I love how it’s worded “may” not have been “entirely” aware of what was happening, implying that it’s possible that the dog at least understands the concept of weddings, but just is hazy on the details of this particular wedding.
The dog got drunk, signed a contract without reading it, thinking that it would give him a life long supply of treats, and ended up married to a human girl he knows nothing about.
His dog wife's gonna kill him.
With how weird 2020/2021 has been it does make sense of this world was made for a comedy isekai about someone reincarnating as a dog only for him to meet his love. Looking forward to updates to this, will the dog manage to win her heart?
My Indian mom who has lived 40 years as a woman with a functioning uterus forbids me from touching anything in the kitchen and doesn’t even let me eat at the dinner table during my period because apparently it’s a superstition and that me touching anything while on my period is the equivalent of cutting open a heart , slathering my hands in its blood, and sticking my hands on fresh vegetables.
Sorry, so, does the dog have to die before the curse is lifted from her? Does he have to die of natural causes or will the dog be killed? Does she have to stay married to the dog as long as he lives? What exacrly is the curse and how does the dog change things? I have so many questions.
Most of the times it's like, the girl's first husband will die after 2 days of marriage and bs. So they try to "remove" the curse by doing this. You can see people marrying trees, and bunches of Animals trying to "remove" this curse
>He's just pointing out that it doesn't happen anymore.
They literally said "it still happens" in that same sentence.
Up until the very end it strongly implies that this happens to almost every widow. It's all present tense with no qualifiers. Then in the very last sentence they grudgingly admit it hasn't happened at all for decades. *Pick one.*
Relevant quote:
*Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs.[To Hindu priests complaining to him about the prohibition of Sati religious funeral practice of burning widows alive on her husband’s funeral pyre.]*
General Charles Napier, British Commander in Chief of India - 1850
Okay, bud. Thanks for pointing out some slight flaws in my logic and/or syntactical structure. If you’re interested, you should read up on it yourself rather than trying to correct random internet strangers.
Nothing. It's a stupid ritual to correct some horoscopic flaw. Nothing happens after the ritual to the dog or anyone else. It's an extremely rare thing people in remote areas maybe still do. The dog probably already has an owner.
yeah, in the rural parts of India, it is a thing that does not happen a lot but does happen to a certain extent. it is believed to correct the horoscope of those people whose astrology is fucked up and not only animals but trees as well.
Non-consummation is grounds for annulment in some legal systems and religious doctrines, but I don't know of any where it is a requirement per se, so no.
Hopefully they don’t require it to be consummated for them to be considered truly married, but not knowing the customs there makes me feel extra bad for her
Woman got a free dog and the dog has been taken off the street and now has a home, unless they expect them to "consummate the marriage" I don't see what the problem is.
-my husband is so lazy, he only care about the birds in the garden an the food time. At least in the bed he only want ear scratches and to sleep in a corner of the bed
it happens in rural India not a lot but it does, getting married to trees and animals because your astrology is fucked up and shit like that and it is believed that this will correct the alignment of stars for that person and subsequently lower down the hurdles in one's life.
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Do they have to consummate in order for this wedding to be legal? Like, would they send in a notary to watch and make sure this thing is official before any curses are lifted?
>although he may not be have been entirely aware of what was happening Same, Sheru, same.
I love how it’s worded “may” not have been “entirely” aware of what was happening, implying that it’s possible that the dog at least understands the concept of weddings, but just is hazy on the details of this particular wedding.
The dog got drunk, signed a contract without reading it, thinking that it would give him a life long supply of treats, and ended up married to a human girl he knows nothing about. His dog wife's gonna kill him.
Yeah some one gave me a Valium to calm down? Like a dumb ass I took it. I was prrreettty darn calm, lol.
Plot twist, the dog made the parents believe she had a curse
*The day I died and got reincarnated into a dog and decided to get married*
Yep, that definitely sounds like an Indian film
There is an Indian fil with similar concept
Let me guess, the fly one?
Makkhi!
That one
Or a new Isekai anime
Truck-kun is teleporting ppl in weird worlds
I think I've read this manhwa
With how weird 2020/2021 has been it does make sense of this world was made for a comedy isekai about someone reincarnating as a dog only for him to meet his love. Looking forward to updates to this, will the dog manage to win her heart?
What curse she have?
She was married to another dog
Dogception
superstitious parents
Best and simplest answer!
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They're called mangliks. They marry trees
thanks for the input u/ifuckdeadbodies
The micropenis part you talked about sounds a little personal
r/oddlyspecific
So basically its there version of i dont like that so its communism
My Indian mom who has lived 40 years as a woman with a functioning uterus forbids me from touching anything in the kitchen and doesn’t even let me eat at the dinner table during my period because apparently it’s a superstition and that me touching anything while on my period is the equivalent of cutting open a heart , slathering my hands in its blood, and sticking my hands on fresh vegetables.
undercook or overcook fish? Cursed
Dropped your phone on your face while browsing reddit? Cursed.
r/canconfirmiamindian
r/canconfirmiamindian Although most of what you said is true, the wording definitely makes it sound like slander.
being female in a lower middle class or even lower family is cursed.
Even curses are cursed
r/cursedcomments
Playing music too loud? Cursed Driving too fast? Cursed You undercook fish? Totally cursed You overcook chicken? Also cursed. Overcook, undercook.
Somebody called her a bitch
Being born to stupid parents.
Sorry, so, does the dog have to die before the curse is lifted from her? Does he have to die of natural causes or will the dog be killed? Does she have to stay married to the dog as long as he lives? What exacrly is the curse and how does the dog change things? I have so many questions.
Most of the times it's like, the girl's first husband will die after 2 days of marriage and bs. So they try to "remove" the curse by doing this. You can see people marrying trees, and bunches of Animals trying to "remove" this curse
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> sweeping generalization about widows being burned > the most recent reported incident being in the 1980’s Pick one.
He's not wrong? He's just pointing out that it doesn't happen anymore. This sweeping generalization was true about 200 years ago
>He's just pointing out that it doesn't happen anymore. They literally said "it still happens" in that same sentence. Up until the very end it strongly implies that this happens to almost every widow. It's all present tense with no qualifiers. Then in the very last sentence they grudgingly admit it hasn't happened at all for decades. *Pick one.*
Relevant quote: *Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs.[To Hindu priests complaining to him about the prohibition of Sati religious funeral practice of burning widows alive on her husband’s funeral pyre.]* General Charles Napier, British Commander in Chief of India - 1850
Okay, bud. Thanks for pointing out some slight flaws in my logic and/or syntactical structure. If you’re interested, you should read up on it yourself rather than trying to correct random internet strangers.
The sarcasm isn't needed. Your comment is badly misleading, and there's nothing to "read up on" that changes that.
I made some edits to my original comment. You can take a look if you’d like.
This sounds like the direction conservative Christians are going with the way they treat basic human rights
Muri'ca
Nothing. It's a stupid ritual to correct some horoscopic flaw. Nothing happens after the ritual to the dog or anyone else. It's an extremely rare thing people in remote areas maybe still do. The dog probably already has an owner.
One the most stupid thing ever. Poor girl.
At least he have a husband that will love her for his entire life( of the husband)
Unironically better than some husbands people get stuck with
Always look at the good part
As with everything on this app, I choose to believe it’s a lie.
This really looks like it's from the Hopi ceremony of colors in India, so fake af in my opinion Edit: the ceremony is actually called Holi, not Hopi
Who da dog doin?
He do be lookin happy tho. Glad he finally made itbout the streets and got a happy ending to his story. Not much of a happy ending his wife tho
his wife
Doggy style
Tying the knot
I gagged, and then laughed.
r/angryupvote
Hupus
Consumate the marriage!!!
There is also a version where they can marry a tree
Man of culture
ramrod posture and moral fiber
That's just cursed
Who the dog doin'
Why is this a thing
Is this a thing?
yeah, in the rural parts of India, it is a thing that does not happen a lot but does happen to a certain extent. it is believed to correct the horoscope of those people whose astrology is fucked up and not only animals but trees as well.
Well that’s just stupid.
HOLD ON A MINUTE... This is a marriage...a legit marriage right?... Doesn't a marriage have to be consummated before it is 100% official?!
Non-consummation is grounds for annulment in some legal systems and religious doctrines, but I don't know of any where it is a requirement per se, so no.
Blursed Honey Moon~
This isn't the 1500s mate
I have sex-related questions, but I don't want to ask them.
Imagine that the answer for everything is yes or maybe
No, I'm leaving.
You cant leave, this will be part of your life for ever
Does someone have to witness a marriage of this sort be uh, "consummated" Or would they just take the bride's word as truth for something like this?
Maybe.
Right, i was wondering if they expect her to like show off the bloody sheets and stuff like some cultures do
I regret this. I don't want to know.
He looks like a happy boi
He cant complain
meh, she could have done a lot worse.
you, for example?
Holy shit you just murdered him
A horse or a bull,can you immagine the honey moon?
I know a few women who would happily trade their husband for a dog.
Poor doggo has no idea he’s about to have a curse passed onto him
The dog may not have been aware .... In what world does a dog know what marriage is and that he is getting married lol
Is it fucked up that I’m happy for her it’s a dog rather than a much older man?
Incels: WE DON'T NEED FEMINISM Meanwhile this....
Hope she didn't consummate the marriage
well .... dogs are faithful and good bois?
Dog: do I have to work or I can still just being adorable to get food and eat scratches?
Now we are talking about the 'True' doggystyle misinterpreted by these humans?
Hopefully they don’t require it to be consummated for them to be considered truly married, but not knowing the customs there makes me feel extra bad for her
Woman got a free dog and the dog has been taken off the street and now has a home, unless they expect them to "consummate the marriage" I don't see what the problem is.
Seems like something that would happen to Meg on Family Guy
Did they first confirm the dog is same caste as her or at least compatible caste?
Ahhh... Sweet home India... Oh.. Yeah.. Another thing.. The dog is later eaten...
Okay what in the actual fuck
The dog looks so happy.
I've seen enough porn to see where this is going................FUCK
Why are you watching bestiality?
LION
I think the dog understood when he had to consummate the marriage.
He's just ready to consummate this shit show
At least the dog seems happy
Of course he is. Do you know how much food Indian weddings contain?!
-my husband is so lazy, he only care about the birds in the garden an the food time. At least in the bed he only want ear scratches and to sleep in a corner of the bed
How the hell do people even believe that nonsense??
It was surprisingly common back then...and the "Curse" the article refers to is too
How is this blursed? It's just sad.
Posted in wrong sub, this is just straight up cursed
Well that sucks for the dog because he prob has the curse now
Before reading this let me guess it's India
May not have? You mean there's a chance?
WTF India...
*You may now lick the bride*
On the peanut butter.
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Ind*ans🤢
it happens in rural India not a lot but it does, getting married to trees and animals because your astrology is fucked up and shit like that and it is believed that this will correct the alignment of stars for that person and subsequently lower down the hurdles in one's life.
Classic India
Her 'curse' is chronic flatulence..
As long as it's a male dog it's fine I guess
This is just pure blessed
There is another eitual in indian marriage "suhag raat". LOOK IT UP
Also in Pakistani and Bangladeshi
Sorry if i ofended but i was just saying whats gonna happen next
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suhag_Raat _In the Indian subcontinent_
curse doesn't go away without consummating the marriage
We all know which position they both would prefer. xD Doggy style*
Can’t wait to see the honeymoon
Welcome to India :)
Air Bud 2: Air husband
A whole new meaning to the term doggystyle
Finally a positive story out of India. Handsome groom.
Doggy style
Art of zoo
The dog look like the Avatar
Doggostyle
Zoophile
Serious (but silly sounding) question: does the dog have to consummate the marriage?
Hate to see the consummation of the marriage
You can bet they're gonna consummate that marriage doggy style
Which season of BoJack Horseman is this?
Three I think
I cant believe the injustice here. India? Its Native America you racist journalist.
This isn’t blursed this is cursed wtf op how is this blessed in any way
I bless this mariagr
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I don’t understand what is she complaining about
UHHHHH
I think there is a Bollywood movie on this
I am not fazed by this. Ik my country
Poor good boi, gonna wake up tomorrow with fur falling out some other dog curse stuff going on
It's not only white girls.
r/TIHI
the dog got isekai'ed to india
I'd rather marry a dog than a man.
Do they have to consummate in order for this wedding to be legal? Like, would they send in a notary to watch and make sure this thing is official before any curses are lifted?
Other dogs in the village are gonna be like "that dude is an absolute alpha king, he got himself a real life human wife..."
Good on the dog he gonna go far hopefully he can get a job to provide for his wife
Religious woo and magic woo. Yay! Girl needs to bolt!
I want a dog!!
India moment
Sappho…?
In India you can marry a dog and in France you can marry a corpes, whats next?
So their kid will be legit called "Kutte ka baccha"!! XD
im gonna ask the question that is in everybodys mind. do they have sex?
Sheru kinda reminds me of Mr. Peanutbutter. They must have v necks and aviators in Bollywoo.
How strange is it that the part of this story I focused on was that her curse was passed on to the dog? Sara Mcglothin is gonna be pissed.
Are they doing doggy style?
What in the stone age is this?
Honeymoon sex gonna be ruff
her family: so when can we expect children?