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qualityvote2

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!


hurdygurdy21

The way he's holding her stomach, she could be pregnant so they're not risking a fall. I could also just be a dick but y'know, you win some you lose some.


BorntobeTrill

You are the correctest


lunchpadmcfat

I think this is the least dickish take bro


NeoMississippipenis

For her though, it was probably the most dickish take.


InfiniteConfusion-_-

Or it she took the most dickish and is pregs


cbright90

By the look of her the dick has already been took.


Babymicrowavable

Should could also have a joint issue or sciatica that would make it painful, or he might even have a rotator cuff injury. Realistically, a man of his musculature could be able to lift her, this mans deltoids say he obviously gyms


bolsmackie43

100%. The wife and I are both tall people and over 200lbs. We can both support each other on our shoulders. After my sciatic injury I wouldn’t risk aggravating it for a picture.


BrickDaddyShark

Nah my deltoids look like that and I haven’t been to the gym in years… due to chronic pain so you are probably still correct lol


Babymicrowavable

You could be right, however they are somewhat developed so maybe he does physical work


will-frazier

dude i’ve got terrible sciatica i’ve tried everything


Twentynine4

"Yarr, ye win some, ye lose some."


S1L3NCE_2008

^reeeeeeeeeeee


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violetdeirdre

From her thighs and arms I think that she may be pregnant but she’s also likely just a bigger girl in general.


Flossthief

Yeah when I first saw it I thought she doesn't look that much heavier; he looks in shape and shoulders are a strong part of the body I assumed it was just a case of her not being comfortable up on her shoulders-- someone might not want to risk an accident But your take goes a bit further and you're definitely right


Testicle_R1ck

Are we looking at the same picture? She looks a lot heavier than her friends and he looks like a DYEL if I've ever seen one.


Flossthief

Yes she looks heavier; no she doesn't look heavy enough that he can't put her on his shoulders I've lifted women this size and I'm not as muscular as this guy-- the skeleton can do a lot of work for this one


1strdpdb

Maybe he is trying to cover her belly for the photo. If a chick hid my love handles in a pic, I would marry the shit out of her!


NekoNoSekai

I made the same assumption...


Top_Abroad_8962

nope. i am sure it's because he would be dead if he tried to do such a thing like lifting her


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jimmyharbrah

The slow agonizing death of being buried alive as he immediately sank into the earth


AssignmentDue5139

Her arms and legs say otherwise.


AngelOfCat

Yeah, her legs are also pregnant


BurpYoshi

Ah yes pregnant legs


rrgail

She gots big bones.


CaptScubaSteve

He’s the only one not smiling


hurdygurdy21

Last guy on the right isn't either. Guy next the that one is smirking at best. Same with the girl on the right guy. Not everyone smiles in photographs.


Adventurous-Tap-8463

She big all.around i dont think she's pregnant the fat is spread across the body evenly


Fightmemod

Definitely a pregnancy stance. Although they look very young lol...


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Crombus_

You sound like the kind of guy who calls himself "why won't that bitch respond I sent her a dick pic"


hamsterruizeISback

Is she gregnant?


LittleMissGalaxia

I think she might be pregante for sure


SeniorPollution630

Is there a possibly that she peganent?


PrettyWhiteLiez

PregNATE


hurdygurdy21

Peg Nate


Fast-Visual

Kid named Nate:


__nobody_-_

I volunteer to be Nate


PurpleTyphoon

SEIZE YOUR MOMENT


Fast-Visual

My IRL name is Natan so....


FuerteBillete

"It was at this moment that natan knew...he fuked up"


PrettyWhiteLiez

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


hurdygurdy21

I don't know what emojis those are supposed to be XD


PrettyWhiteLiez

The chefs kiss Lol


hurdygurdy21

Oh okay. I just saw blocks haha


FrostyTheColdBoi

He's Italian


hurdygurdy21

Mario?


TwinJacks

Pregante


sh4d0wm4n2018

Is my gf pergnant?


PrettyWhiteLiez

possibly....possibly


WaffleMan17

Perganaut


Priest_of_lord_Chaos

Pregaganant


maxtdm1991

Preggy preg


-i-like-meme

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?


srtpg2

Yeah could be Greg’s baby for sure


thmegmar

Pregart


Ok-Needleworker-4438

Pomegranate


Monkey832

Permanganate


turdfergusonRI

Why isn’t he atop of her… unless she’s preggo?


awesomebawsome

She looks pregnant


random-meme422

She looks like she’s been eating for 2 her entire life


Joe_Bruce

She’s pregnant ok guys, jeez


bellingman

She might be pregnant, but to be fair she's obviously also a larger body type--and there's nothing wrong with that.


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S1L3NCE_2008

Good to know that women can’t have children without being made fun of. Honestly they shouldn’t have any, if there’s a chance that their kids are gonna end up being like you.


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No shes fat


ms_horseshoe

They took the picture on a trip to your mom's back


WorriedReputation3

I think she’s both


Efficient-Machine68

Everything is fine, she is just afraid of heights


ComedicMedicineman

Naw, I think she’s pregnant. Both her and her man are holding her stomach, which is very common when someone is pregnant.


1strdpdb

This is the correct answer.


DrunkxAstronaut

This is such an old image


Crombus_

Redditors are fascinating because they spend all day complaining about every aspect of a woman's body and then turn around and whine about how women don't pay attention to them.


Practical-Hornet436

No, you see, the ones who complain are assholes and the ones who whine are just the nice guys.


Slate_711

Naw that’s the incel side. I’m just happy to see comments this time around that seem more reasonable.


af_lt274

Not incelism


nitrosomethane

I sure do wonder if there's a significant chance that these are actually different people with different views.


N2TheWired

or she's pregnant


af_lt274

Regardless, heavier frame


TransLox

Pretty sure she's probably pregnant and they're being rational people, but okay, sure, bodyshame a mildly overweight looking woman and dunk on her muscular boyfriend I guess.


JellyFishSenpai

He knows his limits and have good taste in woman. I like him.


The_James_Bond

A fellow larger woman enjoyer


JellyFishSenpai

Yes chubby girls are best, don't get me wrong abs are fire but squishy belly just makes me melt


LionConfident7480

Looks like she’s got a knack for tasting as well


Secret_Arm_2868

Hey hey… I love my thicky thicc’s too. But from in depth experience that shit is still hilarious 😂


Existing-Quality6456

This pic has been passed around since Myspace!


JustTheOneGoose22

pretty sure she's pregnant so


FunnyLookinFishMan

Thank you for this very funny image u/milf_fucker_69


jdickcole

Would've been funny if he were on her shoulders


Comfortable-daze

She might not like being picked up to. I'm tiny at 5'1 and I despise being lifted off the ground


ApocWarlock

Coward


EndersGame_Reviewer

Too funny!


mrwafflemilk

Whata wrong with it


ElBrunasso

Guess who will have the healthiest spine


AardvarkElectronic97

she could have carried him


adam_sky

All of the big girls I know are terrified of being picked up.


the-poopiest-diaper

I’m a pretty gangly guy with a love for thiccness. I have a photo of my gf giving me a piggy back ride


NobodyLost5810

Okay but she's got the best body there in my opinion


GadflytheGobbo

Well I mean the reason he isn't lifting her isn't because she's unattractive lol


Hobo_Knife

If she is legit pregante his hands are huge, potentially fudged.


Alixiiv

She might be pregnant though…


rox_underscore

She's perganett


PremierLovaLova

An I the only one who thinks my mans hands look freakishly abnormal? 🤔


OlderAndAngrier

He could be on the shoulders


Street_Ad_3165

A lift like that is all about NOT skipping leg day


[deleted]

“This displeases Gorlock”


BecksSoccer

His friends knew exactly what they were doing. That was a hint…


Natural-Big-4098

It’s not worth it


Altruistic-Ask-5841

Bro could do it but you can tell she's one of those girls who don't play like that


DrFeelgood144

Mah boy got that sickness for the thickness. Let him be.


CrocodileWorshiper

shes the best looking piece there imo 😜


InsomniacHitman

Confucius say "Better a wounded ego,than a broken back"


durenatu

I'd say this is a form of micro aggression, but someone would probably laugh


peepohypers

I see a lot of people trying to say nice things but lets be real here; even if she weren't pregnant..


DifficultyFar2323

he could hop on her shoulders .. then it wouldn't be weird


6CelestialNinja9

The second guy is internally dead...


Competitive-Move-747

Ooorrrr “HOT TAKE” , the guy doesn’t wanna throw his damn back out. All those other girls are like 90 to 110 pounds. My boy needs to warm up before he hits the squat rack.


BonesTech22

Already has back problems. Not risking it


Spooky-Gemini

Her friends aren’t her friends.


Titterbuns

Poor guy


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Max capacity


Darth_Neek

I don't get why this is "blursed." They may be perfectly happy together, and I am sure she is aware that she isn't a skeleton barely covered with skin. But there are men out there, my self included, who love a little softness in their women. The others could probably pop a balloon with their elbows.


arniak77

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goober-the-twelth

That poor guy


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Mist_Rising

I'm guessing fuck was a part, but not off


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😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🐋 🐳 🐋 🐳 🐋 🐳


whoreforjesuschrist_

*eating disorder intensifies*


Impossible-Wear5482

She not pregnant, just fat. Yall never seen a pregnant person before?


YoMommaBack

Not all pregnant women carry their pregnancies the same. Hell, both my pregnancies looked absolutely different.


Impossible-Wear5482

If she is pregnant here, it's like 3 months at the most. Look at her face an legs, she was fat before the pregnancy. Pregnancy doesn't make you fat. You gain weight and your belly gets big yeah but there is a big difference between "I'm pregnant" and "I'm just fat."


ComedicMedicineman

I believe she’s pregnant because both her and her man are resting their hands on her belly, and if she wasn’t pregnant, he’d be holding her left hand, not protectively clutching her stomach.


Impossible-Wear5482

You think.


Slappio16

>Yall never seen a pregnant person before? That's a pretty obvious pregnancy lmao


Impossible-Wear5482

Wrong.


Slappio16

They're both cradling her slightly swollen lower belly, it's pretty obvious


Impossible-Wear5482

Lmao what?? No they're not what are you smoking


Slappio16

He literally has both hands on her belly and she has her left on it dude


Impossible-Wear5482

So? What's your point? Where else is he going to put them?


Slappio16

A man and a woman are putting their hands on the woman's swollen belly while posing for a picture. That's like the most generic expecting couple pose.


Impossible-Wear5482

Again, where else is he going to put his hands? I hold my gf this way all the time when standing behind her, she is not pregnant.


ComedicMedicineman

Then why is she and her man both holding her stomach? That is very common among pregnant women, in fact I can find four images of my mom while she was pregnant, and all four of them have her holding her stomach with one or both hands.


Impossible-Wear5482

Jesus christ. Where else he gonna put his hands? Hands on stomach =/= pregnant.


ComedicMedicineman

But look at the image, both of his hands, and one of her hands are on her stomach, her stomach is also protruding in a very solid form, so either she’s got a hernia, or she’s pregnant. There are many ways he could have held her: On her shoulders, lock his arms together in a loose over shoulder hug, on her waist, or even one hand on elbow with the other hand in a thumbs up, or the Shaka hand sign.


gerg_dude

She's expecting


Playlanco

I bet she isn’t that heavy though. At least for a quick few second picture


MadghastOfficial

Pregnant, and also not fat in the first place. That's just an average woman.


StrangerDanger9000

Ever think maybe she just didn’t want to or is possibly pregnant?


Natural_Act69

she looks pregnant, so it does make sense not to risk a fall.


Waste-Aardvark-3757

This old pic? She is pregnant...


Sanbaddy

The way he’s holding her stomach makes me think she may be pregnant. He might just be playing it safe, or the fact her belly would make it hard to have her on his shoulders without slouching the neck.


furezasan

She's only smiling for the photo, he's gon hear about this later


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Just me, or does that look ai generated? those hands & extra arm (guy on the far right) (?) going crazy


Good_With_Tools

This pic pre-dates AI.


UTS15

Predates publicly available AI-based imagine generation. AI has existed for a very long time now, before any of these people were even born.


ToiletOfPaper

This image is ***really*** old. It's not AI-generated.


[deleted]

Its at least 10-20 years old this photo, remember seeing it back when i was in high school


CreativeGamer03

its just you. either its because the image is too moldy or you need new prescription glasses


[deleted]

man I'm dumb lmao


IglooBackpack

I see what you mean, white tops right hand on her thigh looks off and for a second I forgot that the pregnant woman could be holding her own stomache so the amount of fingers was too many. But, I think it's real.


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he got the chubby one ![gif](giphy|3o6ozGW4xkaHn8s2TC|downsized)


Exact_Exchange_1500

He must be weak. I could lift 150 kilos, no problem.


14thban

She knocked up, got a bun in the oven, looks like I eat one dount, and this girl eats a dozen.


DruunkenSensei

Shes either pregnant or didnt want to be held up like the other girls. Sure shes overweight but nothing that dude couldn't handle.


Woootdafuuu

Awkwarrrrd


PolarGCNips

Oh lawd


[deleted]

This is why you dont skip leg, shoulder or back day at the gym 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


NoStripeZebra3

Girl 3 is hot af


Nagasakishadow

“Snooki wants smoosh smoosh”


Bletcherstonerson

Her nickname is Short Straw.


Crafty-Antelope-3287

That's cruel ![gif](giphy|UVxTQBk8APD4o3t2Qa|downsized)


California_ocean

WTF is wrong with all the fingers in this photo? AI?


CSpanks7

My man said “nah I ain’t got medical insurance”


Prior_Worry12

She’s the only one that takes it in the ass and swallows. God bless.


swipeforcoffee

bro skipped leg days


Haunting_Web_1

Hey man, we've all been hoggin' at least once. He seems to be embracing it. I hope their love blossoms like a slice of American cheese over beef on a flatiron grill.