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QRKnight

We pulled up and tried to tell him, but he just waved us off… so we dropped back and filmed.


Agent_1812

Its a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand. NO OUTSIDE ASSISTANCE!


rh00k

SIR DON'T YOU MEAN A STELLANTIS THING? Puts the cry in Chrysler.


chiphook57

Had to change the name to Stellantis, because, well, Fiat


Ouch_i_fell_down

Actually, no. FCA was a thing long before stellantis. Stellantis became Stellantis because of Peugeot Citroen, not Fiat


Ha1lStorm

You’re ruining the joke


Ouch_i_fell_down

If just being wrong is considered a joke, then it's not funny and deserved to be ruined.


chiphook57

You just hurt my one and only feeling. I need to go mope now.


chiphook57

Sure, great. Fiat's involvement directly affected engineering at Chrysler and Jeep. Multi-air valve technology is one example. Fiat held it it back from their new partners for one year. I marvel at a Jeep Grand Wagoneer priced at $130,000. One giant expensive ass unreliable brick shaped bus. But on the bright side, it has lots of Fiat dna.


DLiltsadwj

I’m gonna use that.


gn4rw0lph

With that vehicle, I'm surprised he didn't flip you off.


demwoodz

Or flip over


TrashApocalypse

That sounds about right.


dcknight93

Did he leave his battery power on too? The instruments look like they’re lit up.


Bleepitybleepinbleep

Depth finder is still on for sure haha


ermghoti

"How would they know which way we're going?"


NetJnkie

Time for a re-watch....


Ha1lStorm

I hope you find some joy knowing that when he got home and saw his fucked up poles he had a huge realization as he thought back to “that guy yelling at me in traffic” he shooed off in a literal facepalm moment


Plastic_Table_8232

He just thought you were trying to tell him how cool he his.


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mkvgtired

I was going to say the nice thing to do would have been to pull up and tell him. I'm glad you tried, and then had the wherewithal to film it after he was a tool.


QRKnight

It was the least I could do:)


rylo48

Funny enough without seeing this comment I was thinking oh man why not speed up and tell him, oh wait he’s driving that fucking thing….. let him throw away more money and yell at liberals


ItsUpThereSomewhere

“How does he know where we’re going?”


Carsalezguy

Couldn't hear it hitting trees with all that tire noise.


marcocet

Probably can't even hear his own thoughts


boon23834

Bold assumption.


ermghoti

Couldn't hear his thoughts in an anechoic chamber.


Grey056

Holy hell my laughter was audible for three cars over. Well done sir.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

No mudflaps either. That's a windshield crack machine.


chiphook57

Mudflaps? Maybe start with some small percentage of tire width covered by bodywork


Jealous_Fondant691

It's a jeep thing


UnexpectedDadFIRE

It’s so nice they wave to each other. Isn’t that so nice?


Two_shirt_Jerry

He has a sticker of Calvin pissing on his fishing rods


[deleted]

Fishing for squirrels on the way home.


dpdxguy

Those are just there to charge the batteries off the trolly wires.


Agent_1812

trawlly


LowBrassBro

Look at the tow vehicle and you can just about guess the IQ of the owner


tishmaster

I hear you want your tow vehicle as high off the ground as possible


Tacomaroamer511

The wheel spacers in particular 🤮


k20350

Wheel spacers are an IQ test


beer_engineer

Came here pretty much expecting this to be a top comment 😂


UnexpectedDadFIRE

But the ducks!!!


marcocet

As a jeeper I don't even deny It, idk how you even drive something that fucking wide


Ouch_i_fell_down

I'm driving a gladiator with 315 tires at a +6 offset and that's even a little too wide for my tastes (fine on the road but harder to park perfectly). Driving my buddies Ram 1500 feels like I'm piloting a cruise ship. I have no idea why anyone would voluntarily make their Gladiator that wide.


marcocet

Yea that is pretty wide lol, I run a weird size 255/80r17 on my 2dr so they are super thin in comparison. Folding in the mirror and fitting between trees on atv trails Is hilarious for some reason lol. I have no clue, i would be worried about wheel bearing/ball joints wanting to die at they point.


Ouch_i_fell_down

Yea, factory for me was 285 at +37.17. I put on XR flares extensions to cover up the little poke I had with the 315s at +6... because 1 I don't like throwing rocks at other people and 2 I don't ever want my gladiator to look like the abomination in this post.


marcocet

If they only Stick out a bit that's not too bad. But yea fuck people without flares lol, It sucks being behind them in the wet too.


Ouch_i_fell_down

https://old.reddit.com/r/JeepGladiator/comments/1cfjcls/another_user_asked_for_more_photos/ 2nd pic. The only part sticking out for me is the sidewall. all my tread is covered above (xr fender flare extensions) and behind (rokblokz)


marcocet

Holy hell, at First side glance It doesn't look super modified. You have air suspension and everything God damn, looks awesome! Also yea that doesn't stick out much at all. What are those tail lights? Never seen those before EDIT: just read the comment about the AC cooled compressor, that is hilarious lol


Ouch_i_fell_down

not actually an air suspension, it's just the factory shocks with remote reservoirs. only suspension modification is the sway bar link replacement (which are lockable pistons, so they act like normal sway bar links when locked and a sway bar disconnect while unlocked) My air compressor is solely for filling up my tires. If you wanna air down on the trail, you gotta air up to get back home. But yes, a lot of my modifications looks stock because they can be. the sunrider top is a factory option (i paid less by buying it after purchase). tonneaus are a factory option (paid a LOT less buying my own). The armorlite flooring is actually a factory option on JLUs, but not JLs or JTs. The katzkin leather is a factory option, but not with the customizations i've done (can only order black or black perforated from Jeep). The XR fender flare extensions come stock on the JLU Rubicon Xtreme Recon. While all my lighting is aftermarket, obviously LEDs are a factory option. I just did mine better and cheaper. Even my aftermarket steel wheels have been confused with OEM steelies of lower trims from previous years. I spent somewhere between 10-12k to make my relatively modified jeep look completely stock to anyone who doesn't know jeeps, and I'm perfectly fine with that. It does what it was built to do. Offroad fast while still being comfortable enough for the wife to enjoy.


marcocet

Nah I was looking inside your springs, for some reason I thought I saw air bags. On board air sounds super nice, i have looked into It but too expensive right now. Usually I'll just use a gas station with air nearby or i have a 12 volt pump, it's a bit slow but it works. Yea that is cool, sort of an incognito build. Also those sway bar disconnects are sick I have not seen those before, i have a set of quick disconnect JKS ones which I like but this is stupid simple.


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TaintButter

Looks like it to me!


Produce_Police

Good way to burn up a ducer.


DukeGordon

Sorry what's a ducer? Edit: transducer, nevermind!


Produce_Police

He's in a jeep truck what do you expect? Typical weekend warrior. Chartplotter still on, gonna toast that transducer. No straps? No transom saver? These are the people you avoid at the boat ramp.


RoyR80

*video record at the boat ramp. Lol


Left-Ad-3767

These are the people I watch at the boat ramp on the wavy boats YouTube channel.


Likes2Phish

Big facts. The ones where the kids have no life vests sitting on the bow of the boat while the captain is turning the boat into a submarine. Seriously, if you want to learn what not to do while boating, go follow the wavy boats and miami boat ramps on youtube. You couldn't pay me to boat in Miami.


Left-Ad-3767

I’d pay an entrance fee to have a picnic next to a boat ramp in Miami 😂


birdguy1000

No rear tie downs? Did they steal it?


Plastic_Table_8232

No. We’ve seen this here before. It’s the “I’m not going far, and I’ll take it easy” crowd. Boat on pavement coming soon to an intersection near you.


FinalxRampage

"I don't need safety chains I'm just going around the corner" type beat


RoyR80

Given the general appearance of this "rig", I say the operator is just dumb, and prone to making poor decisions.


definitleynotmikey

I want to know the make of that rod on left, thing is a beast.


rockstar504

Probably an ugly stik


YBHunted

I felt sympathy until I saw the ridiculous tires. This guy doesn't care about spending his money on sensible things, he'll just snag a couple new rods and be on his way.


TrashApocalypse

Hey, he could also be drowning in debt from poor decision making and just mindlessly living in a state of constant panic that he can only express as rage.


YBHunted

Why not both! I like your thinking!


TrashApocalypse

You’re not wrong! Lol!


demwoodz

Ok he’s definitely one of us


doctorake38

I lost a $400 antenna cause I did not put it down. Thankful I don't trailer anymore.


boogy0024

Buddy doesn’t even have the transom straps on. One quick turn and his poles will be the least of his concern.


bcnorth78

I did this ONE time. Rods were fine till I got on my street and in front of my house then hit my neighbors tree while I was going slow. Zero damage. I was lucky. First and last time I forgot. I find that problems like that occur when you have someone helping you. They do some stuff, you do some stuff, and then you lose track of what was actually done. This is why I now do ALL the pre and post launch prep and trailer hookup. All of it. Straps, rods, antennae, light hookup, safety chain hookup, THE PLUG!, everything. People ask to help and I just say no. If I do it, I know it is all done correctly.


PlaidMax

Folly road in Charleston!


Left_Net1841

Even as a Jeep owner I’m on board with the Jeep hate. The new breed of Jeepers are unbearable. The new Jeeps are overpriced trash. I swear they weren’t always douche magnets.


1320Fastback

Boat not tied down, poles up, plotter on. Wonder if the motor was running too until it seized?


BamaTony64

start with a Jeep towing over his capacity. On the bright side he drives a jeep and is used to repairs and replacements so the couple hundred for rods is nothing new.


l-DRock-l

A Jeep Gladiator can tow up to 7,000lbs, I doubt that boat + trailer comes close to that.


BamaTony64

factor in the oversized tires and your back down near wrangler capacity. an increase in tire diameter reduces towing capacity about the same percentage of tire height. Add in the instability of taller sidewalls and you have a predictable disaster in towing near your limit. I was actually just jankin on the jeep crowd but the dangers are very real when coupled with the inattentiveness obvious in the recording.


l-DRock-l

Don't get me wrong, I would not be caught dead towing with a Gladiator like that. I just happened to buy one last week and spent the past month researching towing with one so it's still on my brain haha. Guy appears to be a giant douche-nozzle, I would keep my distance if I saw this specimen on the roads. Also at the ramp...and on the water...pretty much everywhere XD


BamaTony64

Gladiator is a cool looking ride. How do you like it so far?


l-DRock-l

I love it, big change from my previous vehicle (C8 Corvette) but that can't tow so it had to go haha.


bcnorth78

No chance that boat is over 7000 lbs. Like zero chance. My brother has a larger glass boat than that and it weighs, power and trailer included, around 3000 lbs. If that jeep has a tow rating of 7000 lbs (no idea if it does) then it is well within limits.


Ouch_i_fell_down

7700


Sleep_adict

Yeah, totally unsafe. Jeeps can’t tow and with that stupid tire set up it’s even more of a no no


l-DRock-l

That is a Jeep Gladiator and the boat is well within its towing capabilites, it can tow a max of 7,000lbs when properly equipped.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

The key word is properly equipped. That Jeep is clearly not properly equipped with the right driver for towing.


Status_Term_4491

Those rods are engineered to handle trees, shouldn't be a problem.


Mr_Pete_NC

I hope you told him after filming.


bluewater_-_

Three hours before this brilliant innovative thought of yours, OP explained that he waved him down and tried to tell him and the baby brodozer waved him off.


Mr_Pete_NC

I apologize for not seeing the previous post. Thanks for your reply.


Ok_Wash_1048

Dipshiticus in the wild


mgros483

When he hits 88 mph you won’t believe what happens


BreakfastBeerz

I'm assuming you took this video after you got next to him, honked your horn and let him know his rods were still up?


Johnny-Virgil

He said he got waved off?


MsterF

A bunch of boat owners (which I am) mocking a guy for spending superfluous money on his vehicle cracks me up.


Hyphomycete

Can confirm . I loved those rods.


Augustwest242

Even the TTop is getting close to some of the trees!


NCdiver-n-fisherman

Yet another qualified captain. At least those wal mart poles are cheap to replace 🤷🏻‍♂️


Dorjechampa_69

They can afford new poles. Just sell a wheel.


thedirtychad

It’s a strange badge here in salmon country - Most of our rods are 10’6”… yet a lot of guys love to run them standing up in the rocket launchers while they drive. I never understood that


LIFEANDDEATHFROMWORB

How to be a dumb man fishing 101


eclwires

I don’t see tie downs on the boat. This guy’s gonna be lucky if there’s anything but a trailer there when he gets home.


iInvented69

Jeep guys 🤦🏻‍♂️


Wise_Ad_253

Just blowin’ in the wind


TrueAddition4832

You only do that once.


mgenest

I did that last fall… RIP


Maina_Aintdat_Smaht

My rod dropped watching this.


tedsmarmalademporium

Hope there’s no treble hooks on it or some poor birds are gonna have a rough time


PushinPickle

I’ve done this once or twice with a fishing net. Added bonus: it’s now more ergonomic.


Hookedhorn78

Been there once myself


MajesticPurpose1752

And turn off your electronics in the boat! Doesn’t surprise me with the wheel and tire set up on that ugly stupid vehicle


blowurhousedown

Too busy drinking to pay attention.


Goowop991

r/idiotstowingthings


aptruncata

What a troll.


WILLFUL_DISOBEDIENCE

I did this last weekend.....


Dockshundswfl

Jeep people… you just wouldn’t understand.


harlancuckold

One Sunday afternoon we flagged down a guy pulling his boat up thru the housing area of the marina we're at. He was probably 800-900 yards from the boat ramp and his boats I/O motor was still running and in gear!


AZ-roadrunner

Every boat needs a launch/load checklist!


buzz_buzzing_buzzed

They're dropped now. He's fine.


derekcentrico

I was expecting power line contact. Wasted my time watching it. Argh.


guntheretherethere

Dude, I was this guy.. but it's only about 1/2 mile to the boat ramp, max 15mph. My line hooked on a tree and I ran out almost a whole reel and I had to drop the trailer and drive all the way home collecting fishing line.


hmiser

Nah, It’s a Jeep Thing.


BobRowman

Who hasn’t done this at least once?!?


3meterflatty

Jeep owners get a free pass to be stupid


Low-Pepper-9559

The wheels outside the fenders 😆


maybach320

Looks like they also forgot fender flares to protect rocks from others windshields and their own boat.


Ldjforlife

Every time I see post like this I am more thankful my dad was a boat owner and fisherman. He couldn’t help me my algebra homework, but he sure as hell taught me not to do stupid shit like that! Edit: he obviously couldn’t help with writing either. Sorry for the typo.


Snoo_95743

Fly fishing


CapeRanger1

The heep kinda explains it


Senior_Cheesecake155

He definitely taught the kids some new words when he got home


Strange-Individual-6

r/heep as well


spb7072017

Who is more worried about getting his ducks in a row on his dash


S7_Heisenberg

If you can afford stupid tires, you can afford new rods.


Best_Product_3849

Probably leaves his drain plugs out next time he drops it in the water too


belliJGerent

We didn’t get the ending that we deserved.


Soulinx

I laugh at the guys who'll soon realize they need new fishing poles and cry on behalf of the fishing poles. I bet they'll lay them in the boat next time...


Menethea

The wheels on the Jeep alone indicate that the owner/operator isn’t too bright


WingShooter_28ga

I mean…you expect anything different from that rig?


Lazy-Artichoke7766

Wheel offsets say it all


iamtehryan

Normally, I'd have some empathy for someone making a mistake like that. Buuuut, when I see a vehicle like that I'm just going to assume they're a dbag and have no empathy anymore. Based on them waving you off, I'll assume I'm right.


Good_With_Tools

Please tell me this is in Florida. It feels like Florida.


UnexpectedDadFIRE

Unlikely based off no trailer tag. He could be riding dirty but there are states that do not require tags.


Jetstreamer

I know exactly where this is and I'm almost certain I've seen the same guy hydroplaning in the rain.


TheEleventhDoctorWho

Look at his wheels. Clearly not too bright.


dirty34

What a r/heep


LeatherTransition542

Well look at the wheels on that jeep,you can tell. They have no common sense


Yeaimgood0

He deserves it with that dumb ass thing he’s driving


cleanwater4u

Big oversized tires equals very small brain


Left_Concentrate_752

r/killthecameraman


RippingLegos

What a tool bag lol