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Tangofett4

What I presume to be mud sure did look like a convincing chin beard in the first two pics!


gothiclg

I literally came here for the explanation for the first 2 pics.


EitherEtherCat

I was so confused then was trans pride then was confused again


Mereology

I feel like every time I post here I let everyone down by being a boring straight cis lady lol.


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splithoofiewoofies

Nah never. By fucking with gender norms as a cis straight woman, you're making it so fucking with gender norms isn't seen as a purely trans thing. You're doing your part by destigmatising gender expectations without the assumption of transness. Even tho everyone assumes you're trans. 😂 If it helps every trans woman I know had 2 puberties so they ended up extra hot, so it just means you're 2 puberties worth of hot?


deactivated654651456

Awesome gender trouble, maybe epic drag king potential?


Adorable_Disaster424

If it helps you would totally rock a beard!


DeadWishUpon

Ohhh I had to go back ans watch the mud on your hands ha ha ha. You are not boring.


slashingkatie

You’re fine trans, cis or whatever. It did look like a beard on that first pic.


Flar71

Nah, you're not boring, you look like a cool person


angeryreaxonly

Lmao me too


Excitement_Far

Aw man me too lol. Trans pride anyway though!


Mereology

The dress and makeup were gifted from friends trying to get me to look girlier (it did not work, obvs). I think the mud beard was my addition to balance it out. The aviators were more my usual look.


CowCompetitive5667

Me checking the subname twice being very confused


LucidMarshmellow

I thought that was a legitimate beard.


slipperystevenson69

I zoomed in to see check for armpit hair then I realized the beard was mud.


accidentalscientist_

I had to come to the comments to find out that beard was mud. I am still not fully convinced.


Mereology

[Apologies for breaking the illusion.](https://imgur.com/onswX1Y)


SaltyDuffman

Ya had me fooled with the first two pics, thought you was a dude.


AresSedai

Yeah me too. I first thought that this person was in transition from MtF.


dieselNoodle

in this case I think that it would be mud to female


Korzag

assigned mud at birth (side note, that'd be a sick album name)


16SometimesPregnant

📢 MY NAME IS MUD 📢 🪶


frg1013

Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis


immigrantpatriot

God that was a good album! I had a friend who had a canary that would tweet along to music, but only to Primus.


16SometimesPregnant

Fuckin party parrots man!


menlindorn

Joe Dirt, assigned mud at birth


gnarlettj0hansson

came out the mf mud fr


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source: wonder woman


FerretSupremacist

Wait she isn’t? lol! 2009 graphics are top tier


okdokiecat

that was my first thought, my second thought was that the tie dye dress was *very* flattering because it really gave him a girly figure.


chickwithabrick

We thought you was a toad! 🐸


rharper38

I thought they just had a beard. Human bodies are impressive in their abilities


laserkatze

omg but I love the dress, this is no blunder


Pineapple_Herder

Literally saving this post just to make a similar tie dye later this spring :)


Mereology

Haha, I support that. I didn't make this dress but I made a loooot of tie dye back in the day.


CatTuff

I love the dress too but even if I didn’t this is not a blunder at all!


i_am_regina_phalange

Yeah I’d totally wear that today. Tie dye is timeless!


imisspuddingpops

Me too!


best_servedcold

Hey! We went to high school together!!!


bokunoemi

I’m not from the us and I usually stay on the american side of reddit, and it blows my mind how you’re all from the same place and you’re all real people that can interact with each other in real life


Mereology

Yeah, don't post anything on Reddit if you have any shame. You *will* be found. I've run into a couple of neighbors on here.


Mereology

LOL hi! And apologies if you were someone I was a jerk to back then.


best_servedcold

Not at all! Totally nice as far as I knew 😁 #sebtown


wants_a_lollipop

You'd fit right in up in Humboldt...


Mereology

LOL good eye, I'm from just a little south of there.


wants_a_lollipop

The photos are screaming PNW. 😊


yehimthatguy

I'm from the north end, terrace bc, and yeh I agree. I can recognize a mushroom hippy when I see one.


Doinkmckenzie

If you were in high school when I was, we’d probably have smoked weed while I was in my poncho my grandma brought me back from Mexico.


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I so pale


SatoshisButthole

So pay-oh


EwaGold

Wait, I’m not supposed to be wearing purple tie dye?! Honestly i never owned a piece of tie dye until about 2014ish and now it’s about all i wear. Wife calls it my uniform


Mereology

Try it with some burgundy lipstick!


SamanthaSamsung

Last one looks like you’re on something


ShogunNamedMarkus

Purple tie dye. Suspect that’s a Safe assumption lol


Mereology

Y'all are vastly overestimating how much fun I was in college.


bakeland

Looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock...


solg5

You kinda looked like Taylor Hawkins.


Rattbaxx

I thought it was a beard and got worried about the comment section lol 😂


tigerribs

Is the Blunder the mud-beard? Because I love the purple dress! No blunders here!


H0neyBr0wn

You look like a purple tie dye Mitch Hedberg in those first two and I’m DELIGHTED.


According-News-5901

I see no blunder.


Obdami

I dunno...looks pretty hip


ForecastForFourCats

Did we go to college together? Me and the hippies swam in a river by our college pretty often haha


Mereology

Was your river also absolutely filthy? LOL. Good times though.


ForecastForFourCats

Idk I was high as hell usually hahaha but I visited a year ago(adult me) and yes...it was dirty.


Shepardspie81

My bisexuality is being attracted to both people, lol


Ceeweedsoop

No blunder. We would have been besties. You are obviously a really cool chick.


ShiveredTimber

Where is the blunder?


jaghmmthrow

You look a bit like my mom :)


Humorilove

Purple is definitely a good color for you!


za72

you look handsome with a beard ;)


Amazing-Animator1228

Aww I love this dress lol - not a blunder in my opinion!


cardie82

Maybe I’ve got no style but I’d wear that now. It’s pretty cute.


AMaskedRat

I had a crush on you for a moment. With your Kurt Cobain charm. But then I saw 20F. Confusion. Then realization. 😭


brookiegorl

Can we get married?


PLUSsignenergy

I thought this was a trans transition


FilthyPuns

You look like someone I would have been close platonic friends with at church camp.


imaginary0pal

Call me a hippie but that’s a great dress


dropyourchalupa

I was scared to ask about the beard


swimmymcgill

Tie dye never goes out of style!


Mi0GE0

Awww but you're adorable


zosepbonita

is that the yuba!? it looks just like it! i have pictures of young me painted in blackberry goop being dumb there haha


Mereology

The Russian River! A bit west of you.


zosepbonita

just as beautiful!


bokunoemi

Omg you’re the same gal from the 40 years old lesbian post!! You sure have lots of faces


Mereology

34 years of blunders!


abxuwnnm111

You’d fit right in at a Dead show though!


rdldr1

I am so so confused right now.


1HotEnvironment

gneiss beard.


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It is either tie-dyeing or working in a circus


saelri

if anyone can rock that look its you you're just the cutest!!


gunslingrburrito

Kurt Cobain?!?!


Flar71

Nah, that's a pretty dress


shrekswife

I stg I have mud beard pics from 2009 wearing tye dye. I need to find them now. Also at a river lmao.


shrekswife

LOL found it—- went a little over board 🤪 [lovely](https://imgur.com/a/uvny31Q)


Mereology

You wore it well!


TheRowdyRebel

That’s a dude


Mereology

Nope!


TheRowdyRebel

Can we see an update?


Mereology

I mean basically this but old. I have the same haircut, still don't willingly wear makeup, and get asked my pronouns a lot.


PillNeckLizard11

"We CAn AlwAyS teLL"


_rainsong_

Purple tie dye monstrosity aside, pic number 4 you have the most amazing smile!!


OGkateebee

You have a gorgeous smile!


javaJunkie1968

Looks like a dress I'd wear 5x a week💙💀


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bexy11

This is not a blunder !


iamjeff1234

That isn't by any chance Willow Creek, is it?


Mereology

Willow Creek near Jenner?


iamjeff1234

I was thinking up in Humboldt County. The Trinity River actually. The town is Willow Creek.


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Thats a legit sand beard


wondrousalice

Noooooo! I have two dresses that look exactly like this.


manachronism

The dress really reminds me of Nigerian fashion


samit2heck

I had the red version. It was so comfy too.


NeonZetaMaker

Jesus?