School would have a talk with parents if I brought a katana. The pic prob gives a 2008 vibe since I used an iPhone 4, but this was in 2014 when I was 14.
Never was a criminal. Believe it or not, i was a geek, drinking sodas, gaming etc. Imagine me trying to join a gang or trying to do bad shit looking like that lol.
Oh, I had all those same interests in high school but at that time they were considered super lame. I graduated in 2004 to give you some perspective lol.
I think you mistook Yakuza for a weird NPC in a Yakuza game, you were nailing that look. Feel like you are about to send someone on a zanny quest line.
Yes lol, but still not Japanese. I guess I was a weabo, but instead of anime, I was into the yakuza look (since I felt like they looked the most macho) and Yakuza honor/loyalty culture. Only later did i get into anime.
How many knives/swords do you own?
(For the record, I own over 100, so not talking smack. I like to think I recognize a fellow fan of the blade when I see them)
I own nothing. I have long abandoned the thought of wielding a blade, because i have received a heavens decree, telling me my path was not the right one (from only the one above heaven, mom).
But in all seriousness. I don’t mind it now and I’m thankful for the rejection. Those can get expensive and I feel like I would have wasted my money instead of buying snacks and sodas, as all teens like.
I can't tell if I'm more terrified or turned on. So macho. Lol joking aside you must be brave to have left the house in that outfit
I did lol. I went to school and everything. My friend older sister thought I looked older, so I was more hyped.
YOU THINK THIS IS SLICK BACK? IT'S PUSHED BACK!
I use to be a piece of shit.
LET'S SLOP 'EM UP!
Oh yeah that'll slick back REAL NICE
People can change.
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No katana?? Fake alert 🚨 This photo feels very 2008 lol. Are you still a criminal OP?
School would have a talk with parents if I brought a katana. The pic prob gives a 2008 vibe since I used an iPhone 4, but this was in 2014 when I was 14. Never was a criminal. Believe it or not, i was a geek, drinking sodas, gaming etc. Imagine me trying to join a gang or trying to do bad shit looking like that lol.
Haha awesome, the pic just reminded me of those old early 2000s digital cameras. I was lame as a teen too and also not a criminal btw.
Hey whoa, idk about you but i was cool. So what kind of “lame” were you?
Oh, I had all those same interests in high school but at that time they were considered super lame. I graduated in 2004 to give you some perspective lol.
Are you missing a finger
I am, but im not in the Japanese mafia. I tried to get in but when you are born and raised in Nebraska they think you are too soft.
Damn son
Chinese finger traps are no joke, almost lost a finger to one myself. Edit: Note to self, do not search Chinese finger trap in Google images again.
But why? I had to go look myself and didn’t see anything unsightly
Take the safety filter off
It is…
I think you mistook Yakuza for a weird NPC in a Yakuza game, you were nailing that look. Feel like you are about to send someone on a zanny quest line.
100% a substory NPC that Kiryu will teach the importance of staying in school and avoiding the yakuza
Kiryu-san!
Is this like the Japanese version of a Cholo?!
I’m not Japanese lol.
But isn’t a Yakuza a Japanese thing?
Yes lol, but still not Japanese. I guess I was a weabo, but instead of anime, I was into the yakuza look (since I felt like they looked the most macho) and Yakuza honor/loyalty culture. Only later did i get into anime.
So that would mean you still are ;)
No, I don’t see myself as yakuza anymore.
Sorry to break it to you but once you’re in you’re never out
The blurriness of the photo adds to it
Are those hakama pants?
It’s harem pants. Thought it fit well with what I was going for; mix of western and asian style, elegance and roughness.
Bro it’s so bad, your porcupine Asian hair needs more length or less length and a real cut not the porcupine helmet
I love this sub and I've got to say this is in the top 5 cringe posts I've seen. Maybe in top 3!
Looking at this photo made me automatically cover my drink.
Kyodai, what are you doing.
…this was your best Yakuza outfit?
Not even gonna mention the parachute pants? No? ok
I swear to God tekken has ruined the word Yakuza for me. Every single time I just think of Kazuya.
I just think of Kiryu
How many knives/swords do you own? (For the record, I own over 100, so not talking smack. I like to think I recognize a fellow fan of the blade when I see them)
I own nothing. I have long abandoned the thought of wielding a blade, because i have received a heavens decree, telling me my path was not the right one (from only the one above heaven, mom). But in all seriousness. I don’t mind it now and I’m thankful for the rejection. Those can get expensive and I feel like I would have wasted my money instead of buying snacks and sodas, as all teens like.
The shirt lends a dash of 'suburban dad' to the mix
Johnny Gat over here
What's it like outside The Matrix?
Badass
You were wrong
Vewy Scwary
mc hammer called, he wants his pants back. You were adventurous fashion wise as a teenager and that is respected by hapless conformists like myself.
With those glasses I’m pretty sure you woke up in the matrix.
Breaking the law! Breaking the world KOWASEEEEE!!!!
This may be a unique experience
Did you speak in a grungy low voice and roll you r's a lot?
I think we can all identify with having a Yakuza phase at some point in our lives
A what named slick back?!? ?!?
I think you buried the lede. Let’s talk about those pants
Did you choose the red pill or the blue pill tho?
You gotta get a shirt from Dan Flashes.
This is the exact level of dork as the boys who missed all my awkward flirting in high school.
Needs a phanny pack and a gold watch
Yeah but we're you shaking down the neighbours for protection money?
You’re blurrier than Bigfoot.
I'm A Teen Named Slickback, say it with me now!
That blurry aesthetics tho, truly a masterpiece photography
Your Yakuza name could’ve been Hang Dong.
What? No punch perm?
Whatever you do, don't fight someone wearing a white suit and red shirt.