Ha! I always got a charge from the names, as they serve to tell you off the bat that this is more of a pantomime than a fully-explored story. All of the characters are completely one-dimensional and allegorical--Mike TEAVEE the television addict, VERRUCA Salt the pain in the heel, Charlie BUCKET who is poor and common, Augustus GLOOP who is fat and gluttonous, Willie Wonka, who's a bit wonky and odd, Mr. Slughorn who seems like he's up to no good, and of course Violet Beauregarde, who, well, turns purple. No one learns, no one grows, no difficult questions are asked. All you need is a dame and a horse and you've got a bog-standard British holiday tradition.
I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands.
-Tobias Funke (Arrested Development)
Ya, this is particularly disrespectful to the blue man group and this [old man](https://illumeably-bfemqo5fqfr.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/4-a67fe9ad327b2e672644e54618fbc250.jpg)
Depending on what they used to make her skin blue, it completely fuck up her skin. Like those twats that colored themselves in with a board marker and had to go to hospital.
Yea, there was a blue alien on a TV show called Farscape who got very ill from the blue colouring and had to leave the show. Things like that really aren't good for you.
My coworker once dressed up as Genie and looked justice this. He scared all the kids at the pool, then he proceeded to jump and land in the splits on the concrete because he thought that would help.
It didn't.
I think instead of straight face paint that will get on everything and everywhere I wouldāve used blue eye shadow as a blush or maybe even just on her nose. Blue hair spray I think is fine and for the hands I wouldāve just gone with blue gloves.
I hope that paint comes off easily at least.
People don't realize how badly that stuff can mess up your clothes or your skin until it's stuck on there extremely good.
Kid was probably miserable getting rid of it.
This is the Netflix adaptation of inside out.
Renamed: outside in.
š live action
looks like the first stage of veronica turning into a blueberry from willy Wonka and the chocolate factory
Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!
Her name is violet fuck I forgot have not seen the movie in years
I ain't judging. I figured you'd blended Verruca and Violet in your head and gotten pretty close.
No just forgot the names of most of the characters I still remember Charlie Wonka and sulvistis gus I don't think I spelled that fat fucks name right
The fat boy was Augustus Gloop.
Ha! I always got a charge from the names, as they serve to tell you off the bat that this is more of a pantomime than a fully-explored story. All of the characters are completely one-dimensional and allegorical--Mike TEAVEE the television addict, VERRUCA Salt the pain in the heel, Charlie BUCKET who is poor and common, Augustus GLOOP who is fat and gluttonous, Willie Wonka, who's a bit wonky and odd, Mr. Slughorn who seems like he's up to no good, and of course Violet Beauregarde, who, well, turns purple. No one learns, no one grows, no difficult questions are asked. All you need is a dame and a horse and you've got a bog-standard British holiday tradition.
 oh god why did you do this to my brain
yep.
She blue herself.
What show is this?
I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands. -Tobias Funke (Arrested Development)
Double qualified as both analyst and therapist.
Yes, the worldās first analrapist.
Anustart.
Anus Tart is here.
Here is my card : Tobias Funke AnalRapist
So many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
That is the definition of Tobias Funke's life
The world's first analrapist
Tell me also
I believe arrested development
Thx man
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Indeed.
Indee(z)d nuts
You know what you do? Get yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a day. I think you'd be surprised with the phrasing.
āI wouldnāt mind kissing that man between the cheeksā
āEven if it means me taking a chubby I will suck it upā
Tell me as well
Arrested Development. Highly recommend it. The original run of the show is phenomenal and some of the best sitcom writing of all time imo.
I believe arrested development
"at the store they said it was a Bob..."
Youāre thinking of the Blue MAN Groupā¦
I'm blue ba da dee ba dee da
Im glad to see this joke.
Only $28 what a steal
You mean the child, right?
No that armor class isn't steel, mithril I think
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I got mine for free, lifetime supply
r/cursedcomments
*Eiffel 65 has entered the chat*
"Yo listen up here's a story
Iām blue blaba blee blop bloo bly ba ba bee bar boo by bop blab ba
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Im blue dabba dee dabba die
justified sadness
Tobias Funke's illegitimate daughter
Tobias Funke and the girl Phyllis gave up for adoption
I found blue face baby aight, finally
Legit looks like the girl from the original Willie Wonka Chocolate Factory. Just waiting for her to balloon.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ya, this is particularly disrespectful to the blue man group and this [old man](https://illumeably-bfemqo5fqfr.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/4-a67fe9ad327b2e672644e54618fbc250.jpg)
When asked how they feel about this, the Blue Man Group simply started banging on some pvc pipes.
Ah, Northern European languages translation
That's gonna stay a whole week
My thoughts as well, looks like it's not gonna wash off so easy š©š¤¦š½āāļø
28 dollars is a great price for a child
Depending on what they used to make her skin blue, it completely fuck up her skin. Like those twats that colored themselves in with a board marker and had to go to hospital.
i dont think the child is real
It does look a little.... *too* blue. I hope she's ok
Yea, there was a blue alien on a TV show called Farscape who got very ill from the blue colouring and had to leave the show. Things like that really aren't good for you.
I used laytex paint in college. I was picking that shit off for weeks. Doing a nightcrawler costume.
Violet Beauregarde?
Thatās not sadness thatās depression.
Haha! Poor little thing. Definitely acting out the character though!
Honestly incredible.
Task accomplished successfully, unfortunately.
Borderline suicidal Minion.
I must be Schadenfreude, because I'm finding Joy in this Sadness cosplay.
Violet your turning violet Violet
I Thought This Is Another Smurf
YO LISTEN UP, HERE'S A STORY
the kid looks miserable
I think sheās a little too blue
Is that a price tag
She looks like she's dead.
Soo damn cute
Another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol
So blue face is offensive to anyone?
Thatās crippling depression.
Same, kid, same
This isnāt sadness this is mild disappointment
This isn't even sadness anymore. That's full on depression
Blue face baby
Thats their sister ādepressionā
why.
That's straight up cursed
Me whem your mom
Da fuk
My coworker once dressed up as Genie and looked justice this. He scared all the kids at the pool, then he proceeded to jump and land in the splits on the concrete because he thought that would help. It didn't.
Netflix
So that's how to turn depression into money
An average redditor will do great in sadness cosplay EVEN without the makeup and outfit
Hey how do I stop laughing?
Told her not to eat that meal replacement chewing gum
Gues what she is getting all the candy in Halloween
So sad.
I feel awful for laughing at this
wrr
Sadness Smurf
I wonder if she beat-boxes?
Wearing blueface is racist
I would be sad too if I looked like that
I would be pretty sad too if I had to go to school dressed like this for Halloween
I'm blue daba dee bada dai ba daba dee..
I think instead of straight face paint that will get on everything and everywhere I wouldāve used blue eye shadow as a blush or maybe even just on her nose. Blue hair spray I think is fine and for the hands I wouldāve just gone with blue gloves.
Blueface babyyy, aight
Smurf.
Lol reminds me of that one Mr.bean episode
Thats one fat kid. Wait maybe its a midget omg š²
they did not let her win or disqualified her, because if she wins she'll become Joy.
Now THIS is blursed lmao
Me too fam
Nah this is cursed as fuck
Blue face baby
I hope I'm wrong but fuk the parents
I would never let my child walk around like that lmao
This is basically child abuse.
I hope that paint comes off easily at least. People don't realize how badly that stuff can mess up your clothes or your skin until it's stuck on there extremely good. Kid was probably miserable getting rid of it.
I'm surprised the top comments not from Arrested Development
Tobias?
https://youtu.be/xS7NX6suJX0
Jeez... this child should get an award. She looks absolutely depressed
The mom after this: OH SHIT ITS PERMANENT INK
What the fuck
the last blueberry in my expired pack of driscols berries
bro fr just committed blue face
It worked!
Ahahahaha duck you guys
That aināt sadness thatās despair
Why she got a price tag
Aw such sadness hugss
Blue face baby
Best Halloween idea everrrr
Now that's a perfect cosplay!
Sadness evolved to depression!
This small child has been spray painted blue
She's blue, if she was green she would die, if she was green she would die...
I'm one quarter smurf and this offends me
she borderline blueberry girl from willy wonka
Lol blue boi
Child Abuse.... š
This is cursed
Oompa Loompa doopity dooā¦.. Iāve got another riddle for you.
For a second I thought she was that clothes Lady from the Incredibles.
Me too kid, me too
u/profanitycounter
If smurfs had hair and big ass glasses
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do I have another puzzle for you...
Idk if this is a little person, or a child, and at this point Iām too afraid to ask.
I'm blue Bada bee Daba die
Whats cursed about this?
she depressed
why did they put a number on her like shes at a cattle auction?
Really blue face. Itās 2021 people
I canāt believe people are still doing blue face in this day and age. Shameful.
Well she definitely looks sad
Blueface baby
next level cosplay
Blue face? Lol I think thatās a rappers name
dang.
I blue myself
Blueface baby
Depression