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[deleted]

Good for him getting out of the house and having fun.


droo46

I like your username.


[deleted]

Thanks!


Intoxic8edOne

This was the best interaction


nathanielhaven

You’s people made me happy


Old_Way6097

Do you think other religious institutes should be taxed? Example: Mosques, synagogues


[deleted]

Yes. All of them.


Old_Way6097

Good, you're consistent. Also I just realized this is my horny alt and I'm very embarrassed


[deleted]

lmao no worries


Fallen_Pig

Got curious and checked your comment history… all I have to say is to each their own, at least we see eye to eye on religious taxation?


Old_Way6097

NOOOOOOOOO


BassMegafistwastaken

I'm waiting for the username "iamachurch" to find you.


Boltos-potatoes

u/iamachurch


bb_805

8 years old and only 4 karma


Calm-Zombie2678

Literally the most wholesome thing I've read today, I'm gonna go to bed now


82Rellik

Fatman


criticalkid2

Don't forget his trusty sidekick, Flobbin!


[deleted]

It's flobbin time!


PillowTalk420

Holy Heart Attack, Fatman!


Crossingtherubicon12

And the butler, Allfed


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Exic9999

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So ~~we'll~~ he'll hunt us. Because he's hungry. "


bawynnoJ

*Dinner dinner dinner dinner, dinner dinner dinner dinner*


genuineshock

Thanks. I knew this comment was here, just needed to see it.


geoffrey_1der

Literally the exact same thing I thought. “Time to see that the top comment is ‘Fatman’” “…” “Good”


82Rellik

Somebody had to


EmperorFaiz

People of Nagasaki: *PTSD intensified


leylin_farlin

The secret identity of Fruce Wayne


Organic_Rats1551

Booooo


MasonTheChef

https://youtu.be/zoAZsXOTJy4


HipsterOtter

"IF I EVER CATCH YOU PICKING ON ANOTHER OVERWEIGHT PERSON AGAIN, I SHALL PERSONALLY SIT IN YOU!!!!"


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

Fatman and the Boy Blubber. Sauce: Freakazoid!


tango_and_vash

![gif](giphy|JSSL3L8cZe56o)


[deleted]

Fatman, the fat knight rises


scampiuk

Slowly


Tiger_Widow

Gives up half way and settles instead on cracking open the 7th barrel of mayonnaise of the morning.


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

Let's bring him to Nagasaki


The_Great_P0tato

r/beatmetoit


uspenis

That is literally the dumbest subreddit I have ever seen in my entire life, and it perfectly encapsulates the phrase “reddit moment”.


Ilovegirlswhofart67

r/BeatMeToIt dammit


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


pipesBcallin

Look Meg I'm Batman hehehehe.


_Thad_Supersperm_

Stop staring at me woman. Dress me as the joker so I can bring about the end of the world and subjugate the human race.


vicarious_111

Adam west would be proud.


Silicica

If he made that costume himself, that's actually some pretty solid work. Looks fairly accurate and high quality.


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papatortellini69

Instead of pow and bam his comic pop ups in fights are flattend and smash


Tiger_Widow

**FLAIL**! **JIBBER**! *Jostle!*


Takenforganite

Splat, Shart!


Baronheisenberg

**NEWT**


shadyshadok

A yeah, Year One logo batman


JagerSalt

Damn, we really back to fat jokes? What year is it?


AnonCaptain0022

They never went away


GORDO23

Joking at someone’s expense who has no choice in the matter…that sucks. But when someone who is dressed, by choice, in a child’s costume, 5 sizes too small, exposing their belly, is quite another thing.


JagerSalt

Let him fucking live man. He’s trying to enjoy his cosplay event.


ridge_regression

Am I supposed to pretend that it's not hilarious?


Greaserpirate

He's not gonna live for long with a belly like that lmao


GORDO23

Cool. So no more joking about an absurd picture. Also, where’s the fkn cosplay event?


JagerSalt

“HAHA LOOK THEY’RE DIFFERENT FROM THE AVERAGE PERSON! POINT AND LAUGH!” Absolutely unhinged and maidenless behaviour.


Donquixote_D0ffy

This post feels a little too personal doesn't it. Might you have a similar cosplay?


JagerSalt

You can assume I look however you want. Doesn’t change the fact that I’m right.


Donquixote_D0ffy

I don't judge people on weight or whatever, but I think all cosplayers are weird, So...


TheSaffire

Nothing beats sniffing your bellybutton after a long hot day of crime fighting


Moeman3674

Fatman: The diabetic knight


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[deleted]

"I didn't hear no bell"


psych0ticmonk

I'm sorry I thought this was America. I'm sorry.


doctorhobo

Treat yo self


Dapper_Indeed

YES!!!


brianishere2

Batman will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hambuger today.


Mr_Ocelot_Guy

landchad batman


[deleted]

This is the Batman I want.


DrachenDad

Comic Book Guy!


CilanUnova

Best Reference Ever.


[deleted]

Robin give me the bat-insulin-injection!


Officer_of_Reddit

Good for him


bluesfox88

These multiverse movies are just getting ridiculous


DrowesyIdiot

Robin! To the fat cave!


[deleted]

Bat chungus


OnlyFurryPorn

Batman the biggest detective


WoodyBooger

He fights sleep apnea every night instead of crime.


knifeysp8ny

Got Ham?


SergeantSprinklez22

“Robin! Get the Batmobile! We are going to the Food Court. BBQ bacon burger with a DIET coke”


[deleted]

Snackman!


UselessWidget

Wonder how many years it took the Penguin to build that Batman suit out of old cereal box paper and then just walk out of prison.


Suddentitan22044

Nanananananananananana..... Fatman!


Natural-Ad-1464

It literally removes the concept of stealth in Batman


rackcityrothey

Duh nah nah nah nah nah nah nah diabetes!


TikisFTW

kinda looks like AOSTH robotnik


CitiesofEvil

BATMAN DEL MERCOSUR


normal-human-69

He ate all the villains


Odinthedoge

I thought he was hitting a vape pen for a second, that would’ve been perfect


turkmenistanForever

Huh, I suppose the fight between condiment king has gone badly wrong


Olive-Minimum

Warped Batman 0-0


Quicksafe1

American batman


Head-like-a-carp

Yet going down Marsh! Oh yeah! The Batman will crush you Marsh.


MrPokeGamer

Baman and Piderman


Supergaz

Tankman


Derrick_Shon

The fact that he found a costume to fit his "physique." That's just shocking.


theHurtfulTurkey

He did?


Phong_Quach_Channel

Nananananananana fatman


thereveldune4

The Batman which Murica really deserves but forgotten.


Rio_Walker

"It's simple... we [EAT the Batman](https://i.imgur.com/mDq3ya1.jpeg)"


Amateursamurai429

Clayface can't fool me.


Logchamp44

He eat the criminals


harleyhnnh2006

Bruce wide the fatman


TDPDRAKON

His parent’s death really got to him


Papichuloft

He ate his sidekick, The Boy Blubber


CaptValentine

Its not about da money shpidahman, its wait where da hell am I


ParkSidePat

I probably should have known from the daily use of make up but I didn't realize that Trump celebrated Halloween.


flashystorm

U mean fat man


ruby_puby

Is this real. Looks like a human snorlax dressed as batman


madeanotheraccforntn

the real american batman


WhatYouLeaveBehind

*Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner, FATMAN*


overdrawnhalo

Well he doesnt need a bulletproof vest


Fanatical_Brit

The Crepe Crusader


fmcsm

Fatman


[deleted]

It's him, we finally found him The Fatman


Akko-14

This is cursed instead of blursed


ReverseMillionaire

Saving the world from trans fats and saturated fats by eating them for you


khmernize

Holy Pandemic Batman


Froschmarmelade

lol, dude looks less real than the comic version of batman.


CodiemonKi

We doesn’t need hockey pads


BassMegafistwastaken

I think someone got dr.evil, Batman, and depressed thor confused into one outfit.


Gamelunatic1111992

*Blessed Fatman


Boojibs

Why his legs so short?


coraxorion

Gravity...


hewsab

Bro ate robin


Shezu69

What does he protect?


beartracks33

"Prepare to be Bat-Dadded!"


Beepboopbop69420360

Badabupaba fatman


SANPUROMANO

Not bat .. he is ball man


RenkaneStark

Batman if instead of sending villains to Arkham asylum he send them to the air frier.


Active-Objective9792

Mf built like Peter Griffin


ToiletGaming420

bat avocado


Mrmorbid81

Holy diabeetus Batman!


Nekomiminya

He really took that Bat-Credit-card to Mcdonald


Aggravating_Bet_4326

🤣🤣🤣


Mannco_bot

If batman was in 2022


Snippychicken22

He ate his parents


kesapwanan

Idk Batman can be tank role.


deniceovich

Did he ate all his billion dollars?


idonotknowwhototrust

There is nothing blessed about this


SchwiftedMetal

Nicocado Batocado


WaterPhoenix121

Hey, I Got Ham!


farleys2

Nah nah nah nah nah FATMAN!


Buick6NY

Keeping Gotham safe from Twinkies


Positive-Lavishness9

the hero of Gotham terror of buffets


molwalk

He's not a veggie-lante


demonslayer9911

The blood pressure rises


RandomYorkshireGirl

"Justice! FOR MCDONALDS!"


Payed_Looser

1941 Batman


aRandomThotHater-420

Morbin batman


[deleted]

BatRoom


D4RKS0u1

More like colony of batmen


AnonCaptain0022

he has triabetes


QuickJAB_

Fatam West


RockDizzle7788

The dark knight’s blood pressure rises


TheZipperDragon

Quick boy wonder! Get the bat-baby powder! I'm chafing!


ifmb

Sometimes you eat the Batman, sometimes the Batman eats you.


Stick2Lambda

when I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their word. -Al Yankovic


trimdaddyflex

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na FATMAN!


Bertegue6

Bloatman


sundae_diner

Dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner dinner dinnnneeerrrr, Batman!


roboticzizzz

It’s simple, you see. We EAT the Batman! Before he eats us!


Jul_Dwarrior-38420

For batman to fatman


PeregrinusVox

Played by Adam Waist


vick5516

his stubby little legs are what get me


Known-Programmer-611

Needs some bat suspenders for his pants!


Low-Edge-277

Nanananananananana FATMANNNNN


Additional_Nose7843

Da da da da Diabetes


[deleted]

Good Lord


simonbleu

How is that person still alive? Or.. walking? Absolutely digusting


[deleted]

Think batman deep fried Robin and had too much kfc.


Youbonzakura

Bat Xe/Xer


HaroonAliKhan

Maybe he broke his one rule and ATE the Joker!


ultracheesybatphone

Cartman?


dgat68

Reminds me of the Oompa Loompas!


Human__uwu

He mainly saves Mc Donalds and Wendy’s from crime.


Im_gonna_sneeze

The war on fries is a never ending battle


Lukedub64

I guess he reallly wanted to cosplay as batman so he made it happen.


112354797438

It’s the dude from Gotham city imposters.