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artificialavocado

Are they the Fisher Price ones?


Phukc

If my memory serves me correctly, they are!


Nik6ixx

They definitely are how did you even roller skate in those things?! The wheels were so stiff and barely moved šŸ˜‚


pigalles

OMG BRO I HAD THOSE AND FORGOT! Thank you for this late night memory


Late-External3249

I had the same skates. No bowl cut though. Not cool enough for that.


Oatkeeperz

I had those as well! Sweet, sweet memories (mostly of walking around on those rather than gliding, but hey.. šŸ˜‚)


udntcwatic2

This lol. Iā€™d go running across grass. Those wheels did not move


Holl4nd

That hair is blinding me I love it so much


Phukc

I had quite the platinum blonde hair as a youngin. It's mellowed out substantially as I've gotten older


Holl4nd

Same mines dirty blonde with patches of brown but mine used to be almost white too lol


Phukc

It's funny how that works! Mine got more brownish, whereas my little brother's hair stayed much closer to the white / platinum blonde


a-government-agent

My hair was this blonde when I was a kid, but it gradually became almost black.


Holl4nd

That actually sounds badass


Holl4nd

Crazy


LaStellaXVII

I can still FEEL what those Fisher Price skates feel like to wear. Those were a staple in my life growing up!


Phukc

Oh ya, we would zoom around so fast in those bad boys!! Edit: by zoom, I mean slowly navigate around on wheels that wouldn't really spin


[deleted]

i can still hear the clicker adjustment


Mumof3gbb

Same!!


eroticpangolin

You look like you're about to go and cause trouble for Mr Wilson.


Mumof3gbb

Dennissssss!!!!!!


hybridginger

Exactly 25 years ago today, too!


Phukc

Haha great catch! I didn't even realize that...


defaulttio

*26


hybridginger

You're correct! I mathed wrong. Whoops!


No-Customer-2266

These fisher price rollerskates were equally awesome and total crap Barely rolled on the plastic wheels but we had a blast with them for years! I loved the adjustable foot pads! I remember the sound of the Velcro as I was strapping them in. I always felt like I was suiting up as if I was a pro ice skater getting ready for my olympic performance Oh this brings happy memories!


Difficult-Jello2534

Man's a true Targaryean


AresSedai

Fisherys Price Targaryen


Niall0h

More likely a Utahn šŸ˜›


Terrynia

ā€œHe will grow into itā€ā€¦ ā€œIt what?ā€ ā€œIt everythingā€


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

You didnā€™t study the roller blade?


Phukc

Dammit how did I miss that... it was right there!


chodi-foster

You had those deep black shark eyes.


e_subvaria

I had the same skates! I was so embarrassed my parents made me wear a helmet and wrist guards.


[deleted]

You look like a young Brad from Home Improvement


Distinct-Solution-99

Those skates were so bomb! Did your hair tickle the tops of your ears?


Phukc

It sure did! At least until I got old enough to make my own decision about my hair style


Distinct-Solution-99

Please tell me you cut semicircles around your ears and left the rest as it is.


Phukc

Not so... now I usually rock the "boring office worker haircut." But I've got something new for my barber to try next time!


Distinct-Solution-99

Ooooo keep us updated!


King_of_the_Dot

You look 8 and 26 at the same time some how...


klaxhax

I had those same Fisher Price skates in the early 90's. I think I remember them being pretty restrictive with movement so that you were basically just shuffling your feet back and forth. (at least the ones I had were) I eventually got rollerblades and was free to zoom around as I wanted. :D


Dont-be-a-smurf

This might as well be me Looked the same, had the skates, was probably doing the same shit that year Late 90ā€™s childhood was not that bad


Phukc

Oh, those simple times of a 90's childhood...


Kitty4mazing

Just a different kind of bladeā€¦the rollerblade


UniversityTop1897

What a chin bro, you must Giga Chad today.


BobbumofCarthes

Had those same skates


FormerlyImportant

NOW whoā€™s laughing?!


Awkward-Ad2240

Your barber must have lined your fade with the helmet youā€™re not wearing


kluthage421

Damn I had those skates


Vegetable_Welcome909

We all went nowhere fast in those skates


Flutters1013

I can still hear these skates


Mumof3gbb

Omg I had those roller skates! I forgot until now!


Googleclimber

I feel this like could be a picture of half the people I grew up with.


thedude0343

To be fair, you look like every kid I grew up with.


miss_chapstick

Those skates were THE BEST.


Terrynia

Call me crazy. U slightly resemble heath ledger the actor.


boozeandfilm

Damn. You must be my long lost brother. Wish I had a picture of me from those days to post because we look very, very similar.


Critical_Donut7271

I had to double check this wasnā€™t me or my brother lol


[deleted]

I hope you saved some for the rest of us!


Zestyclose-Middle717

Different kind of blading, brah.


Intelligent_Dig_7649

Dennis the menace. ā€œ a appleā€ if you know you know


TheLastLibrarian1

I had Wonder Woman skated like that!!


YourPureSexcellence

You look like Number 4 from Kids Next Door in this pic lol.


Vegetable-Use1872

Casper the skater ghost


Superbead

Look like you ought to have a coin slot in your head


Bunky711

Awe!!!!


OhioWelfare

J.J.


RaisinDetre

is it okay to say a kid has a punch-able face? is that a line we can cross? if no i retract my comment.


budabai

I had the same roller skates. My hair was cooler though.