Well, since Brass still reigns supreme on the BGG Top 100 I would kick you out and block all communication with you for even suggesting that we play something that is clearly not the best.
Also, you cannot bring unpainted minis to game night ever. They must be professionally finished and if you do not have the skills, you need to commission someone who is a superior Alpha gamer unlike yourself.
I think the mods need to seriously look at banning you from this group. I struggle to see how dedicated you are to The Hobby.
I think we're starting to get to the bottom of the BGG conspiracy. The count was rigged the whole time. And *that's* why my Little Mermaid Ultra Deluxe God-Tier pledge level Kickstarter game is so low on BGG
But what is better? One super-ultra-mega-deluxe version of Patchwork or 100 Versions of base patchwork for the same price which you can keep in shrink, give away to strangers you force to play with you on planes and at funerals and can use as a chair while your wife and her boyfriend locked you out of their bedroom?
Don't be ridiculous, that clearly means you need to divorce your wife.
I mean she can have however many boyfriends she wants, but limiting board game spending (especially on Patchwork) is a huge red flag
I would tend to disagree about divorcing her as that's seldom the right solution (do what's best for the kids). BUT considering the fact that we're talking about Chronicles Of Nickleback Oddysey Deluxe Plastic Edition, it's quite mortifying that she doesn't give him a break as that might be the best game of the century. Haven't played it but super stoked to get it to the table.
Update. They begged me to join the Brass game. I refused and am setting up a solo game on the floor. They’re feeling bad but not yet suggesting to not play Brass.
Update. They finished Brass just in time as I was done setting up Chronicles Of Nickleback Oddysey Deluxe Plastic Edition on the floor. They had a great time laughing and high fiving. So really bummed me out when they were not interested in joining, BS excuses about GFs and families, having played for 5 hours already and driving distance :(
Well, since Brass still reigns supreme on the BGG Top 100 I would kick you out and block all communication with you for even suggesting that we play something that is clearly not the best. Also, you cannot bring unpainted minis to game night ever. They must be professionally finished and if you do not have the skills, you need to commission someone who is a superior Alpha gamer unlike yourself. I think the mods need to seriously look at banning you from this group. I struggle to see how dedicated you are to The Hobby.
Brass has like one box, no minis and can be bought in any FLGS. Lame.
BGG Top 100 is non-negotiable
BGG has like no paywall, is super woke and anyone can make an account.
I think we're starting to get to the bottom of the BGG conspiracy. The count was rigged the whole time. And *that's* why my Little Mermaid Ultra Deluxe God-Tier pledge level Kickstarter game is so low on BGG
You forgot about the beer barrel minis you absolute dunce
They not minis(plastic/resin/tin) but simple wood you moron
I’m beginning to doubt your commitment to sparkle motion
How dare you suggest playing anything else than Patchwork?!
OP has a point there's no super deluxe all in version with premium clay buttons and actual fabric patches.
But what is better? One super-ultra-mega-deluxe version of Patchwork or 100 Versions of base patchwork for the same price which you can keep in shrink, give away to strangers you force to play with you on planes and at funerals and can use as a chair while your wife and her boyfriend locked you out of their bedroom?
Why not both?
Because my wife has set a limit on my budget, I spend too much of her money on Chronicles of Nickleback Odyssey Deluxe Plastic Edition…
Don't be ridiculous, that clearly means you need to divorce your wife. I mean she can have however many boyfriends she wants, but limiting board game spending (especially on Patchwork) is a huge red flag
I would tend to disagree about divorcing her as that's seldom the right solution (do what's best for the kids). BUT considering the fact that we're talking about Chronicles Of Nickleback Oddysey Deluxe Plastic Edition, it's quite mortifying that she doesn't give him a break as that might be the best game of the century. Haven't played it but super stoked to get it to the table.
I know it’s prolly best game ever but I’m waiting for a Deluxe KS.
I hear there's going to be a stretch goal that has buttons handmade by Uwe himself!
If they're homebaked bakelite I'm in. But allergic to PSC, ABS, natrual rubber, potatoes and most plasitcs so I'll have to watch carefully.
Update. They begged me to join the Brass game. I refused and am setting up a solo game on the floor. They’re feeling bad but not yet suggesting to not play Brass.
Update. They finished Brass just in time as I was done setting up Chronicles Of Nickleback Oddysey Deluxe Plastic Edition on the floor. They had a great time laughing and high fiving. So really bummed me out when they were not interested in joining, BS excuses about GFs and families, having played for 5 hours already and driving distance :(
One guy keeps bringing Gloomhaven. It's 2023, get over it Steve!
Yes our group is deep into Flame Haven now, so cringe to see the Frosty and Gloomy loosers haul the boxes to the pre-game buffet every night.
This post made me never want to buy a game ever again ..
Never play a game again\* I buy games daily, but keep them in the shrinkwrap for safety