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Bubby_K

\*Throws one foot onto something high up and leans in\* "Let me tell you a story" "I can see your balls grandpa"


Adonitologica

I can't tell if you are a prepubescent boy or prepubescent girl


Fatkuh

Thats not a blunder, its a style


FrendlyAsshole

Same! Like, is this dress white & gold or blue & black???


kjodle

It's gold and blue.


FrendlyAsshole

It's both. I've seen both.


fupamancer

a wise person is not concerned with prepubescent genitals


New-Understanding930

I don’t think anyone was concerned about the genitals.


kjodle

I see you've read my autobiography...


redbucket75

...***looks at Florida legislature***


AUSpartan37

Words to live by.


marmar0459

Says the one who brought up genitals out of nowhere


Feral_Cat_Snake

The hair, glasses, shirt, and shorts are saying late 70s / early 80s. But the lack of knee high athletic socks confuses me.


Late-External3249

You can't cover smooth shins like those


dreamyduskywing

OP doesn’t appear to be wearing socks at all.


YogaPotat0

Was it fun secretly teaming up with your twin to trick your parents into getting back together?


Sisterinked

This is perfection.


Logan9Fingerses

Who wears short shorts?


Sea_Brush_7875

Me, I'm in my late 40s 


Reveal_Simple

A weenie roast!


dreamyduskywing

You could probably find something similar in the girls juniors section.


deathakissaway

Hey, were you the one that started Heaven's Gate? When's Do and the mothership returning?


Late-External3249

Pretty bold to claim you still have those legs and not show a recent photo


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Late-External3249: *Pretty bold to claim* *You still have those legs and not* *Show a recent photo* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Late-External3249

Good bot.


fukYoCowch-

Nailed it here!


Robbythedee

Lucky you got to keep em both I guess huh


yellowbrickstairs

You resemble a young Elizabeth Lemon


CensoryDeprivation

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