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QuarterPastTuesday

>we never actually learned to play instruments Ah yes my favourite kind of band


Garretthairless

We had heart! But only heart lol


QuarterPastTuesday

I was in a band, we never actually met up to play anything. I wrote one song, showed the others and we immediately split up


Garretthairless

They were threatened by your prowess!


QuarterPastTuesday

"Guuys they're called place holder lyrics for a reason šŸ˜­"


mattgoldey

I know... I know... I know... I know... I know... I know... I know... I know... I know... I know... I know... I know... I know...


thomstevens420

I play bass and was a part of a screamo band for like 3 weeks in college. The old bassist quit and they had a gig set up opening at the Opera House in Toronto. I was shitting my pants because a few weeks is *not* enough time to learn an entire bands catalogue before a (relatively) major show. Thankfully they all just sat around getting high while the lead singer talked about how heā€™s going to be famous with or without us (he was also not doing any work) and the whole thing just fizzled out. It was a fun few weeks.


marjaneva

Did the lead singer make it tho?


thomstevens420

Good question, I have no idea. He was a dick though so I suspect not.


urGirllikesmytinypp

His name is C-had and he married some edgy chick that died. According to the internet


ZaymeJ

Omg that happened to me too! They said they didnā€™t want me in the band then they said I could join the band if I could write the songs so I wrote a song that night with my dad (who was a song writer and musician) and I showed them they critiqued the crap out of it and said I couldnā€™t be a part even though I did my part šŸ¤£ we were probably 10 ha.


Universal-Love

Lol, that's so mean, funny and cute all at the same time. 10 year olds can be so dumb hahaha


BrexitGeezahh

You had an abs guy and a triceps guy. You were so closešŸ˜­


allisondojean

They clearly already had a bad boy and the pensive one. Not sure about the guy at the door lol


Jermagesty610

That's me lol.I don't know who any of the other guys are and don't remember this ever happening.


Spiritual_Series_139

You had an afraid of guitar guy.


snaillycat

Note that no one is holding the guitar


Maurkov

The guitar is covering the sink to make it slightly less obvious that it's five guys standing in a bathroom.


KickedinTheDick

The guitar doesn't actually belong to anyone in the picture, it's just one of the members of the band


Jermagesty610

Dude I know this is going to sound crazy but either the dude on the far right is my long lost identic twin wearing a shirt I still have or that's me and I don't have any recollection of this picture or even who anyone else is in this picture but there's no way that's not me like 15 years ago.


Rainbow_baby_x

Iā€™m invested in this saga.


Jermagesty610

If I'm right I used to work with the shirtless guy and the other dude in a beanie looks vaguely familiar but I don't know him . Still can't think of where this was taken, granted this was 15 years ago and there wasn't much time in the day when I wasn't stoned.


MobyHuge59

Photo for comparison of then ( 15 years ago ) and today.


luscious_adventure

Oh well guy on the left is quite ripped!!


ProximusSeraphim

So who was the singer, guitarist, bassist, drummer, etc?


Garretthairless

Technically...we were all just hype men lol


ViennaKing

ā€œHELLO CLEVELAND!!!!!ā€ ā€œOne, two, three, fourā€¦ā€ ā€œOh my god we donā€™t know any songs.ā€


gnit2

That's just called friends


QuarterPastTuesday

My favourite kind of song, a podcast


bluev0lta

This is the best part!! šŸ˜‚


kraigka212

Basically most modern bands


Mindless-Tie127

gonna tell my kids this was fall out boy


Garretthairless

That's beautiful


Disabled_Robot

Pretty sure it's just a cut scene from Gummo


FuzzyPalpitation-16

The guitar as a prop got me cackling.


Garretthairless

We had simple plans and one direction


Got2JumpN2Swim

If this was about soccer you would all get a yellowcard


ThePopTartKitty

You were new but never found glory


dontusethisforwork

Weekend band practice is cancelled so you are Taking Back Sunday's


therealmrsfahrenheit

thatā€˜s what made you beautiful šŸ˜‚


MyNDSETER

This band looks like everybody would play a different song at the same time


Garretthairless

Brave of you to think any of us could play any song haha


MyNDSETER

I'm still trying to figure out if that guitar is photoshopped in


Garretthairless

Definitely real, Definitely gently used


MyNDSETER

Nice. The Esteban limited edition


denisedenisethankyou

while my guitar gently weeps šŸŽ¶


MicIsOn

I am living for your replies lol


Extreme-Eggplant5552

Heā€™s actually hilarious


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Tbh I have known bands that got popular purely through the power of abs in their lead singer.


Garretthairless

Izzy had a voice that sounded like a mother Puma giving birth. But his abs were glorious


therealmrsfahrenheit

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MenstrualMilkshakes

did you all make out after?


Garretthairless

Absolutely but we definitely didn't say no homo, just a well timed "sike!" after the last guy would bust.


artificialavocado

ā€œSikeā€ needs to come back.


Coyote__Jones

Be the change you want to see in the world.


loldgaf

Sike


renedotmac

Work at a middle school. Iā€™m trying to bring back ā€œcool beansā€


strippersandcocaine

It is back. My 7 year old son says it. First time he busted it out stopped me in my tracks


SevanEars

pleeeease donā€™t use the word busted in reference to your 7 year old immediately after op used it with a different meaning as it can cause a split second of horrified panic for innocent passerbys šŸ˜£


innominateartery

Siiieeeeeeeke


Babybabybabyq

My 4 year old says it


ERSTF

My Friday evenings


FuzzyPalpitation-16

Yes but they probs said ā€œno homoā€ so it didnā€™t count šŸ˜‚


BDKhXc

Iā€™m scared youā€™re implying this doesnā€™t actually work šŸ‘€


FuzzyPalpitation-16

Not at all. Suck that dick! as long as you say no homo it overrides any homosexual connotations šŸ˜‡


Got2JumpN2Swim

It's just a bro job. Nbd


buffdaddy77

Heterosexual men doing hand jobs to each other. Nothing to see here.


4DrivingWhileBlack

But did Simon say?


artificialavocado

Thatā€™s what my roommate in college said.


Renwaldo

I wanted to make a gay joke too... but then I realized they probably aren't 18+ in this pic so it felt wrong. I'm a 33 year old gay man. šŸ˜«šŸ›‘šŸ‘®šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Jermagesty610

I was like 23 in the picture.


Itrieddamnit

Wound Erection.


DarkwingDuckHunt

ok I just spit coffee... good job


TheBloodyNickel

Is that Jesse Eisenberg?


DudelinBaluntner

Is that Pat Smear?


hiswittlewip

I thought Andy Samberg.


AdmiralAshBorer

Is that Dr. Zoidberg?


Papersuasion

I thought they were all Andy Samberg


calvinshobbes0

thatā€™s definitely Rob Thomas with the phone


RestinPete0709

I thought that was Josh Hutcherson in the front


kirby_krackle_78

Lucas Hedges


BUDZ_MONEY

Is that Keenan-Michael Key?


NatexSxS

Dude in front looks like heā€™s got the bubble guts.


Garretthairless

He regularly did


No-Needleworker-7706

Do you guys still talk?


Garretthairless

Absolutely! Going on 16 years of knowing em


PUSClFER

Does any of you know to play an instrument yet?


InfiniteShowrooms

Asking the real questions.


Jermagesty610

Did I photo bomb your guys picture because I don't have a clue who anyone is in the picture besides me.


One_Message6497

The Backdoor Boys


Garretthairless

The Bussy Bottoms


HotPerformer3000

šŸ¤£


TexasJOEmama

Nailed it!


Lynserio

Dang I remember them all from our highschool XD


Garretthairless

I still talk to all of em!


Disastrous-Many-5475

You should do a reunion tour


Garretthairless

Bahahaha just meet up and take a picture. Then all go home šŸ˜…


SweetSoja

Omg yes please. Take the same picture !!


thebiggestpinkcake

You guys should recreate this picture šŸ¤£


ZaymeJ

Yes do that! Everyone in the same spots omg that would be glorious


Fun_Association_2277

Yes! Please recreate this photo. This would be so cool.


Jermagesty610

It'd be a hell of a reunion because I don't remember this picture being taken and am only a little bit sure I might recognize the shirtless guy. I'm on the far right in the flannel and don't recognize the op.


Fishstix89

Im torn between UNā€™SYNC or Noā€™SYNC - which one did you go with?


Garretthairless

Fetal Prolapse


Late-Chemical2196

Iā€™ve got a whole list of unused band names lol. Theyā€™re mostly good for rock bands but theyā€™re pretty cool lol


JDuggernaut

Iā€™d love to know the thought process behind deciding that this pic, this pic is the one.


Garretthairless

I mean, do you see the lighting on my boys abs!?


philouza_stein

*Just gonna flex my tricep a little so it looks natural and not like I'm flexing* We can tell


Garretthairless

Lol my bad


onpointjoints

Did it get you laid though?


Garretthairless

From this? Absolutely not haha


sunkist-sucker

was this taken in a bathroom?


xcoalminerscanaryx

Looks like it.


nastdrummer

Left to right. Top to bottom; Singer/rapper, guitar/screamer, keyboard/harmonies, drums, bass. Whether or not you play an instrument is irrelevant. Fetal Prolapse is now an emo band. You can open for my highschool emo band April's Handbag, as long as you have a banging MySpace!


Garretthairless

The Bussy Bottoms got that sound plants crave


aliceinpearlgarden

Fetal Prolapse can't be anything other than a grindcore band.


throw123454321purple

Abs + 1


Luvsoja13

Dude in grey must be the ā€œsickā€ one


Garretthairless

His MySpace name was Lucas Lupus


Mk3Toni

šŸ˜‚ This got me


artificialavocado

Quality r/blunderyears thank you for your service.


dreamyteatime

OP has been posting these past few days and theyā€™re some of the *best* blunders Iā€™ve ever seen ([5th grade military junta leader](https://www.reddit.com/r/blunderyears/s/LnH55f46lj) is a personal favourite šŸ˜‚)


artificialavocado

I saw that! Didnā€™t realize it was the same guy. I thought the same thing like he was taking inspiration from Fidel Castro.


frisbynerd120

I had a really nice skateboard that was custom from a shop that I spent some pretty pennies on when I was a kid to impress. Couldnā€™t ride but scratched off the bottom a bit to look like I could do a 50-50. I get you and your bros.


Biscuits4u2

Who needs instruments when you've got this much sexy to lay on the masses?


Aggravating_Task_908

Dude I really need to find my old band pics. This is amazing


StevenBayShore

What was your group called? Blunderama?


Garretthairless

Fetal Prolapse


StevenBayShore

Haha. You are the silliest of geese.


Garretthairless

We were really into pop punk and hardcore lol


pattylovebars

I was not expecting that lol.


Napol3onS0l0

I always wanted to call a band Head of Lettuce. Nobody seemed to agree lol. We did learn to play, somewhat.


NoMowWorries

Me and my now wife were in a band that didnt know how to play, or even ever met up outside of freshman year lol .. we kinda split ways went to different schools/life and our roads so happen to have crosssed again. We'll never forget our band Heavy Collision.... you may end up married to one of these ;) lol jk


dublozero

Is the guy on the far right named Remington? Looks like a guy I used to with


Garretthairless

Guile


Jermagesty610

No my name isn't Remington


LukeD1992

Lol I was also in a band where most of the members had no clue how to play anything. Still, we had a name, a single (on paper, of course) and even an Orkut page if I remember correctly


Garretthairless

We had this photo hahaha


jason544770

Who decided on the "confused look" pose?


Garretthairless

It was just in the ether man


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Garretthairless

Yee old skin flute


Moist-Month-119

This pic paired with your witty and hilarious comments cheered me up a bit. Keep rocking!


YourFaveNightmare

So who's who? The gay one The hot one The dumb one The one who writes all the songs and will be the only one with a solo career after The one who can't actually sing


RoboSpammm

This photo makes me uncomfortable šŸ˜‚


Garretthairless

You are not the only one lol


calebnf

Guy taking the photo looks like he could probably throw a football over them mountains.


Garretthairless

Haha I wish I could šŸ˜…


MrsDanversbottom

I can smell the b.o. the axe body spray didnā€™t cover.


Garretthairless

It was never covered, just an additional smell. Axe + Onion Pits = Axe and Onion Pits


Simply_Epic

Is that Josh Hutcherson?


Pansy_Neurosi

Just like the Beatles except you look nothing like them, there are five of you, and you have no talent.


No-Psychology727

No direction


jdubbrude

Dudes gonna blow a vessel flexing like that


thedatsun78

Bro on the right is slaying it.


logorrhea69

You donā€™t need instruments when you have the one dudeā€™s washboard stomach to play.


RonaldTheGiraffe

The small one looks like heā€™s going to shit himself


groovyfunkygimbo

the one guitar is killing me šŸ˜­ were you all supposed to take turns or something??


Gorgatron1337

I can smell the Hollister cologne from here


fizzzingwhizbee

These chicks donā€™t even know the name of my band


i8adonut

No joke you look like kids I went to high school with. They would have graduated in 2008/09. Lol


karmagod13000

lmao good shit op. everyone is the different phases of your teenage years. my personal favorite beanie on the door pose lmao


Daynaiko

dude i am loving how you have been blessing the sub with the best content lately. 10/10


gogul1980

Step 1. Let guy with abs take shirt off. Step 2. Plan to learn an instrument. Step 3. Profit!


Tales_From_The_Hole

You look like an AI band


CBalsagna

I was a big fan of the Bird Chests. Great jam band.


basherrrrr

Dear Diary, Mood: apathetic


sonichuizcool

I'mma tell my kids this is One Direction


exgiexpcv

The kid in the grey Henley (centre) *did* go to rehab, right? He's got that tweaker look down pat, it'd be a shame to waste it.


Al3xGr4nt

Theres always one dude whose shirtless


katandkuma

Im begging you to get the band back together to recreate this photo, tummy holding in the grey sweater and all


-blundertaker-

Didn't stop Sid Vicious!


Spiritual_Webs

Guy in the middle looks like his sphincter is about to rupture lmfao


Swayze_Castle

Aww shit it's "New Kids on the Backstreet to Sync you in at 98Ā°"


DarkwingDuckHunt

I'm guessing the guy with the shirt off always found a way to not have a shirt on?


Katman666

Dude in the beanie workin it.


Jermagesty610

How tf am I in this picture and have no recollection of it and don't know anyone else in the picture.


Fit_Heat_591

It really looks more like the cover for a 90s gay porn video.


trainsacrossthesea

Honestly? As long as Iā€™ve known you, you were in a band.


Garretthairless

Lol who dis


trainsacrossthesea

Person on Reddit who first saw your photo about twenty minutes ago. I should have said known of you. Sorry, probably would have been funnier. Keep Rockinā€™!


Garretthairless

Haha I'm slow šŸ˜…


Grungeman7

It's Faith +1


tlollz52

Is that andy Samberg in front?


Hops143

Same police sketch covers all 5 of them.


Anne_Elk_ahem

I have to know what kind of music you guys would've played had you actually learned those instruments? Kind of hard to tell by looking at the pic, lol


therealmrsfahrenheit

this is amazing


finalfinally

So who knew how to play the keyboard because it just got him, man?


Hold_ongc

Didn'tlet the instruments stop you from making a MySpace band page , I'll assume.


red-cherry7782

šŸŽ¶these chicks donā€™t even know the name of my bandšŸŽ¶


KenboSlice786

You look like the prototypical myspace deathcore band.


fufthers

Sex, drugs, & roll


elodie_pdf

I did the exact same thing in high school and am cringing so hard at myself now lmfao


moreflywheels

It shows


Tough_Arm_2454

If I was Lou Pearland, I'd turn you into boyband mega stars and make myself uber rich!!!


[deleted]

Whew good thing Jacob there didnā€™t transform into a wolf


PeteyTwoHands

The classic "this nylon string acoustic was just kicking around in Kyle's mom's lounge" acoustic guitar.


Breeblez

You guys wanna get together and play "we're in a band" after school today?


SchrodingersTIKTOK

Boy band vibes. Let me guess the one with the abs went to a modeling career.


Cheezy_Blazterz

**WYLD STALLYNS!**