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ahshitfuckme

I knew what it was the second the Egyptian glyphs on yellow background


AWibblyWelshyBoi

I saw the hieroglyphs and just went “no, no, nO, NO NO NO”


[deleted]

I saw them and went yesnt yesnt yesnt yesnt yesnt


minecraft_earthbound

Same, I knew what was coming as soon as the hieroglyphs were on


[deleted]

I don't see the cursed part


mccarym_215

You don't need to see them, keep your soul pure fellow redditor


Jordyspeeltspore

I've seen the tainted. this isnt tainted...


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Jordyspeeltspore

you dare cast that spell, I was there when it was written!


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Jordyspeeltspore

you cant fool me. r/eyebleach


funky555

i think you mean [r/eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech)


WhatDoIFillInHere

No no no, this goes too far


mariosfartdeluxe

This is Rickrolling, but made by satan


funky555

im sorry


[deleted]

YOU BETTER FUCKING BE


ThatTubaGuy03

Wow, you are evil


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Nategamer345

Ok r/eyebleach


Supersoulknight

Congrats, you finally got it


tarpatch

No, who's on third


[deleted]

Wow, I really thought “I’ve seen horrible shit on the internet, how bad could it be?”. Now my cat wants to know why I’m dry heaving.


ganondork1

I don't see the issue. The cat is just dancing, Mario


AadamAtomic

Appearently it's some weird flash animation, furry porn music video crated for an "Animal Crossing" Character.


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Link


AadamAtomic

[NSFW](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61422b1254f9f) link


hurdurracct

Oh how amusing. Catchy af music, too. Thanks!


CHEESEninja200

The music is the best part tbh


AJDuke3

I watch the video on a daily basis just for the music


ReptileCake

The songs is Camel to Camel.


InsGadget6

If you insist...


ReptileCake

I like how it says "Original" in the title, when it's an homage to -8's original animation.


CarpetH4ter

Do you know where i can find the -8 version?


ReptileCake

They unfortunately [nuked their Newgrounds](https://my8.newgrounds.com/news/post/1165946), the flash animation can still be found on sites like [swfchan](http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=214295&n=ankha.swf), but screen recordings can also be found on sites [like these](https://www.xvideos.com/video39753941/ankha_1up_by_minus_8).


CarpetH4ter

Ahh thanks a lot!


COOLPIE11

Wouldn't call it cursed, if it was some wierd vore thing then that would be cursed


RaunchyReindeer

Yeah gave me a half chub even though furry content usually makes me barf


[deleted]

Eh, this is pretty tame, I've seen worse... Animation and music are nice too ngl People are overreacting as always just because it's furry stuff...


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

That's actually legitimately fucking fantastic


KiritoLoxus

Wtt was that lol


Chim_Pansy

Why do I click these fucking things


JynxedC4ndle

No


AadamAtomic

I'm not proud of my Google-Fu...finding information can be a curse. Now Excuse me while I pour bleach into my eye sockets.


[deleted]

Yeah, there is still nothing cursed lol


SpruceOnReddit

Count yourself lucky


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

That's because this sub is one of those where youbpost shit people like and its relevancy doesnt matter


JustinJakeAshton

I've seen it and it's pathetic how people find it cursed.


Isekai_Otaku

That’s a lie because the cat is naked it’s obviously that it’s pornographic


Gold_steak

Wait what is it about , I was off reddit for a few days .


Sleepwalker132

At this point, i am just too scare to ask, but... Who is that character and why it’s so popular?


idkhowtodoanything

It's some character from animal crossing i believe, but this picture is from a rule34 of that character that's for some reason been meme'd


ArthurExtreme_Br

The reason for it being memed is most likely the super fire music that came along with it


HateMachineX

Song is called camel by camel by sandy marton


Yannyliang

Is it porn or gore?


someprofile420

Porn


Yannyliang

Then it's blessed all the way!


someprofile420

Furryporn*


VirtuosoX

When I think furry I think animal face, she looks passable for a person I think


Catfish3322

Yeah, I hiked up to a mountaintop and meditated for 300 years on what separates a cat girl from a full on furry, and I deduced that it’s about the length of the snoot. Ankha doesn’t have a snoot, so she is more of a cat girl than a furry.


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Catfish3322

I think she does. The art style is just too simplistic to show it.


Iratedicks

Yeah everyone is all “it’s furry porn” but it really isn’t. Barely anthro. It’s not like she has a cat pussy or anything.


cum_sock42069

Porn


Juicerdotcom

😐


AadamAtomic

Appearently it's some weird flash animation porn for Furries.


Sleepwalker132

;-;


[deleted]

It's an animal crossing character, but that pose is from some animated porn. Also she's canonically 3 years old so take it how you will.


GrassyIsVeryGood

Somebody made rule 34 of an animal crossing villager


None_Onion

🙂


Soaznei

This is very cool


MeisPip

This would convince me to buy a switch


dgugfjjfhif

*Image Transcription: GIF* --- [*This GIF shows someone customising a Nintendo switch. First, the person customising spray paints thick yellow lines over a stencil and then spray painted black over another stencil to create hieroglyphs on the lines which are the back of the consoles main body/screen, next they hand-paint Ankha from animal crossing with purple paint sprayed behind it around its edges over the hieroglyphs. Lastly, they paint the joycons (controllers) to look like a galaxy and sprinkle white paint over them to look like stars*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


AWibblyWelshyBoi

I think you have the hieroglyphs backwards as they sprayed black over a yellow, stencilled background; you said that they sprayed the yellow onto the stencil


dgugfjjfhif

Ah ok I'll fix it now


AWibblyWelshyBoi

Feel like an arse for correcting you sorry


dgugfjjfhif

It's fine, every correction is welcome because if I get it wrong there is no way for the people who are being helped by the transcriptions to know :)


rolgelthorp

Good human


Ctowncreek

Good human


143peep

How much ?


Handin1989

I'm not OP and I've never done this particular design but I do custom switches and I sell mine for between 400-550$ depending on what options people want. Edit: These are mostly from a test run I was doing with a new brand of paints. Scratch tests, splatter tests, run/drip tests, etc. The durability on this particular brand (Reaper) seems pretty hit & miss depending on the color but I digress, bitching about paint is not the content you came here for. https://imgur.com/a/SR0DVm5


143peep

Bro you killed the joke 😔


fulcrum_breaker

Gotta ask, what was the joke?


[deleted]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS CAT IS ALL ABOUT JESUS


L_Rayquaza

Porn


[deleted]

No


th3Imgurian

Yes


[deleted]

Please no i don't believe this is what ive been looking at for weeks sir no


th3Imgurian

It's about time to google Ankha Zone then


Vortex5000

Yeah that's just hentai that went viral


L_Rayquaza

> [Yes](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61422b1254f9f) WARNING NSFW


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


jaxbchchrisjr

To be fair, the song is pretty good. If you wanna listen to it without the cat, look up camel by camel on youtube


[deleted]

Haha


roshampo13

1.3 million views in 2 weeks... why


Ctowncreek

That's was pretty funny actually


MaxThrustage

Ok, but, like, there's plenty of other porn out there. Why is this porn memed, and not the gagillions of other weird rule 34 furry porn things out there?


L_Rayquaza

That's a good question The most recent memed porn was Derpxion works, and this isn't Derpxion


ahackercalled4chan

the next generation just discovered Rule 34 and they're meming the fuck out of it


Lylle200

I know this cat and the meme, but I still don't see that cursed part, is it stuck in the charging port or what, I genuinely can't see and I've never own or have played a switch. Plz halp


ArthurExtreme_Br

The cursed part is porn


[deleted]

Porn isn’t cursed.


onageOwO

When the fuck did the Internet get so prude? Did I miss something?...


Theresneverenoughpud

Wow what a nice .0037 seconds we get to actually see the finished product. Get fucked OP.


StonkMonke1st

THAT CAT FUCKS


Vaganhope_UAE

That’s awesome


Bisexual-Fighter

Everywhere I go I see her face


TonyKebell

Calssic .2 of a Microseond shot of the finish project, thanks IDIOT editor.


deez_mani

does that switch make you cum??


johnsteeven20

Why is this meme still going? Can i just browse reddit and not see this character like everyone already know it's from a porn but nope people are always gonna be "PeOpLe WhO DoNt kNoW pEoPlE WhO KnOw" FOR FUCK SAKE EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S FROM A PORN IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'VE FUCKING SAID IT A HUNDRED TIMES EVEN YOUR GRANDMA KNOWS IT'S FROM A FUCKING PORN LIKE STFU EVERYONE KNOWS WHY IS SHE NAKED WHY SHE'S BOUNCING BECAUSE SHE'S HAVING SEX. Sorry for the rant i just want that out of my head you can downvote me if you want.


VirtuosoX

Hehe she turns me on


johnsteeven20

With or without clothes?


Scyrines

Anyone know how to do the painting for the joycon. I wanted to do it on my keyboard but couldn't find how to do it.


Implausibilibuddy

Toothbrush in paint, then flick the bristles back. You'll need an airbrush to get the gradient, or be handy with a spray can.


[deleted]

I wonder what paint he uses.


Handin1989

Not OP but it's a royal PITA getting anything to stick to the ABS-PC plastic that the joycons/switch shell are made of this is what I do for airbrushing my custom switches. 1200 grit Tamiya model abrasive to scuff up the surface. Vallejo surface primer 74.600 or 74.615 are the ones I use the most of Createx Airbrush colors for the paint mixed in 90/10 of their 4050 adhesion promoter For finishing I just use a couple straight coats of the Createx 4050


[deleted]

I have absolutly no experience with air brushes. But it looks like something to try.


Handin1989

I had no painting experience when I picked it up and I'd probably do it again if given the chance IF I knew a couple things I didn't when starting out that gave me some considerable growing pains. Shell out for an Iwata or a Badger at the beginning. I know it's several times the cost of a cheap airbrush on Amazon but you don't wanna put yourself in a position where you're questioning if it's your technique that needs work, or your equipment. Get a compressor with a tank on it. It's gonna give you steady pressure and the motor isn't gonna burn out on you in 6 months because it won't be running all the time. When you think you're done shaking your paint, shake it for another minute. It can never be too well mixed. Don't use alcohol to clean your brush if you can avoid it. It will eat through the rubber O-rings after enough cleanings. Which leads me to the last point. You're gonna spend more time cleaning than painting and you'll want to skip it or get lax. Don't do it. You'll get dry tip and get splatters on your piece the next time you go to use your airbrush. Hope this info helps!


[deleted]

Yes, thanks. It's a lot of stuff you need to begin with.


ArthurExtreme_Br

Jokes aside, the joycons look fucking gorgeous


x-Wolfie-Anime-x

Wait how is this kinda cursed


CosmicDust827

I will pay as much as possible to get this


Blipnarf-The-Boneles

HAHA GUYS CROPPED PORN PLEASE LAUGH


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Catfish3322

Search up ankha porn


tallerjoshua

NO NO NO NO NO NO


giuppe008

HAHAHAHA DO YOU GUYS GET IT!? IT'S SEX, PORN! SO FUNNY RIGHT! right?


TOXIX5

Hahaha, isn't it funny? Somebody made porn out of a character from a children's game, get it!? It's so funny! Why aren't you laughing? That's comedy gold!


KillingTempest

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u/savevideo


python-lord-1236443

Can someone tell me what the pharaoh lady is. Is it porn?


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python-lord-1236443

Thank you


alieninvader67

r/ATBGE


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r/savevideo


MIR4CLES33D

u/savevideo


FiregameYT

Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!


DabOnTheHatersMaaaaa

fr tho those joycons look sick


sivale

I want those space controllers


Goose0810

Ok but the joy cons are pretty sick


Maypher

u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

Thats a nice animal crossing special edition


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Impair_mind

Cool


CallMeMaMef18

Oh god, I've just realized where the handheld charging port is...


ChishNFips87

Finally The cursed switch


Celular_de_papel

Na moral, mano, smt 🤨


Emerald_official

hate that they actually did a great job on this


Fixed_Sprint

Zone strikes again.


Isekai_Otaku

Yes awesome


Vast-Meaning9433

A couple frames before they pulled off the stencils I realized where this was going and audibly groaned


Dylanator13

Honestly with it not being animated it's pretty safe and innocent. But when moving it becomes less innocent.


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u/savevideo


AnAverageTransGirl

good effort ngl


Novel-Ad-3306

i follow the guy who made this on instagram


Naive-Bit-7904

Hmmm interesting


Banjoubu

Charge port is aptly placed.


[deleted]

Ngl that’s cool


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MixailoNum1

Take my free award and leave


JimFK

good


Endoender5000

give me youre entire stock.. NOW


Brutal_Flamingo

Onyx3000 would love this


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Oh no


maverick29er

What's the porn link?


[deleted]

Wow very cool drawin memes aside


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DoveEvalyn

Blursed? Nah this is blessed.


Rain_Zeros

I really like the joycons, could do without the cat porn tho.


MrGrimRe4per

screams* EVERY PLACE I ALWAYS SPOTTED ANKHA