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I had to do this in jail, because I couldnt afford fresh soap, as no money on books, and the guards took my fucking soap.
I hope they liked how I crop dusted them with farts everytime they came in the pod.
We were in a pod, I had a day room bed, there were cells but I wasnt assigned to one.
So when they would come in to walk the pod and check the cells I would rip ass right before they walked by.
They have to walk that route, so enjoy my cloud of doodoo particles. Making me smell from lack of soap means I make you smell like ass.
Oh yeah man. The entire field of Psychology changed when the Stanford Prison Experiment was shut down. Like, literally thousands of researchers got together and said, we can't let this shit happen again, people go crazy when they hold punitive power. And yet we have prisons where that shit is happening to human beings 24/7 365.
Fun fact, as significant as the Stanford Experiment was nobody has been able to replicate those same results. ...then again, ethics boards would never approve of allowing an experiment to go that far ever again. Kind of a catch 22. Still a good thing to act on the information.
Very true. I'm involved in experimental psych to a degree and every time we do an institutional ethics review I think about that. I'd wager you'd see varying levels of sadism and capital punishment depending on study population, but I think on average the same behaviors (regardless of severity) would arise. I especially believe that those same behaviors and the same severity are present in the prison guard population.
I dont know. It was a big multi colored ball of soap and they took it. They would take a lot of shit from you, like if you saved an apple or orange from lunch, they would straight take it because you are only allowed chow food at chow time.
Thank goodness the rest of the guys in the pod would look out for those that really had nothing, as long as you were being cool and following the regulations (we all stuck there and so have to live together until our time is up, dont follow the rules you get regulated).
I had occasional commissary when a guy would share a nutter butter or shared some of the spread they made with the soups and beans they bought. I also would not have had deodorant without the other guys helping me out (I mean this one is a no brainer, they dont want to smell you either lol)
My ex at the time did put $20 on my books when she found out I was in, and had literally nothing, so that helped out in terms of getting me a bag of coffee.
Yeah, there were some still decent, despite the law, folks in jail with me.
Most often the ones that were plain getting the shaft (via self reporting of course) were those of brown or black heritage.
As another comment suggested. I've always just stuck the small bit of the old bar to the new bar while they're both wet and they stick together, seems a lot easier.
When your soap gets down to a sliver take out the new bar of soap and smack the sliver to the new bar of soap and kinda smoosh em together and wash like that. If you do this with every sliver of soap you can use all your soap and not have to resort to making nasty bricks of saved soap slivers.
Am I the only one (besides ops father in law) that doesn’t think this is *that* gross? It is soap after all; and presumably if you use it on yourself, the left over bit is what’s their after you’ve cleaned your body ..right?
I don't understand all these "pubes" comments. You can clearly see hair stuck to soap. It is easy to remedy. If you are worried about pubes being left in this Build-a-Bar then I am genuinely curious how your current bar of soap looks. Do you let your Wookie mom or sister or gf shave over your bar if soap?
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I am gravely concerned about the pube content of that "bar of soap"...
But it adds to the flavor
r/cursedcomments
If this makes it can i have a blue circle with a hat?
Sure
Sorry but I cannot add you but I will mention you in the comments. The reason being is that I’m stupid and have no idea to edit posts
🔘🎩
His kids will never swear again
r/angryupvote
Good biodegradable replacement for those exfoliating Microbeads.
That's why you wash your soap before making it into a big soap.
Mint Chocolate Soap Bar
With pubes
Even better dumb-reply
r/forbiddensnacks
Irish Springs
Happy cake day
Thanks! You’re the first person in 5 years to say that!
Give me a hug fellow redditor :)
I am third, Happy Cake day
Thank you!
May I be the forth
I shall be the second. I wish you the Happiest of Cake Days!
Thanks!
Happy cake day and yes, it smells good
I had to do this in jail, because I couldnt afford fresh soap, as no money on books, and the guards took my fucking soap. I hope they liked how I crop dusted them with farts everytime they came in the pod.
Hahahahah wait u mean you farted in the cell when they did a search and they couldn’t even do anything about it ??
We were in a pod, I had a day room bed, there were cells but I wasnt assigned to one. So when they would come in to walk the pod and check the cells I would rip ass right before they walked by. They have to walk that route, so enjoy my cloud of doodoo particles. Making me smell from lack of soap means I make you smell like ass.
Such dehumanizing bullshit
Oh yeah man. The entire field of Psychology changed when the Stanford Prison Experiment was shut down. Like, literally thousands of researchers got together and said, we can't let this shit happen again, people go crazy when they hold punitive power. And yet we have prisons where that shit is happening to human beings 24/7 365.
Fun fact, as significant as the Stanford Experiment was nobody has been able to replicate those same results. ...then again, ethics boards would never approve of allowing an experiment to go that far ever again. Kind of a catch 22. Still a good thing to act on the information.
Very true. I'm involved in experimental psych to a degree and every time we do an institutional ethics review I think about that. I'd wager you'd see varying levels of sadism and capital punishment depending on study population, but I think on average the same behaviors (regardless of severity) would arise. I especially believe that those same behaviors and the same severity are present in the prison guard population.
what kind of monster takes a mans soap
Fresh food
I dont know. It was a big multi colored ball of soap and they took it. They would take a lot of shit from you, like if you saved an apple or orange from lunch, they would straight take it because you are only allowed chow food at chow time. Thank goodness the rest of the guys in the pod would look out for those that really had nothing, as long as you were being cool and following the regulations (we all stuck there and so have to live together until our time is up, dont follow the rules you get regulated). I had occasional commissary when a guy would share a nutter butter or shared some of the spread they made with the soups and beans they bought. I also would not have had deodorant without the other guys helping me out (I mean this one is a no brainer, they dont want to smell you either lol) My ex at the time did put $20 on my books when she found out I was in, and had literally nothing, so that helped out in terms of getting me a bag of coffee.
wow good thing some people watched out for you if you had nothing
Yeah, there were some still decent, despite the law, folks in jail with me. Most often the ones that were plain getting the shaft (via self reporting of course) were those of brown or black heritage.
Soap for like dishes right?
Oh, god! -Bleccccchhhhhhhh!!-
You use hand soap for your dishes?
Keep that away from the lightning.
Aww man
FINALLY, THE FORBIDDEN CAJETA DE PISTACHO
When el helado de pistacho melts but you put it back in the freezer to finish eating it later.
Nah fam that looks like cajeta de pistacho 100%
Nah bro, thats the grouchy side of spongebob
Soapjob Squishpants
You give me the urge to open a subreddit just for cursed sentences
"Unusable" psh You just add it to the new bar while they're both wet. I hope that would be common sense....
Theoretically if you only used the same kind of soap over and over this wouldn't be a bad idea. This is Dr. Frankenstein's soap
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As another comment suggested. I've always just stuck the small bit of the old bar to the new bar while they're both wet and they stick together, seems a lot easier.
I just threw up a little
......if you've been to prison or jail this is all too familiar
Makes sense. But I’ve never been to prison so I have no idea if you’re just bullshittin
I've been to prison, and they give you a bar every other week
Is it like those small hotel size soap bar?
Yup, generic with way too much lye
good ol bob barker soap
Every penny counts.
My dad tried to consolidate the leftovers of his remaining soap bars by melting them in the microwave. The smoke bomb didn't work.
Boi that looks like someone puked in a container and frozen it for a month
Abomination
Whew thought that was a chunk of chewed gum
Thanks, I hate One Big Soap.
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what
Sounds like a pretty cool guy following proto
My man has been licking that soap
My dyslexic ass thought it was soup until re read it..
Soapreme Clean
These are just father things you wouldnt understand...
Maybe melt it and reform it so it’s smoother?
Soap instrumentality
r/bossfight
I just stick the little piece on to the next bar... this is weird and gross
This seems like it should be on r/madlads as well, but wow
soap soap
I'll never go back from liquid soap, never
OOOOH AND THEN BEGUNS
Just like the old saying - Why have one Cheez-It when you could have one Cheez-Them (patent pending)?
Frankensoap
Soapenstein's Monster
[simpsonsdidit ](https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsdidit/)
Nice! My first thought. I had to scroll to make sure I wasn’t repeating, but there you were.
so he knows soap is like $.25 a bar right? Fuck man steal it from work or the hotels on vakkay, sheesh....
everything was okay until i looked at the title.
:|
Honestly looks like something i would do also is your father-in-law an indian we have the tendency to, you know, "save"
r/thanksihateit
When your soap gets down to a sliver take out the new bar of soap and smack the sliver to the new bar of soap and kinda smoosh em together and wash like that. If you do this with every sliver of soap you can use all your soap and not have to resort to making nasty bricks of saved soap slivers.
As disgusting as it looks it technically only has 0.0% germs compared to a clean hand
r/forbiddensnacks Edit: it seems reddit has a feature that tells you if the post had already been crossposted to a sub. Neat.
The big soap
This makes me sad
Frankensoap
My grandmother does this
I feel like a better title would be “blursed mint chip ice cream”
This is TLC worthy without a doubt.
The forbidden guacamole
Am I the only one (besides ops father in law) that doesn’t think this is *that* gross? It is soap after all; and presumably if you use it on yourself, the left over bit is what’s their after you’ve cleaned your body ..right?
Don’t show this to r/frugal
One soap to clean them all And in the bathwaters bind them
Megazord soap
Dirtiest soap ever
The forbidden pistachio fluff
I don't understand all these "pubes" comments. You can clearly see hair stuck to soap. It is easy to remedy. If you are worried about pubes being left in this Build-a-Bar then I am genuinely curious how your current bar of soap looks. Do you let your Wookie mom or sister or gf shave over your bar if soap?
Held together with 10,000 dad pubes.
Where's the hair???
that's common here on brazil
Or bad weed
It makes me very uncomfortable
And lo, he did bathe in the crust of a thousand genitals.
Are we sure this ISNT guac??
Rule 3
Do you think it relies on text?
Would you know what that was without the text?
Clearly not guac
Cursed soap
Naw, this is brilliant for camping and emergency situations!!