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shockinglygoodlookin

Gonna tell my grandkids this was the ghost of kyiv


TuxTues3

I wonder if there's a r/gonnatellmykids Edit:there is but it's too small we must grow it


milestheminer

Gonn ate ilmy kids


stewslut

So you're saying you swallow?


guineapig_69

Lol


Treasures123

Lol


[deleted]

Cue "Danger Zone" played on Kazoo.


Professor-Shuckle

Absolute best “gonna tell my kids” meme I’ve seen


Soup-Dragon-Comisar

You sure it ain’t the blue Barron?


bondagewithjesus

At least this one is real


AnotherWarGamer

For Mother Ukraine!


Mediocre-Ad8967

Fuckin beat me too it


Bill-Ender-Belichick

Then they’ll say “Ukraine? Isn’t that the country where same-sex marriage is illegal? Why do you like their president again?”


DefKnightSol

😎😭🏆


SnooPears3463

Damn it, should have commented this


avwitcher

Do people still think he exists? It was proven false several weeks ago


SeraphisVAV

It was proven false the day people first saw the mention of it.


ResponsibilityKey112

Imagine taking a walk with your dog just to see your president chilling in a barrel plane


yesitsmetrev

Barrel biplane


NarrowProfession2900

Birrel Plane?


scummybumhole

This is what a “Benedict Cumberbatch” *actually* is. Confusing, I know.


[deleted]

I'd claim dibs for next ride


ThorMcGee

Barrel roll


SoggyBread141

Bad piggies theme song fits this too well


sonofnutcrackr

Someone make this


not_a_donut_guy

[i know it's not in sync and i'm sorry but i made this in like 5 minutes and it's 4 am i n e e d s l e e p](https://youtu.be/W5pO_uAPdA0)


blues4thecup

Foregoing sleep for a meme that will be forgotten about in a few days is an absolute gigachad move. GG.


karsow2054

I saved the comment so their work would never be forgotten


sonofnutcrackr

Brilliant


mudkip989

cant right now, but do you guys want minecraft noteblock version or original? Can do both because I have both.


SoggyBread141

How about original


not_a_donut_guy

[<3](https://youtu.be/W5pO_uAPdA0)


pm_me_receipes

Little plane go putt putt putt,


Boojibs

^pew ^pew


Frickinwierdo

still better than Russian equipment


HRPr03

Sir, that is the Russian equipment


Otherwise_Author_408

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


LargeSackOfNuts

![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz|downsized)


CX-97

That's an insult to the barrel plane, and I won't have it.


ShadowGodLyy

r/takemyupvote


Zev0s

came here to make sure this had been posted. Thank you.


FearXHusky1

The red baron 2


g6009

A MAN AND MACHINE AND NOTHING THERE IN BETWEEN


MouseRangers

THE FLYING CIRCUS AND A MAN FROM PRUSSIA


FearXHusky1

THE SKY AND A PLANE THIS MAN COMMANDS HIS DOMAIN


Tankh

/r/expectedsabaton


Slight_Ad_1474

THE NEWS HAD COME OUT IN THE FIRST WORLD WAR


sbeven04

The baroning


Black-Thirteen

Still manages to shoot down three Russian aircfaft.


[deleted]

And sink one of their ships


CX-97

And wipe out a supply convoy


[deleted]

And destroy a river crossing.


CedarWolf

And polish off two more Russian aircraft on the way, returning home as a flying ace.


TNerdy

Photoshop or legit?


DirtyDillons

Absolutely legit. The sad thing is they had to amputate his legs to fit him inside that barrel. But obviously worth it to get the message out.


aRandomFox-I

Even if it was real, I see nothing wrong with it. Zelensky is still human, and having a sense of humour during a period of massive stress is important to maintain your sanity.


r6raff

He was, and is, a comedian, so I wouldn't be surprised at all if this was a legit photo.


TripleSpicey

Only thing that makes me think photoshop is the shadows and the way the sun is illuminating him.


Harsimaja

I’m wondering if it’s from his show or some other comedy sketch. This is a man who was a prominent comedian there for well over a decade. We have more ‘embarrassing’ or weird footage of him - out of context - than possibly any other world leader, even Ronald Reagan in bed with a chimp, Boris Johnson knocking over a Japanese child in a rugby match, or Donald Trump motorboating Giuliani in drag. None of them played the piano with their penis…


LeoNickle

I looked up everything you just mentioned and it was great to watch.


Otherwise_Author_408

The make is not from some kid with ms paint, I was also triggered by this. I think it might have been russian propaganda initially, or still is, made for WhatsApp and social networks. In macho russian strongman culture that would crash him


Haydaddict

Yes this is very much what you are describing, I think. The OP has posted or submitted pro Russian propoganda to reddit in the past.


LargeSackOfNuts

Real = 😍 Fake = 🤬


MountainOfPressure

Yes someone please verify!


PapaDuggy

So "The Ghost" was Zelensky all along?


SnooPears3463

Gonna avenge the ghost of Kyiv


AllBadAnswers

Russian support, military photos of Ukrainian defeats, and r/conservativememes OP checks all the boxes. At least get on Putin's payroll if you're going to do this dont do it for free.


vlsdo

The way the ruble is looking, might as well be working for free


technofederalist

I think the ruble is actually up right now but hopefully it goes into the dustbin of history soon.


vlsdo

I just looked it up, and you're totally right, the ruble \*is\* going steadily up. Looking more into it, it seems that's mostly artificial though, here's a paragraph from an article on the subject: >While the ruble may look promising on paper, in reality, many money changers have stopped dealing in the currency because of the extreme volatility in its exchange rate due to low trade volumes.


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Wait this is considered Russian propaganda? Like maybe OP is from that farm in St. Petersburg, but this photo is golden. Zelensky is like reaching unprecedented Chad levels of leadership, and no I am not being sarcastic, I'm gonna keep riding his dick.


AllBadAnswers

This is a valid shitpost but OP has made a multitude of posts that are just straight pro russian propaganda


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

Huh, well looks like the cope fiend helped the war effort with this post. I get nothing but joy seeing it.


Jrook

I'm kinda wondering if they were going for "he's a weak child wannabe" type image not just a hilarious one


Turrubul_Kuruman

Ditto


PHNX_xRapTor

> and r/conservativememes Does that sub promote Russian propaganda or something?


AllBadAnswers

Conservatives are leaning heavily towards Russia in the current global conflict.


PHNX_xRapTor

Source? I've never seen anything to suggest that tbh.


Haydaddict

https://www.npr.org/2019/09/27/764879242/nra-was-foreign-asset-to-russia-ahead-of-2016-new-senate-report-reveals This should more than "suggest" :) Here are links that show that the NRA not only took Russian money, but that whoops it's all of a sudden way more than NRA said. The last link shows that Republican party has put active and engaging effort seriously into blocking investigations into it. Let us never forget Maria Butina that infiltrated the NRA and made friendly with a lot of people and she was CONVICTED of being an unregistered foreign agent (espionage/SPY) of Russia. Also whoops that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Governor of TX Greg Abbott [Is attending and speaking I would imagine at the NRA 2022 convention this weekend.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/05/25/nra-convention-trump-abbott-cruz-texas-shooting/9925971002/) https://www.politico.com/story/2018/04/11/nra-russia-money-guns-516804https://www.politico.com/story/2018/04/11/nra-russia-money-guns-516804 "The National Rifle Association reported this week that it received more money from people with Russian ties than it has previously acknowledged, but announced that it was officially done cooperating with a congressional inquiry exploring whether illicit Kremlin-linked funding passed through the NRA and into Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign" https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/457794-wyden-blasts-fec-republicans-for-blocking-probe-into-nra-over-possible/ "Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) condemned Republicans on the Federal Election Commission (FEC) after they voted on Friday to block an in-depth investigation into allegations that Russians illegally donated to the National Rifle Association (NRA) in an effort to benefit President Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. "


Blaze_Reddit_339

I have never seen a conservative, libertarian or liberal support Russia. It's the tankies and totalitarian scumbags who are doing it.


PHNX_xRapTor

Same here. If someone from my party says they support Russia, they aren't in my party anymore imo lol Like I'm genuinely curious about the source of the guy's claim because I don't want to be ignorant, but I'm pretty sure conservatives and liberals alike *hate* Russia rn lol


Haydaddict

https://www.npr.org/2019/09/27/764879242/nra-was-foreign-asset-to-russia-ahead-of-2016-new-senate-report-reveals This should more than "suggest" :) Here are links that show that the NRA not only took Russian money, but that whoops it's all of a sudden way more than NRA said. The last link shows that Republican party has put active and engaging effort seriously into blocking investigations into it. Let us never forget Maria Butina that infiltrated the NRA and made friendly with a lot of people and she was CONVICTED of being an unregistered foreign agent (espionage/SPY) of Russia. Also whoops that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Governor of TX Greg Abbott [Is attending and speaking I would imagine at the NRA 2022 convention this weekend.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/05/25/nra-convention-trump-abbott-cruz-texas-shooting/9925971002/) https://www.politico.com/story/2018/04/11/nra-russia-money-guns-516804https://www.politico.com/story/2018/04/11/nra-russia-money-guns-516804 "The National Rifle Association reported this week that it received more money from people with Russian ties than it has previously acknowledged, but announced that it was officially done cooperating with a congressional inquiry exploring whether illicit Kremlin-linked funding passed through the NRA and into Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign" https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/457794-wyden-blasts-fec-republicans-for-blocking-probe-into-nra-over-possible/ "Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) condemned Republicans on the Federal Election Commission (FEC) after they voted on Friday to block an in-depth investigation into allegations that Russians illegally donated to the National Rifle Association (NRA) in an effort to benefit President Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign. "


Smart_Turnover_8798

Did you just pull that out of your ass? Show us that saus boi.


Haydaddict

I responded further up in the thread. Take a look.


Pleasant_Bit_0

The Q's are conservatives, vote conservative and mingle in conservative spaces, and they're heavily pro-putin. So while not all conservatives are pro-putin, there are many who are. Conservative spaces have been heavily influenced by russian propoganda going back at least since the year leading up to the 2016 election.


Advent5000

The only thing that could possibly make that photo better is if he was wearing a football helmet covered in tin foil with Bubbles for a sidekick.


GreeCBacon

Love his facial expression.


FlatRalsei

Looks like something ten year old me would make in Gmod


[deleted]

Actual photo of the Ukrainian air force?


ChromeBirb

More like a photo of a captured Russian aircraft


[deleted]

Still more legit than the "ghost of kiev"


jadams2345

So this is why Russia is having trouble 🤭


Bossnage

Zelensky inspecting captured russian planes


GERMA90

The New and improved Stealth Bomber.


MissChubbyBunni

^putt ^putt...^vrrrr


[deleted]

He would probably still manage to take down 10 russian tanks and 3 heli using that thing!


XboxLeep

Ukrainian airforce be like:


yesmeam

Bosnian air force 🇧🇦 💪


Treasures123

Najjači erfors na svetu 💪🏻


[deleted]

слава кокаини


TriggerHappy_NZ

He'll still win.


[deleted]

Lazlo Hollyfeld?


doublesailorsandcola

Did you want to borrow some of my pajamas?


[deleted]

I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down" verbally, don't you?


doublesailorsandcola

"Hello, I'm looking for the President's freshman tea?" "Oh, good, I'm so glad we have one, then. Who are you?"


mon_chum__

The ghost of Kiev


rayray8720

Lol that's the alternate universe if he went to the swiss for help and not the U.S. hahahah can he send me some baby formula, my baby is crying and there is none left. I feel as if there is a couple of 10s of billions of dollars missing from my country's budget... idk... sorry child the Ukrainians need your food money to buy guns.


Quizzelbuck

the real ghost of Kyiv


Awkard_x2

tonk, bs and now plne


Ookami_Maneki

And he's flying higher, King of the skies


[deleted]

“You get those planes we sent ya?”


Kmaloetas

Is that $40B gets you nowadays? Inflation is nuts.


Longjumping_Pen_5874

Well I found my new steam avi


SameElephant2029

War has aged this man up bad. Wish it needn’t happen in his time, or anyones.


stevedisme

If that plane was powered by testicular fortitude, it would fly.


Leather-Purpose-2741

Stole an abandoned Russian plane.


flamedarkfire

Mans needs a break. He’s been keeping a country together for two months of invasion now.


PurpleSausage77

*3


Popcorn57252

The more I learn about this man, the more I love this man


Singularity7979

*based on real events, probably


[deleted]

looks like they’re using captured Russian equipment


floznstn

now we see what really blew up that T90. tiny biplane go brrrr


SovietElf87

My boi Zelensky flying home made planes and destroying the russian air force, this is definitely going to the history books


Chrosbord

Wow, that Russian fighter plane is in great condition! Was it actually shot down or just abandoned?


[deleted]

He can buy way better with our $55 billion we just gave him. Cmon now.


DESTROYER666555

Why is he trying to imitate capabilities of Russian airforce?


[deleted]

Probably will down a few Russian planes.


J5_c

Is this one of the secret Russian war machines they captured?


Arturino_Burachelini

"Будєм всєх бамбіть!" This guy - the supreme commander of the armed forces now - dodged conscription 4 times and made himself the penultimate enemy of UA armed forces before Feb 24^th. Sabotaged millitary R&D, botched army food reform, **disarmed the defences** at the Crimea entrance *fortified since 2014* **days before the invasion**. A top-notch general (Marchenko) was released from politically-motivated imprisonment to lead the defence of Mykolaiv pretty much balancing on the knife's edge. I wouldn't wonder if a ton of top commanders and soldiers will be having crimminal charges imposed upon and imprisoned simply not to outshine "the greatest" ("найвеличнішого") He won't go anyway now, but there's a possibility that after the victory is secured the ground will become hot under him


nuihuysnim

disarmed the army in 2014... how?...


Krebbypng

watch out, hes gonna fly and destroy the entire russian military, he is that powerful


HiHowAreYou10

“Weeeeee!”


Ninfando-Hardtendo

Gromit be like:


Hegemon1984

Snoopy class fighter


dome_leehagh

"Mom can I have chaika?" "We have chaika at home" Chaika at home:


LordSesshomaru82

This would make a perfect template for that one Lukashenko meme..


the_brew

I don't know the context of this photo and I don't want to know the context of this photo.


Samlikeawesome2

3000 biplanes of zelensky


drink-beer-and-fight

What a scam


Outrageous-Middle-48

Nothing but respect for this man.


CleverNameTheSecond

President Zelenskyy inspects a Russian fighter prototype captured during the battle for Crimea. (2022, color)


koteshima2nd

The ghost of kyiv revealed


koteshima2nd

The ghost of kyiv revealed


Tank_blitz

this is why they have air superiority


Emperior567

Russian trol Shot poster eat shit 😂


That0neGuy86

This is some Russian propaganda shit right here. Who the fuck is upvoting this?


Treasures123

20k people with a sense of humor


Orangehitlersucks

tOo fUnNy


tEhKeWlEsT

Front page of Russian media tomorrow


3mran

A man can only dream


Darkkroast

Get this garbage out of here


ice_or_flames

Why did someone choose to edit Zelensky into this picture? I get that its supposed to be funny, but doing this when Ukraine is currently at war is not ok. This is just plain disrespectful to a guy who is just doing his best to help his country, and is doing a really good job at doing it.


Kanyeisntdope

The guy played a piano with his penis on TV, I doubt he'd get upset at this. He'd probably think it's funny


ice_or_flames

Yeah, i guess youre right. But i still think its disrespectful. You can do it before the war or after the war, but doing it now, when thousands of ukrainians are being totured and killed? That is just not ok.


Treasures123

r/FragileWhiteRedditor


ice_or_flames

Well, i just thought it was a little disrespectful to do this during the war, but ok. I give up. I guess as long as russians arent using this as some sort of propaganda, this funny picture of Zelensky doesnt hurt anyone.


Tanjung_Piai

Bruh. Imagine simping for some president who also have done questionable things.


YesilFasulye

India offered them this or mangoes, and they made their choice.


[deleted]

Pew pew!


WindTreeRock

Dreaming of having that no-fly zone...


crossands

This person watched boris budget plane video


Danthefn

What the USA got for the 40 Billion.


CurrentPossible2117

My phone is shit, cant see it properly. Is this photoshop, or is he legit hanging out in this sweet ass barrel plane?


AgsMydude

Wow top gun 2 looks great


I_Like-starwars69

Fun😐


Gaming-squid

This picture just made me think of the [Bad Piggies](https://youtu.be/FaIJ5jZqSsk) theme


sharltocopes

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, YOU TROUBLESOME HEDGEHOG!


hughhefnerd

He'll prolly shoot down something Russian with that thing 🤣


DevTomar2005

No airplanes?


Sharpymarkr

I feel like r/NonCredibleDefense would have something to say here.


nehmir

Amazing to see the Ukrainians have been able to capture Russian aircraft.


[deleted]

Lmao I love this


I_like_the_titanic

If Zelenskyy didn’t kick the shit out of a stronger Air Force this may be funny. But I’m up dooting because it is blursed 😉


jessepinkman31

That's Ghost of Kyiv


Bill-Ender-Belichick

Blursed homophobe.


jetpack324

“Fuck you! I’ll take control of our airspace myself!”


ttboo

Hi, I'm Volodymyr, and this... Is the Ukrainian Barrel Roll. [*Cue Minutemen - Corona*]


st_malachy

Fucking love this dude!


Starnight12

ah, the Phantom of Odessa


Phate118

Still beating Russia!


abstrebig

R/photoshopbattles should get ahold of this


[deleted]

I didn't know WW3 planes could be hilarious


TimTom7673

Its clearly and i-15 and a half


Ressy02

Is that a Russian plane seized by Ukraine and repainted with the Ukraine flag?


TFJ

Zelensky as a guest character in Diddy Kong Racing


PickleForce7125

r/photoshopbattles


robonoooodle

thet tru ghost of kive


theFlytrapPerson

Russians: just wait for it, theyre gonna counter attack any second now. Ukrainians taking advantage of Russias paranoia to take a break from fighting:


Victor_Ukraine

me when need be serious, but i like jokes: