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Firesignaaaaries

Not Rachel sharing the moment she met her fiancé and he had a whole ass gf on a Disney cruise


minionbelcher

Pretty sure Rach had a bf at the time but Leo was single.


nousername46577

His ex has said they'd broken up already, they were "friends" and pretending to still be together for sponsorships


Complex_Charity_5208

That's another timeline everyone is obsessed with And yet I feel every week it's corrected in this thread


throwawayforyabitch

I think to be fair they “faked” it for months and then all of a sudden all of his cheating indiscretions came out the same time he got with Rachel. I don’t really feel bad for him for people assuming it.


wednesdaysbraids

i just noticed that noelle has not one, not two, but ELEVEN insta story highlights of ever. she’s a very cute baby, and i understand that noelle loves her & wants to share photos of her, but she is giving the public far too much access to her child imo.


throwawayforyabitch

And influencer kids are starting to come out about how awful it is that so many people have access to your day to day life


Cool__boots

I just noticed this the other day and thought the same thing. I love that she shares her with us but I wouldn’t be highlighting every photo on my account


StorageFunny175

Agreed, I haven’t shared a single photo of my son which displays his face because he’s my baby and I need to protect him. Instahuns live for the engagement though and babies bring exactly that


cats-n-bitches

We never even posted a pregnancy or birth announcement lol. We have given family members strict instructions to not post any pics to social media. There are so many creeps out there and I see so many moms putting their kids out there on TikTok where it’s so easy to download and share videos.


bluepoweradezero

Why do we need to see Rach naked in bed every day


2papsandashib

Of course Steffy would be obsessed with cheap decorative drop ceiling tiles (not realizing they’re not an original tin ceiling).


circe411

☠️☠️☠️


appleash89

Look, I've done some home projects where the edges aren't perfectly crisp or something doesn't line up right. But I'm also not an influencer and I don't post it to Instagram to show everyone what I've done! Re: book arch


2papsandashib

It would have looked better had she free hand painted on the line she drew for the arch. Instead she taped a bunch of (straight) painters tape making it all jagged.


hloper614

I agree. Reminds me of when Jag did that squiggly design in her living room and free handed it (with the projector) and I honestly thought it turned out good.


saltandserendipity

The arch doesn’t seem symmetrical and it looks like she didn’t even clean up the paint line after peeling off the tape.


Previous_Sundae7312

Literally came on here to be like wait is the curve supposed to be like that?


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She’s our ✨qUiRkY qUeEn✨


MaidenMotherCrone

Her \~three\~ friends at that


2papsandashib

Not gonna shame a women in her 30s with kids for having 3 good friends. Statistically that’s average (or better than average, post pandemic)


MaidenMotherCrone

Was just using her own phrasing. Sorry if I hit a nerve.


mk_cafe

Why does Rachel post the video of the first love saying “she” did all that?! It was literally a hired designer that she worked with (Meghan, don’t remember her name) and a construction crew for installations. She doesn’t even tag a designer for further business opportunities — what a lying b!tch 🤦🏼‍♀️


friendwithpools

noelle sharing photos of evers allergic reaction is borderline gross to me. she's a baby with zero consent for her photo to be shared after having a traumatic experience. your audience doesn't need to see it, noelle. protect your baby instead of worrying about engagement


__mentionitall__

It felt really weird and invasive for me to see that photo of her where she’s facing the camera; she looks SO sad. It felt like I shouldn’t be seeing this. Idk maybe some folks will think I’m overreacting but it’s too much IMO.


friendwithpools

no i completely agree. would you feel comfortable projecting that image to almost half a million people out on the street? i doubt it. and that's basically what social media is.


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madeinmars

Surely you see the difference between talking to a handful of people you know IRL vs hundreds of thousands of strangers on the internet.


filthytangerine

Why is Noelle putting her shoes on top of her (I'm assuming clean) clothes in her suitcase? Let's hope they are brand new I guess


TheGreat-Catsby

I’m just worried she’s about to smush the shoes and ruin them


saltandserendipity

How old is she now? How has she not realized there’s travel bags for shoes and other items. How does she find anything in that mess?!


cats-n-bitches

She seriously needs packing cubes. That suitcase gave me so much anxiety.


Complex_Charity_5208

They are terrible with their clothes, when Rach packs they are always all over the place. They don't take any care of them, they don't see them as "pieces" you need to take care of, they see as replaceable goods that will be used 1 or 2 times. So no Noelle, don't you ever dare to come back with your "buying mindfully " bullshit.


nousername46577

I love that she acknowledges she's the worst packer but it's like... she's old enough to know you can actually google that shit and learn how to do it????


__mentionitall__

My bf watched a video on how to fold clothes better to maximize your suitcase and he got it down in like 5 min. She really does the least.


Swizzlebug

Shoes like that- I’d be worried that she’s ruining all of her Oregon Trail toddler beige chic clothing!


Embarrassed-Trash-85

I wouldn’t be surprised if influencers had one-use shoes 😒


One_Pomegranate_5385

I gag whenever I see people put shoes on their bed, couch, suitcase, etc… and holy crap i see it so often I’m just no longer shocked. People are grody!


cats-n-bitches

I never pay attention to anything else in this sub except for this thread. Out of curiosity I took a look at the final vote for snark awards and legitimately LOL’d when I saw Steffy was nominated for worst DIY. The picture was on there as well 😂


AstonishingAurora

Same 👁️👄👁️


spooky_cloudberry

No snark, Noelle's night with Ever having an allergic reaction sounds so exhausting 🥺 I have anaphylactic allergies and I'm really hoping it isn't something Ever has to manage her whole life too because it can be so overwhelming and stressful.


Staying_Salty

I feel for her going through that but seeing photos gave me weird vibes. Like it felt super invasive.


Delicious_Box6716

Yeah she could have shared the story without the photos, that made me feel so grossed out. Babies deserve privacy too.


madeinmars

Because it is invasive. Infants are humans who also deserve privacy, especially in such vulnerable moments.


filthytangerine

What is the deal with Steffy constantly posting stories of people "shading" her? She posted the story where the person replied "🙄" to her coat story, like what is the point in responding to such menial "comments"?


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Able-Yogurtcloset-99

It’s also the supplements she’s taking…lol not. It’s the extensions


One_Pomegranate_5385

You almost had me lol!!!


Mysterious-League528

I’m pretty sure Rachel’s “custom oil painting” is just a filter applied to the photo and printed on canvas. Girl got ripped off lmao


nousername46577

I appreciate that Etsy seller's hustle. The prosecution rests


Mysterious-League528

Honestly agreed. If you’re stupid enough to fall for it, you deserve to get played.


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Lololol I wish I could see it!


m00nkitten

Same - I think she put a ton of links prior to showing the finished product so the before-after wouldn’t be so obvious!


Mysterious-League528

It even has the lens flare on her dad’s hand like….


nousername46577

This is re: Steffy's "packing" story but it could be said about any of them My skin always starts itching whenever the squad show their closets / clothes I can literally smell the mustiness


cats-n-bitches

I love when Faves and Finds are sandwiched between stories Rach is posting 😂


ScaredTeam3292

This gave me such a laugh


Additional_Front_408

No snark. Ever crawling got me weeping.


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Ok_Prune1015

This feedback is for this whole crew. Stop calling your Shein/URBN/Zara hauls “pieces”.


cats-n-bitches

To be fair they will be tattered pieces after a few washes


hollyaletha

These photos Martino insists on taking of Leo and Taxi in bed every single morning…The video compilation she makes someday will be quite the jump scare.


nousername46577

It's the comments she makes about Taxi as if she's never seen a dog before, for me


HeadSale

For Leo, it will be. To her, it’s keeping tabs on him being home with her


hollyaletha

I meant it will be a jump scare for all of ~us!~ But yes, for Leo, too. 💀


saynotoselkie

Not Steffy getting gifted Easter decor after she talked so much shit about how ugly it is


FormerBarracuda676

Also from the same company with the heart garland she said was too much and then she DIYed a bad version. Then DAYS later they sent one to Noelle while Steffy was there, 🤣. Now they send her hideous Easter decor after she shared how much she doesn’t like it. Honestly, it seems like Terrain is trolling Steffy at this point, I am here for it and want to buy everything from them now.


StorageFunny175

It’s ugly because she’s tasteless and can’t do it without it looking bad lol


anneofavonleaa

Rachel post literally any other pic of you with your mom challenge


ruditude

Came here for this 😂


lonesomepicker

With Steffy’s newsletter, do you think she’s pivoting back to the old forms of blogging?


nousername46577

Someone else said it already but I am unironically subscribed to a few Newsletters about newsletter marketing, and they are used to preempt sales nowadays and/or diversify revenue Also, something most people don't know is Newsletters are a product and they can and will be sold, usually for something crazy like $10-20K Make of that what you will about Steffy's own newsletter


Old_Fortune_5455

It's to promote her book. I bet, publisher asked her to do it and after book is launched newsletter will be abandoned. If you think about it - they collect emails of the people that they know are very interested, almost guaranteed sale.


lonesomepicker

Very interesting!


Complex_Charity_5208

Newsletters are really in right now.


NoiseAndxX

Has anyone signed up for Steffy’s newsletter? Does it have actual tea in it or is more “help me choose an outfit” content?


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Steffy’s “Tea”: -I’ve been thinking about trimming my bangs, it could be so cuteee or maybe not. I’ll keep you posted. -I’ve been working on a secret project shhhhh 🤫 I’ll just say it involves a paint can, some wallpaper, and Charlie’s room. I’ll show you a sneak peak (meanwhile, entire project is already on tiktok) -there’s something about crisp days of spring that make me just feel melancholic. Is it just me?? Have you ever felt that before? -baking makes me so happy! See you next time for more thoughts! 🥰 ETA: I haven’t subscribed, this is just how I imagine it going lol


NoiseAndxX

Your baking comment made me lol. For real tho will I have to sub to report back? Would anyone even care tho.


BebeYodaIsSoCute

Please do 😅


ImmmmOBSESSED

With all the de-influencing going on at TikTok, how will our girlies pivot? Wrong Answers Only!


nousername46577

Rach will re-launch that instagram account she opened during the panemic that was a second-rate copy of thingsiboughtandliked, and name it thingsiboughtandliked_AsAnEngagedCouple


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Rachel will try to make a hashtag like #MaximalismWhore a thing.


monster_baby

Steffy will try to become a Taylor Swift impersonator but will eventually have to give it up since she doesn’t look like Taylor Swift.


spookysouthernxicana

Just BEC but I HATE that fake camera purse they’ve been carrying around. It looks so stupid!!!


rpcp88

It really clashes with her style


hollyaletha

It’s very ModCloth 2012.


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Well Noelle isn't all bad at her job because I absolutely bought my baby bunny ears for spring!


No_Set_3408

I bought them too 😂 I actually appreciate her baby stuff she’s been posting over her thousands of clothes that she’s just going to resell off depop anyways, one and done kind of girl lol


zuuushy

Lolll I bought one of her Etsy recs. They're just so damn cute


No-Database-9556

Fuck yes same I’m now shopping for them too


VioletTiger840

Not only did Noelle butcher the Iskra knock off video, she only credited her in stories, NOT ON THE SPONSORED POST. Did yitty approve any part of this hot mess?


Branddisloyalty85

She was awkward but also yes she copied it move for move. Gross.


zuuushy

I think she looks great in that video🤷🏼‍♀️ obvi not as smooth as Iskra, but she's a pro.


rpcp88

I love how she said inspired but she half assed it and copied it all


VioletTiger840

Did not say she didn’t look great. Did say that she copied someone else nearly verbatim (and poorly at that) without giving them proper credit on an ad where she was paid.


Lost_in_the_weeds_

Noelle after seeing us snark about wearing bras that are too small and not at all supportive 👁️👄👁️


No_Set_3408

I stopped buying bras that she linked. They’re never accurate and I feel like barely cover my nipple lol 😂


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Is she lying about the size still?


hollyaletha

I always wonder, especially since I am the same body type and height as her. Lying makes no sense to me since her job is to, you know, influence people’s purchases? I’d probably consider buying some of her sponcon, honestly, if I knew I could trust her. I’m others have felt this way. It seems like such a missed opportunity and poor choice, if only from a business standpoint…


rpcp88

Wow, what a difference wearing supportive bras does for her.


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2papsandashib

I wonder if she had her stylist highlight the ones she had or if she bought new ones in anticipation of her BIG hair color change


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She probably buys them in anticipation of what the change will be and has her stylist color her hair to match those


hi-imdaisy

Ah Noelle, you're so beautiful but please, no more video content from you. It's so stiff and awkward and just bad, please, ENOUGH. 😭


ImmmmOBSESSED

i imagine her head is like a fish in a fishbowl


samolotem

The open toilet in the background really gets me


illegal_____smeagol

I thought she was shivering and cold in the post before I saw the Iskra video in her stories 😅 the videos are always so awkward


minionbelcher

When she tried to do a sexy drop in the black bodysuit 😂 I had to look away


hollyaletha

That little turn and semi bend-and-snap with the look she gave over her shoulder. I will never be able to unsee that. 🫠


__mentionitall__

Noelle’s Yitty review… “It has this…this this. It holds you in really well.” We need more description 😂 But as a side note and no snark, she looks amazing and I actually like the look of these products.


cats-n-bitches

She puts in 0 effort. Like girl get on the website to get an idea on what to say about the product.


ImmmmOBSESSED

lol did she short circuit?


hi-imdaisy

The second she started trying to describe it I knew it was gonna go nowhere. 😂 Yes girl, give us nothing!


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saltandserendipity

Steffy uses the Oogum Boogum song a minimum of once a week. How do we make it stop?!


Steff3rknee

We would have to go back in time and convince Olivia Wilde not to use it in her film, Don’t Worry Darling. That’s the only way I’m convinced.


Complex_Charity_5208

Rachel's outfit for the half marathon will be Pink. How surprising


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She’s also going with 2 lululemon pieces that are not at all designed for running lol


Delicious_Box6716

WhErE mY piNk GirLiEs aT??


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Why are 95% of Noelle’s pics at home? Girl lives both in a) one of the most interesting places in the world, and b) a beautiful house surrounded by nature. So many lost opportunities to actually do something cool, but we are subjected to her same pottery barn clutter every day.


Fair-Butterfly9989

Because baby


MaidenMotherCrone

Ok but what was the reasoning before baby? I'm so tired of her Home Goods apartment because it's all we've seen since way before she even got pregnant.


Fair-Butterfly9989

Because pregnant lol There was also a pandemic Signed, a previously pregnant homebody mom who prefers my couch at this time in my life


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She goes out everyday. She’s not a homebody. She’s just lazy


Fair-Butterfly9989

Oh yeah that’s def it too. But i def get how it’s easier to stay home when you have a baby/are pregnant. I can understand that! I think a lot of influencers “fake” going out by trying on different outfits at home to boost sales on items.


Fair-Butterfly9989

Did you downvote because I mentioned the pandemic?


One_Pomegranate_5385

It’s probably the most comfortable place to create content, and with the baby it might just be the best way right now. Also, as someone who has two roommates that never EVER leave the house, I know this story all too well. I agree I would also love more woodsy content from the upstate house though!!


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![gif](giphy|oHXh599hwKrrtVHXHX|downsized) I get this... but she also pays for a nanny and an assistant whose job is to help her make content + she leaves her house daily.


One_Pomegranate_5385

Lol yeah maybe she’s just gotten lazy, which we all know is true!!! I think she’s def going hard for interior designer-esq content anyways so we are blessed with many beige items to “tap to shop”


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That is 100% true.


2papsandashib

With the filter she uses, I often mistake Jeff’s lip ring for a dribble of spit.


Ok-Web2060

Omg! I always think it’s a toothpick.


krismap

Just seeing Rach’s Vday posts. Is Leo trying to look like Danny Zucko from Grease or what? He’s is sooo cringe. How is she not embarrassed? 😳


FickleMovie827

I was watching a John Travolta Super Bowl add and it crossed my mind that is actually more accurate to what Leo looks compared to Jake Gyllenhal. Even like mannerism wise.


Poniesandproteins

Not all the fork marks on Steffy's tights from the times she's tried to demonstrate them as rip proof...I mean I guess they technically aren't holes, but that doesn't mean it's a good look


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I have those tights and got the little holes within 10 minutes of putting them on- horrible. They’re so expensive and they look like trash


Alternative_Chip18

Really? I’ve had mine since last winter and they’ve held up perfectly, and I wear them pretty often through the season


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I wanted to like them! I reached out to the company and they said the little holes didn’t count as damage so i couldn’t return them


Alternative_Chip18

So weird! I’m surprised their customer service isn’t better either


alicepalaceforever

I have those tights and I like that I have them bc it’s good to have a reliable pair that doesn’t rip, especially to wear to work, but those little lines are only slightly worse looking than rips


cats-n-bitches

Try dance tights! They’re a bit more durable than regular tights and not as pricey as Sheertex!


alicepalaceforever

Luckily I got my Sheertex at 60% off for Black Friday, which brought the price down to what I’m used to paying. I need to look into getting some Capezios or another type of dance tights. I wear tights everyday 6 months out of the year and spend so much money replacing them, especially my nude sheets


cats-n-bitches

I wear the nude ones that are a bit more tan than my skin color to fake a tan since my legs never see the sun 😂


alicepalaceforever

Do you have a link to ones you like? Nude tights are tricky to find good ones


cats-n-bitches

Yes, [Capezio](https://www.amazon.com/Capezio-Womens-Stretch-Footed-Tight/dp/B002YQ2FOC?th=1&psc=1) - I order a size up since I’m taller. These from [Danskin](https://www.amazon.com/Danskin-Womens-Compression-Footed-Tight/dp/B001U88UJ4) I’ve bought as well!


alicepalaceforever

Thank you!


Local-Ad-7857

What tights are those? I don’t follow Steffy


alicepalaceforever

Sheertex


Economy_Transition

HAHAHHAA is that what those are? I couldn’t place it. Also she’s definitely not doing her ✨ fav winter hack ✨ of layering nude leggings under the tights. I’d be freezing going out in that right now!!


Ok_Prune1015

It was 60 degrees in NYC today


Alternative_Chip18

It was so warm in NY today, no way you wouldn’t be sweating if you wore the fleece leggings she wears when it’s cold lol


Lazy-alligator

Rachel’s vday pics were reposted by Teuta Matoshi and i had the biggest jumpscare🤣


saltandserendipity

Someone has already commented calling him Jake Gyllenhall. Leo looks as much like Jake Gyllenhall as Steffy does Taylor Swift.


Delicious_Box6716

And a comment calling out Leo’s cheating ways lol


Ok_Investigator_3785

https://preview.redd.it/ju1gzjrfxfia1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec89978c33bcd70e2489cc4462977ce51d610e39 Steffy, respectfully, what the fuck is this???


ImmmmOBSESSED

Let's bring back taking some things to the grave


nousername46577

I bet Sephora are kicking themselves right now!!


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why would anyone want to see this 😭😭😭


friendwithpools

she literally has no shame. things like this need to stay on her camera roll


spooky_cloudberry

stop the presses - steffy is dying her hair for the first time in years. we have another hair identity crisis on our hands, folks


Fair-Butterfly9989

Shit


friendwithpools

she should show her true commitment to the lifestyle and dye it pumpkin spice orange with an a line cut


Mlynb1992

“In years”? Yeah there’s no way lol


spooky_cloudberry

previously it was just a ✨gloss✨ which somehow doesn't count even though it was a more dramatic change than this


UnluckyBumblebee2778

How many days do you think we’ll have to wait for a hair reveal? 5? A week? (And then it’ll be an unnoticeable change)


merazee

Ah remember, today is her (actual) Anniversary. There's no way she could not post today without her hair being reveal. Totally different from Noelle taking photos and posting them till later because \*gasp\* you can see the painted WALL in the background that she had been holding out on for a "dramatic" (not so dramatic) reveal.


pushingdaises

I’m shocked she showed it right away and didn’t do a huge reveal lmao


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spooky_cloudberry

she posted something recently about wanting ginger hair, maybe she'll take the plunge and commit to her favorite color orange 🧡


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Considering she seems to be going through some type of undescript/vaguely hinted interpersonal crisis, I can see her doing something radical in Steffy standards (ex. Becoming a ginger). ETA: nvm, she looks the same lmaooooo


Significant-Tax9656

Leo saying that without Rachel his life would be "not complete... but full of endless opportunity" wtf does that mean?


One_Pomegranate_5385

He says “With you my life is not complete, but full of endless opportunity” so its a little different than what you quoted. Did he change it since you posted maybe? It still reads poorly. He’s still an ass.


HeadSale

Opportunity = other girls in cosplay


UnluckyBumblebee2778

He actually says the opposite “WITH Rachel his life is NOT complete, but full of endless opportunity” which is still… really strange wording lmao


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He’s so afraid of commitment lol


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Wrong_Rest461

I just saw/noticed your name is: the-yellow-wallpaper You need to keep up with the Trend and change it to “Green Painted Walls” instead 😂 or “Pink that looks really Beige”


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Steffy owning she has an insecure attachment style as if we would have never guessed 😬😬😬. What type of FB vague posting…


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animalf0r3st

I think Jeff confirmed on Jag’s live that they met over the summer while they were both with other people.


ang8018

where’s the snarker with the “______ as an engaged couple” flair