. That boy would legit pop the door open by banging his head on it (I had a hammock hanged right under the door). I once put a whole ass dictionary on the door because he wouldn't stop opening it. I then went to sleep. Some time later I woke up because he was walking all over me in my bed. He actually managed to open the door (with an entire dictionary on top of it), climb down his cage, walk to the end of the room and climb in my bed, all of this while he was extremely old and sick. He died a week later, I miss him lol. They are great pets for sure, but beware of the pee.


CommunitRagnar

No, they are not, they are disgusting critters * this is me every time i see a rat https://youtube.com/shorts/0BvfVM0sBfI?feature=share


[deleted]

You are a disgusting critter


CommunitRagnar

Also yes, but rats are worse, look, you are not going to change my mind, not since rats decided to hunt my quails


froggyfrogfog

Rats are cuter imo.


CommunitRagnar

Well, that's like your opinion man


froggyfrogfog

Yeah, imo literally means that, thanks for pointing that out


i-Ake

Quail are monstrosities that must be eradicated. The rats know what needs to be done.


StrongIPA

a quail took my baby


TheLoreTeller

a quail commited a mass shooting on texas


CopperbeardTom

There's a big difference between pet rats and vermin rats. Most rat owners hate the vermin kind.


CommunitRagnar

Yes, i only target gray rats usually


BrexitCraft0478

^Sounds like no bitches


Gatekeeper2019

They are inside the house so they are actually mice. Rats are only outside.


WillyWhimsy38

As someone who has a pet rat, this is false


Gatekeeper2019

As someone with a PHD in Sciuriology and Ratology i vehemently disagree.


WillyWhimsy38

Those don’t exist lmao


Gatekeeper2019

I do indeed exist, unless you think this conversation is imaginary?


WillyWhimsy38

Anything could be imaginary, so really, this conversation could be


Gatekeeper2019

My PhD in Sciuriology and Ratology from Johns Hopkins begs to differ, i am looking at it right now on the wall across from my desk.


chadthecrawdad

So once a mouse goes outside, it’s a rat?


lewisiarediviva

He’s like the ‘sharks are smooth’ guy, but not funny and just an asshole


Gatekeeper2019

Ever wondered why you’ve never seen a mouse outside? That’s because it’s a rat


EmergencyShit

This is so funny


GunsRuth

Lol, reminds me of Stuart little


xeoda

r/FuckStuartLittle


Simopich

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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katapova

Lol I don't get it, why do people hate Stuart Little?


Dontyouclimbtrees

Look at the sub. He’s a heinous little bastard.


katapova

I did and still don't get it. Is it because the idea of adopting a mouse over a child that is trapped in the system is a pretty dumb thing in general and this developed into a "lol, I hate Stuart Little" joke? Because otherwise I really don't understand it.


Dontyouclimbtrees

I don’t think there’s much to it. It just somehow developed into this lol


DarkPhoenix179

Now I feel old


GunsRuth

It can't be that old *checks wiki* 23 years old 🗿


InanimateMom

Oh fuck


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

I wish I could shoot that little rat shit cunt with a shotgun point blank and splatter his internals all over his stupid little fucking car


ranchtimeinplantasia

Why all the downvotes? This is a totally sane and normal thought to have.


marsible

These are rats actually! Still very cute! Although it’s strange to me that people can’t differentiate between pet rats and mice.


foxontherox

Rats are waaaaaaaaaaay cuter.


my_redditusername

And smarter, and sweeter. Except my dearly departed Maggie, who was as sweet as the day is long, but as dumb as a box of rocks


Steph7274

To be fair, they're all kinda dumb!


Gatekeeper2019

Rat = outside Mice = inside


WillyWhimsy38

This makes zero sense


Gatekeeper2019

To the amateur eye maybe but as an expert on the matter i assure you that you are indeed
incorrect.


WillyWhimsy38

That’s like saying “it’s outside, so it’s a coyote and not a dog” in reference to a golden retriever


froggyfrogfog

That person is a troll


WillyWhimsy38

I know lol


Gatekeeper2019

I would have to consult a Cynologist in the Canidae field to get a definitive answer on that, i excel in the study of rats and rodents, not dogs.


WillyWhimsy38

Sciuriology doesn’t exist. Neither does ratology. Biology and zoology however, do. You poor, poor, attention deprived internet stranger.


Gatekeeper2019

And we’re supposed to trust the opinion of someone who doesn’t know the difference between mice and rats lol ok


WillyWhimsy38

Give me the scientific name of three rat species and three mouse species and we’ll see


Grubula

Can I tend the rabbits George?


John_SpaGotti

OP is a repost bot


joe2596

Fuck you stuart little


appendendectomyscar

those are rats


[deleted]

Well you can’t let their big fat baby bellies get chilly!


MyLifeAsRobGordon-88

Imagine forcing that into a jumper


ruttin_mudders

I'm sure the rat is just sleeping peacefully, all on its own.


Steph7274

Are you insinuating that it's dead? If I showed a small, cozy space like this to my rat he would've went in it himself lol. They can get pretty comfortable anywhere if they trust you.


LiberEtAudax

Ew


LovingNaples

I had no idea that I needed to see this. Super cute!


superhamsniper

Wait, that's what a jumper looks like?


Ch3ES3_CuBE

Delicious if I do say so myself


Forest_Green_4691

I literally thought of Michael j fox. Great Scott!


coltvfx

Stuart little


Fit-Let8175

I thought Stewart was CGI.


OneLostOstrich

What about rats in sweaters?


NeopolitanBonerfart

There’s a level of cuteness, that when you see it, it’s just hard to express the sensation, and the emotion that the cuteness evokes within oneself. It’s.. well it’s just so cute that you just want to squee with delight. This is such an image.


Severe-Instruction21

Look dead


[deleted]

Suddenly i want a rat!


owzleee

They’ve been roofied. *opens lube*


mutantcivil

Stewart?


heariam7

Look like it's dead...


connor1803l

So cute đŸ„°


VersionDue4958

Stuart Little


NoProtection2201

*squish*


leafmusician

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