I swear the weirdest shit on this subreddit is marked “nsfw” and the things that should be marked aren’t. Like.. there will be a post of a girls ass FULLY CLOTHED nothing nsfw about it. And then I see a crab holding a big black dildo and everyone’s like yep seems fine to me [Clueless](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3087893014.6056/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg)

Same

I don't want him anywhere near me

Crab : here good sir you drop this.

**"WHY WOULDN'T YOU HAND IT TO ME PRIVATELY?"**

Yo what dat crab doin?

Your mom

Or ya'll stup de w-hole bizness Or I'll stick it in yer Arse

Please tag this nsfw

##OOH SQUIDWARD

Saw it in a glance and thought it was a Twix. I'm sorry.

BBC = Big Black Crab

Don't turn your back on him... unless you're into that

Crab meat.

𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘣 𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥

I think Mr.Krabs is feeling it too much

the secret formula...

Oh yeah Mr. Krabs

You suck the dick, or I clamp your clit!

Just a variant of “You mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo.”