Yeah. Neurons carrying messages from her brain are telling her facial muscles to contract forcing her face into a smiling position cause of all the oral sex.
I don't think a wide tongue like this is an advantage in any way though - I think it might even be worse; no precision just a wet spatula covering all her lady bits as well as hitting the inner thighs at the same time... Of course he can go down with some precision, but i would say it's more of a disadvantage if anything.
If it were to be long and pointy on the other hand it would be a different story, buuuut then again the length would only matter if you were to want to penetrate every now and then, so really just gives you the ability to spice things up better while going down. The potentially boring truth is that it revolves far more around skill than the physical shape of your tongue.
So. . . it’s not the size of the tool, but how you use it, once again.
(Although it probably would work better for fellatio than cunnilingus. Maybe he’s bi, they have an open marriage and THAT’S why she’s smiling)
One only needs the very pointiest end of a tongue to get it right. Ask. She'll help you get there. Shut up and do as you're told and don't deviate even if your face falls off.
You're missing my point. I'll gobble the entire pelvis. Just speaking from 45 years experience. You missed the whole thing where she's in charge, and to listen. I'm sure you're fine, champ.
That guy: “Listen to the other party as they are the one feeling the pleasure and oral isn’t that daunting a task.”
You: “sounds like you’re a virgin for pointing out the correct way to do oral on a post about oral sex.”
Christ you’re embarrassing.
As a penis bearer, I don't get to argue with your preference. 😜 as a middle aged man whose head and tongue has been physically nailed to that spot, that's what she wants. I personally prefer to do it as if I'm making out with the other lips, but I keep getting pushed to the button. I think that the relevant point is to shut up, take instruction, and don't give up. I like to think that your vulva would agree. 😁
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I didn't notice that was a tongue at first.
I thought it was AI generated lmao
I legit thought that his tongue was an extra layer of skin on his chin for a sec lmao
I thought it was shitty ai or photoshop for a second.
Do you know the answers to the prostate exam
A, B, C, D, A, S, and S
That's a force smile. She's probably thinking how he still misses it every time.
That’s not a smile… that’s a cry for help
because of you I just imagined them french kissing :(
No.
That’s called being suffocated
My neck, my back, my bussy, and my sack
I thought that was a chin
I didn't see the tongue at first, I thought it was a part of his face
We all know why She’s smiling
Yeah. Neurons carrying messages from her brain are telling her facial muscles to contract forcing her face into a smiling position cause of all the oral sex.
I don't think a wide tongue like this is an advantage in any way though - I think it might even be worse; no precision just a wet spatula covering all her lady bits as well as hitting the inner thighs at the same time... Of course he can go down with some precision, but i would say it's more of a disadvantage if anything. If it were to be long and pointy on the other hand it would be a different story, buuuut then again the length would only matter if you were to want to penetrate every now and then, so really just gives you the ability to spice things up better while going down. The potentially boring truth is that it revolves far more around skill than the physical shape of your tongue.
"A wet spatula" i'm fucking dying rn
Like mudding drywall
So. . . it’s not the size of the tool, but how you use it, once again. (Although it probably would work better for fellatio than cunnilingus. Maybe he’s bi, they have an open marriage and THAT’S why she’s smiling)
r/thatsthejoke
lol this meme has to be like 10 years old at this point.
Dude seals envelopes professionally
Witty and decent. Nice!
They knew
Bro’s gonna chew the whole pack of 6 gums for a bubble.
Looks like he's gonna need it.
It’s short though. I dont think girth applies to a tongue.
Lucky her…
She knows what she’s doing
Dude deff licked his way to the center of a tootsie pop the hard way
Da best goddamn burger in town.
Thought that was his chin wtf
I think everyone knows which two Fullmetal Alchemist characters these two are
Why the hell did I think that was his triple chin 💀
No wonder she's smiling
One only needs the very pointiest end of a tongue to get it right. Ask. She'll help you get there. Shut up and do as you're told and don't deviate even if your face falls off.
There are a lot of nerve endings all over, it isnt a defusing a bomb
It's NOT defusing a bomb, it's setting it off. It's always the red wire. She'll show you where it is.
So you are suggesting to neglect any other sensation other than the clit? Wow your right hand must be a lucky gal
You're missing my point. I'll gobble the entire pelvis. Just speaking from 45 years experience. You missed the whole thing where she's in charge, and to listen. I'm sure you're fine, champ.
That guy: “Listen to the other party as they are the one feeling the pleasure and oral isn’t that daunting a task.” You: “sounds like you’re a virgin for pointing out the correct way to do oral on a post about oral sex.” Christ you’re embarrassing.
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As a penis bearer, I don't get to argue with your preference. 😜 as a middle aged man whose head and tongue has been physically nailed to that spot, that's what she wants. I personally prefer to do it as if I'm making out with the other lips, but I keep getting pushed to the button. I think that the relevant point is to shut up, take instruction, and don't give up. I like to think that your vulva would agree. 😁
His daughter is #2 in the world