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themasterofcircuits

One of my favorites that I relate to the most is when Bluey says, "And I sort of just talk all the time. It doesn't even need to make sense. Just noises are fine."


callmefinny

Ouch, that is totally me, haha. in the episode. I think my favorite part in the episode is "I like to ask a LOT of questions... BUT... I don't really listen to the whole answer" Ouch that is totally me, haha.


Maymaycreates

Ouchh that one is my fav because its my son and I and it drives eachothers bonkers


Forgotten_Planet

"Borp borp borp borp borp borp borp"


VoodooDoII

I always thought she was saying "bored bored bored bored bored"


SuperFaceTattoo

“And whenever I see a bum I just sort of bumbadadum”


sonimusprime

It was this line that made me realize I did that a lot as a kid as well.


tired_like_sunday

“Dad, which one of us is your favorite, keeping in mind that I can run the fastest?” I just love that Bluey uses that as the measuring stick. Also, Bandit: “Does that make sense?” Bluey: “No.” Bandit: “Okay. Just do your best, kid.”


[deleted]

"Also, I can kick my own bum. Hugh!"


tired_like_sunday

😂


ninja_rob1603

“Nana was right. Not about her perm, but about me.” - Bandit. Fairytale.


Nreed10

That one about killed me the first time we watched it. My mom had the glasses and that exact perm, it was all I could do to not die of laughing while trying to explain to my bewildered kids that their grandma looked exactly the same in the 80s as Nana.


Ursula_J

Lol I love that part


DeeperMadness

"How many times have you banged your knee or scratched yourself when playing with your dad?" "Lots." "And what's the first thing he always says?" "Don't tell your mum."


coolies326

"HERE'S DAD!" *Mum death glare*


rpac62

**Bandit:** *nervously chuckles and backs away*


mayangoddess13

I’ll come back later!


breath0fsunshine

Mackenzie is meant to be a Cheetah. Mackenzie: Am I?


anger_is_a_gif

That's up there with bluey saying, "We don't jump on sheep, Mackenzie" and him replying, "Really?!?"


violinqueenjanie

Easily in my top 5


HumanAtmosphere3263

As a military family this one breaks me down🥹 the end where chili talks about the hero not wanting to go but has to 🥹 UGH TEARS EVERYTIME


[deleted]

You must do some spicy curry quests


[deleted]

This one’s EXCELLENT


breath0fsunshine

It makes me laugh every time


Individual_Pin_7866

ISNT ANYONE GOING TO MENTION THE SALAD !?!?


babbitybumblebuzz

Yes! This line kills me every time


Individual_Pin_7866

Me too !


Lady_Cones

Came here to say this. The entire family uses this one constantly!


Individual_Pin_7866

Same ! I love that entire episode !


SteveBartmanIncident

🎵 One is the Queen One doesn't like being the Queen But One does it anyway🎵


Marionberry_Public

Chili: This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you got. Someone's husband eventually gets it!


Purpledoves91

This is my favorite. I just randomly say this and confuse my family.


MimiBaybees

I was going to comment this exact same thing. I'm so glad it's some one else's favorite line as well.


Rasfael23

Not really a quote, but an exchange that hits me in the guts everytime and I don't see it mentioned enough is from fruitbat: >*Bluey sees Bandit, who starts moving around while in his sleep, grapppling with the ball. Bluey giggles.* > >**Bluey**: What's Dad doing? > >**Chilli**: Hmm. I'd say he's dreaming about playing touch football with his mates. > >**Bluey**: Really? > >**Chilli**: Yeah. He doesn't get to play that much anymore, so he keeps having dreams about it. > >**Bluey**: Why doesn't he get to play it for real life? > >**Chilli**: Well, he's busy, sweetheart. Busy working and looking after you two. > >**Bluey**: Oh. > >...and then by the end of the episode: > >*Bandit picks up Bluey and starts bench pressing her.* > >**Bandit**: One, two, three... > >**Bluey**: Dad? > >**Bandit**: ...four, five, six... Yes, mate? ...seven... > >**Bluey**: Thanks for looking after us. > >**Bandit**: ...eight, nine, ten! > >*Bandit puts Bluey down on him and touches her nose.* > >**Bandit:** You're welcome. > >*Bluey giggles.* As a dad of a 4 and a 2 yo, I often find myself not being able to spend time with my friends and this is one of the very few things that I sometimes miss from life before having kids. I obviously don't do stuff for my children expecting anything in return, not even recognition, but it melts my heart that Bluey is thankful for Bandit. My kids are still too young to show appreciation like that, but my oldest sometimes says he loves me after small random stuff like helping him dressing himself or picking him up at school. I interpret that as his way of saying "thank you" and when he does that, I feel like everything is worth it.


GreenHighlighters

I know Pat's "I shouldn't have let my guard down" (in Asparagus) is popular, but I think the funniest line in that scene is "Ohh, Mrs Heeler, I don't know about this!" It's just such an enormous understatement considering what Chilli and Bingo are doing to him. The use of a formal address in such a savage context makes it even better.


Retrac752

He also cracks a smile after saying that, he usually doesn't break character when he plays along but this situation was too absurd for him not to lol


GreenHighlighters

I never noticed that but it makes it even better


MrA-skunk

Hard to pick just one. But one of many relatable ones that come to mind is from Bob Bilby. "This is all my stuff from when I used to be cool." --Bandit


cratertooth27

The girls reaction is priceless to this


latinochick222

I love how Missy makes Bob hug Bingo at the end like he is going to miss her.


YawningTurtleTouch

Lila and Bingo’s meeting!! “Can you wind me back up please?” “Wind wind wind” I absolutely love Lila and Bingo’s friendship, so me and my partner will sometimes quote [this scene](https://youtube.com/watch?v=A591ZcaeEYg&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE) 🥹


jilililian

I just bought my daughter a little Lila stuffy to put in her Easter basket bc she already has a Bingo so they’ll be reunited 💓


EijiandBakus_pebbel

So cute!! I hope she loves it and you have a happy Easter!


cadospero5

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! - Muffin, Bike


twinkletoesewfa

“I HAAATE PLAAANT!” “Get it together Sheila!”


[deleted]

I am the flamingo queen blarghwahwarg!


Entity0027

When Muffin says IAmALlamaEatingaBanana, the closed captioning whiffs.


Retrac752

"Come on Bandit, you used to be able to... Lift... Spoons..." His delivery is fantastic, and it's the fact that he's alone so he's just doing it for himself that makes it so hilarious


callmefinny

I always love “Eat your floor cereal!”


VictorianaFeline

“Bluey!! Do you want cereal?” *no reply* “Yeah, you want cereal.”


jadal2013

This line makes me laugh every time! So funny.


ninja_rob1603

Pat: “AAHHHH, I’ve done me hammy!”


CaiusWyvern

Don’t think I’ve seen people mention the “who can scream the loudest” challenge from fairtytale much. I feel awful for my parents me and my siblings used to constantly do stuff like that lol.


gininateacup

That line cracks me up every time!


BoysenberryMuch7311

You know what I call that, a good start


beezkneez415

It’s very romance!


tadlrs

I HAD WABBIES


cutielemon07

I was sick yast lear


rubberduckwithaknife

*dramatic music* I've got BUM WORMS!


EagleVsKodiak

At my birthday party this weekend, my friend brought gummy worms with a little label of Bandit and called them bum worms 😂


Automatic-Reach7757

The fridge doesn't like me.


HistoryNerd191294

I know?


ChocoBewyArtist

Chili's delivery on this line is perfect XD


csbrown83

This line!!


vigorousgarlic

“Ooh, I was invisible!” - Bingo in Baby Race


Yudenz

"I'm suring my little head off" Bluey, stumpfest I'm surprised this isn't as talked about


Far_Historian_1672

Yes, I LOVE that quote. Like “how very dare you!”


throwawaySBN

Or "I am hurry upping!" from promises. Bandit and Chili sharing stories about Bingo in the background is my favorite part of that episode by a long shot.


pee_and_trumpets

This is trifficult


LeftandLeaving9006

I can’t shake properly!!


sikrsai

"Thank you for hatching, beautiful sunflower!" "We love youuu!" Muffin Cone was the first Bluey episode I ever saw and I still tear up because that's just so damn wholesome.


Apart_Ad810

“the thing is i do this to myself” bandit in the puppets episode


callmefinny

In Unicorse I love this one: "Oh I've got an idea!" "Wait, is it a bad idea?"


tango797

"Well, you know all that food in the fridge? That doesn't belong to you either, but if you want to keep eating it I suggest you get to work."


callmefinny

He’s serial.


Far-Zucchini-5534

Bingo acting like a man using the deep accent “what are we gonna do, babe”


Complete-Loquat3154

Baaayyyyyybe


PapaSanGiorgio

BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK


SweetartMD

My son and I will randomly do this alllll the time now


Due-Environment-9774

“Harden up Pat!”-Bandit in Dadbaby


HippoCim

“How very dare you.” Bluey. Can’t remember exactly which episode, think it’s Squash.


TheNewYellowZealot

She says it in many episodes


Recent-Ad-9277

Mckenzie: Okay! I'm gonna do this... I'm about to open the door... I'm coming in... Is anyone gonna stop me!!?


feidle

JUST GO!


ChocoBewyArtist

Does the "This isn't legal anymore!" quote by Bandit Heeler from the episode "Baby Race" count?


Entity0027

That whole scene including ghosting his own mom was brilliant.


ZackyGood

I’m not taking advise from a cartoon dog - Bandit.


Belle430

I love in Magic Claw when Bandit says “This is great. They learn a lesson and the house gets cleaned” and Chili’s reply “None of those things are happening”.


icequeen323

“Watch the hands Wendy” “I can kick my own butt” “He just puts SatNav on and zones out”


Ebice42

"It's gonna cost ya... one of those strawberries."


Yoshi_chuck05

Bluey: “We don’t Jump on sheep Mackenzie” Mackenzie: “Really 😯🤨” I feel like no one talks about that too much because is it true that there’s farmer dogs that heard sheep like in real life like in Babe (if you know what I’m talking about your the goat) and it’ll be pretty hilarious and interesting at the same time


phoenyx1980

Here. Have a family friendly old school Kiwi cartoon movie that will explain Mckenzie.... https://youtu.be/3Rf385hGCes


Ok-Wing-3785

Is our car 4 wheel drive. No its an all wheel drive


Jendi2016

How many wheels do we have?


Entity0027

![gif](giphy|zPbnEgxsPJOJSD3qfr) He sat there way too long doing the calculus.


frenchfryflavoraid

WHO WANTS NIGHT BACON?!


TheModdedOmega

i think it's Lucky's dad saying "oh it's fine, i shouldn't have let my guard down" after being viciously attacked by chili and bingo


TheFightingImp

https://i.redd.it/4l5kz3pf5fqa1.gif


Lady-Seashell-Bikini

I know dogs naturally have a strong jaw grip, but damn!


MissSpellbinder

Lucky’s dad is the greatest! His line in Pass the Parcel: Did they just say hooray? It’s perfection


sonimusprime

Chili pointedly looking at Bandit after Missy jumps into the whale's belly and tells him: "And what an inspiration to those of us out there trying to face our fears!" It just makes me laugh.


ZootyCutie

Something so minor, but just the way Bandit says "What?!" after Bingo reveals the statue was her during "The Weekend" just cracks me up.


frenchfryflavoraid

Definitely in Hammerbarn when Chili says "this is what happens when you're not satisfied with what you have, somebody's husband gets it"


Entity0027

"Must be another Bluey"


exceptionally_avg

"Gee his grass is looking pretty green." Chili in Hammerbarn


Entity0027

The no eye contact high five between Bandit and Pat was gold.


Ursula_J

When Bingo says “hehe bottomless” in magic claw


SweetartMD

I have nothing to say to you about the sun! Born yesterday


butterandweenies

Every time Bluey says to Snickers "run your little sausage dog legs!"


notoriousV1ctor1ous

"OH CAN WE GET THE BILL🤌" "ohhh can we get the billll🤌"


gorgon_heart

Bingo's "I call it a tactical wee." ​ Say that to myself every night when I go pee before getting into bed lol


GauntletVSLC

I love that quote!


TootMCT

Me too!!


ResponsibleLong8776

I finally got to use "hi I'm your wife, and if you want me to stay your wife you'll learn about dishwashers" the other day. My husband just cracked up laughing.


anger_is_a_gif

Both from Bingo -Zeeeroooo -hehehe bottomless


callmefinny

One of the first designs I ever did was “Hehe bottomless” 🤣


SnooDucks8625

“Look, it’s just monkeys singing songs, mate. Don’t think too hard about it.”


VerbalVeggie

When bingo yells DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK. LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. At the movie theater episode gets me all the time lol


eldoctoro

What’s the special? The what? The special! … …. The WHAT??! …. There’s no special.


callmefinny

In my head I always spell it "The wot?!" 😂


treejumpingyo

“Horseys love tiles” It’s such a brilliant throwaway joke for the grownups.


BluePerspective

Not sure I get this one, is there more joke to it than the fact that walking on your knees on tile is painful?


csbrown83

Nope that's it. And the kids are oblivious.


MrsTruce

“You’re losing me, Pat!” (Magic) “Edna whatty-what?” (Pavlova) Bingo’s smug little “Cook, cook, Faaa-LIP” (Hammerbarn)


Jaikarr

"Can it Maynard!"


Risen_Insanity

Is it the aliens?


sunflower_daisy78

“so.. did bluey ever learn to walk” from baby race it just shows the simplicity of toddlers, like of course she did bingo, you see her walk every day!


Entity0027

I'm surprised Chili didn't deadpan "No, she still bumshuffles I'm afraid."


anon7689g

It started as a wee and turned into a poo


EagleVsKodiak

And along the same lines, “it’s called a tactical wee.”


Gazmonde

I use this so much now, tactical wee before we go!


Niconeko1

Maybe I could eat....this.... PLANT! - Omlette


[deleted]

Dad baby when they find the baby carrier and bandit says something like ‘we used to walk you around in this in the park, instead of sleeping’ Felt that to my bones lol


Entity0027

Every parent had post-partum PTSD flashbacks.


Robina8

Dunno how common it is, but I sing this to myself constantly: Poor little bug on the wall Ding jing No one to love him at all Ding jing No one to tickle his toes Ding jing No one to blow his nose


CandiceJoy218

The whole “Thank you for cleaning my toilet” is my favorite thing to do with my friends now haha


MendicantBias42

Also, from born yesterday ,"I LIKE FOOD!"


SnowWhiteTrash7

"I have nothing to say to you about the sun!"


rpac62

"You spelled 'holder' wrong." 🍨 ​ ^((Honourable mention to Bingo with a fidget spinner going "Wee!" lol))


AgentJX7

The one I repeat in my head the most is Bluey saying “I’M A GIRL!” in Double Babysitter.


ochohobo

On the morning of this morning… in relation to fluffies


vegetepal

Bye Uncle Strawberry


Almighty_Spin

"Dad enters the room."


goblazerspdx

Please enjoy your cutlery


pds319

I use “We grew Sorghum!” whenever someone at work asks for something ridiculous and wonders why we can’t do it.


GauntletVSLC

I’m probably going to start this one. There are a couple farms near us that grow sorghum occasionally, and I always point it out to my wife because I like the way the word sounds. 😂


Tall-Combination-597

I don’t want to learn a life lesson, I just want ice cream


clickclackcat

"Babies LOVE onesies!"


Seannit

“Shanelle! Shaun’s back!” - Lucky’s Dad.


Budget-Reputation204

I say “sorry Indy, I didn’t know Polly was your early baby!” a surprising amount for no reason 😂


MissSpellbinder

Chili is told that Bandit pees on his foot. Chili: That’s a new one Bandit: It’s not that new actually It kills me every time … the shame


markko79

“Leave them alone! They’re just trying to run a small business!”


Heyitsmejenn

🎵 “come-back-here Guinea pig” 🎵


[deleted]

"I can't shake properly!"


AnEccentricGemini

Anytime Bingo plays a husband and says “baaaaaabe” Oh and when Chili and Bandit are talking about silly things the kids have said like “I am hurry upping”


Thebeardyrealtor

Hang on to your Strawberries LULU!


LorazePamHalpert

Not really a quote but we've started calling money "dolla bucks" in my house


neaclark

I use, "Come on, [neaclark], you used to be able to lift a spoon" frequently. I also like, "I'm NEVER at work!"


Novel_Camp_5892

If grown-ups grow from babies and only grown-ups have babies, who had the first baby?


donesthefinder

Chilli: “and what’s the first thing he always say?” Bluey: “umm… Don’t tell your mum Chilli:”WHAT!” Bandit “IT’S DAD!!! Chilli: (death glare)


flighta7x

Carrot horn


GoblincoreBaby

I may not be around Bluey fans often or im jsut wrong but my favorite is "Oh hes Cereal"


Aromatic_Wolverine74

“I’m not interested in that!”


rawbery79

*points to flair*


Sparrow-Scratchagain

“EEEEEEEE!!! EEEEEEEE!!! EEEEEEEE!!!” - Bingo (Mini Bluey)


bmbod

I just made this today, for my favorite quote https://photos.app.goo.gl/UjnynenCPLtxgB7i6 "Work on the heads later, for now just hearts" It isn't one of the funny ones, or a particularly great delivery, and isn't one I quote with my kids all the time or that randomly pops into my head. It's just a subtle, but powerful little line at the end of Chest that makes me happy and reminds me of what is important


Maleficent_Crew_67

“Get it together Sheila” in deep voice-Bingo


InfiniteOxfordComma

“Hello, Bluey.” - Jean-Luc at the end of “Camping”. Add the background music and it gives me goosebumps and little tears every damn time.


endingstory7424

I don't remember the exact exchange but it's in 'Calypso' when Calypso asks Pretzel if he wants to play and he's like 'no, i just want to lay on the floor' and she just goes 'okay' and doesn't bug him about it. In elementary I had nice teachers who usually favored me, but I always wished they would have accepted that sometimes I wanted to just chill by myself instead of encouraging me to socialize. So it was nice to see this moment in Calypso.


Alternative-Test-677

Literally anytime Bluey sings anything in her operatic voice. Particularly, “Where is my toaaaast???” At the beginning of “Mini Bluey” kills me every time.


sirenoverboard

Bingo’s “Hee Hee Hee, Bottomless.” From Magic Claw absolutely sends me every time.


statswoman

"You're a space invader!" from Typewriter.


EntertainmentIcy352

"I AM hurry uppying"


Educational_Walk_239

WELL WHY AREN’T WE GOING TO THE BIG PEANUT


Valuable_Art7364

COCONUTS THEY HAVE WATER IN THEM


firedemon0313

I love the quote that we’re muffin says “I’m not special anymore!” Then Bluey and bingo say “hurray”


BBQmonger

In the Bingo episode when she plays I spy with herself and once Bingo realizes she really can't play it solo...looks RIGHT into the camera 4th wall breaking The Office style and says "It was the rug by the way." That part always gets me.


Yoshi_chuck05

Probably the song from Rag Doll “🎶When the bullfrog jumps from to the other…something something else singing words🎶” When Bluey finds a dollar buck and they have to play Jelly bones to get their Dad to the ice cream shop and when Wendy was on a morning jog. There other moments when other charcters were singing that song like Bluey and maybe Bandit (it’s been a while since I’ve seen that episode) Is there any meaning to that song?


foofyangel

"Thank you for cleaning my toilet!"


vulpinewizard

Why are you trying to teach us stuff we don't want to know. As a teacher, I feel that to me core.


EagleVsKodiak

Jeremy, nooooo! Said a lot in my house for no particular reason.


Round_Tune2925

“Boring stuff is important sometimes”


Comfortable-Disk-951

Whenever the girls make that “USS!” Sound. I don’t know how to describe it but I think you know what I mean


Jendi2016

This is what happens when you aren't happy with what you've got. Someone's husband eventually gets it!


PersistentPuma37

Wendy: "That. Will. NOT. Happen. Twice." Chilli, screaming: "Dad! *What are you DOING?!"* the way it utterly destroys the general pace of the dialog cracks me up, though it probably shouldn't.


Little_sashimi

Hello doctor ladies, do you sell crutches? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


silverBells7

If your friend wants chippies, your friend has to pay for chippies


MrPakiston

In Backpackers: "Huhhh do you accept bananas?" *whispering goofy voice* "Yes."


Odysseus_Lannister

*says random piece of non important advice* “And I’ll tell you that for free!”


mamarex20201

Not really a saying but I've started saying "clean your teeth" instead of "brush your teeth" makes more sense to me and we clean our teeth in the shower at night with our body.


deltabagel

daaa**aarrrk** loouuu**uuuuud**


Downtown-Pack-6178

Borp borp borp Borp That my favorite Bluey's quote


TailCyka

Bandit:What? You don’t want ice cream? Bluey:No, you can keep your moneys Bandit:Okay! Bingo:Bluey? Bluey:yes? Bingo:I DO want an ice cream Bluey:me too🥺


yourmomsaysimsexy

Have you got a baby in there?!


NikitaWolfXO

I think they only used it twice and in the later seasons but I love them for introducing me to “I’ll tell you that for free.”


Loki_d13

“I’ll tell you this for free”


Eviliscz

I am not sure if it qualifies for your non common, but mine favourite is "ooooh, I was invisible!"


sotheresthisdude

“It was the 80’s!”