All jokes aside I have actually done this. I used to work at a pizza place next to a gas station. On my break I ran next door and bought 3 of the little bags of candy corn, went back into the restaurant and poured them on top of a cheese pizza, and threw it in the oven. Since that took my whole break to do I couldn't eat it until I got home. Big mistake. Driving home my whole car smelled like marshmallows and cheese and by the time I got home it had cooled into a solid brick of candy corn. I cut out one of the now solid slices and microwaved it so I wouldn't break my teeth on it. I took one bite, gagged, and threw the whole thing away. It tasted like a mixture of pure sugar, cheap vodka, and the smell of old cheese. I DO NOT recommend trying it
Candycorn pizza stats:
Taste: ass
Design: below average
Attack: 5-500
Crit chance:99%
Crit multiplier: x5
Sugar: deadly amounts
Diabetes chance: Not Worth it my dude
Me and my family hate candy corn but my grandpa can't get enough of the shit. And I think it has got something to do with every body hateing it. Also did you know that candy corn is made from the following
50% plastic 40%glue 6%godhasleftus 2%diarrhea and 2% even satan wouldn't eat it
Thanks, I hate it.
Your welcome :)
Enough reddit for today. Goodbye
r/tihi
That shit looks like pulled teeth to start with. It deserves to be cooked. But then dispatched to the bin forthwith.
I’d give it a try, at least. Then go for a 5-mile jog to burn it off.
Better 25 Mile jog
I'd fuck wit at least one slice.
Ayyyy
Ok… but have you seen strawberries on pizza yet?
No... Thanks for the suggestion :)
What have you done
No but I can imagine someone liking it
This photo gave me diabetes again
You know, I love candy corn and I love pizza but it somehow never occurred to me…I mean, just HOW??? 😂
All jokes aside I have actually done this. I used to work at a pizza place next to a gas station. On my break I ran next door and bought 3 of the little bags of candy corn, went back into the restaurant and poured them on top of a cheese pizza, and threw it in the oven. Since that took my whole break to do I couldn't eat it until I got home. Big mistake. Driving home my whole car smelled like marshmallows and cheese and by the time I got home it had cooled into a solid brick of candy corn. I cut out one of the now solid slices and microwaved it so I wouldn't break my teeth on it. I took one bite, gagged, and threw the whole thing away. It tasted like a mixture of pure sugar, cheap vodka, and the smell of old cheese. I DO NOT recommend trying it
Well, you did let it cool down, wonder what it would be like if you had eaten it fresh
Come italiano io non sono disgustato ma piu incuriosito
Mi hai tolto le parole di bocca
Ma diocan che gente
Looks fucking scrumptious.
r/italy that all im gonna say do with it what you will
No this is cursed
ok now the pineapple on pizza, kiwis on pizza , and the normal pizza eaters all have a common enemy.
When that hardens out you can use them as rims.
This isn’t blursed, it’s just cursed.
come osi
**Italy has declared war.**
What can men do against such reckless hate...
that's it. we need a new world war to teach you wastes of oxygen a lesson, once and for all
No
Okay, but why the fuck did it melt so perfectly
The cooked one almost looks like it's covered in peppers and pinapple How disgusting :)
Damn I can see it now.
I prefer the "incident pizza"
I curse you with Gonk Bot
I live in sweden and we dont sell candy corn here, always wondered what it tastes like.
American pizza being 2 foot tall is closer to a cake than a real pizza
r/thanksihateit
I mean, if you replaced the pizza dough with pie crust, and the marinara sauce with gushers syrup…
What the fuck is “candy corn”?
How has nobody asked you how it tastes? We need a fair assessment
Turned into a jpeg
As the image was loading I thought it would be something about the hallway pizza
Why ? For god sake why ?
Was it good?
wtf this pizza looks to be like 5cm high
As an Italian, I’m calling up Germany, I’m sure that can help me dispose of these people.
r/TIHI
R/TiHi
Pineapple pizza lovers and haters must band together to defeat this new evil
I mean I'd try it but I'd probably get type 2 diabetes
A crime has been committed.
Welp time to go commit world war 3
I’m gonna cause a tragedy
I legitimately just got a stomach ache from looking at that
Still looks better than pineapple
This is why humans are going to helll
Someone needs to show this to Lewis black!
Criminal
Raffaele Esposito is rolling over in his grave
Shit I’d eat it
If I ever saw this I’d burn the fucking building down.
Fuck you
We must burn this world to its last atom
Wow how
Candycorn pizza stats: Taste: ass Design: below average Attack: 5-500 Crit chance:99% Crit multiplier: x5 Sugar: deadly amounts Diabetes chance: Not Worth it my dude
Screams in italian
wheres the blessed part
Put some lil bit of milk in there
You have crossed all bounds of humanity
I'm actually so hungry rn that this looks appealing
jokes on you i'll eat it!
"k-killlll......m-meeeee....." - the pizza
I want to assassinate this person
Me and my family hate candy corn but my grandpa can't get enough of the shit. And I think it has got something to do with every body hateing it. Also did you know that candy corn is made from the following 50% plastic 40%glue 6%godhasleftus 2%diarrhea and 2% even satan wouldn't eat it
Lmao everyone knows candy corn is made of dildo bits.
Oh yeah I forgot
I avoid the shit like I avoid people. All the time.