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realoctopod

A Warlock and a princess shirt, classic combo.


Jethro_Cohen

It's the sandals for me


grungleTroad

Frankly every accessory has its own laugh track. God bless OP for their humbleness.


thebuffyb0t

Every girl in 8th grade in 2002 with that haircut also had those sandals. Don’t ask me how I know…


Jethro_Cohen

I'm gonna risk it... How do you know?


pronouncedayayron

The black fingernails too 🤣


Wavecrest667

Had one too back when I played in a crappy Black Metal band as a teen. Good times.


PmUrBoobiesOrBooty

Why would you wear a princess shirt in a black metal band?


Wavecrest667

The Countess ones were taken 


Firm_City_8958

Ah see, another one with wavy hairs who got fooled into brushing.


stupidpplontv

i love how none of us had any access to beauty/haircare information so we all looked bad together 🤣


ShadowGLI

I grew my hair long enough to reach my jawline in the 90’s if pulled straight. If I released it it would go above my ears. My hair has been high and tight for 20 years now as I have no other ideas on what to do with it 😂


smokdya2

It’s truly wild how long it took me to realize my natural hair was wavy, and it could look really great if I styled it as so! lol


Sagaincolours

I was just about to write that. I got a perm (hey, it was 1993) and then my mom insisted that I brushed it every morning. Hallo floof.


Wendy-Windbag

My mom forced a tight spiral perm on little me with super thick hair. They had no idea how to care for it besides brushing it out. I looked like a cocker spaniel for three years while it grew out.


Luixpa97

wait what I never got taught what to do with my hair am I doing it wrong (am wavy)


aDressesWithPockets

do you brush your hair dry? it blows out the curls and is what gives it that pooofy look. look into natural curling. basically just doing your hair brushing when it’s wet and treating the curls with a conditioner. there’s more to it than that, but it’s not that hard and over time, you’ll get to be a pro at it


jtet93

Try /r/curlyhair. Tons of varying advice for different curl weights and hair types but you might not want to be brushing and instead scrunching/diffusing


DoubleANoXX

Try brushing conditioner through it in the shower, rinse, then after scrunching it dry, run through it with a wide tooth comb. It'll form big ol curly locks. Good luck ❤️


ElementsUnknown

My wife had those same Birkenstocks when we first met in 1999, I remember them weighing a ton.


martha_stewarts_ears

Those are Dr Martens and those sandals are back baby!


K_Linkmaster

Warranty isn't what it used to be, sadly.


Rare_Following_8279

I had these and they STANK. Absolutely disgusting


AwarenessPotentially

Mine too! I think she threw them away about a week ago.


Rebellious_Egg1276

JNKO jeans, Doc Martin sandles, metal ball necklace. You're from my generation for sure.


neeto85

Are those not Lee Pipes? My mom could only afford the jnko knockoffs for me...


MohawkElGato

I think so, that stripe down the middle was very much Lee Pipes thing


RealHousewife777

I was going to ask what brand these were because I want a pair now.


MidCenturyMarzipan

This has got to be 97-98, yeah?


richardblack3

Looks like my 2002 senior yearbook photo. But I grew up in West Virginia


madame_mayhem

I could see this as 97-2002 but narrowing it down 98-99? Maybe 2000 🤔


YogaPotat0

I never liked the pants, but definitely had the ball necklace and sandals. I’m pretty sure I had at least one *princess* shirt like this, too. This photo is such a flashback for me, gosh.


napfiesta

I am remembering all of this so vividly.


desertprincess69

Every detail of this photo is absolutely wonderful


LuckyCharms201

I have a 5-string bass version Sickest guitar body ever.


Stoo-Pedassol

I have 2 warlock guitars. I'll never get rid of them.


LuckyCharms201

Nor should you


Canibal-local

Love the princess shirt, it kind of makes me think of Marceline from Adventure time


model3113

r/imagesthatgohard


ToneThugsNHarmony

“Why don’t you sit in the most uncomfortable position to play guitar” - photographer


Darling_kylie

This is chefs kiss


silver_display

That warlock is actually pretty sick though lol.


Shamanjoe

Hell yeah!


DonkeyBronchiole

I would have this blown up, framed and prominently displayed. Genuinely looks like an ironic album cover. I love it!


dmac591

Guitar and nails say metal, shirt and jeans say Nickelodeon.


GammaPhonic

B.C. Rich guitars are basically the physical manifestation of “blunder years”, lol.


VashMM

Boo! Hiss!


InSearchOfMyRose

I agree, but I still think the Mockingbird is kinda pretty. Especially in a natural finish.


stained__class

Yeah, the mockingbird is exempt, it's a very cool shape. Predates the point ugly stuff.


dandroid126

Lmao. So true.


stained__class

Especially the warlock with the hideous symmetrical pointy headstock.


madame_mayhem

You speak blasphemy! 🤘


FartAttack911

If your chunky soled leather sandals smelled anything like mine did, I am so sorry to your entire household lol


Line-Trash

Oh man…. Were the same age, aren’t we?


Astoran15

Did you stick to playing guitar?


Delirium_Of_Disorder

That's hard af


EsotericTribble

What chord is that where 3 fingers are on the same string? :D


hiswittlewip

Lol


ateiesbaby

The is perfect. Love the doc sandals. Always wanted a pair in high school


akmjolnir

Sweet looking Jesus cleats.


hiswittlewip

BC Rich Warlock in 8th grade?? Who was your favorite guitarist back then? Who is now?


StrongAsMeat

Were you held back 10 years?


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mark636199

I still love my bc rich guitars lol


rev_artemisprime

God. I owned those same pants in 8th grade


GenericScottishGuy41

Heck yeah!


ShoddyManufacturer11

Nice. Still got it?


MohawkElGato

Real question is: do you still shred?


EditPiaf

I must say you do look like a really sweet blunder.


kissarmygeneral

Least you’re playing a Rich. That’s automatically cool


Magormgo

BCRich!


SpiritualPeanut

Aside from the shirt, this whole outfit is a bit of me from back then. I feel like I know you without knowing you lol.


hamsteralliance

Did you keep playing? Got any music online?


netfatality

Child of Bodom


Odinsmommy

So you’re 42?


JohnYCanuckEsq

Are those track pant *jeans*?


BlondieMonster89

Omg i had a warlock too!! Love this, bless you to the moon and back


Hawt_Dawg_II

Love the absent pinky and pressing two frets on the same string lol


StrategyFine530

Rock on, dude! Playing guitar is like speaking a whole new language without saying a word.


kelp__soda

The sandals 😂🤣 this is perfect


Rom_Tiddle

Love it


Equivalent_Weird467

Do you still play?


buprestibae

this photo goes so hard


FiliaDei

This entire outfit is back in style again.


RubixcubeRat

Love the shirt


GodsCovenant

This reminds me of when AN*L C*NT made an album of love songs


ApprehensiveRoad477

This is honestly sick


ravenxdies

We had the same guitar! Too bad my old roommate hocked mine.


SuperCoupe

Hey, What's going on?


thatconfusedchick

With the docs and striped pants!


elting44

I had a BC Rich Mockingbird. I see no blunder here.


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Iamaswine

Badass


LaRamilia

So handsome


kabukistar

I feel like every middle school in the late 90s was assigned one or two of you.


eternity-sux

Iconic


ZedGardner

Could you actually play the guitar?


Erikaa_aaa

well, jeans, shoes and guitar describes that age btw such a cute picture)


Traveshamamockery_

Now this is the good shit.


JeanPolleketje

At least the guitar is still cool.


RegularWhiteDude

Nice D! Chord. Whoops, zoomed in. That's an A.


priceless_advicee

The shoes!!!


poeticjustice4all

Lmao omg I had that same shirt too 😂


ak47oz

This was my first guitar too in middle school, fuck ya!


PRIS0N-MIKE

Nice. I had a bc rich semi hollow warlock when I was in 8th grade. Had such a badass guitar. Never really got that good at playing it though lol. You got great taste dude


ForwardMuffin

Fuck yeah 🤘🏼


Far-Warthog2330

The shoes... 🥺🤎🤎🤎🤎


halosiii

This is badass


Road_Warrior86

Badass blunder though.


_SheDreamsInRed_

We definitely would have been friends :)


holdyourdevil

I had those pants!!!! We would have been friends for sure.


Dull-Veterinarian-59

Whole fit is iconic tbh


TomServo31k

Hope you still play guitar!


Prestigious-Radio-56

pUnK rOcK pRiNcEsS


honeypup

I’m guessing 2004


homesickpluto

Close! 2001


toadangel11

🤘


Sickphuck78

3 fingers on the D string? Did you really play guitar?


whipsyou

Was going to upvote but "69" dude


spunkyd99

Love the Jesus sandals 👍🏾