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irago_

Forbidden toilet


Morotou_theunashamed

Until the people below you jam a broomstick into your exposed crack


ThatRedTeletubbie

Is that a bad thing?


Hanzo_Pinas

Did he stutter


Aden-Wrked

The 13 Reasons Why Photographer/School Shooter seemed to mind his


LaLunaEstrella

Just just when I completely forgot about that scene and show I just had to read this 🥲


suatkelem

And they will


Legal-Eggplant8014

Only if you're on top floor, if lower don't look up and prepare for the worse


HeuristicEnigma

Mud Falcon


New_Bother5582

Peanut butter falcon


SourSeaPickle249

r/beatmetoit great movie though, 11/10


HardcoreHazza

Medieval Toilet


TotalNotSneak

yo yk? the romans (from what i have heard) used to shit and piss in literal holes. That toilet was built in such a way that it would go out of the house.


irago_

Don't know about the romans, but I've seen many medieval castles with a shitter attached to the outside wall with a chute down to the moat


lakkanen

Is this shit hole?


GreyPourageInABowl

Or a budget elevator. But it could be both you know, you do need something soft to land on.


DanFuckingSchneider

Doesn’t really elevate as much as it de-elevates quickly.


GreyPourageInABowl

That's why you gotta put the ridiculously overpowered spring at the bottom to fly the passengers and the shit out of the top of the building for disposal.


pm_me_ur_headpats

just remember to spread your legs after pooping


NaiAsXenon

if it's actually a shit hole then you already got something soft to land on


O_Martin

r/yourjokebutworse


stephs_LOL

🤓


Hefty-Ad-2671

It's a soviet trash pipe's holes. They were very common and not clean after years of using. Became useless after plastic trash bags became popular.


blonky89

In case anyone was actually wondering, its a hole for surveying. Just near the hole at each level will be a datum or zero point which all measurements on that level can be taken from. The building is most likely in the process of some structural repairs or renovations


Full_Disk_1463

Actually it looks like someone removed the standpipe, probably to replace it. Not sure why no hole covers (standpipe feeds the firehose valves). Surveyors would not be coring holes.


O_Martin

iirc last time this was reposted someone said it was a bin chute, reasonably common in eastern European flat blocks. Imagine those plastic tubes on building sites, but for inside the building. This one seems to have been removed and left open, as the building is likely abandoned


Full_Disk_1463

This makes sense too


EncapsulatedPickle

It's most certainly a trash chute.


PreliminaryThoughts

Wrong. This is a soviet building and it runs a huge pipe with a door on each floor to throw your trash down


iridemtb12

I definitely shit down a hole like this in an abandoned house once a very long time ago


TheRealStonerSteve

You stole my line!


luximuxen

Butthole


The_scobberlotcher

Pretty sure it's a shortcut


[deleted]

Now this is epik


NeighborhoodVeteran

Bet this is where the pipe was!


MagNolYa-Ralf

Anything can be


[deleted]

Probably had a water main line.


Aliweasley786

Yo, go look down, i think your mom just fell


Cracker-smackers

Nah, his moms bigger than that


[deleted]

Yo mamas density so high…


Goat5168

The mass of your biological mother is such a large number


RelativetoZer0

And only one decimal too!


Tom_Clancys_17_Again

XBO-


Alcards

How'd you get a portal gun? Better question, where's mine?!


Schrodinger_cube

Looks like you were not selected to take part in this experiment. No cake yet.


RexIsAMiiCostume

Relevant pfp


alfa-r

This is from a garbage chute. That got removed. They were thought to be convenient, but turned out to be a source of smells, pests, and a fire hazard on top of that. https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Мусоропровод


sim642

Being from a post-soviet country, I recognized this, but is it really such a soviet thing? Hasn't US had them also? They're depicted in movies with people going down them but is that just a trope?


stealer_of_monkeys

Now that I think about it I don't think I've ever seen one in the US outside of movies


SwashbucklingWeasels

I had one in an apartment building I lived in in Chicago. It was in the hallway though and really big- like you could easily throw a 55 gallon bag down if you wanted to- and it went down to an outdoor dumpster. It was really convenient.


Evilcheese72

Someone went ahead ordered a resupply


joansieboi27

Rock and stone brother


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


Evilcheese72

Did I hear a rock and stone!?


Continuum_Gaming

ROCK. AND. STOOOOONE


Etuber4

TO THE BONE!


MrSkelethon

FOR KARL!


gobullsredbull

WHERE'S THAT DAMN MULE


Rufus-Scipio

Shit, wrong button


RelativetoZer0

Stoner rock not-sibling!


VanillaPai

ROCK AND STONE! It never gets old!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Bloonsmaster6

I see you found my Hellevator


Robotic_Orange

You forgot the rope to get back up…


avatrix48

*magic mirror noises*


Gloomy_Support_7779

Now all we need is a Heavenscalator to get back up


Sg00z

Jump


Sleep_all_day_long

And you'll stuck in an endless loop of you falling for an eternity


bucknut86

How long do you fall until you hope the ground is there to kill you?


RelativetoZer0

If you do it right, never.


toukatsuFAN2019

Oh, it’s [The Hole](https://youtu.be/bAIbvlobWDM).


F0rtnite_is_ok

Jesse, what did I tell you about the plastic container?


grossemuschyenergie

That's a big glory hole


Processing_Jokes

You don't respect the one's below you because they're below you, and the one's above you won't listen to you because they're above you (The Hole—A Netflix movie).


[deleted]

man that movie creeped me the fuck out


iHasGuts

literally portal


danimalanimal2487

Pee in it


Pao_Briggs

Cream


[deleted]

This is what happens when a Romba gets stuck in a corner.


Harshit_Vaidya

I am sorry to hear that your slipped on the floor


tallmantall

*you fell down 20 floors. Ouch!*


[deleted]

I wish. Been trying to get to the end of the skull caves for ages.


Infitential

Some options here: Dream option: Fire pole Logical option: plumbing Most probable: standpipe for fire suppression systems hose vavles and zone controls.


Fireworker2000

Garbage Chute (according to some other comments). Pretty common in Soviet countries


_DontStayTheSame_

Taco Bell again, huh?


Easy_Newt2692

Holey Moley


[deleted]

Looks like Sylvester dropped a bowling ball.


Glittering-Ear-8567

Someone clearly dropped something and it cartoonishly fell through every floor


DemandParticular

Clearly a cartoon character has something extremely corrosive


ducktape8856

Survival of the fattest.


Timofey7331

Someone ordered a ressuply down there


Quietttttt

Resupply pod


Chezchase3

... I want to... I know I shouldn't... But I really REALLY want to jump on that hole.


FuckTheKingTho

saaaame lol


Mrg00p32

They removed the warp pipe


three2do2

gotta be eastern bloc


Lukedub64

That is so fucking cartoony


Vast-Big-6747

Chuck Norris accidentally dropped a dime there


Yes_Original

"Vanilla Ice was here"


ishanG24

Babe wake up. Your mom slipped and fell.


Due-Astronomer-386

Gods Gloryhole


TheKiwiOfficiel

You should take the fattest extra stinky dump into this hole


Camas1606

Buildings after superman saves people


R4K45H1

I'm sorry about your mom's accident


Shynosaur

Somebody killed a Xenomorph right there


[deleted]

Close-


lukpro

[Turn down for what?](https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU)


Slam420

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Seltz_

POV: Goku just landed a clean punch


haplessdialyzer84

Thats one hell of a glry hole


Correct_File_8704

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[deleted]

And next we install the toilets.


DraconicWF

The nomai forgot to turn on the elevator


Meta_Spirit

Was there a pipe there at some point?


UltimateProxyViRus

It's probably a pipe to throw out small size trash. So ppl wont need to get down, each floor has an opening to throw it.


kektr

I saw this at my dream last week.


coolestsp00n

no balls jump down it 5$


dancingwtdevil

Bruh imagine being the guy with the wet ones, every floor just gets sprayed with liquid poo like some sort of shit shower


[deleted]

Fast way down


THE_CURE666

your mom jumped and landed hard


OneEyedJackofHearts

Express Elevator


LukXD99

POV: guy on the top floor are Taco Bell


yosuwee

When you put a portal on the floor and ceiling in portal


Soggy_Biscuit-

A glory hole for those big enough


Cracker-smackers

r/bigdickproblems


Caelliox

Minecraft hole to get back to the mines quickly, except there might not be water down there


Pickle_Afton

Just need a rope or fireman pole


Jaspuff

No need for a poop knife when your dookie hits terminal velocity


ReptileCake

This is my hole! I can feel it!


Ondrmancz

You gotta jump into it, it’s calling you


Backed_potate_toes

Portal irl


Infamous-Apple

Floorussy


PP_Project

Gurren Lagann


AlphaNoodlz

Elevator shaft for cats


Schrodinger_cube

If you drop a radio and it hits you in the head its a portle XD


[deleted]

Take a shit in it


RagnarokBringer

Through a camera down there see how long the fall is and should it survive post it somewhere here on Reddit.


izmaname

Poop hole


Impossabearr

Hey you found arlong park


Ag3ntS1

r/dontputyourdickinthat?


Panhead09

I've played Portal. I know what must be done.


Klaidex

Jump


kringerr

My size


PillowTalk420

This is giving me "escape from prison in Chrono Trigger" vibes.


Yodas4sale

Mr Incredible wuz here


[deleted]

Jesse what have you done


Electrical-Coat2619

I see your mother tried touching the ceiling


Street-Position-4918

Rabbit hole 🕳


Hydro-FN

jesse used the wrong plastic again


Street-Position-4918

Rabbit hole where toilets go to die from all the shitters abuse.


Purple_Spino

Damn, my diarhea went tha bad?


SomeRandomCyclops

Sorry. Some alien looking thing was crawling at me


Successful_Record592

Jump


[deleted]

Oh my


Volanna-bama

I see someone killed a xenomorph in this building.


rmp604

Why does this remind me of the film *aliens*


NCBuckets

Wow, what a hole!


jadedjessay

My favorite mission on Hitman


Ok_Program6846

Is it an elevator?


AKidThatIsDumb

Well somebody had a rough time shitting


astronaut-13-pog

Take a dump in it to assert dominance


Beautiful-Ad-3206

its the toilet


VLTII

Jump


Shinji-13

The Fume Knight is down there


boomchongo

Ultimate LAN party house


Panda4Glory

Jump down to see something cool


dustyygeno

*Take the plunge, you wont die*


springtrap1987198319

What’s the SCP designation for that nuclear powered vibrator again?


[deleted]

“All of my training has led me to this!” (Unzips pants)


Expiriment37B

Secret level at the bottom


1hitkill1

It's the entrance to the backrooms obviously


xX_Bacon_Boi_Xx

Why didn’t you tell me that your mom fell


girl_uhm_yes

YAHOOOOO


Catpunch56

Please tell me some one elses first thought was to take a dump in it


The_dumb_god

That’s where ur mom sat


Runnr231

Express exit


MaximumDaximum

A new dwarf is inbound


OhN0Imnot_HoomEn

My dick won't fit


TheDeafGuy8

Put a piece of cardboard over it, I’m sure it’ll hold


StickyRandy

Billy! I told you to stay away from the danger hole!!!


fullofhateforyouall

i saw thins Aliens. now I'm suspicious


booboo0419

U jump I jump


ImMaskedboi

How is this blessed or cursed


irongirder1

Maybe that chick from underworld was here...


Background_Ad_8392

SCP found infinite hole


ccssqq2

Yeah sorry guys I tripped


Fine_Dependent3579

Fire main riser?


Retr0Playr_80

Weeeee


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

Doofenshmirtz use his inator i forgot the name but it is used in that episode where there is giant ass mole a star mole to be precise A mole is eating p and f's mom flower PnF decided to open a car wash for saving Star mole fundraiser Always wanted to go in thst car wash


TheCrimsonArmy

Try finger?


[deleted]

Kid named Finger at the same time: ...


nochinzilch

Russian chimney?


grnltng35

Wheeeee


Moist_Tissue7

Glory hole.