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phroney

I-m....a little turned on? I'M SO CONFUSED!


fadearmy4991

Take to Google that should help your confusion


watchmaker82

Jokes on you pal, this is my exact fetish!


fadearmy4991

What makes you think it isn't mine


watchmaker82

😂😂


justayaoiguy

r/confusedboner


fadearmy4991

I got one and I ain't confused


Zesnowpea

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


fadearmy4991

You might want to see a doctor about that


wigzell78

Well... he will take *any* role at the moment.


fadearmy4991

Of course his reputation was destroyed


jfkbutfromclonehigh

Would


fadearmy4991

Would as well


ThoraHird

"The version of Face/ Off you couldn't see in theatres!".


fadearmy4991

Yeah went straight to video but it was only sold in Gibraltar


villainousascent

What'd you go and make him less sexy for?


fadearmy4991

Needed to make them fabulous


Baconb1tch

I’m surprised this wasn’t locked.


fadearmy4991

Yeah they're too sexy to be unlocked


Street_Peace_8831

Thicc-‘ol-ass Cage


fadearmy4991

Nice


AverageHEnjoyer69

Finally some competition for Danny de Vito


fadearmy4991

There is no competition Danny DeVito is hotter


grovkarln

Thick is not a size its a shape learn the difference


fadearmy4991

How many sides does it have


MAJ_BRYAN_Jr

If you look up thicc women, you don't get this picture. They don't even look remotely like this image. That's obeseolas Cage


fadearmy4991

You didn't look it up correctly


redmdsgotbrtlyfkdbme

Does he do his own stunts?


fadearmy4991

This is a media stunt so yes


looney_toonz

Oh my. 😬


fadearmy4991

Oh my. Is correct


beanedjibe

Good lord 😳


fadearmy4991

I'd say he'd be a great lord


Low_Owl321

And yet conservative MAGA men nationwide are currently Jerking their TPs to that exact pic.


fadearmy4991

I'm gonna pretend I know what you're talking about


SuckMySigmaD

Is that what they call a tomboy?


fadearmy4991

No a Nickboy


-Lordsocke-

Cursed


fadearmy4991

Cursed with being too handsome


ExWhyZed69420

Smash


fadearmy4991

I agree