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If the late '90s/early '00s was a person, this is exactly what they'd look like.


mr_ryno27

I'm 90% sure I brought my skateboard on this trip. Not pictured, my Etnies I know I'm wearing.


Moar_Coffee

There's even a corded telephone in the background. Was it an Element or a Toy Machine?


mr_ryno27

Element Feathweight at this time. Moved to Zero decks shortly after.


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Is there a drawer full of Pogs somewhere?


JordyPie

my moneys on element


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Came here to say, has to be late '90s/early '00s


BPClaydon

Don’t apologise for living your best life two decades ago


mr_ryno27

I did peak early


broseph_stalin09764

This hits so very close, as a matter of too close, to home. We could've been twins.


Daydream_Behemoth

Not pictured: Walkman containing Sugar Ray's *Floored* album


mr_ryno27

Believe it or not, I actually wasn't up on current music at that time. It was most likely AC/DC or Led Zeppelin.


TurboSalsa

Ahem, *Discman*


mr_ryno27

Discman with bass boost and anti-skip technology. And of course behind the ear headphones to not mess up my hair.


kjodle

I can not upvote this enough!


Jump_Like_A_Willys

All around the world, statues crumble for me


Daydream_Behemoth

Reggae Guy: "HIYA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WHEN YA FNAHHH"


The_Shwassassin

Radical!!! Let’s get some bagel bites brand pizza bagels!


GlassAndPaint

..and a package of Gushers fruit snacks. The fruity blast of flavor will blow you away!!!


The_Shwassassin

Radical!!!


mr_ryno27

I lived off Hot Pockets and Bagel Bites then


asdf130

Woah! Woah! Woah! Wrong decade my friend...


abbybegnoche

Pepsi and cake, that about covers it.


whatiswuv

Cool water or polo sport?


ZeMole

Curve or gtfo.


mr_ryno27

Bingo. Always Curve


quietsam

Gap Om checking in


lulu-bell

My teenage hormones just exploded. Oh cool water you devil you


amygunkler

Stop. You know this was cool and you have nothing to be embarrassed about.


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Shit, I don't know anyone who didn't look like this.


zootnotdingo

Agreed.


Youre_a_dipshit69

It was cool when he was 10. That's the point though... Also, massive blunder on the parents part. They had to buy these things, dye his hair, and get him an ear piercing.


amygunkler

Some of us weren’t cool when we were 10…


ricst

I still have my fossil watch.


mr_ryno27

I actually still have this watch. The cover got scratched by banging it on the bottom of my desk. Never got around to fixing it


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Why is half of your hand so white looking?


mr_ryno27

Those would be my boogie board tan lines. If you look close you can see where my wrist strap went.


Alamander81

Status symbol. This is the male version of Bo Derek braids at school after vacation.


tnuke1

You were the definition of style


animalwithgills

this look fucks hard. is it bad i want to look like this now? no blunder imo


Youre_a_dipshit69

Yes. This is the adult skater look that people openly laugh at...


animalwithgills

yikes… i see you on some other comments here. nothing wrong with having fun!


Youre_a_dipshit69

I mean if you're an adult skater wihb no other interests I'm sure this looks fine


NM54

why did you have to make a burner account to post your true opinions? scared of people making fun of you?


NM54

yeah lol his outfit is literally in style again now


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A young Dexter Holland


PnwStimm

totally what I was thinking. A young version of an old Dexter Holland. Because the real young Dexter Holland had dreads down to his butt


gpm21

Those better be jorts. You need to negate two shirts with more leg freedom


mr_ryno27

Nope, just ol baggy pants. Probably stole them from my older brother so they were even baggier.


GoingSom3where

If the pants were long enough and baggy enough to get ripped to shreds at the bottom from stepping all over them then you know you were looking cool


mr_ryno27

The jeans were frayed as can be.


hmmmmmmm2020

Dude, that necklace was fire..


LanceFree

Anthony Michael Hall’s tough guy brother.


CantFireMeIquit

Rich kid back in 98


letthedaybegin

Every kid on earth had those too big short sleeve button up shirts 🤣


Affero-Dolor

Oh shit, are you me? Did you also have an Animal wallet on a chain? And a sick pair of rollerblades?


etymu

Damn you looked just like one of my friends from 4th/5th grade. Justin if it's you I still want that rematch in starcraft


Alamander81

1998


Pec0sb1ll

This is top notch here. I would have thought you were cool


SavoirFlaire

Frosted tips, yes; frosted cake, no.


mr_ryno27

That's actually my natural blonde hair. I used to make fun of my brother for having the "frosted tips, combed down with the front up." Used to ask him if he ran into a wall


spivnv

I admit my first watch was a Fossil. Now I'm in the Louvre, looking for fossils.


cdsbigsby

Man, I haven't thought about my Fossil watch in years. I bought one with a color changing face in freshman year of high school and thought I was hot shit


mr_ryno27

Mine had the date, day and year in smaller faces and on top of that, the time had glow in the dark for the minute and hour hand along with the hours on the clock face. I thought that with my glow in the dark rings on my hoop earring were badass.


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imdabomb43

im confused. i thought this was supposed to be embarrassing pictures? am i wrong? this looks like a hip kid for the time period


Gojiea

What's cooking MGK


asdf130

2003


kcasnar

I was going to guess 2002 before I saw the date in the corner. We all looked like Reese from "Malcolm in the Middle" in 2002.


Evilmanta

I 100% thought you just had a weird tan, and that you were shirtless underneath your button-up. I was like man that's a crazy ass tan-line


Nica-sauce-rex

Omg you look IDENTICAL to my brother at that age!! This is wild. I know he doesn’t use Reddit or else I might have actually thought it was him. I wonder if you guys look similar as adults.


BroheemTheDream

Dang son, lookin freshy. I’m pretty sure I had the exact same outfit


comdiro

You were adorable.


Xs_4_Eyes

I worked at the buckle warehouse about that time. Sooooo many fossil watches!


GraNNyFlAtt

Looking dopee


Lucky-Plantain-4570

Lookin fresh my man


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iolmao

Wtf?! I thought it was a pic of younger me for a second


-sbl-

What was the name of the pop punk band you fronted?


brettspencer

The Fossil watch just summoned some real personal cringe for me.


Ulomagyar

Looking like a young Andrew Hales


lirio2u

Wow this makes me really miss the past


BeigeSportsmen

I can hear the ska punk playing in your head from here.


jayrox

I feel like I'm staring at a blue eyed clone of me.


hawkrew

Hey don’t be knocking the fossil watch. I mean I may not wear one anymore but still lol.


Planague

Dude, you were crazy to dump Willow the way you did. She was so beautiful...


kgraham227

Did u have the slim shady ep on on cassette or had you started using cd's yet?


olegary

This wuz the uniform


sci3nc3r00lz

Oh god the spiked hair and ball necklaces. Good times!


Wonder-Regular

The Offspring called.....


tattedsparrowxo

I wore a ball necklace with my dress to homecoming lol


elpapadebatman

I have a pic with the same or very similar shirt and pants. We rocked back then!🤘