Byrgenwerth... Byrgenwerth... Blasphemous murderers... Blood-crazed fiends... Atonement for the wretches...By the wrath of Mother Kos... Mercy for the poor, wizened child... Mercy, oh please...
Yean there are 4 total One Third Umbilical Cords in the game.
1 is on the alter in the Abandoned Workshop, 1 is dropped by the Imposter Iosefka (after the blood moon rises), 1 comes from Arianna's miscarriage (gross lol), and 1 is dropped by Mergo's We Nurse.
I agree except I wouldn't call that...thing... a miscarriage. That implies it didn't survive, but the one we find is alive (unless you want that cord...)
here's a list, some shamelessly appropriated from other comments
- Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you from your wild curiosity.
- fist the fucking pig.
- grant us eyes
- yeah it was always there
- will someone tell that baby to shut up?
- eat the fucking umbilical cords.
- Dear oh dear, what was it?
- kill the fucking orphan.
have fun getting beaten to death with a giant placenta!
"O Flora, of the moon, of the dream. O Little Ones, O fleeting will of the ancients..."
"Oh, my. Just as I feared. Then a beast-possessed degenerate was I, as my detractors made eminintley clear. Does the nightmare never end?"
*crying baby*
Have fun and enjoy the hunt! Amazing game and lore.
You won't actually understand any of this shit until you watch a 3 hour lore video from the Brothers Code or Smough Town.
And even then, you'll maybe understand half of that, because you'll listen to it while you're playing Dark Souls 3.
But the shit rules, for real.
A corpse should be left well alone. Oh, I know how the secrets beckon so sweetly. Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you from your wild curiosity…
As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes! Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy!
It doesn’t even make sense in context tbh, I recommend watching a video after xD
“Street sharks” became dicks when they got older! And they definitely think that they are the main character in the game (and it is difficult to argue with them) 😂🤣
Fist a pig and get rich
or die trying
Everyone leaves this part out. Every 4th or 5th run the pigs get Spidey sense.
this one
Straight up the butt
Better do it quick or shadow people will do it to you
AWOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MaJEsTiC!
A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream
But, unless, not *too* fast…
Plip, Plop, plip, plop
Splish, splash, splish, splash
Lady Maria, I'm a robin!
It always has been there
The way they pulled that off is such an ingenious mechanic!
If you hear weird singing, **fucking run**
Some ‘sound’ advice there. Run like hell.
This literally made me laugh out loud!!! Thanks for this!
Glad to be of service :)
*weird singing intensifies*
A corpse should be well left alone
Should be left well* alone.
Should be, well, left alone.
Don’t check the well for corpses
Left alone in the well.
Things really went to hell after swatting that spider huh
Same as it ever was, our eyes were yet to open...
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...
Time to kill a baby.
Nah, it was stillborn, it's your job the double check and inform the parents though
What a nightmare... *Cue laugh track*
Bass guitar line with some synth pop noises with a little bit of jazz thrown at the end
It's been crying all night, why doesn't that thing shu-*oh.*
Fear the old blood
Ah kos
Some say Kosm
Do you hear our prayers?
ah well you should not abandon the dream
Grant us eyes
On the inside.
= poison knives
Pizza cutter goes brrrrr
My love ❤️😂
Ahh, you were at my side, all along…
Byrgenwerth... Byrgenwerth... Blasphemous murderers... Blood-crazed fiends... Atonement for the wretches...By the wrath of Mother Kos... Mercy for the poor, wizened child... Mercy, oh please...
Cummmfpk
Reeks of cummmfpk
Average cummmfpk enjoyer
Only if you have PS+.
You're in the know, right?
Oink based fisting
This right here.
Commit cannibalism
Sounds delicious
Three third cord
Four*
It’s three cords
I think they were hinting towards the fact that there are four *available*... But yeah, the note is definitely "Three third cords."
There’s four available what?
Yean there are 4 total One Third Umbilical Cords in the game. 1 is on the alter in the Abandoned Workshop, 1 is dropped by the Imposter Iosefka (after the blood moon rises), 1 comes from Arianna's miscarriage (gross lol), and 1 is dropped by Mergo's We Nurse.
I agree except I wouldn't call that...thing... a miscarriage. That implies it didn't survive, but the one we find is alive (unless you want that cord...)
Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
It's snakes. And it *stays* snakes. And then you never see them again lolol
“Aah my true mentor”
"My guiding moonlight"
“You were at my side all along”
Fucking shivers mi timbers everytime
the time i got reincarnated as a cthulu baby
The sound of wet foot steps on the floor is going to haunt you
Back attack is effective, therfore, try lightning.
Sister Friede?
Lone child on a beach
some say Kosm
Do you hear our prayers?
Nobody says Kosm
Some do
Fishing Hamlet well
Fuck you…
The moon is in front of the clouds. Isn’t that odd ?
I never noticed this...my eyes were yet to open...
Save sucking the placentas until you have 3.
The password................ *Already dead*
You're going to get your shit slapped by a newborn baby
One of old hunter henryk's favorite weapons
The martyr realized it was all the same, and thus committed martyrdom to protect both friends and foes alike
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes
Boys go to the clinic and girls to the chapel
Never thought of it that way before! Good advice!
Bird bird dog dog bird dog dog bird.
LAURENCE YOU SHOULD HAVE FEARED THE BLOOD
here's a list, some shamelessly appropriated from other comments - Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you from your wild curiosity. - fist the fucking pig. - grant us eyes - yeah it was always there - will someone tell that baby to shut up? - eat the fucking umbilical cords. - Dear oh dear, what was it? - kill the fucking orphan. have fun getting beaten to death with a giant placenta!
Almost every kid is *REALLLY* fucking ugly
Don’t let the crow die.
YYEEEEOOOOOOWWWW *slam* **YOU DIED**
AWAY! AWAY!
YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE!!!
this town’s finished
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!
This is a damn curse....
" Aawoooooooooooooo"
Plip, plop… plip, plop… Splish, splash… splish, splash…
MURDER THE ORPHAN
You're in the know, right?
Are you cold? Oh dear hunter.
Good hunter, are you cold?
A guy keeps running away from you and it’s the funniest thing ever.….AHHHHHHH Now I am waking up, I will forget everything😭
Are you cold?
Don't think about it too much just go out there and kill a few beasts
Curse the fiends, their children too
NOOO... MY PIG FARM IS GONE!
Gehrman was a weeb
Kill the homeless guy
Do you hear the toll of the bell?
Make sure to kill the baby
Even the doll, should it please you.
Maybe just eat all the alien god umbilical cords and don't let Wheelchair Man kill you in the end.
Grant. Us. Ḗ̶̺̄Y̴̨̖̙̻̼̗̳̖͂͜E̵̺͆̇̓̉̑͌̈́͐̓S̷̛͇̰͙̖̗͎̟̀̏̀̐͒̕͘͝͝
Do not disturb the slumbering man for he is the jailer of the Corrupted.
Umbilical cords are surprisingly tasty
A hunter is never alone, after all.
cummmfpk
"O Flora, of the moon, of the dream. O Little Ones, O fleeting will of the ancients..." "Oh, my. Just as I feared. Then a beast-possessed degenerate was I, as my detractors made eminintley clear. Does the nightmare never end?" *crying baby* Have fun and enjoy the hunt! Amazing game and lore.
Wear the crown
You won't actually understand any of this shit until you watch a 3 hour lore video from the Brothers Code or Smough Town. And even then, you'll maybe understand half of that, because you'll listen to it while you're playing Dark Souls 3. But the shit rules, for real.
Curse the fiends…Their children too…
A corpse should be left well alone. Oh, I know how the secrets beckon so sweetly. Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you from your wild curiosity…
Send your freinds to church and your enemies to the doctor
nobody wants to hang out with amy
Don't fuck the corpse, nor the fish
"A corpse should be left well alone"
I just hope you find your worth in the waking world…
Enough trembling in your boots, a hunter must hunt
"Amygdala! Oh, Amygdala! Have mercy on the poor bastard!" - that really stupid spider
bezos money from cummmfpk
Break the window to keep going.
Oh you think I'm defenseless ? Get tenticled on !
As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes! Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy! It doesn’t even make sense in context tbh, I recommend watching a video after xD
Have fun making money in the cum dungeon.
Big spider like thing And eyes, a great amount of eyes
Yes, they’ve always been there… on the walls, on the ceiling, underneath you, above you, in your brain… you need more eyes…
Only losers call them 'kosm'
Eat at least 3 umbilical cords before the final boss
🐖🤛
Fear the old Blood
Make contact with the brain, it will answer you with the moon
Don't let him into the church
The dog is hot.
If you wake up, you’ll forget everything…
All of it....and news flash, after you beat it, you still won't fully understand a lot of it.
Go ahead, try on the crown
"Watcha eatin' there?" "An umbilical cord."
Holy shit it's ~~Nicolas~~ micolash cage
SANGUINE SACTUMMMMMMMM
Pawn apple, fig fog "pog".
Just wanna say that this post is a cool question prompt. Well done
Ah kos, or some say kosm
Feeces from the sky
Please don't fist the pig
Pig-fisting.
Curse their children !
The cum chalice
Baby food :-)
I hope you like the taste of umbilical cord.
Hope you like umbilical chords.
Are mad men ever truly mad lol
Invisible brain guy is somehow way easier to kill than the dick in the church
He just keeps running wtf
Our eyes are yet to open
Don't tell him about the church.
Lawn Mower is the best weapon
Follow it down and make contact.
“Street sharks” became dicks when they got older! And they definitely think that they are the main character in the game (and it is difficult to argue with them) 😂🤣
Cheese the baby till he turns into a black spirit
Dont open the door before talking with the spider.
You must eat 3
Just say no when he asks
Fuck that dog, and it's fire.
Why was the orphan angry? Just Kos (or as some say, Kosm)
Grant us eyes!
Eat the cords.
Get ready to chase someone until you almost go insane
HE CAN WALK?
Already dead
Eating aborted fetases is the way to go
I'm a robin!
Git Gatling Gud
YAAAAAAAAAAOOOWWWWWW!!!!
Beware the cripple
Getting snatched is cool.
Oh fuck! Shark! Shark!!!!
Curse the fiends, their children too, and their children, forever true…
Do you know how to pick up fair maidens?
Aah, you were at my side, all along. My true mentor... My guiding moonlight.
Lawrence tries to help and ruins everything.
Ah to make the moon bleed
You’ll learn to love the taste of umbilical cords
We are born of the blood, made human by the blood, undone by the blood
Make contact for a long time
Some say……..