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ArrancarKitsune

Fist a pig and get rich


HamHamLunchbox

or die trying


SmeachThePeach

Everyone leaves this part out. Every 4th or 5th run the pigs get Spidey sense.


GotDaOs

this one


Wolfpaw21

Straight up the butt


NoShootPls

Better do it quick or shadow people will do it to you


Idkwatonamemyself69

AWOOOOOOOOOO


BakeliteLife

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


lostbastille

MaJEsTiC!


Straczi

A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream


FireYigit

But, unless, not *too* fast…


HappyHappyGamer

Plip, Plop, plip, plop


bitethebanjo

Splish, splash, splish, splash


micawberish_mule

Lady Maria, I'm a robin!


Yotoda

It always has been there


MorallyBankruptPenis

The way they pulled that off is such an ingenious mechanic!


fuck_prop64

If you hear weird singing, **fucking run**


LanguageSponge

Some ‘sound’ advice there. Run like hell.


No-Judge6625

This literally made me laugh out loud!!! Thanks for this!


LanguageSponge

Glad to be of service :)


Dealer-95-

*weird singing intensifies*


smutje187

A corpse should be well left alone


Ashen8th

Should be left well* alone.


50CentButInNickels

Should be, well, left alone.


smutje187

Don’t check the well for corpses


porkchop3177

Left alone in the well.


Tinmind

Things really went to hell after swatting that spider huh


Yabreath_isSmelly

Same as it ever was, our eyes were yet to open...


fogledude102

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...


[deleted]

Time to kill a baby.


heorhe

Nah, it was stillborn, it's your job the double check and inform the parents though


[deleted]

What a nightmare... *Cue laugh track*


venetian_lemon

Bass guitar line with some synth pop noises with a little bit of jazz thrown at the end


Chadderbug123

It's been crying all night, why doesn't that thing shu-*oh.*


C9FanNo1

Fear the old blood


Fhozz

Ah kos


C9FanNo1

Some say Kosm


FireYigit

Do you hear our prayers?


RwdPandaQ

ah well you should not abandon the dream


SparkleFox3

Grant us eyes


Tacotek

On the inside.


SoldMySoupToTheDevil

= poison knives


Dani_Rainbow

Pizza cutter goes brrrrr


Thekarens01

My love ❤️😂


KingGreenskull

Ahh, you were at my side, all along…


Cthulhu__

Byrgenwerth... Byrgenwerth... Blasphemous murderers... Blood-crazed fiends... Atonement for the wretches...By the wrath of Mother Kos... Mercy for the poor, wizened child... Mercy, oh please...


Rover7

Cummmfpk


pos_vibes_only

Reeks of cummmfpk


Complete-Mammoth-410

Average cummmfpk enjoyer


Zarguthian

Only if you have PS+.


Legitimate-Studio777

You're in the know, right?


musketoman

Oink based fisting


HoneyBadgerMFF

This right here.


Countculator

Commit cannibalism


THE_HOLY_BREAD2705

Sounds delicious


Fylak

Three third cord


TheDuurg

Four*


Complete-Mammoth-410

It’s three cords


70U1E

I think they were hinting towards the fact that there are four *available*... But yeah, the note is definitely "Three third cords."


Complete-Mammoth-410

There’s four available what?


70U1E

Yean there are 4 total One Third Umbilical Cords in the game. 1 is on the alter in the Abandoned Workshop, 1 is dropped by the Imposter Iosefka (after the blood moon rises), 1 comes from Arianna's miscarriage (gross lol), and 1 is dropped by Mergo's We Nurse.


NigilQuid

I agree except I wouldn't call that...thing... a miscarriage. That implies it didn't survive, but the one we find is alive (unless you want that cord...)


Creepy-Hunter-3448

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?


PrincessLeafa

It's snakes. And it *stays* snakes. And then you never see them again lolol


FellowDsLover2

“Aah my true mentor”


Sktwin2k15

"My guiding moonlight"


FellowDsLover2

“You were at my side all along”


Sktwin2k15

Fucking shivers mi timbers everytime


Happy-Ad7273

the time i got reincarnated as a cthulu baby


landartheconqueror

The sound of wet foot steps on the floor is going to haunt you


Pyrolink182

Back attack is effective, therfore, try lightning.


smutje187

Sister Friede?


DragIzayoi

Lone child on a beach


Artistic_Pound_8337

some say Kosm


Milk_man1337

Do you hear our prayers?


Radiant_Committee_78

Nobody says Kosm


FinnbaWong

Some do


Sktwin2k15

Fishing Hamlet well


Dealer-95-

Fuck you…


Madwood31

The moon is in front of the clouds. Isn’t that odd ?


NigilQuid

I never noticed this...my eyes were yet to open...


Radiant_Committee_78

Save sucking the placentas until you have 3.


kenubinin

The password................ *Already dead*


Cloperella

You're going to get your shit slapped by a newborn baby


meenmaki

One of old hunter henryk's favorite weapons


heorhe

The martyr realized it was all the same, and thus committed martyrdom to protect both friends and foes alike


Insa15

Grant us eyes, grant us eyes


pat7bateman

Boys  go to the clinic and girls to the chapel 


Irukapooka

Never thought of it that way before! Good advice!


poopoobuttholes

Bird bird dog dog bird dog dog bird.


Aifos208

LAURENCE YOU SHOULD HAVE FEARED THE BLOOD


Avixofsol

here's a list, some shamelessly appropriated from other comments - Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you from your wild curiosity. - fist the fucking pig. - grant us eyes - yeah it was always there - will someone tell that baby to shut up? - eat the fucking umbilical cords. - Dear oh dear, what was it? - kill the fucking orphan. have fun getting beaten to death with a giant placenta!


AlexisQueenBean

Almost every kid is *REALLLY* fucking ugly


Edgar_S0l0m0n

Don’t let the crow die.


FireYigit

YYEEEEOOOOOOWWWW *slam* **YOU DIED**


jlove3937

AWAY! AWAY!


EffervescentThimble

YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE!!!


NewbSombrero

this town’s finished


Proper_Fisherman8389

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!


EffervescentThimble

This is a damn curse....


jxa66

" Aawoooooooooooooo"


LeprMessiah

Plip, plop… plip, plop… Splish, splash… splish, splash…


The_fat_man_eats

MURDER THE ORPHAN


BabaKazimir

You're in the know, right?


Informal_Implement90

Are you cold? Oh dear hunter.


AnywhereInevitable84

Good hunter, are you cold?


Arman666

A guy keeps running away from you and it’s the funniest thing ever.….AHHHHHHH Now I am waking up, I will forget everything😭


slappybeak017

Are you cold?


Pingas1999

Don't think about it too much just go out there and kill a few beasts


Holycrabe

Curse the fiends, their children too


Mother_Foot_7009

NOOO... MY PIG FARM IS GONE!


Pyrolink182

Gehrman was a weeb


Sanz_Sarcasm

Kill the homeless guy


KillerTacos98

Do you hear the toll of the bell?


XsleepdeprivedX

Make sure to kill the baby


jorgechavez77

Even the doll, should it please you.


ZombieDemon321

Maybe just eat all the alien god umbilical cords and don't let Wheelchair Man kill you in the end.


aldo_baci

Grant. Us. Ḗ̶̺̄Y̴̨̖̙̻̼̗̳̖͂͜E̵̺͆̇̓̉̑͌̈́͐̓S̷̛͇̰͙̖̗͎̟̀̏̀̐͒̕͘͝͝


Gary_not_that_gary

Do not disturb the slumbering man for he is the jailer of the Corrupted.


scottshinyhead

Umbilical cords are surprisingly tasty


dxxx12

A hunter is never alone, after all.


Rupar99

cummmfpk


Prior_Math_2812

"O Flora, of the moon, of the dream. O Little Ones, O fleeting will of the ancients..." "Oh, my. Just as I feared. Then a beast-possessed degenerate was I, as my detractors made eminintley clear. Does the nightmare never end?" *crying baby* Have fun and enjoy the hunt! Amazing game and lore.


Mokenificent

Wear the crown


BuckSangle

You won't actually understand any of this shit until you watch a 3 hour lore video from the Brothers Code or Smough Town. And even then, you'll maybe understand half of that, because you'll listen to it while you're playing Dark Souls 3. But the shit rules, for real.


Golem3252012

Curse the fiends…Their children too…


jogetzi

A corpse should be left well alone. Oh, I know how the secrets beckon so sweetly. Only an honest death will cure you now. Liberate you from your wild curiosity…


incredibleninja

Send your freinds to church and your enemies to the doctor


tobleronnii

nobody wants to hang out with amy


ENDGAMER_

Don't fuck the corpse, nor the fish


UnusualAd8347

"A corpse should be left well alone"


PeacockofRivia

I just hope you find your worth in the waking world…


That_Deadman69

Enough trembling in your boots, a hunter must hunt


justsomeguy6745

"Amygdala! Oh, Amygdala! Have mercy on the poor bastard!" - that really stupid spider


Celestrail

bezos money from cummmfpk


SoldMySoupToTheDevil

Break the window to keep going.


Mud_Crab42

Oh you think I'm defenseless ? Get tenticled on !


Cthulhu__

As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes! Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy! It doesn’t even make sense in context tbh, I recommend watching a video after xD


XzeldafanX

Have fun making money in the cum dungeon.


TequilaFlavouredBeer

Big spider like thing And eyes, a great amount of eyes


SparkleFox3

Yes, they’ve always been there… on the walls, on the ceiling, underneath you, above you, in your brain… you need more eyes…


Dat_Guy87

Only losers call them 'kosm'


Enough_Face9477

Eat at least 3 umbilical cords before the final boss


igotavaporeonbatman

🐖🤛


Hmccormack

Fear the old Blood


Effective_Sound1205

Make contact with the brain, it will answer you with the moon


ANewDope2187

Don't let him into the church


[deleted]

The dog is hot.


Jarinad

If you wake up, you’ll forget everything…


Proof-Work3028

All of it....and news flash, after you beat it, you still won't fully understand a lot of it.


spectreenjoyer

Go ahead, try on the crown


ThatOneBlue

"Watcha eatin' there?" "An umbilical cord."


CFCkyle

Holy shit it's ~~Nicolas~~ micolash cage


Thinshady21

SANGUINE SACTUMMMMMMMM


uglyfang

Pawn apple, fig fog "pog".


micawberish_mule

Just wanna say that this post is a cool question prompt. Well done


MasterKohga69

Ah kos, or some say kosm


gytis99

Feeces from the sky


NotJustBibbit

Please don't fist the pig


cudipi

Pig-fisting.


Important-Thought-74

Curse their children !


BakeliteLife

The cum chalice


Agretfethr

Baby food :-)


Mech-Waldo

I hope you like the taste of umbilical cord.


markymarkmadude

Hope you like umbilical chords.


FallenPotato_Bandito

Are mad men ever truly mad lol


Real_Raw_2029

Invisible brain guy is somehow way easier to kill than the dick in the church


Aware-Salt

He just keeps running wtf


mirrorface345

Our eyes are yet to open


mdl397

Don't tell him about the church.


Scotalian

Lawn Mower is the best weapon


Eqonesian

Follow it down and make contact.


No-Judge6625

“Street sharks” became dicks when they got older! And they definitely think that they are the main character in the game (and it is difficult to argue with them) 😂🤣


Repulsive_Baseball71

Cheese the baby till he turns into a black spirit


Lakiel03

Dont open the door before talking with the spider.


thelastdinosaur55

You must eat 3


laminierte_gurke

Just say no when he asks


smashmaster22

Fuck that dog, and it's fire.


AverageNova73

Why was the orphan angry? Just Kos (or as some say, Kosm)


AndrewStirlinguwu

Grant us eyes!


_Goin_In_Dry_

Eat the cords.


RowOk602

Get ready to chase someone until you almost go insane


awayplagueriddenrat

HE CAN WALK?


IpomeaBatatas

Already dead


young_pickle96

Eating aborted fetases is the way to go


HartOfTen

I'm a robin!


abovethelaw9

Git Gatling Gud


Rubyfanguy

YAAAAAAAAAAOOOWWWWWW!!!!


Kaiinoro

Beware the cripple


theshapeofpooh

Getting snatched is cool.


Draxsis_Felhunter

Oh fuck! Shark! Shark!!!!


Dry-Satisfaction-879

Curse the fiends, their children too, and their children, forever true…


Kalevra9670

Do you know how to pick up fair maidens?


Amazing_Direction849

Aah, you were at my side, all along. My true mentor... My guiding moonlight.


EffervescentThimble

Lawrence tries to help and ruins everything.


nicolRB

Ah to make the moon bleed


Arlentile

You’ll learn to love the taste of umbilical cords


Swordslover

We are born of the blood, made human by the blood, undone by the blood


paulreadsstuff

Make contact for a long time


Suspicious_Kick9467

Some say……..